*Circa April 2020
Score: S+
FIRST LET ME HOP IN MY MUHFUCKIN BAG Welcome to first of many on this shit! And who better to start with than the fuckin goat. Now listen I've seen other reviewers give her B's. That's fuckin cap Miss B Nasty has the best *nlyfans out. And I'll tell you why The three biggest criteria for an *nlyfans. 1. Content , 2. Post Frequency, 3. Interaction. She hits as hard as it gets in each of these spots and more! It's seldom you see a girl who's got a foot in her mouth and a dildo in her ass! Shit wild.
Worth it? : This is that CRACK @missbnasty
*Circa August 2020
Score: S+
3B hair textures where y'all at?! Come through and show your love!! The p*rnstar rule is back and in full effect! Cici love let's talk about her! Og triple Og, from the muhfuckin Southside! Ever since the moment Cici stepped in the game she's been Fucking y'all bros up post after post!
Whether it's on p*rnhub, *nlyfans, fuckin your local Starbucks. She's liable to have smoke for your ass! Her *nlyfans is a perfect reflection of the content she's helped us to expect through her career. Namely full length high quality Solos, and boy girl videos, I believe she even had a couple other girls pop up too! Which you know is rare! So really there's alot to love here!
Worth it?: bro she'll have you shooting seeds like John Wayne at an avocado nursery! Back to fuckin back. Definitely an instant sub!" @officialcclionx
Lock the door twice when you plug into this creator. A true representation of the water-bearing horoscope, Lashe will have you drowning in paradise the way she makes her holes drip and cream. A petite solo creator that might like to masturbate more than the ones subscribing to her page, you can be a witness to this beauty enjoying orgasms while making you get them as well. A lot of content is already on the main feed, and we are hoping that more continue to roll in like waves pushing in the tide.
Check out Lashe.Er on her platforms and always remember to stay locked in here at Fans Review Me. @lovelylashe
*Circa October 2020
Score: S+
YES! THE TIKTOK TITAN! Vera Viral, The Social Sensation the one and only Savannah Solo! A model whose OF, in my opinion, has found the perfect blend of titties and comedy that we've all been chasing!
Like many people based on her Twitter, I wasn't sure what to expect, but she's been trying to tell our collective ass that her OF isn't all jokes and that's really true! Here's my thing I rate content. And when a model has dozens of full length (some very long) Hd videos on her wall BUT also jokes mixed in, that's an S every time from me!
So here's what to expect! A lot of solos maybe even some anal (unsure maybe a butt plug or so) this one is also very unique cause you get what I would describe as, uncensored tiktoks. Basically, tiktoks with titties
TITTYTOKS
Worth it?: Deff! Imo!" @savannahsolo
Get your brews ready because the cream is coming! Goddess Siham is the “official fat pussy” that will cream and scream for your viewing pleasure. One that does not stray away from anything, you can find a great amount of content on the main feed. Full-length vids that involve a lot of roleplay to get you and your little partner in the scenario necessary to get you off. Posts happen a few times a week and there are already hundreds of photos and videos waiting for you as soon as you subscribe.
This dirty-talking MILF will get you right so subscribe and enjoy your time and tell us about it here at Fans Review Me.
A ray of sunshine can improve sleep, reduce stress, fight off depression, and give you a longer life. This Sunshine does the same by draining you dry with her radiant content. This southern belle loves to tease and please on her page with photos and videos on the reg.
This creator has solo and BG content and even one or two threesomes that you can find. Only a few months in the game and she is already killing it with consistency, interaction in the DMs, and true authenticity. There are a few things that can make this page better such as longer videos and maximizing the camera’s capabilities, but you will honestly be too distracted by her tits and holes to even recognize.
Worth it? This new creator is worth checking out for sure. You can check the tags and find the things you are looking for with ease and just enjoy scrolling through with one hand while the other is occupied with “reducing stress and fighting off depression.”
@sunshine100
*Circa April 2020
Score: S+
GET YOUR BEACH TOWELS OUT bros. But no, we're not going anywhere. You're gonna need it after you watch this shit. You're gonna be busting more nuts than the damn PLANTERS FACTORY.
Dear Violet, I'll never forgive you for fucking my shit up, but also you're dope.
I have a steady rule when it comes to who to follow/ emulate on OF: pornstars and camgirls. They will give you what you need on the feed and in the DM. Violet clearly enjoys what she does here and I enjoyed every moment of my subscription to her.
Worth it? YUP!
