The season of giving thanks wouldn’t be complete without ext..
The season of giving thanks wouldn’t be complete without extra gravy on my mashed potatoes. 🍁🙏
2024-11-07 08:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
2024-11-07 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostGive me a virtual high-five with a tip! ✋👍
Give me a virtual high-five with a tip! ✋👍
2024-11-06 20:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostThanksgiving dinner becomes dinksgiving thinner. 🦃🍽️
Thanksgiving dinner becomes dinksgiving thinner. 🦃🍽️
2024-11-06 14:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur love is like a classic love story, filled with passion a..
Our love is like a classic love story, filled with passion and flirtatious banter. 📚💞
2024-11-06 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're enjoying this journey, show some love with a tip! ..
If you're enjoying this journey, show some love with a tip! ❤️👍
2024-11-06 02:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do skeletons say before a big meal at Thanksgiving? 💀 “..
What do skeletons say before a big meal at Thanksgiving? 💀 “Bone-appetit!”
2024-11-05 20:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a pumpkin spice latte? 🎃☕ Because you add sweetness ..
Are you a pumpkin spice latte? 🎃☕ Because you add sweetness and warmth to my life. 🍂❤️
2024-11-05 14:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆 "Is it in?"
2024-11-05 08:18:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the cranberries turn red?🍒 Because they saw the turk..
Why did the cranberries turn red?🍒 Because they saw the turkeys dressing.
2024-11-05 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm the very hot guy your friends warned you about, but don'..
I'm the very hot guy your friends warned you about, but don't worry, I'm worth the risk. 🔥😉
2024-11-04 20:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? 🍒 They ..
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? 🍒 They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out.
2024-11-04 14:35:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're feeling the good vibes, show it with a tip! ✨👍
If you're feeling the good vibes, show it with a tip! ✨👍
2024-11-04 08:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in another box
2024-11-03 20:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're a fan of positivity, show it with a tip! 👍😃
If you're a fan of positivity, show it with a tip! 👍😃
2024-11-03 14:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? 🍀 L..
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? 🍀 Lucky
2024-11-03 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in commo..
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? 💧 A wet nose
2024-11-03 01:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostGive this post a tip if it brightened your day! ☀️👍
Give this post a tip if it brightened your day! ☀️👍
2024-11-02 19:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn’t the cook season the turkey? 🌿 There was no thyme!
Why didn’t the cook season the turkey? 🌿 There was no thyme!
2024-11-02 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting with you is my favorite pastime – I just can't get ..
Flirting with you is my favorite pastime – I just can't get enough. 😍🥰
2024-11-02 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf this resonates with you, show some love with a tip! ❤️👍
If this resonates with you, show some love with a tip! ❤️👍
2024-11-02 01:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened when the turkey got in a fight? 🦃 The stuffing..
What happened when the turkey got in a fight? 🦃 The stuffing was knocked out of him.
2024-11-01 19:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a turkey pardon? 🦃🍁 Because you've captured my heart..
Are you a turkey pardon? 🦃🍁 Because you've captured my heart, no pardoning necessary. 💘😍
2024-11-01 13:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostSo a vowel saves another vowel's life 🔠 The other vowel says..
So a vowel saves another vowel's life 🔠 The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
2024-11-01 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do ghosts love fall? 👻 Because it’s boo-tiful!
Why do ghosts love fall? 👻 Because it’s boo-tiful!
2024-11-01 01:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile...
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 📷😁
2024-10-31 19:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom..
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? 👀 One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
2024-10-31 13:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're digging this, let me know with a tip! 👍💯
If you're digging this, let me know with a tip! 👍💯
2024-10-31 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostThey say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? 🌌..
They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? 🌌💫❤️
2024-10-31 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
