Can I help you? Why are you looking at me like that?? 🥲
Can I help you? Why are you looking at me like that?? 🥲
2024-01-06 18:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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It's that time!! If your renew is on, check your messages fo..
It's that time!! If your renew is on, check your messages for this month's coupon! 😍
2024-01-06 00:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Huh? What are you doing down there? 🤔
Huh? What are you doing down there? 🤔
2024-01-03 18:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostYes, yesterday *was* a holiday but today we're back to work ..
Yes, yesterday *was* a holiday but today we're back to work and I want that report on my desk *now.* 😡
2024-01-02 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Party last night got wild, huh? Come give me a..
Good morning! Party last night got wild, huh? Come give me a snuggle... ❤️
2024-01-01 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostNYE!!! Let's get this party started! Champagne, confetti, an..
NYE!!! Let's get this party started! Champagne, confetti, and Steely Dan and his back-up singers providing tonight's music! (I hope you like yacht rock!) 🐓🎤🎶
2023-12-31 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostRemember: Dress for the job you *want.* 🐝
Remember: Dress for the job you *want.* 🐝
2023-12-30 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostAlmost time for NYE parties! 🎉🪩🥂
Almost time for NYE parties! 🎉🪩🥂
2023-12-29 18:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostA reward to whoever catches Steely Dan --the pet rooster wit..
A reward to whoever catches Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- and returns my pants to me! I'm so COLD!! 🥶
2023-12-28 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Staring off into the distance, thinking of all the wonderful..
Staring off into the distance, thinking of all the wonderful Christmas presents I received this year 💝💝💝
2023-12-26 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostWAHOO! Just what I always wanted!! Thank you, Santa!! 😍😍😍 Me..
WAHOO! Just what I always wanted!! Thank you, Santa!! 😍😍😍 Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎅
2023-12-25 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou want me to kiss *what?!* I thought you'd never ask 😘
You want me to kiss *what?!*
I thought you'd never ask 😘
I got one of my Christmas presents early... 🥵
I got one of my Christmas presents early... 🥵
2023-12-23 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
What do I have to do to earn my presents, Santa? 🥺
What do I have to do to earn my presents, Santa? 🥺
2023-12-21 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI have my flannel pjs on and I am *so* ready to start our ho..
I have my flannel pjs on and I am *so* ready to start our holiday snuggles ❤️
2023-12-20 18:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm gonna be sliding down your "chimney" soon... 😘
I'm gonna be sliding down your "chimney" soon... 😘
2023-12-19 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a week until Christmas and maybe you want to send your ..
It's a week until Christmas and maybe you want to send your favorite (or at least in the top ten, right? ...right? 🥺) porn star a holiday gift 😍! If you're thinking "heck yes, I need to shower Casey in fluids but also cute shoes or lingerie" here you go! ❤️
🎄 www.wishtender.com/caseycalvert
🎄 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
If I call you "Santa," will you ride me all night? 🦌
If I call you "Santa," will you ride me all night? 🦌
2023-12-18 18:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmass 🎄🍑
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmass 🎄🍑
2023-12-17 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to blow my webby load all over your... nope, that ..
I'm going to blow my webby load all over your... nope, that sounds too strange.😳
2023-12-16 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHOLY CRAP, IT'S THE FINAL DAY TO ORDER YOUR COOKIES 😱😱😱
HOLY CRAP, IT'S THE FINAL DAY TO ORDER YOUR COOKIES 😱😱😱
2023-12-15 17:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostI need a new secretary since I had to fire Steely Dan --the ..
I need a new secretary since I had to fire Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- for snacks embezzlement 😡. Any volunteers?
2023-12-14 18:08:02 +0000 UTC View PostHave you visited my breasts yet? (This joke/attempt to get y..
Have you visited my breasts yet? (This joke/attempt to get you to join me in KinkyTown USA doesn't make sense unless you look closely at the bikini, so do that 😅)
2023-12-13 18:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you getting me for Christmas? 😍
What are you getting me for Christmas? 😍
2023-12-12 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you who tipped on to help me get this HoneyBird..
For those of you who tipped on to help me get this HoneyBirdette set a couple months ago, your thank you reward is in your messages ❤️! Thank you so freaking much, this set is a (wet 💦) dream! For those of you who weren't able to help out, you can tip... 🖤 $10 on this post for three pics! 🖤 $15 on this post for five pics! 🖤 $20 on this post for ten pics! 🖤 $25 on this post for five+ten pics! For those of you who *did* tip to help me get this awesome freaking lingerie and want to see the rest of the photos, you can tip 🌟 $10 on this post for all five+ten pics!
2023-12-11 21:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostI sent Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- ..
I sent Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- to fetch the rescue team but he's probably at a chalet chatting up ski bunnies instead...😭
2023-12-11 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
