Can I help you? Why are you looking at me like that?? 🥲
Can I help you? Why are you looking at me like that?? 🥲
2024-01-06 18:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostCan I help you? Why are you looking at me like that?? 🥲
2024-01-06 18:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's that time!! If your renew is on, check your messages for this month's coupon! 😍
2024-01-06 00:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostHuh? What are you doing down there? 🤔
2024-01-03 18:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostYes, yesterday *was* a holiday but today we're back to work and I want that report on my desk *now.* 😡
2024-01-02 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Party last night got wild, huh? Come give me a snuggle... ❤️
2024-01-01 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostNYE!!! Let's get this party started! Champagne, confetti, and Steely Dan and his back-up singers providing tonight's music! (I hope you like yacht rock!) 🐓🎤🎶
2023-12-31 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostRemember: Dress for the job you *want.* 🐝
2023-12-30 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostAlmost time for NYE parties! 🎉🪩🥂
2023-12-29 18:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostA reward to whoever catches Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- and returns my pants to me! I'm so COLD!! 🥶
2023-12-28 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostStaring off into the distance, thinking of all the wonderful Christmas presents I received this year 💝💝💝
2023-12-26 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostWAHOO! Just what I always wanted!! Thank you, Santa!! 😍😍😍 Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎅
2023-12-25 18:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou want me to kiss *what?!*
I thought you'd never ask 😘
I got one of my Christmas presents early... 🥵
2023-12-23 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do I have to do to earn my presents, Santa? 🥺
2023-12-21 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI have my flannel pjs on and I am *so* ready to start our holiday snuggles ❤️
2023-12-20 18:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm gonna be sliding down your "chimney" soon... 😘
2023-12-19 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a week until Christmas and maybe you want to send your favorite (or at least in the top ten, right? ...right? 🥺) porn star a holiday gift 😍! If you're thinking "heck yes, I need to shower Casey in fluids but also cute shoes or lingerie" here you go! ❤️
🎄 www.wishtender.com/caseycalvert
🎄 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wis…
If I call you "Santa," will you ride me all night? 🦌
2023-12-18 18:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmass 🎄🍑
2023-12-17 18:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to blow my webby load all over your... nope, that sounds too strange.😳
2023-12-16 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHOLY CRAP, IT'S THE FINAL DAY TO ORDER YOUR COOKIES 😱😱😱
2023-12-15 17:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostI need a new secretary since I had to fire Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- for snacks embezzlement 😡. Any volunteers?
2023-12-14 18:08:02 +0000 UTC View PostHave you visited my breasts yet? (This joke/attempt to get you to join me in KinkyTown USA doesn't make sense unless you look closely at the bikini, so do that 😅)
2023-12-13 18:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you getting me for Christmas? 😍
2023-12-12 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you who tipped on to help me get this HoneyBirdette set a couple months ago, your thank you reward is in your messages ❤️! Thank you so freaking much, this set is a (wet 💦) dream! For those of you who weren't able to help out, you can tip... 🖤 $10 on this post for three pics! 🖤 $15 on this post for five pics! 🖤 $20 on this post for ten pics! 🖤 $25 on this post for five+ten pics! For those of you who *did* tip to help me get this awesome freaking lingerie and want to see the rest of the photos, you can tip 🌟 $10 on this post for all five+ten pics!
2023-12-11 21:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostI sent Steely Dan --the pet rooster with authority issues-- to fetch the rescue team but he's probably at a chalet chatting up ski bunnies instead...😭
2023-12-11 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post