Tell your dick to stop staring at my eyes.
Tell your dick to stop staring at my eyes.
2020-08-23 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostTell your dick to stop staring at my eyes.
2020-08-23 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever had a one-night-stand? If not, would you like to have one?
2020-08-23 18:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend over there really wants your number so she knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
2020-08-23 14:01:47 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a racehorse? ‘Cause when I ride, you’ll always finish first.
2020-08-23 05:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is the sexiest outfit you own and when can I see you in it?
2020-08-23 02:01:46 +0000 UTC View PostI want to hear your thoughts on sex in public places.
2020-08-22 22:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostSorry to bother you but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
2020-08-22 20:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe clothes you have on right now would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
2020-08-22 18:02:17 +0000 UTC View PostThey’re called ‘eyebrows’ ‘cause my eyes are browsin’ your fine ass.
2020-08-22 14:02:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was your most recent exotic dream and was I in it?
2020-08-22 05:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostI’m planning on having sex with you later, so it would be great if you could be there!
2020-08-22 02:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostDo you want to spice up my sex life?
2020-08-21 22:01:54 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to tell you that my new underwear looks really amazing and sexy on my skin. If you don’t believe me, I think you should see it for yourself.
2020-08-21 20:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostGonna ride u into the sunset if you’ll let me
2020-08-21 18:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou know what? I want to feel you on top of me ASAP.
2020-08-21 05:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostI was looking at sex toys today and I found a few I would love to use on you.
2020-08-21 02:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostNext time I see you, I want to be as dirty as possible.
2020-08-20 22:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re on my list of things to do tonight.
2020-08-20 14:05:32 +0000 UTC View PostThat shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
2020-08-20 05:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostI may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you.
2020-08-20 02:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostIf I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight.
2020-08-19 22:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe only thing I was creative with today was my dirty thoughts… Guess who inspired them all?
2020-08-19 20:01:44 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name fall? Because I can see you coming soon.
2020-08-19 18:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
2020-08-19 14:05:07 +0000 UTC View PostI could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel but I am hoping you’re a dirty devil instead.
2020-08-19 05:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostIs there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
2020-08-19 02:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostAre you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
2020-08-18 22:04:25 +0000 UTC View PostI’m lost. Can you give me directions to your Dick?
2020-08-18 18:02:49 +0000 UTC View PostDo I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend. ;)
2020-08-18 14:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post