Warning: my inappropriate thoughts may be contagious. 😜🚫
Warning: my inappropriate thoughts may be contagious. 😜🚫
2024-09-23 07:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
2024-09-23 01:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow do trees access the internet? 🌳 They just log in!
How do trees access the internet? 🌳 They just log in!
2024-09-22 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a pumpkin spice candle? 🎃🕯️ Because you fill the air..
Are you a pumpkin spice candle? 🎃🕯️ Because you fill the air with warmth and delightful aroma.
2024-09-22 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? 🦶 Because then it would ..
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? 🦶 Because then it would be a foot
2024-09-22 07:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy was the math book sad in the fall? Because it had too ma..
Why was the math book sad in the fall? Because it had too many problems. 📚🍂
2024-09-22 01:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust one look and you'll be hooked – it's a pity you can't s..
Just one look and you'll be hooked – it's a pity you can't see me now. 🤷♀️😉
2024-09-21 19:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do fruits go on vacation? 🍐 Pear-is
Where do fruits go on vacation? 🍐 Pear-is
2024-09-21 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? A tip 😉 would be amazing
Want to make my day? A tip 😉 would be amazing
2024-09-21 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostYour lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? 💋😘
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? 💋😘
2024-09-21 01:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿 Act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿 Act like a nut
2024-09-20 19:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to be nice? A thoughtful tip gift 🎁 would be beyond app..
Want to be nice? A thoughtful tip gift 🎁 would be beyond appreciated 🥰🥰
2024-09-20 13:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostHarvest festival becomes festival harvest 🌾🎪
Harvest festival becomes festival harvest 🌾🎪
2024-09-20 07:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a Kleenex dance? 👃 Put some boogie in it
How do you make a Kleenex dance? 👃 Put some boogie in it
2024-09-20 01:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amaz..
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amazing
2024-09-19 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌾🏆
2024-09-19 13:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm a gangster girl with a heart of gold and a mind full of ..
I'm a gangster girl with a heart of gold and a mind full of flirty quotes. 💁♀️💛
2024-09-19 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to be nice? A tip would be great 🥰💗
Want to be nice? A tip would be great 🥰💗
2024-09-19 01:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn autumn, the trees are leaf-ing you with an endless supply..
In autumn, the trees are leaf-ing you with an endless supply of yard work. 🌳🍁
2024-09-18 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your pumpkin spice donut? 🎃🍩 I'll add a touch of sw..
Can I be your pumpkin spice donut? 🎃🍩 I'll add a touch of sweetness to your mornings.
2024-09-18 14:11:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens when you smell breakfast in the morning? 🥓🍳 It ..
What happens when you smell breakfast in the morning? 🥓🍳 It would be bacon-ing me and I'd be very eggcited
2024-09-18 07:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the man bungee jump on the first day of autumn? 🍂 Be..
Why did the man bungee jump on the first day of autumn? 🍂 Because he loved the fall.
2024-09-18 01:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I searched Google Maps, it said you were the destinatio..
When I searched Google Maps, it said you were the destination of my dreams. 📍💭
2024-09-17 19:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? 💵 It ..
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? 💵 It suffered from withdrawals
2024-09-17 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling grateful? A small tip of appreciation 🎁 would be ama..
Feeling grateful? A small tip of appreciation 🎁 would be amazing
2024-09-17 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want...
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want. 🤭🤗😉
2024-09-17 01:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard about the man named Aaron who also has a son ..
Have you heard about the man named Aaron who also has a son named Aaron and they go jogging together every morning? 🏃♂️🏃♂️ Well, they're running Aarons
2024-09-16 19:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
2024-09-16 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the apple pie cry? 🍎 Its peelings were hurt!
Why did the apple pie cry? 🍎 Its peelings were hurt!
2024-09-16 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just wave..
What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just waved
2024-09-16 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
