Why does the weekend go so fast π. Hope everyone had a good ..
Why does the weekend go so fast π. Hope everyone had a good one. P.s. here's another wanking vid π€π€£
2021-03-28 19:10:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does the weekend go so fast π. Hope everyone had a good one. P.s. here's another wanking vid π€π€£
2021-03-28 19:10:52 +0000 UTC View PostI always get a red chest when I'm wanking hard! Robin red breast π€ͺπ€£. How's everyone's Saturday? π
2021-03-27 17:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostMazel tov! π»π¦ Another fun fact for you all: believe it not given my generous foreskin, I discovered recently I have some Jewish ancestry but very distantly! It's a crazy world π
2021-03-26 18:55:13 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a question: What's everyone's favourite snack? (Other than ππ). Me? I'm addicted to peanut butter Snickers ππ». If you haven't tried one yet then you really, REALLY should π€€ they're so, sooo good π€ͺ
2021-03-25 17:38:39 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you pop you can't stop π¦
2021-03-24 17:48:46 +0000 UTC View PostHow was everyone's Tuesday? Very gray skies here today, but perfect weather for staying home and wanking, so quite literally every cloud βοΈπ€ͺ
2021-03-23 17:15:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else constantly naked when they're "working" (wanking) from home? Having to wear clothes again in an office one day will be so strange π
2021-03-22 18:22:08 +0000 UTC View PostThought I'd do something different today and upload a picture for a change π π¦
2021-03-21 18:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostTwo handed wank = twice the fun, right? ββππ
2021-03-20 16:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt tasted good π I should definitely bottle it and sell it βππ¦
2021-03-19 17:51:22 +0000 UTC View PostHow are we all? Everyone excited it's Friday tomorrow? π₯³
2021-03-18 18:42:36 +0000 UTC View PostThought I'd play with my cum but I'm not gonna lie, I'm not quite sure what I was doing π. I seem to have finger painted a spider with it π€£
2021-03-17 17:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostDo we have any hairy legs fans in the house? Yay or nay. πββοΈ P.s. Don't worry, I wouldn't shave them anyway. Just a harmless question π
2021-03-16 17:47:50 +0000 UTC View PostHow's everyone's Monday going? Who's had the most wanks so far? π
2021-03-15 17:47:01 +0000 UTC View PostStill can't quite believe that Rhyheim Shabazz retweeted one of my posts yesterday π±π. ππ»
2021-03-14 15:56:25 +0000 UTC View PostDangling cum πΈπ¦ who'd like me to ice their pudding with my special white sauce? πββοΈπ
2021-03-13 16:59:40 +0000 UTC View PostCUM ππ». I didn't realise just how loudly I was moaning on this video until I played it back π quite dramatic πβπΌππ¦
2021-03-12 18:10:50 +0000 UTC View PostIt looks juicier with the flash on, don't you agree? ππ
2021-03-11 22:03:38 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to get down on their knees and worship it first? Shall I introduce a ticket system so it's fair π
2021-03-10 18:09:31 +0000 UTC View PostShots, shots, SHOTS! π₯π¦π₯ Bottoms up π
2021-03-09 20:12:48 +0000 UTC View PostSo with Meghan making the news today, which royal would you have sex with if you had to? π€ Personally, I think I'd swerve Harry and William and shag Prince Carl of Sweden instead. Google him. No need to thank me ππ€΄π»
2021-03-08 19:51:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do people wank to, other than me π? Who's your favourite actual porn star? Answers please π€π
2021-03-07 20:21:32 +0000 UTC View PostAnother day, another cum shot βπΌππ¦π₯. Forensics would have a field day with a UV light in my flat! Cum as far as the eye can see π
2021-03-06 18:17:36 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF π₯³ let's blow our loads for the weekend βπΌππ¦π₯
2021-03-05 18:24:58 +0000 UTC View PostRetaining my amateur status with the not-very-professional lighting on this one - but it's the big cock that matters most, right? πβπΌπ
2021-03-04 17:55:10 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else observed a correlation between home-working and increased masturbation π€π π¨βπ»βπΌππ¦
2021-03-03 19:09:14 +0000 UTC View PostSpraying some cum from my hose π¨πΌβππ§―βππ¦
2021-03-02 18:28:00 +0000 UTC View PostNew month, new wank βπ. Plus, it's March so... bye winter πββοΈπ
2021-03-01 17:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostMarie Kondo'd my cupboard today, then had another wank βπ. What did everyone else get up to? π
2021-02-28 19:23:59 +0000 UTC View PostI like the sloppy sound of my slippery, wet cock on this one π¦βπ
2021-02-27 18:21:58 +0000 UTC View Post