Only fans photo shoots are prolly the most physical things I do in my day. HAHA IM NOT EVEN KIDDING. I’m working on that. But seriously sometimes I’m so sore from making videos like this 200 hundred times trynna get it to look how it does it my head 😂
Hope that made sense. I gotta sleep now lmao
2021-09-01 10:38:38 +0000 UTC
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2021-09-01 04:47:55 +0000 UTC
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I want this to be fucking heard if it came between half of you guys and a fucking dog I would choose the dog 110 times.
In the 3 days I’ve had the puppy he knows how to sit, stay and shake. Well. We found his “adopted” family. HE WAS ADOPTED FROM THE SHELTER THE 19th. I found him in the rain before the hurricane on the 29.
So in less than ten days you “rehoused him” and Im the bad guy because I made a fucking Facebook post. Fuck off bitch.
Also anyone on the whole planet that wants to troll this lady by. All. Mean. First and last night. Fuck her and her rude ass attitude.
You guys should be proud of me also because instead of telling her how it really is I decided I would just post her response all over the fucking Internet and let everybody else deal with it LOL 😂
Ps. I love dogs more than people. For the simple fact but 90% of the time they treat me better than people❤️
2021-09-01 02:29:37 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes it’s relatively hard to be sure I haven’t double posted shit lmao.
Also.
Lemme just let you in on another fun fact. Rant. Ramble. Whatever you wanna call it. I. Am. Not. Looking. To. Create. Content. With. Anyone. EXCEPT. A. WOMEN.
I want some g/g content and some threesome content LIKE REALLLLLY bad.
However. Unless you have a vagina I don’t wanna make content with you. Sorry. I have a line of people waiting to make content with me lmao
2021-09-01 00:09:13 +0000 UTC
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Okay. Soooooo. Help choose this dog a potential name.
We found this dog and have had no luck. So we are arguing between names so I figure where better to decide a name than a porn site 😂😂
WE ARE THE KINGS OF FAKE NAMES.
ANYWAYS.
VOTES.
2021-08-31 19:55:04 +0000 UTC
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Have you seeeeeeeen my blonde is peaking through 😭😭
2021-08-31 18:59:17 +0000 UTC
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Howdy dowdy lol.
Has anyone else had to wear one of these stupid fucking drug patches as terms or their release from jaillllll?
They itch and suck.
2021-08-31 16:19:23 +0000 UTC
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The second you count your blessings.
Start counting them even more -on the bad days.
Be blessed for your two eyes and two ears if nothing else.
Some people don’t get that lucky.
I’m lucky for medical flower today. Lmao
2021-08-31 07:40:37 +0000 UTC
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Out here trying to catch up on scheduling posts and shit. Like fuck onlyfans talked about shutting down and I freaked the fuck out. 😘😂😂
Atleast we are here to stay guys xo
2021-08-31 06:57:32 +0000 UTC
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Sluttty singing shower Sunday’s 😘
Let’s talk.
Don’t ask me why but for research purposes ANYONE WHOS EVER SPENT TIME LOCKED UP!! comment below something you wish you knew before the FIRST time you went to jaiilllll. It really is important and I might not be able to respond first thing however I do want everyone who thinks of something to respond or DM me.
This is by no means meant to embarrass or attack anyone so apologizes if it does. ✨✨
2021-08-31 06:18:34 +0000 UTC
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Lolol in case you didn’t know how extra I am 😻😻✨
2021-08-31 06:00:25 +0000 UTC
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I love me some fucking space buns.
It’s like super fitting too because I’m always in the clouds Stoney baloney wiffff da space buns son ✨✨
2021-08-31 04:59:21 +0000 UTC
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Here’s some more cute shit in the fuck boi hat 😂😅
Also. If you aren’t you should go check out my VIP page.
