Is it foolish to post this, given that basically no one is working today? Eh, probably. But it’s fresh out the oven, just like Thanksgiving dinner…
Wanna feel extra cared for around the holidays? Then don’t miss out on this 14 minute pornographic ASMR masterpiece.
🍗 Bouncy girlfriendy Haydn being suuuuper excited you’re home
🍗 Giving you a neck massage
🍗 Sucking you off
🍗 Riding you and taking you extra deep…
🍗 And then you know, all of my usual naughty nerdy antics
2023-11-23 15:15:35 +0000 UTC
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Are you guys ready for….. *STRIPPER NIGHT!!?!?* Well, buckle up, because it’s cummin’ atcha fast!
**Saturday at 8pm central**
Why Stripper Night? Because it seems like a completely unhinged choice for the holiday season. Plus it’s my show and I said so.
Anywho, we’ll be playing classic strip club tunes, basking in the blacklight, and I’ll even put on an especially trashy little outfit for ya.
Come on!! Let’s make it raiiiiin and get lowwww!!
2023-11-22 14:01:31 +0000 UTC
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Honestly, I just really love this sauce.
Sometimes I look at my Mambo sauce and say “Sweetie, let’s run away together! Just you and me…”
Alas, the sauce can’t muster a response. As it is just a packet of sauce, you see.
2023-11-22 01:33:45 +0000 UTC
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More stream pics!! Now it’s that magic moment when we vote on a start time. 🤓
What time would you like me to do a very special Thanksgiving stream this Saturday?
[Also please ❤️ this!! It lets the OF algorithm know my content is worthwhile, which helps me survive!]
2023-11-20 18:45:22 +0000 UTC
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Screencaps from my lives so often wind up being some of my favorite shots of myself. But why??
I think it’s because I just genuinely enjoy having fun with you guys. Seriously. You make me laugh and smile, and I just have the very best time streaming for you.
Speaking of which, I’m thinking of doing a Saturday stream… What say you?
2023-11-19 17:48:02 +0000 UTC
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The wildly popular Pure Passion stream is here!! It’s the perfect weekend activity - 5.5 hours of content, fudge-packed with fun and fappable fanfare!
⭐️ 15+ stripteases to **classic tunes**
⭐️ Unending girlfriendy observations about life
⭐️ Occasional drama as I scold rampant viewers
⭐️ Pussy, b-hole AND taters galore!!!
⭐️ Guaranteed to make you smile AND bust a nut
Look, if you don’t unlock it for me, do it for…
- Elton John
- Tears For Fears
- The Human League
- Talking Heads
- Queen
- Michael Jackson
- Murray Head
- The Beach Boys
- Harry Nilsson
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
… and much MUCH *more*!!!
[In case it’s not obvious, yes, I get fully naked. It’s honestly nuts I sell these shows for so little. It’s top notch entertainment]
2023-11-18 14:28:03 +0000 UTC
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Guess who’s still in bed…. But I’m editing fun stuff for you, so stay tuned!!! And don’t forget to check your DMs later…
2023-11-17 22:33:18 +0000 UTC
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Feeling sooo chipper with my pretty pink hair!! I’ve already shot 3 new videos for you 🥰 Are you *kinda* excited or **very** excited??
[Also…. Go check your DMs… Tout suite!!]
2023-11-16 22:59:58 +0000 UTC
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Can you guess what I’m doing with my hair?? 👀
2023-11-15 23:23:06 +0000 UTC
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[Previously *unreleased* fully nude and fully nerdy striptease INCOMING!!]
Are you into video games? Are you into threesomes? Are you into Carlotta Champagne and Dare Taylor??
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you should probably unlock this mega bundle, so you can witness the making of a simulated **Princess Daisy DP** scene, AND the ensuing **fully nude 3 girl striptease**!
Trust me, it’ll make you exclaim *“Mamma mia!”*
This was my very first group collab *ever*, and it’s still one of our absolute favorites. Pricing it CRAZY low because it’s Monday, I’m sleep-deprived, and I feel like being extra sweet!
[31 photos, 2 videos, nearly 7 minutes of content, featuring 3 dorky Playboy models]
2023-11-14 00:12:46 +0000 UTC
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Why am I awake at this hour??? Somebody, quick! Gimme a spankin’ and learn me a lesson!
[For real though. This 7am bedtime is gross and it’s officially no longer cute.]
2023-11-13 12:54:59 +0000 UTC
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Did you get booted from the stream last night??OF had a technical glitch, and even though it wasn’t under my control, I feel bad for anyone who paid to enter the live and got kicked out 😔
If so, please comment on this post so I can send you something fun to make up for it 🥰
2023-11-12 21:25:49 +0000 UTC
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BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Special announcement!! My freeeeee *Pure Passion* show starts in 5 hours!!!
[That’s **8:30pm central**, for those of you who don’t feel like mathing.]
