In Calgary. Don't fly out to Vegas till 3pm but OMFG almost didn't get through customs. Since the one time I drove across the border and they turned me away for a modelling gig I get questioned now everytime.
SO FUCKEN CLOSE!
Looked up my hotel reservation, it's under "Falcon" which is the studio... Omg the bullshit I start spewing. My ex is psycho need a vacation, started whoring it up in the gay world. Booked it through a friend, Flacon is this gay travel thing on the D/L that organizes hook up orgies in random locations with random hot guys.... 🤣👌 Not a total lie LMFAO.
Searched my bag, my whip/dildo, ass ton of condoms, my pills, jock straps, wrestling shoes (why the shoes? Cause I wanna workout bitch you think I'm gonna workout in these boots moron?!), mini camera? Yeah I wanna film some of this orgy bruh.
Goes through my wallet. Thank fuck I got old HIV tests 'n shit. Reminder card for hep vaccines.
Twice I thought I was fucked. My old and think new and not expired adult entertainment (stripper) licences like fuck but didn't bat an eye. And in my bag is the fucken romance novel I'm on the fucken cover! Thank god I'm bearded as fuck in it so I look different, as soon as he touched the book I threw my jacket on to cover up my tattoos again LOL.
But I made it through!!!!!!!! Hahaha the universe is on my fucken side! YES! I was getting so nervous, it was almost like my life is flashing before my eyes all these amazing opportunity is getting shut down 😭😭😭😭
One thing for sure! I am booking hotels MYSELF next time, under my name specifically, with my fucken credit card lol. Sweet fucken Jesus
Some fresh edits from Dallas!... So I think I'm officially single again, hahaha, too much nonsense to go in to right now but if you guys are interested in hearing some hilarious stories feel free to go check out my Instagram -> @the.king.kage 🤣👌
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Look at my fat food baby!... 🤮 lol I ate SO MUCH. A fat fucken ice cream sandwich and a massive piece of chocolate cheesecake with a brownie on top and a big ass side of chocolate ice cream 🤤👌
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Made it to Vancouver! performing tonight at a club, going to be doing two 15-minute sets of showering in the middle of a club LOL should be fun. We'll see if I can wrangle me up some clients for the evening 🤑👌
