How do you know the handprint on the wet paint was left by a..
How do you know the handprint on the wet paint was left by a man? Because they can't look and not touch.
2023-10-26 20:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you know the handprint on the wet paint was left by a man? Because they can't look and not touch.
2023-10-26 20:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostAlways a good time with a little hot wax. Who wants to try it out?
2023-10-26 07:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostErotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken...
all jokes aside I do not recommend this. Hope it made ya smile ;)
What do tofu and dildos have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
2023-10-24 22:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostOne time I was in Italian Vogue in this photo set. I wish American vogue would show such boldness
2023-10-24 17:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
2023-10-23 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostAm I a NICE girl or GOOD girl?:
NICE girls blush when they watch porn
GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.
Ever have those lazy sundays where you just want to stay in bed all day?
2023-10-22 13:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostI was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep - that's got to be the ultimate rejection.
2023-10-21 20:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen the light hits just right
2023-10-21 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.
2023-10-20 21:03:10 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like when I post in the morning, afternoon or night?
2023-10-20 14:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostUnexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're not in prison.
2023-10-19 20:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostShe has the right idea - time for a little nap
2023-10-19 18:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostToday was a ruff day!
This is one of the foster dogs I’m working with. She’s the sweetest. Mind blowing to me that she ever lost her home.
Dealt with 2 aggressive dogs with bite history and a long transport of an aggressive case. I’d stay and chat longer, but I’m very tired.
It’s hard work, but it’s worth it!
Part of your tips and proceeds go to me continuing to grow my dog rescue in my area. So next time you think a tip isn’t worth it, just remember it’s going to these spoiled love bugs! 🐶
Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the fuck are you doing?
2023-10-18 21:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post✨T O A L L O F M Y F A N S✨
I’m requesting your support. This page is by me for YOU. I’ve been active again for almost a week and I’d like to know:
👉🏻 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MORE OF?
Post a comment below on 1 thing you like so far and 1 thing you’d like me to add to this page
Can’t wait to hear your thoughts 💋
I tried on a chastity belt once. I like to call this the forbidden fruit
2023-10-18 13:05:04 +0000 UTC View PostDid you miss out on my last promotion?
If you share my profile on your socials, and someone joins, you’ll receive a free month as a gift.
Spread the joy. I don’t mind if you pass me along to your friends 😉
If you want to keep me to yourself I don’t mind that either. Your friends will just have to sit there and be jealous 😈
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
But hey, try anything once, or ten times. I won't yuck your yum!
Off to work for the day - leave me some sweet messages to come back to later tonight when I return to chat ❤️
2023-10-17 18:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostA fan gifted me this necklace a while back. If you’re out there - thank you ❤️
2023-10-17 17:26:06 +0000 UTC View PostIf a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute.
Life's just not fair huh fellas? Well all is fair in love and war hear. Let me hear your dirtiest thoughts.
Life's a circus, baby. Lets quit clowning around
2023-10-16 19:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhen Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
2023-10-15 19:08:01 +0000 UTC View Postmmmm fishnets. The best part about this season
2023-10-15 16:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post