















Naughty OR Nice? 🤔 (Part 1) + 50% OFF your sub all December 🎁 Before we discuss what it is that you're doing at the foot of my bed while I (Mrs. Claus) finish up the rest of my Christmas shopping, I wanted to send my warm holiday wishes to all of you in the form of a gift you can enjoy ALL December long!! 🥳💦🍆 It's my annual "Horny for the Holiday's" event starring me and 50% OFF your Sub ALLLL December long! 💖 Now... To the business at hand! What ARE you doing standing there at the foot of my bed while I lounge around in nothing but my sports bra, booty shorts and hot, fuzzy, yak woollen slippers?! I help Santa check the naughty list twice every year, so I know for a fact that you're NOT on it... But I can't help but wonder if we made a mistake this year? Because it feels like you're back there ogling my thick thighs and booty... And while I do pride myself on my curves, "Nice" boys shouldn't be eye fucking Santa's wife now, should they? There's something else... Something unique about you. What was it?! I can't remember exactly what it was, but I swear it has something to do with feet?! Let me bring up the list so I can look at your details... To Be Continued! xoxo -Mrs. Claus 💋