@violetmyers
Circa October 2020
Score: A*
Before I started this page I would say I was just like everybody else who genuinely did not like pay-per-view type accounts. But pages like this and the others I've run across continue to show me that everyone really ain't built the same! This is a good OF. Value Wise It's a good OF. In fact, the pricing is so fair, I can really tell she only has VIP and pay-per-view to prevent her content from leaking! I mean her VIP is $10. And you get hella unlocked vids for it! She never sent me a PPV that was over $3. She's very active on her feed, appealing previews, and it's really a good page, and YES you do have to pay extra but honestly, this one is very fair!
Worth it?: Even with all that being said still up to you guys knowing that you have to pay per view! But I like it!"
@heavenlyheauxxx
It was the summer of ’09 when I first saw Mellanie Monroe. Known as the “giggling rockstar” on Bangbros is now a full-fledged pornstar that is better than before in 2022.
Her OF page has a STEEP price, but the amount of content you receive is something that her biggest fans would be thankful for. Over 80% of the main feed has full-length videos and they are with a number of people in a number of ways. And, if you want one to keep after your subscription, most of her PPVs for ya are well under a dollar a minute. Worth it?
The cost is great, but this is all Mellanie so if you ran into her back in the day as I did, I wouldn’t blame you for diving into her OF. Just let us know about your journey here at Fans Review Me.
@mellaniemonroevip
Let me do this right. Ehemm…ladies, gents, and everything in between let me introduce you to the 2022 Best Male Clip Artist, Finny, and welcome to his Booby University.
Y’all are not going to have enough fluids in your system for this creator. This creator is the new Luffy, Ichigo, and Goku because he is stealing all the booty, slaying all the coochie, and will destroy your world once you get addicted to this page.
Finny plays with women of all shapes and flavors with cool scenes that have some of the most authentic creativity that I have found on a page to date. Tears will roll down your eyes as a splooge rolls down your legs while going through this page and I have no doubt that you will love every minute of it.
Come back later and thank us for putting you on.
@boobyuniversity
*Circa October 2020
Score: S-
Y'all our sponsors have finally returned! This latest review is brought to you by our sponsors at http://thickNjigglyASS.gov! Your primary source for internal government documents and fire twerk videos! It's time to get picante!
So let's talk about spicy j (no relation) this is just really a great OF and this was a request and personally, I love these ones where they're just checking to make sure that they're dope because they almost always are!
But no she's very good there's a lot of content here which I'll get into now So there's boy-girl great solos and anal the trifecta. She also has very long videos on here some are really really long the only thing I'd say is some of the quality is downscaled a little so SD.
Worth it?: This is one I can foresee showing up on one of our top 10 lists!"
onlyfans.com/picante_jenny
Ex-Wrestler. Milf. Model. These are only a few of the titles you can lay on Erikka Devine. This sexy Canadian Momma loves to tease and please her subscribers. The thousands of pis and vids are meant to engage and torment, leading you to interact more and find way any way possible to get you fully satisfied. This creator doesn’t really have full-length porn films on the main feed or via PPV, but if you enjoy being edged with good quality content then this is the place for you. Check out Ms. Devine and let us know what you think here at Fans Review Me.
https://onlyfans.com/erikkadevine
*Circa April 2020
Score: S+
Dear Diary, I've already busted 6 fat nuts (respectfully) to BadKitty today and I'm beginning to lose feeling in my legs. I won't stop till I'm deceased. Signed Me, an addict ass bro. Listen man Kitty shit DIFFERENT. If you ask me she's the MissBNasty of B/G. Matter fact! If @MissBNasty and her ever made a ghatdamn video together the fuckin world would collapse like a black hole opened up or some shit! bros would be taking mortgages out and trapping out the fuckin BANDO go afford that shit. She's dope and nothing less.
okay if I need to be more specific in these reviews what makes a model an S-level? It really goes into the amount of visible effort they put in. Models like Kitty are delivering constant feed activity.
Worth it?: Sell your house bro you need ass.
onlyfans.com/badkittyyy
YO YO YO!
So we will be posting at least twice a day, Mon-Fri, starting next week.
Our old reviews in the past will be placed here for you to check out still, but they will be at least a year old.
Our new ones will be posted and are the more accurate and thorough posts. Things will be appropriately tagged to make them easy to find and always feel free to holler if you have any questions.
