




Just when I thought it was a good time to come back… Some power above said jokes on you! Among the many other things going on, a few much more serious than this, another damn leak 💧 happens! Apparently this one has been happening for months… Its so hard to be sexxxy and feel sexxxy and show off my juicy fuzzy peach 🍑 to you all when I can’t walk two feel without tripping over something cuz it has to be pulled out of the way for repairs… The upside, the worker who did the investigating yesterday was soooo hella bangable! 🤭 And he was double teaming my repairs at the same time… 😜 (Kitchen and bathroom, not both ends of me sadly!) Now if only I didn’t embarrass myself 😳 with a “thats what she said” joke in front of my munchkin when he comments on the “use of two rubbers was just unnecessary” comment about the workmanship 🛠️ of the plumbers before him in the bath… Imma randomly think of his silence and my munchkin’s “oh lord mom” for the rest of my days… 🤣 For now, Imma just sit here staring at this massive hole in my comfy sports bra, granny panties and socks and binge my show… Hopefully the repair of the pipe next week that is as soft as an open can of coca cola goes smoothly… 🤞🏼 Cuz I wanna put all my shit back and be able to openly spread my legs again! 😋