Wanking to the football, how very macho of me. Ha, I joke - there were at least 11 Italian men running around in shorts 😈. Can I explain the offside rule? Can I b*llocks 😂
2021-06-27 18:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt's not a very horny caption I know 🤦♂️ but is anyone else obsessed with the Danish dramas on iPlayer? I watched The K*lling years ago, but Blinded: Those Who K*ll is absolutely brilliant 😱🙌
2021-06-26 16:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF 🙌 . If you're ready for the customary pump, pump squirt say aye 🙋♂️😈✊🍆💦💦💦
2021-06-25 16:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostI had to stop mid-wank today due to a zoom meeting I'd forgotten about 🙈🤣 bloody work... Always getting in the way! 🤪😈
2021-06-24 16:43:07 +0000 UTC View PostMore self abuse in the kitchen 😂😛😈✊🍆
2021-06-23 18:44:47 +0000 UTC View PostSorry it's a bit later than normal, I'm a bit drnk 😂🤪 on a school night 😱😈
2021-06-22 21:50:06 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon all 😈 hope we're all having a horny start to our weeks 😛✊🍆😈😈😈😈
2021-06-21 16:52:24 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does the weekend go so fast 😭 hope you all had a great one. Did anyone do anything exciting? 😁
2021-06-20 18:42:47 +0000 UTC View PostAnother little cum shot for you all 😁✊🍆😈💦💦💦
2021-06-19 16:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostI do do good cum shots don't I (if I do say so myself) 🤦♂️😂💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
2021-06-18 17:19:14 +0000 UTC View PostTwo hands don't suffice ✊✊😂. Have I any willing volunteers? 🤔🙃
2021-06-17 16:44:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's everyone's favourite brand of underwear? I keep wearing CK out of habit. I did have Ralph Lauren ones that I literally wore the pants out of 😂 tempted to buy more though because they were super comfortable 👌🍆
2021-06-15 17:41:11 +0000 UTC View PostTake a seat 🪑 best chair in the house ✊🍆😈😈😈
2021-06-14 17:21:12 +0000 UTC View PostShall I shave the bush or keep it? 🌳🤔
2021-06-13 11:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostThat was a powerful cum shot 💪🏻 if I do say so myself 🤣 ✊🏼🍆💦💦💦💦💦
2021-06-11 11:23:07 +0000 UTC View PostWith my windows open in this heat, and my blinds flapping about in the wind - I'm pretty sure the people living opposite me get the occasional eye full 👀😈✊🍆😈
2021-06-10 16:40:00 +0000 UTC View PostI don't overly enjoy cumming on myself because I'm a bit of a clean freak, but I thought you might wish to see haha 😛😈✊🍆💦
2021-06-09 16:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid anything eventful happen to any of you lot today? 🤷♂️😛 I've just been working/wanking from home (not necessarily in that order). So, nothing to report here 😂. Praying for something exciting to happen 🙏🏼😈
2021-06-07 17:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostAnother cum shot for you all 😛 a new angle 📸✊🍆💦💦
2021-06-06 18:38:56 +0000 UTC View PostWoohoo 😝 just noticed you've given me over 10k likes in total now on all my posts 🥰 made up with that. That's a healthy, respectable number if I do say so myself 🥳. Cheers guys 🍻
2021-06-05 13:43:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhere has this week gone? 😱 How is it Thursday already? This week has gone faster than cum can fly out of my cock 🤣✊🍆💦😈
2021-06-03 15:56:29 +0000 UTC View PostDrumstick sweets tan lines = mark of a true Englishman 🤣
2021-06-02 17:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post27 degrees here today, zero covid deaths in UK 🙌 let's all celebrate with a wank 😈✊🍆
2021-06-01 17:15:57 +0000 UTC View PostWell that was fun while it lasted 🙌. How is it Tuesday tomorrow already? 😭. I will reply to your comments properly tomorrow I promise - sorry I've been AWOL this weekend 🙈
2021-05-31 20:33:14 +0000 UTC View PostPerfect bank holiday weather so far ☀️Cheers everyone🍻 😁
2021-05-30 19:07:25 +0000 UTC View PostWho's coming to lend a hand? I reckon I could squeeze a couple more on 😈✊✊🍆😛. I just had a steak and it's not raining. Bank holiday going well so far ☺️🙌
2021-05-29 16:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