It’s all unlocked and way less bullshit and way less talking 😂😭 it’s cheep and worth it. Also I’m at 30% topageeeee
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2021-08-31 02:43:57 +0000 UTC
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Watch the bear smoke 😂😭
I been lookin like a straight bum for two days. 😂
My birthday week has been successful as fuuuck
2021-08-31 00:57:37 +0000 UTC
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2021-08-31 00:45:08 +0000 UTC
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Have you had the chance to see my fuck boi hat? No. Well. Here ya go. You’re welcome 😂😂😂
FUCK FACT.
I Got that peace sign fuck of a tattoo in high school during spring break in a trailer and the first thing I asked was “do you have clean needles” shoulda also asked about their skill set as an artist in as well 😂🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
2021-08-30 22:29:29 +0000 UTC
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You know what my favorite part of this Spider-Man photo shoot? That little fatty pootch aka my ass or too legs idfk. Anyways I’m cute 😂✨
2021-08-30 06:39:58 +0000 UTC
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I know how much you guy live for my garbage stoner songs. 😂😂
Literally I’ll die happy as long as people are laughing when Im expiring 😂🤷🏼♀️
I truly believe people are put on this planet for a reason and mine is to do dumb shit and make people laugh 😂😂
2021-08-30 05:53:36 +0000 UTC
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Goofy girl.
I’m ready to do some live sexting on my Snapchat.
10$ for 10 minutes photos included
20$ for 25 mins photos and videos
Tip tip tippp dadddy I wanna help you cum 😍😻💋😘
2021-08-30 03:37:53 +0000 UTC
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Everyone seems to really love my hair but to me looks gray and I’m not a fan 😭
2021-08-29 20:46:37 +0000 UTC
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Some fat boi Os.
I’m getting ridiculously good at this shit.
Can you blow fire Os??
2021-08-29 19:47:15 +0000 UTC
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Here’s some random rambling for this rainy Sunday.
I feel like it’s fucking always raining here in Florida 😂😭
I tell people I live in the 20 percent. Which means it’s always 20 percent or higher lmao. Like whaaaat
Stop. Goddamn raining. 😭😂✨🔫🔫🔫
2021-08-29 16:55:03 +0000 UTC
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Look how fat my booty looked.
This was the beginning of the worst year of drug abuse. I look so younggg and innocent.
MY PUPILS THO 😐😐😐😐
Shit.
Good morning daddies. Anyone wanna sext??!! Tip here to get my attention xx
2021-08-29 11:29:45 +0000 UTC
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Here’s some more of my main fucking talent.
IF YOU GET OFF ON ME SMOKING PLEASE CONTRIBUTE TO MY POT HERE.
any amount will be rewarded 😋😘😘😘
2021-08-29 07:34:43 +0000 UTC
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There’s another storm rollinnnn in. Brewing in the gulf of some shit. Lmao. Anyways.
FUNFACT #768098
I fucking hate storms- however I live for lightning strike photos like the one I took and you can see with a quick swip right 😘🥰
Kinda a contradiction if I do say so myself. Like I’ll cry over a loud thunder yet chase the storm with tears for a fucking photo.
God damn being an artist isn’t easy stg 😂😭😂
2021-08-29 05:49:09 +0000 UTC
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Guys I’m in the top 34% on my VIP PAGE. IT hasn’t been that low in FOREVER. ANYWAY if you aren’t over there. Iam need you to get there. It’s 3$ish lol onlyfans.com/lexisesi
2021-08-29 05:30:15 +0000 UTC
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Show and messy besssy
2021-08-29 02:50:03 +0000 UTC
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Booootttty booooty booooooty rockin errrryywhereeeee ✨✨
Are you on my vip page? It’s all unlocked with no PPV OR PAY WALLS 😬😬
@lexisesi
2021-08-29 01:31:15 +0000 UTC
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Lmao.
My mom or the cops or whatever. But does anyone else duck like this and become super obvious 😂 I’m like literally the worlds most OBVIOUS liar 😂
Let’s get highhhhhh.
High.
High. High. High. Lololol.
2021-08-28 16:43:44 +0000 UTC
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Cute little toes
And a little bitty button nose 😘🥰
How’s my birthday treating you 😂😘
2021-08-28 10:27:44 +0000 UTC
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