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So yall will never guess what happened to me yesterday. All ..

Added 2025-07-19 21:09:31 +0000 UTC

So yall will never guess what happened to me yesterday. All week I had two mysterious very painful lumps in my left armpit and I was hoping they would get better but after 4 days there was no change / they were kind of getting worse, so I did a virtual doctors visit and she was like “idk what that is you need to go to an urgent care” which of course freaked me out and I hate going to the doctors but I was desperate so I went and it turns out I had abscesses???? Aka boils???? And the doctor had to SLICE THEM OPEN and squeeze pus out!!! And wanna know the best part of this story? The doctor was HOT!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😭😭😭😭 I literally couldn’t stop laughing, the whole situation was just so wild and comical!!! He asked why I was laughing and I just told him he’s cutting open my armpit boils which is so funny and was definitely not on my bingo card for the year (or my life), but I did not tell him the other kicker was that he was hot but I should have 😩😩 he gave me a box of bandaids and touched my shoulder on the way out so I’m taking that as a win 😎 Our hallmark movie name would be “Abscessed with you” 😌😂