My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effo..
My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2023-03-04 05:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve ..
Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve stress. I’m super stressed right now. Do you think you can assist me?
2023-03-02 07:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot ..
You are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot and wet.
2023-03-02 02:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be..
Look at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be in my bed?
2023-03-01 05:02:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours ..
The ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours on mine.
2023-02-28 23:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
Who wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
2023-02-28 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostIs it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? ..
Is it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? Wanna workout with me?
2023-02-27 23:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostBeing hungry for another person is not something to be asham..
Being hungry for another person is not something to be ashamed of.
2023-02-27 05:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
The only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
2023-02-26 23:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostI sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How..
I sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How about we spend the future together so I can make it up to you?
2023-02-26 05:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostSmiling is just the second best thing you can do with your l..
Smiling is just the second best thing you can do with your lips. Now ask me what’s the best thing you can do with them.
2023-02-25 23:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, w..
If I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, would you cooperate?
2023-02-25 05:04:22 +0000 UTC View Post
You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
2023-02-23 05:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than wai..
There’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than waiting. But if it’s waiting for you, I’ll gladly do it without any complaints.
2023-02-22 23:11:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
My heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
2023-02-22 05:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
If you like this, then you like me.
If you like this, then you like me.
2023-02-21 05:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
2023-02-20 23:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be emb..
If you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. It just means you’re interested.
2023-02-20 05:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re the reason I can smile like this.
You’re the reason I can smile like this.
2023-02-19 23:11:39 +0000 UTC View PostWanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
2023-02-19 05:02:33 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missi..
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
2023-02-18 23:03:05 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
2023-02-18 05:03:07 +0000 UTC View PostIs it hot in here or is it just you?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2023-02-17 23:03:58 +0000 UTC View PostDoes your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting ..
Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.
2023-02-16 05:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
2023-02-15 23:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostDoes my tongue taste funny to you?
Does my tongue taste funny to you?
2023-02-15 05:10:32 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you..
I feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you’re so scorching.
2023-02-14 23:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