2023-11-11 21:30:43 +0000 UTC
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🤒 Cold and flu season is upon us!! And lil ol’ me decided to make a sexy/sweet girlfriendy video for you.
It’s a POV-style, where I come home to find you sick in bed. I make a fuss over you, checking your temperature, giving you head scratches, and finishing you off with some oral pleasure… 💦
[I’m pricing this extra low, because if you are in fact sick in bed, I definitely want you to be able to unlock this 🥰]
I hope you feel better ASAPenis! 😚💕
2023-11-11 18:06:05 +0000 UTC
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Gogogo!!! Check your DMs for an all new sweet n’ sexy treat, from nurse Haydn! 🏥
[Forgive the old and unrelated pic! It’s been a day and I’m doing what I can 😅]
2023-11-11 02:26:01 +0000 UTC
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The votes are in! The official show time is **8:30pm central this *Saturday*!**
It’s a bit late to put this out there, but I’m thinking of making it a “Pure Passion” themed night. What do you think?
[Please drop a ❤️. I should’ve promoted this show days ago, but I cocked up, and now I’m in a pickle.]
2023-11-10 13:02:29 +0000 UTC
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Okay, Saturday it is!! Now, what time??
[I mean for my livestream. Pretty please ❤️ this so people see it!!! Otherwise, I’ll feel a sadness in my bosom.]
2023-11-09 08:15:59 +0000 UTC
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$5 live. Need I say more? Probably.
Sure, you see some boob. But it’s everything else I reveal that is all the more *titillating*.
[3 hours long. Definitely *not* a typical live for me, but good if you need a little company and want to learn more about me and all my weirdness]
2023-11-08 19:06:41 +0000 UTC
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Can you tell who I’m dressed as?? This question will reveal the true sci-fi/cartoon nerds amongst us… 👀
ALSO, this as good a time as any; I’m doing a show this weekend!! Which night is better for you?
2023-11-07 02:08:36 +0000 UTC
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Not to toot my own horn, but people often tell me my streams are unlike any other, and that they’re the most fun and the sexiest they’ve ever seen on this platform.
Unlock this if you enjoy *very real* girlfriendy and funny content, and also want to bust a nut. I promise, you shan’t be disappointed.
🎃 5+ hours
🎃 15+ stripteases
🎃 Priceless observations
🎃 Fully nude and gettin’ rude
🎃 Pussy b-hole spreading!
Come on… Isn’t it time you see what all the fuss is about? 😈
2023-11-06 14:01:22 +0000 UTC
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Oopsie poopsie! Guess who forgot to post today… 🫢
2023-11-06 07:58:09 +0000 UTC
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Just pondering how I can get into some mischief…
2023-11-04 16:51:12 +0000 UTC
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How wonderful is this hat? It’s something I’m sure we can all relate to… 😅
Speaking of which, I sent something extra naughty to your inbox! Go check those DMs! 💦
[And pretty please be sweet and ❤️ this post! It lifts my spirits, and helps me support myself]
2023-11-03 20:49:38 +0000 UTC
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I get so turned on dancing to MGMT… Gyrating and grinding, and wriggling my way out of my clothes until I’m wearing nothing but a hat!
⭐️ Song: Little Dark Age
⭐️ Video length: 9m49s
⭐️ Fully nude: Yes
⭐️ Fapworthy AND girlfriendy: YES! 💦
2023-11-03 13:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Do you like to start your day with a good pump?
Get it? GET IT!?! Lololol…
2023-11-02 13:13:03 +0000 UTC
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It’s official! My free Halloween stream starts at 7:30pm central TONIGHT!
🎃👻🎃👻🎃
[Pretty please drop a ❤️ to help spread the word!!]
2023-10-31 13:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Can you join me for my Halloween livestream?? Vote on the time that works best for you, and let’s do itttt!
[Pretty please ❤️ this so lots of people see it!]
2023-10-30 21:33:34 +0000 UTC
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⭐️My most intimate and revealing live of all time⭐️
**6 hour** livestream, 5 of which are top notch streaming and fapping material.
⭐️ Fully nude
⭐️ 10+ strip teases
⭐️ Sooo many unbelievably hot angles
⭐️ Pussy and b-hole spreading
⭐️ Admitting why I’m a horny little creep
Don’t you want to see why I wear kneepads during my streams?? 👀 I got so into what I was doing, I literally pulled a boob. Don’t miss out! 💦
2023-10-29 14:45:05 +0000 UTC
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I’m finally feeling a little bit Halloweeny!
[Please do me a big favor and ❤️ this post!! It means the world to me!]
2023-10-29 00:25:14 +0000 UTC
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Well would you look at me, being all sweet. Also you should totally check your DMs. Like… now.
[And puhhhlease would you mind giving this post a ❤️? It makes such a big difference in my mood, and my ability to support myself 🥰]
2023-10-26 23:41:32 +0000 UTC
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