BEACH DAY IN LONG ISLAND Went to visit a friend and hung ou..
Added 2022-07-31 12:13:02 +0000 UTCBEACH DAY IN LONG ISLAND Went to visit a friend and hung out at the beach last weekend for the first time in a looooong while. Everyone there was hot as hell like fuck! This woman with the biggest ass and tightest thong was just dancing in front of where we set up and I don’t think she realized I was into her haha she saw “gays” and girls and was like Nah I’m good to show off. Meanwhile I was like “should I go say hi and hit on her?” haha And don’t get me started on the guys out there. Effortless masculinity, great realistic bodies where you can tell they work out but aren’t afraid to eat and bulk. Dad bods to put it simply i guess. Truly is a shame how many straight guys have the fattest asses too. I was ready to eat every dude out for hours 🤪 I always love flirting with straight guys though. I’m never pushy or expect anything, it’s just fun to see them react to my subtle comments and looks while making jokes and keeping them comfortable. One of my roommates is a pro at turning “straight” guys gay. He did it to me too actually haha so I should learn more of his tricks. Was a great relaxing day tho even if I had to focus to make my boners go away 🫣 ps why do I always feel the most masc in the “gayest” stuff? Haha first the hoops and now this stupid dog clown hat. I love.
