The calm before the spanking storm ⛈️
The calm before the spanking storm ⛈️
2024-02-18 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russ..
I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russian judges would rate it? 💥
2024-02-17 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostShedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). ..
Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). 🐍
2024-02-16 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWould it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to ..
Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to practice my slam dunking skills? ⛹️♀️
2024-02-15 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuu..
***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! 😍
***Tip...***
💘 $5 for two pics
💘 $8 for five pics
💘 $10 for ten pics
💘 $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site 💔)
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'..
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'm often wet and always hot 💧🔥
2024-02-14 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? 🐠 💦
I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? 🐠 💦
2024-02-13 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostTop o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! 🍀
Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! 🍀
2024-02-12 17:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostSelf-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and th..
Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and then 🫂
2024-02-11 18:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostSnippity snap, the booty is 🔙!
Snippity snap, the booty is 🔙!
2024-02-10 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostFocusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly us..
Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly using only the power of my mind 🧠 👖
2024-02-09 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View PostSurprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flav..
Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flavor you are! 🍭
2024-02-08 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSteely Dan put me in timeout! 😣 Wait...does he have the auth..
Steely Dan put me in timeout! 😣 Wait...does he have the authority to do that?
2024-02-07 18:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostI clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These..
I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These magic shoes I stole from that witch are a bust! 🧹
2024-02-06 18:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostI think there's room for your hand in here, too! 🤝
I think there's room for your hand in here, too! 🤝
2024-02-05 18:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostI have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! 🥳🥒🥳
Uh, I mean, the ***livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars ✏️! Set every alert 📢! Call the National Guard 😱! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams).
There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely Dan -- the pet rooster with authority issues 🐓 -- may make an appearance. Hope to see you there! 💘💘💘
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I do..
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I don't remember! 😭
2024-02-04 17:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWon't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first,..
Won't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first, though. It ups your flexibility. 🤸
2024-02-03 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostI learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! 🎪
I learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! 🎪
2024-02-02 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) 😹 😹 😹
Hey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) 😹 😹 😹
2024-02-01 17:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? 🤶
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? 🤶
2024-01-31 18:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th ..
I'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th 💘! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep 🥲)
2024-01-30 20:20:07 +0000 UTC View PostChest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good postu..
Chest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good posture is the key to success! 🗝️
2024-01-30 18:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it sh..
If I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it should be?
2024-01-29 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostBalconies are also great places to air out your behind! 🌇
Balconies are also great places to air out your behind! 🌇
2024-01-28 18:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostBalconies are a great place to air these puppies out 🏙️
Balconies are a great place to air these puppies out 🏙️
2024-01-27 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you kn..
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you know 😉)
2024-01-25 18:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou want to see me *bunt?* Oooh, I thought you were saying s..
You want to see me *bunt?* Oooh, I thought you were saying something else!
2024-01-24 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think this candy corn will be stale? 🎃
Do you think this candy corn will be stale? 🎃
2024-01-23 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
