Tell me your cock swallowed up by this wouldn't just be a swampy warm slice of heaven. Just saying. Thought the slow-mo looked good, so I thought I'd share it with you!
2022-12-29 14:57:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Back in the day, I used to fuck my co-workers. Constantly. It was like a sport. I always looked forward to going to work to see if I could trick a dick into breeding me. I am putting a video of an actual guy that I worked with before I started doing porn up on bt34gg.com. The password is officefuck22 you don't need a username. For those who don't know, it's free. It's where I put the stuff that I made before the new paperwork requirements took effect. I never fucked him when we worked together, but I did give him plenty of handjobs. I blew him as well, but his dick was so thick it was hard to do. I wanted to fuck him, but he was married and had a family, and in his head, he thought getting head wasn't the same as fucking. Therefore, he felt better about himself because he thought he wasn't cheating. Look, if you have a significant other and I drink the sperm fresh out of your testicles from the tip of your dick...you are cheating. It didn't matter to me. He was letting me jerk and suck him off. Getting a guy off is the same thing as you fingering a chick. It's fun to do, especially in the office when no one is looking.
2022-12-29 01:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting a serious pump on my clit. You can basically hold on to it and enjoy the ride at this point. Talk about a Happy New Year!
2022-12-28 22:17:34 +0000 UTC View PostConnor made a mess out of my insides. Big jizzy mess. It's still messy a few hours later. But what a lousy lay he was this morning. In me for a minute, pumped me full of baby goo, pulled out of me, and left me to drain out on my bed sheet. I know. What the fuck? I mean, I love getting bent over and bred by Connor. It feels so...I don't know, delicious when I bend over and put my ass up in the air, offering it for his pleasure. Something is inspiring about letting a penis that is barely old enough to be my grandson submissively rearrange my insides. It usually makes my whole day. After he breeds me, I have this scenario I run through my head that his 19 yr old dick pumped a baby into me, and soon everyone will know. But not today. It would have been nice today. Especially after the destruction my cunt took from Bob yesterday. It's funny, Bob's dick is vastly larger than Connors's, and I thought Connor wouldn't be able to feel me because I still feel loose. Apparently, he did, or if not, he must really love the feeling of sloppy stretched-out seconds because he emptied his balls in my guts in less than a minute. I guess he was in a rush. I don't even feel like rubbing one out now. What a letdown. I'm sure I'll rub one out later or get Scott to eat me out if he makes it over today. But I was so excited when Connor called last night and asked if he could pump one out inside of me. I had high expectations and ended up getting left with a vast spermy mess running down my thighs with no orgasm or the will to rub one out. I don't have to cum every damn time. It would be nice but unrealistic. Just leave me wanting more so I can at least rub one out thinking about it. I'll give him another chance, probably a dozen more chances, because I really like Connor, and I adore his huge cum dumps in my guts. But we will have to ensure this was a one-off type situation. I don't mind being his dicks pump slot. I'm good if that's all I am to him. But pump my slot with a little more concern for my pleasure. It's only proper to take good care of one's cum dump. I am just saying.
2022-12-28 19:35:51 +0000 UTC View PostTits out workout. No makeup, no lighting, and I didn't even comb my hair. I just thought I should shoot this for you because it seemed cool in the mirror. I made a dick-handling video yesterday, and I fucked it up two ways. First, I made it without thinking about the audience who might be watching it. I did it the way I wanted, not thinking that some people won't find what turns me on...well...a turn-on. Mistake number one though I'm not really that upset about it, I do wish I had thought about it before I did it. Mistake number 2: I didn't use any lighting other than the GoPro light and shot it in my storage room, where I keep my computer, and it also happens to be very poorly lit. So, I look a thousand years old. The first mistake is fixable. Just mute the sound before I post it. You will have no idea what I'm saying, which is basically along the lines, "How does it feel now that you have to go to work tomorrow and face your co-worker who emptied his nut down my throat while you were in the other room?" I get it. That's a Brooke turn-on. Not everyone else's turn-on. But how this came about was I got all turned on by this very thing, so before I realized I was saying some pretty out-there stuff about sucking his co-worker, he was dumping sperm on my clit. The second problem kind of stemmed from the "getting turned on" issue. I don't think well when I'm worked up over something I find super sexy. The camera was on the desk. I turned it on and told him if you want me to jerk you off, hold the GoPro. I was kind of dick starved at the moment, so the only thing I wanted to do was hold his cock, and I let lighting go by the wayside. Anyway, I'll figure out what I can and can't use today and put it up, so watch for that!
