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Coconut oil! Of course, as is apparently the tradition of t..

Coconut oil!

Of course, as is apparently the tradition of the week, the camera died.

Thankfully, just the battery, because baby-brain struck and I didn't realise I'd not charged it.

But today, I grabbed a liter (something like 34 oz, or 2 pints) of oil, so there's a whole lot more coming. Looking forward to playing with it 🤩

(I don't know if the preview is showing all squished like it is for me, but... wow, not doing me any favours!)

2023-09-27 10:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Is this a good angle, or a too-many-sandwiches angle? Be hon..

Is this a good angle, or a too-many-sandwiches angle? Be honest!

2023-09-26 10:36:42 +0000 UTC View Post

My growing belly! ...With a not-very-scientific and also po..

My growing belly!

...With a not-very-scientific and also poorly composed comparison (I found the nearest-angled pic I had...). Interesting change in shape, I thought!

I'm thinking I'm going to take a similar pic each week and compare them as I go.

2023-09-25 12:32:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Some days... some days just test your strength 🤬🤬🤬 I though..

Some days... some days just test your strength 🤬🤬🤬

I thought I'd share my day with you, because most of my family don't know I'm pregnant (we're overseas, and it's an Xmas-visit surprise) - part of this revolves around the appointments as an important part of it. Also, it's quite amusing, it a shitty kinda way.

So...

Yesterday I was making a video for someone, and I may have gotten too adventurous with my wand. You know the one - the little gold and black one, my fave 🤤

So off to get some glue I went today - sun's shining, lovely day for a drive. Easy fix for the wand, so no worries - just the shaft and nub back on the body, a pretty clear weak point (and I might've been a bit... firm... with it 😅)

$7,000 later...

Blew the trans in the car, wave plate's goneburger and will have chewed everything it could in the process 😡

Missing half my gears, and got stuck on a logging road trying to turn around.

How did I get stuck, I hear you ask?

Well, I pulled in there off the highway - dirt road - to see if I could stand and stare at the engine in the hope something made sense. It didn't - I know where the engine is, and that's about my total knowledge of their inner wizardry...

So, I'm on this dirt road, logging trucks going back and forth every now and then, and I'm stuck blocking the road, side on to both directions.

Because the car won't reverse, which I found out while trying a three-point turn to get home.

I had to go bush-bashing forward off the road, through a drainage ditch and through bushes, nearly rolling it, to avoid the logging trucks and got outta there... thankfully it's an SUV so it wasn't as bad as it could be, but what a fucking pain in the ass...

So now we're down to no car, I was *freaking out* (until I took a moment) that I've got an ultrasound 1.5 hours drive away mid-week and the same next week, and I've had to hire a car for 10 days while ours is towed and fixed.

I'm laughing about it now (one of those manic, slightly crazy laughs I think!), and just sitting here thinking how life comes along...

*Life:* "Hey, everything's cool right now, isn't it...?"
*crickets*
*Life:* "TRICKED YOU! HA! FUCK YOU! SUCK IT!"

And you kind of go...

"Yeah... I thought it was *too* quiet..."

Anyway, that was my day. Sorry, long post, but I thought you might get a giggle!

2023-09-25 12:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Sometimes I get into my PJ's 😘

Sometimes I get *into* my PJ's 😘

2023-09-24 11:08:29 +0000 UTC View Post

In no particular order, let me show you my new little red pa..

In no particular order, let me show you my new little red pajamas... you like?

2023-09-23 13:18:25 +0000 UTC View Post

A few more pics from my purple-shoot. At this point, I'm ge..

A few more pics from my purple-shoot.
At this point, I'm getting quite turned on, and I'm in need of some attention....

2023-09-23 01:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Turns out if I accidentally put my top on backwards, this ha..

Turns out if I accidentally put my top on backwards, this happens... who knew?!

2023-09-22 18:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hold these. I don't need them.

2023-09-22 14:05:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Phew, got there! Much better.

2023-09-22 01:46:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Let me take this off for you, please?

2023-09-21 11:43:05 +0000 UTC View Post

In total contrast to the post earlier today... Let me just ..

In total contrast to the post earlier today...

Let me just get rid of these pesky things!

2023-09-21 07:38:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Trying to be all majestic and arty and stuff.

2023-09-20 23:45:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Mr. Rose had been listening in to my Toy Tests... I can't ha..

Mr. Rose had been listening in to my Toy Tests... I can't have him watch, it makes me giggle too much!

And even though I was worn out, it was only fair that I let him have his shot too.

2023-09-20 10:57:38 +0000 UTC View Post

VERY pleased with myself ☺️😉

2023-09-19 09:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Not a morph or photoshop - this happens if I push my belly o..

Not a morph or photoshop - this happens if I push my belly out 😮

2023-09-18 18:12:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeling pretty damned classy today ☺️ Digging the new purpl..

Feeling pretty damned classy today ☺️

Digging the new purple outfit, too!

2023-09-18 13:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Toy Test: The "Girthy Banana" Yellow Vibe 👉 *The..

**Toy Test:** ***The "Girthy Banana" Yellow Vibe***

👉 *The second video's the same as the first, but from two angles* 👈

**Test Result:** ***It's alright.*** Definitely good as part of a combo!

**Comments:** It could be that I was just using the mega-gasm wand just minutes before, but this one's not amazing. Not terrible, but alright.

It'll do the job.

I *did* cheat a little... but when I did... well, see for your self!

I think that's exactly how I'll use this one.

***Don't forget*** - the ***renewal bonus*** this month is my ***30 minute challenge*** - using all of my new toys to see how many times I can cum in 30 minutes, using every one of them together. Yes, I know, I've been terrible in renewal bonuses... but they're back!!!

2023-09-17 05:35:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Just about to head to bed. Good night, you wonderful people ..

Just about to head to bed. Good night, you wonderful people xoxo

2023-09-16 12:14:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Toy Test: The Tiny Wand Test Result: ***WOW...

**Toy Test:** ***The Tiny Wand***

**Test Result:** ***WOW.***

It's an instant and total assault of orgasmic pleasure, and I'm totally stunned by the end... literally can't even think...

**Comments:** "Testing" my old fave, now I've got another one. Definitely going into the ***30 minute challenge*** pile!

There's a darned good reason it's the best I've ever had, and it's no wonder I wore out the old one... whoops 🤣☺️

Oh, and this is one of ***three vids from the same session*** - two more coming over the next few days. I test the "Girthy Banana", and then Mr. Rose drops by to finish us off.

***Don't forget*** - the ***renewal bonus*** this month is my ***30 minute challenge*** - using all of my new toys to see how many times I can cum in 30 minutes, using every one of them together. Yes, I know, I've been terrible in renewal bonuses... but they're back!!!

2023-09-15 15:44:20 +0000 UTC View Post