Y’all I got a new crush. I know. I’m a slut. You see me coming on here saying this often, but I’m not even joking this time for real and this is the first one that is relatively close to me in age (I think) so you KNOW she is fire with that knowledge. So I was on TikTok one day while on the throne and stumbled upon this queen sharing some sex ed info that was dope so I decided to hop on her OF just to support. Next thing you know I was needing support: LIFE SUPPORT. This gal took my breath, my fluids, and my capabilities to function away. I mean I was robbed with both eyes open and loved every minute of it. Now Chippy doesn’t have that many videos (about 60) because she posts them weekly in between the over 1200 photos she throws on there consistently, but every video will have the neighbors smoking with you at the end of them. If you are a sensual type of cat, you will love these full-length vids that have all the dirty talk and teasing that effortlessly shifts into full out creamy and hard orgasms. You can call me a sensitive nigga all you want. I don’t care. Chippy uses them toys in all of her holes like a dude trying to cuff up, down on bended knee and everything and it is worth the watch.
Worth it? Quality supersedes quantity here for sure and the quality is superb so check Chippy Lipton out!
onlyfans.com/chippylipton
Every time I hop on this page, I want to hear some 90s theme music with the cheesy introductions to start the Adventures of Beast and Kitty Love show because damn is this stuff good. This ebony couple are both putting in the work on some of your favorite content creators for your viewing pleasure.
This hybrid account has A LOT of full-length vids that are as long as those sitcoms back in the day, but there are also some VERY fairly priced PPVs in the DMs as well. And the content is shot in 4K. Yes. 4K.
So find your favorite piece of furniture, grab your favorite lube, and enjoy the adventures of Beast and Kitty Love!
https://onlyfans.com/beastnkittylove
Okay, I need y’all to help me figure something out. So this creator I found has a ridiculous amount of content. A good amount of full-length solo AND BG vids on the main feed. Be blowing up your DMs with free content and PPV options like Bombs over Baghdad…and it’s FREE?! Sweet Vickie is sweet indeed because even my own mother doesn’t give me this kind of hospitality.
This Texas hotwife that should probably compete in the 2023 Arnold's is not only putting in the work but doing it in ways that I can’t even describe. Threesomes and moresomes, IR and all-girl orgies, anal, squirting, and cream pies; the list is ridiculous.
This account is not only worth it with it being free, but even if it went up like gas prices, I would tell ya to fill up the tank and enjoy the ride!
@sweetvickie
From teacher to adult content creator, @rosalindxxx is a true hotwife that records things for our viewing pleasure. Even with a lot of the content being a propped-up camera, there is thought about different camera angles, roleplay, scenarios, and more from solo, GG, BG, and other opportunities to maintain the diversity on the page. Some anal and some squirt, as well as cuck, but mostly solo and BG play with many being interracial is found on this account.
This sexy Brit has some PPV on the page and it is fairly priced at around .70c/min with most of them being at least 20 minutes in length and can be found in the DMs, but over 70% of the vids on the main feed are full-length and long.
Authenticity: 10
Her Linktree is right there for confirmation with a number of social media platforms that are synced to the page.
Accuracy: 10
She is your petite MILF squirt queen...and she will be your favorite lol.
Media Quality: 8
All of the content is shot on a phone at high quality so no need to worry.
Response Time: 9
She interacts a lot in the DMs and responds quite swiftly usually, but there are times when it takes a bit longer.
Post Frequency: 9
So we had to intertwine the post frequency with the main feed and DMs because this creator posts in those spaces interchangeably and given the fact that DM posts are forever for the subscriber, we added that value to the score. Typically, you can expect 3-5 posts a week between both spaces.
Amount of Content: 9.5
Lucy is always posting content. She does a great job at doing so between the main feed and the DMs, making it important to check in as often as possible.
Variety/Creativity: 7
This creator has a family and does this as best as she can. With that being said, the creativity isn't that vast because it's honestly a MILF trying to have fun and/or rub one out. I'm not mad about it since she makes it count each time, but you're not going to get a number of different scenes and scenarios here.
Video Length: 7
Lucy posts a number of teasers in between the full vids and they are great to watch. The numbers state that you can expect around one full vid a week, but who doesn't like a build-up?!
Value for Price: 9
This page is very fairly priced given what you are getting for it. Definitely of high value.
Nudity: YES
Organization: Yes
PPV: Very minimal
Ads: No
Moms are abundant this month of May in honor of the lovely ladies that bring life to this world. And this next one is a true squirt queen with all of the petite softness that only happens when you are a true MILF.
You probably wouldn’t think that Miss Lucy is a horny geyser if you saw her at the grocery store, but the list of things she provides is outstanding. Mostly solo squirt vids are what you will get, but there are a few BG vids as well with a great number of photos that you can find on the main feed and in the DMs with your subscription.
