I have two moods this morning: “get things done” or “get rui..
I have two moods this morning: “get things done” or “get ruined.” No in-between. 😈
2025-05-10 15:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostI have two moods this morning: “get things done” or “get ruined.” No in-between. 😈
2025-05-10 15:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is your sign to slide into my DMs and offer emotional support. Or take its place. I am open-minded and mildly desperate 😏
2025-05-10 06:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy vibrator died, and now I am staring at the ceiling like I am in a Netflix docuseries. “It started as a normal night… but little did she know…”
2025-05-10 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to finish manually after it quit on me… now my arm needs physical therapy and my soul needs closure.
2025-05-10 04:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostDo you ever get ghosted mid-orgasm? I did. He was 8 inches of battery-operated betrayal. Tip me so I can buy a new, emotionally reliable one.
2025-05-10 00:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostI lit candles, put on the playlist, slipped into something barely legal… and my vibrator gave me one final hum before quitting. This is my villain origin story.
2025-05-09 21:04:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy vibrator died mid-session, and now I have trust issues 😭 Like… how are you fully charged one minute and abandoning me the next? I thought we had something.
2025-05-09 19:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post𝟐 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏-𝐎𝐍𝐒, 𝟑 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒
It's in the title!!! One of my most explicit fuck scenes yet, go to my sites, head over to my DMs and quote #2STRAP3PUSSIES because you don't want to miss this!!
2025-05-09 16:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostJust remembered I have a perfect outfit picked out, and yet… I’m still naked, brushing my teeth seductively. Priorities.
2025-05-09 15:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostIf looking like trouble is a crime, I am pleading guilty, lace and all. Tip if you think the jury should go easy on me… or hard 😘
2025-05-09 05:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostPracticing facial expressions for absolutely no one… but if someone wants to come judge my “oops, did I do that?” face in DMs, I would not stop you 😈
2025-05-09 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy attempt at looking innocent just unlocked a whole new kink for me. If I call myself a good girl while doing bad things, it cancels out, right?
2025-05-09 03:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostFlashed myself a “who, me?” in the mirror and immediately dropped my towel like it owed me money. Should I keep going or... DM you instead?
2025-05-09 01:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to look sweet and angelic, but I accidentally bit my lip, and now I have three missed messages and one dangerous idea.
2025-05-08 20:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostPracticed my innocent face and ended up looking like trouble 💗 Now I am just prancing around the apartment like a walking red flag in lace… and honestly? It suits me.
2025-05-08 18:05:05 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee’s brewing, my nipples are perky, and I already forgot what I was supposed to be doing. Good morning, chaos.
2025-05-08 15:02:44 +0000 UTC View PostIf you saw this dress from the front and thought “classy,” please reserve your judgment until you’ve seen the back. DMs open 😈
2025-05-08 06:01:25 +0000 UTC View PostTried to sit down gracefully and accidentally mooned an entire table of brunch-goers, tips accepted for emotional damage.
2025-05-08 05:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone’s grandma just gasped in Target. In my defense, I didn’t plan to be this thick in daylight hours.
2025-05-08 04:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe hemline said “church picnic,” but the booty bounce said “after-party in hell.” Conflicting energy, and I’m into it.
2025-05-08 00:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostBent over once, and my dress turned into a suggestion. Whoops. Want to see what it was trying to hide?
2025-05-07 21:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy dress said “family friendly,” my ass said “absolutely not” 🎉 and now I’m walking around like a public health hazard.
2025-05-07 19:06:46 +0000 UTC View PostMy morning stretch turned into an accidental strip tease for absolutely no one. Fix that?
2025-05-07 15:02:45 +0000 UTC View PostWas trying to take a cute selfie but caught a nip slip in 4K… and it’s now my new favorite photo. DMs open if you need proof.
2025-05-07 05:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostClothes are hanging on by sheer will and bad intentions. Want to see what finally makes them give up?
2025-05-07 03:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostI adjusted my top, blinked, and suddenly, I stared in my own little NSFW sitcom. Should I keep filming?
2025-05-07 01:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostI am one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction 🥵 and I’m not trying to stop it. If it happens, it happens… blame physics.
2025-05-06 20:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊!
Have you ever wanted to be in a threesome with me and Emma?? If you said FUCK YES!! Quote
#THREESOMEFUCK in my DMs we will teach you how to fuck us!! 😏
2025-05-06 17:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostCurrently deciding whether to be productive or just take scandalous pics and blame the moon. Guess which one’s winning.
2025-05-06 15:02:41 +0000 UTC View PostPants: 1. Me: 0. But my ass looked so good mid-struggle that I almost sent myself a DM.
2025-05-06 06:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post