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By the time I got to the kitchen, one strap had surrendered,..

By the time I got to the kitchen, one strap had surrendered, and the underwire was staging a mutiny.

So if I end up cooking in nothing but socks, mind your business 💗

I leaned forward to grab my coffee and it let out a snap noi..

I leaned forward to grab my coffee and it let out a snap noise I have never heard before…

I think even the bra is tired of pretending we are behaving.

This bra is hanging on by a thread and pure delusion 😈One wr..

This bra is hanging on by a thread and pure delusion 😈

One wrong move, and it is going to launch across the room like a slingshot. Honestly, I am tempted to just permit it.

Just a normal morning until I sneezed, and my nipple popped ..

Just a normal morning until I sneezed, and my nipple popped out of my tank top. So I took that as a sign, and now I am naked and full of ambition 💗

Tried to apologize but accidentally said “namaste daddy” and..

Tried to apologize but accidentally said “namaste daddy” and now I have to find a whole new studio.

Taking applications for a private instructor… preferably shirtless and slightly unprofessional 🥵

Honestly? The floor was cold, my leggings were tight, and th..

Honestly? The floor was cold, my leggings were tight, and the instructor’s voice was hot.

I never stood a chance. You try doing a happy baby pose without feeling a little slutty 😈

They asked us to "open our hips" and I took that personally...

They asked us to "open our hips" and I took that personally.

Now I am home doing naked stretches and a lot more than stretching… tip if you want the view 😏

The class was all deep breaths and inner peace, meanwhile, I..

The class was all deep breaths and inner peace, meanwhile, I was over here discovering a new kink for slow hip circles.

Spiritual awakening? More like sexual awakening 💦

I moaned during yoga and now I am banned 😆It was downward do..

I moaned during yoga and now I am banned 😆

It was downward dog, and I was feelin’ it in ways the instructor did not approve of… oops.

I dreamt I was getting railed on a cloud.Woke up on my mattr..

I dreamt I was getting railed on a cloud.

Woke up on my mattress with one leg still in the air like it was real. Manifesting that same energy today 💦

If I post the pic I took in just my laundry-day t-shirt and ..

If I post the pic I took in just my laundry-day t-shirt and nothing else, are we calling it “domestic goddess” or “thirst trap with chores”?

Vote below, or tip, and I will send the uncensored version 😆

Thought about being productive, then caught my reflection be..

Thought about being productive, then caught my reflection bending over a laundry basket and…

Let’s just say productivity got replaced with a vibrator and a lot of moaning 💦

I started doing laundry and ended up doing a strip tease.The..

I started doing laundry and ended up doing a strip tease.

There is no audience except for one suspiciously excited pair of jeans. I am in my DMs if you want a private encore 😈

Bent over to pick up a sock and suddenly felt watched…Pretty..

Bent over to pick up a sock and suddenly felt watched…

Pretty sure the hoodie I have not folded in three weeks made a little whistle 😏

My laundry pile saw me naked and clapped 😂Honestly, that was..

My laundry pile saw me naked and clapped 😂

Honestly, that was the most support I have gotten all week. Might flash it again just for the ego boost.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐘 Want to see the BIGGEST toy I have EVER take..

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐘

Want to see the BIGGEST toy I have EVER taken? Go to my DMs right now and quote #THEBIGGESTTOY and show me if you are bigger? 🥵

Woke up craving eggs and attention.One of those is in the fr..

Woke up craving eggs and attention.

One of those is in the fridge, the other is in my DMs 🥵

The breeze hit me just right when I stepped outside, and I a..

The breeze hit me just right when I stepped outside, and I almost moaned.

If I get arrested for public indecency, I am putting you ALL down as an accomplice 😂

Laid on the couch in a shirt and nothing else… then took a p..

Laid on the couch in a shirt and nothing else… then took a pic, obviously.

But now I cannot decide where I should send it, I think you freaks should convince me 😈

I dropped something on the floor and fully remembered I’m ba..

I dropped something on the floor and fully remembered I’m bare underneath this skirt.

Almost didn’t come back up. Tip me if you want to see how fucking bad it can get! 🥵

Every time I pass a mirror I have to remind myself this outf..

Every time I pass a mirror I have to remind myself this outfit was made for sin… and I took the only shred of innocence (my underwear) out of the equation. FUCK PANTIES!

I got dressed like a normal person, then thought about what ..

I got dressed like a normal person, then thought about what would happen if my panties went to the side…

Then realized, wow, easier solution. Just don’t wear them 😏

I am not wearing underwear, and it's all you FREAKS' fault! ..

I am not wearing underwear, and it's all you FREAKS' fault! 🥺 LOL

Honestly, I was thinking about something FUCKING HOT and suddenly my panties were in the laundry basket. No memory of taking them off. Witchcraft?

Good morning! I just stretched, moaned, and accidentally sed..

Good morning! I just stretched, moaned, and accidentally seduced myself. I was only trying to reach the coffee 😏

Should I put on clothes or just… keep spiraling?

Who knew edging could make me question my entire existence l..

Who knew edging could make me question my entire existence like this? 😭

Can someone talk me down or just send me a tip to help me cope with this emotional rollercoaster?

I was literally this close to having a meltdown, and then I ..

I was literally this close to having a meltdown, and then I remembered there are no rules in my world 🥵

Should I keep going, or just call it quits and slide into DMs for some relief? 😉

I’m trying to be productive, but the only thing I’m accompli..

I’m trying to be productive, but the only thing I’m accomplishing is emotional instability…

Tip me if you think I deserve a break from my nonsense 😆

How do I go from feeling like a goddess to a desperate mess ..

How do I go from feeling like a goddess to a desperate mess in under 30 seconds?

Someone, please tell me this is normal, or I’m just living in chaos now 😂

My brain is telling me to stop, but my body is like “just on..

My brain is telling me to stop, but my body is like “just one more minute…”

The emotional damage is real, but it’s also a vibe 😜

Just tried edging myself, and now I am emotionally unstable ..

Just tried edging myself, and now I am emotionally unstable 😭

Honestly, I’m like a roller coaster, but with no end in sight… You think I can make it through this? 😏