*Orange* you glad I didn't say...
*Orange* you glad I didn't say...
2024-02-28 18:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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I. AM. RAVENOUS! The boots were not enough! Now I need to ea..
I. AM. RAVENOUS! The boots were not enough! Now I need to eat my coat as well 🐺
2024-02-27 17:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostCasey used Body Slam! It's Super Effective (and Super Comfor..
Casey used Body Slam! It's Super Effective (and Super Comfortable 🩵)
2024-02-26 18:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you do with a sexy sailor, what do you do with a sex..
What do you do with a sexy sailor, what do you do with a sexy sailor, WHAT do you do with a sexy sailor, early in the mooorning? ⛵️
2024-02-25 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThat moment when you realize you left the stove on, but you'..
That moment when you realize you left the stove on, but you're also looking super cute so who cares? ♨🔥🤷♀️
2024-02-24 18:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostZipped up, warm as can be, in my lane, thriving. FLOURISHING..
Zipped up, warm as can be, in my lane, thriving. FLOURISHING, even! 🥰
2024-02-23 18:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostHair today, gone tomorrow! 💇♀️
Hair today, gone tomorrow! 💇♀️
2024-02-22 17:56:01 +0000 UTC View PostLaptop, Red Bull, Sweatshirt, Porch. What more could a girl ..
Laptop, Red Bull, Sweatshirt, Porch. What more could a girl want?
2024-02-21 17:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostCan you hear it? The sound of America?! 🪨 🇺🇸 🦅
Can you hear it? The sound of America?! 🪨 🇺🇸 🦅
2024-02-20 18:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWanna hear my impression of a Snorlax? "*Snoooor-LAAAX*!" 😴
Wanna hear my impression of a Snorlax? "*Snoooor-LAAAX*!" 😴
2024-02-19 18:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt's February 18th! You know what that means, right?
It's February 18th! You know what that means, right?
2024-02-18 18:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostStaring off at the horizon, pining for the days that Nanuqsa..
Staring off at the horizon, pining for the days that Nanuqsauruses roamed the earth 🦖
2024-02-17 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostBadass. Need I say more? No. I need not.
Badass. Need I say more? No. I need not.
2024-02-16 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuu..
***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! 😍
***Tip...***
💘 $5 for two pics
💘 $8 for five pics
💘 $10 for ten pics
💘 $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site 💔)
Slumber party time! If I bring the soda, you can bring the....
Slumber party time! If I bring the soda, you can bring the...
2024-02-14 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAlice White has trained me so well! She could even be reward..
Alice White has trained me so well! She could even be rewarded with a Casey Gyarados soon! 🌊 But...Alice knows my favorite is Magikarp, so she gave me an Everstone to hold. She's so thoughtful! 😊
2024-02-13 18:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs it a fashion faux pas to wear white undies before Labor D..
Is it a fashion faux pas to wear white undies before Labor Day? 🤍
2024-02-12 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSteely Dan, Steely Dan, Steeeelyyy Dan. You think I wouldn't..
Steely Dan, Steely Dan, Steeeelyyy Dan. You think I wouldn't notice you booby trapping my couch with explosive easter eggs? I know you're Jewish, Mister, so I saw right through that ruse. Don't, I repeat, DON'T let it happen again! 🥚💥🐰
2024-02-11 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostONLY TWO HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE SHOW! 😱 Remember, if I don't s..
ONLY TWO HOURS LEFT UNTIL THE SHOW! 😱 Remember, if I don't see you there, this cute little bow and arrow isn't just for looks 🏹❤️🤪
2024-02-11 01:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. Now THIS is pink. No false advertisement on these u..
Alright. Now THIS is pink. No false advertisement on these undies! 💗
2024-02-10 18:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf your renew is on, you should check your messages! There's..
If your renew is on, you should check your messages! There's a coupon in there! ❤️❤️❤️
2024-02-10 01:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostNot again! My socks say "PINK" but they're actually blue and..
Not again! My socks say "PINK" but they're actually blue and orange! How? Why? How and why?! 💙😉🧡
2024-02-09 17:56:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are tables built for, anyway?
What are tables built for, anyway?
2024-02-08 18:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostI never learn. These boots are just *too* yummy! 🥾🤤
I never learn. These boots are just *too* yummy! 🥾🤤
2024-02-07 18:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post🎶 Spider-Casey, Spider-Casey, does whatever a Spider-Casey d..
🎶 Spider-Casey, Spider-Casey, does whatever a Spider-Casey does 🎶
2024-02-06 18:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostWell would you? I would, especially if she gave me a private..
Well would you? I would, especially if she gave me a private living room concert first! 😊🎸😜
2024-02-05 18:16:04 +0000 UTC View PostI have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! 🥳🥒🥳
Uh, I mean, ***the livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars ✏️! Set every alert 📢! Call the National Guard 😱! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams).
There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely Dan -- the pet rooster with authority issues 🐓 -- may make an appearance. Hope to see you there! 💘💘💘
The doctor told me to say "aaah," but he never told me to st..
The doctor told me to say "aaah," but he never told me to stop! 😱 🩺
2024-02-03 18:24:02 +0000 UTC View Post