This fungal also likes to dance and tease so be prepared for the build-up that will eventually have you explode just like her with these full-length vids that are usually around 4-6 minutes. So go ahead and sneak in the bathroom too to rub one out with the lovely Miss Lucy.
This trailer should help cats that may still be on the fence.
@roserenrose is high quality. HIGH quality.
*Content is courtesy of t@roserenrose on their account on Twitter
!!Ms. Loretta! I’m ready for the rest of the tour…that’s what I said to myself when I saw Rose’s Twitter account. It is very rare to find an ebony MILF-type in the adult industry and this one is a true gem worth finding. This sexy momma LOVEs to cum. Orgasm after orgasm with whichever hole she chooses that day just to see her cum and squirt and cum and squirt and…
Everything is on the feed for this solo creator with over 40% of the videos being full-length with most of them in that 5–10-minute range. A plethora of lingerie and an abundance of toys with cumshows taking place wherever she is in the mood, this marvelous MILF is one I wish was my little secret next door, but I can settle with her OF page. Oh and did I tell you that she loves dick pics and vids of her fans getting off to her? Goodness, why are you still here? Go sub to @ roserenrose NOW!
CHECK OUT THE TRAILER LATER TODAY!!
FANS REVIEW ME UPDATE!
For those that can't watch, we just want you all to know what has been going on during our hiatus. Rebranding, life, and family are no joke! But we are back and ready to roll!! We have a number of reviews lined up and a lot more things to come so lock yourselves in right here because you will catch it all on our OF platform for the time being.
Score A*: guys really serious question. After seeing this model's face and body how could you seriously not subscribe? I mean this is a serious stunner i think this one was on my list of potential subs for less than a month👇🏾 Obviously a little bit more unique of a score here which warrants some explanation which is what I'm here to do. Basically the primary way to see content here is pay-per-view. However the wall is very good everything advertised in the bio is what you'll see here. But honestly 👇🏾The most bang for your buck is in the dms. girl girl solo anal and a lot of fetish, bondage. Full HD maybe even 4K resolution videos. Pricing varies video length varies with everything is worth it
@ropebaby
I just love seeing fellow swingers doing their thing on these subscription sites because the real porn life is that of the horny mofos I call my “sexy friends”...and this gal fits the mold. Now this page is not as interactive (posts sporadically), but when the content does drop, it is all on the main feed and most of it is full-length vids; many LONG full-length vids. You will find some solo, but mostly it’s threesomes, group, and hotwife play when going through the over 100 videos and almost 300 photos. I think this page is worth checking out if you’re just interested in the content, but don’t expect daily posts nor much interaction.
@blondehotwife1986
So y’all know that S-class hall of fame of phenomenal creators that we’ve reviewed. Cats like @picante_jenny, @quincy_roee, @nynylew @lovelygia, are putting out that fire content. The homie right here is slinging the dingaling on these juggernauts on his feed. Artemixxx is one of them up and coming male talents that knows how to give the people what they want. With almost 200 vids and 300 photos to date, Art gives you full-length HD pornos on the main feed for your viewing pleasure. I mean you get the trailer a few days before the main vid, the intro video, the appropriate hashtags to easily find the content, TAGGING THE WOMEN TALENT right there so it’s easy to follow them, I mean the list goes on; homie be doing all the right things.
I actually had the pleasure of meeting him at Exxxotica a few months ago too and the dude is a genuinely cool cat. You can DM for solo content or video calls and get a few other extras as options as well if your heart desires, but you will have plenty to check out on the main feed so go have fun checking the homie out and let us know what you think of his page.
Cheers! ~ E.P. Ness
We're back at it! Had a few changes take place this last month and needed to take the time to rebrand and re-establish ourselves, but we're back and ready to go! This is what our weekly calendar will look like moving forward.
Sunday - DM showing the up and coming reviews that we will have.
Monday - Going live where we will kick it and talk about updates.
Tuesday - REVIEW DAY!
Wednesday - REVIEW DAY!
Thursday - REVIEW DAY!!
Friday - Share which models have discounts and Staff Recs.
Saturday - OFF
CREATORS - We will be posting some tutorial videos to help you all do what you do best at least once every other week. We also have some interview openings and soon-to-be promo opportunities for you as well so stay tuned!!
Always remember to hit us up if you have any model recommendations for us to review and creators always feel free to give us a holler if you ever want content of ya taken down or have any questions.
We appreciate y'all and are excited for 2022!
