Why am I a pirate's worst nightmare? Sunken chest and no booty. 🏴☠️☠ Argghh mateys, as you may or may not know I'm currently blind in one eye thanks to being cocky and showering with my contact lenses in The treatment is super invasive and long term and for the next couple days I'll be wearing an eye patch when it's bright haha Pls cheer me up.