2022-12-27 16:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Christmas dick? Yes and no. I removed the entire sperm contents from the set of testicles by sucking it out of the head of a dick. Which I then sent promptly down to my stomach, making a part of him, now a part of me. I always have liked the thought of that when I'm swallowing cum. I'm eating part of you, which then becomes part of me, so some of you always lives on in me. Pretty cool, though. Most likely technically incorrect, but in a day and age when facts don't really matter anymore...who cares. I just like the thought of it. It stirs something up inside of me just thinking about it. Makes me want to vacuum some more jizz out of balls with my lips. Anyway...where were we? Yes, I sucked a guy's cock on Christmas day. No, I didn't really know him. It was my boyfriends, friend, and co-worker. Scott asked me not to, but I did it anyway. I don't feel bad because I found out he also requested his buddy not to do it either, and at the very least, his dick didn't listen. Not at all. So I wasn't alone in not granting my boyfriend his Christmas wish. I don't know. It was fun. The whole thing was fun. He's not a stud, his dick wasn't big at all, probably half the size of my boyfriend's, but that made it even better. I was able to throat it without even trying. He was there. I let myself slip and started thinking about how hot it would be to sneak a handjob in on this guy. I don't know why I started thinking about that. I just did. I had never met him before. I wasn't attracted to him, but he was nice, and I just couldn't stop thinking about holding his dick in one hand and his balls in the other. Plus it was fun flirting back and forth. That made me swampy-wet. My boyfriend knew what was going on and asked me to stop, but when the dopamine starts floating around in my head, there really is no turning back. I almost came when I finally decided to touch his cock through his pants. I didn't know how he would react or if he would get upset. You just never know, and that's what makes it so hard to do but so delicious as well. But he responded exactly how I wanted him to. He stood still and let me feel the outline of his dick. I stopped when some people came into the kitchen, but when they left, I asked him to go to the bathroom in the hall, and I would come to get him. I set the timer for 20 minutes, went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, led him to my bedroom, and let the games begin. He wanted to make out, but I wasn't there for that. I unzipped him, pulled his pants down and his boxers as well, and out popped a thin, hard cock. Size-wise, just under five inches, maybe, thinner than average. But it was nice. He was well groomed down below, which made me decide to suck it off instead of stroke it off. I probably had about 15 minutes before the timer went off, but I didn't need that long. I swallowed his cock until the root of it was touching my lips. I tried to stick my tongue out and lick his balls simultaneously, but they were long, like lemons stuck in a tube sock. I couldn't reach them, but I gave it my best try. So I went back and forth, worked the head, then swallowed it whole and kept swallowing while his head was in the back of my throat. About two minutes in, his cock buried to the root, and he came. I could feel his jizz hitting my throat, but it was so deep I couldn't taste it. He probably pumped a good amount of sperm down my gullet but hard to say. I never took it out of my throat, so the amount of sperm he pumped will forever be a mystery. Hopefully, a ton. I want it to be a ton. I want to jerk him off after a few more days go by just to see how much jizz he empties out of those long saggy balls. Either way, I have zero regrets. I would do it again without thinking, but next time I would let him in my mouth instead of my throat, so I get a handle on the jizz quantity. I didn't take one item of clothing off so all I had to do was remove his cock from my throat, kiss it on the head, lick that post cum drip from the tip and give him his dick back. I'll give it to the guy. He didn't get sappy, didn't make more out of it than it was. He let me suck his dick. Happy ending for both of us. That was it. He didn't try and leave me his phone number, try and set something up later on. He read the room correctly. I wanted to eat his dick. That was it. He thanked me and left it at that. My boyfriend isn't all that upset about it. In fact, we both got off this morning talking about how he would have to face his friend at work tomorrow. I know it bugs him when I fuck his friends or co-workers, but it's hard not to when him being uncomfortable about me fucking his friends and especially his enemies turns me on so immensely. Do we have a weird relationship? Most likely. It works for me, though. I did take some crap from someone close who pretty much figured out what I was up to. Again, not looking for approval. Me getting my cum on doesn't require approval from anyone...I'm just saying.
2022-12-26 23:11:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a good post for those of you who like to keep up with my sexual goings and cummings, so to speak. It's going to be a long one, and I hate to bore you with it, so for those who are more image-driven without the text...I forewarn you. It's nothing super-duper, but it was fun, and I tend to ramble on just like I'm doing here. I'm getting ready to sit down and type it out, so give me a bit, and I'll get it up for you. In the meantime, enjoy some photos 😉💦🍆
2022-12-26 17:15:34 +0000 UTC View PostKicking things off post-Christmas with some tits and clits and wet slits. Thats corny as fuck, but you will have these things in life 😉❤️💦🍆 Start getting back in full swing on here a little later today after I get everything all straightened out in the old household!
2022-12-26 15:42:32 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Bah Humbug. Whatever your poison is, I hope it's a good one. I just hope my stocking gets stuffed full of good stuff. I'm just saying! Look, I'm going to be on here, but it will be slim for the next couple of days. I got people here now, and that puts a damper on breaking out the beaver or even feeding the beaver, for that matter. But, only a couple of days, and I'll be back to it, so stick with me, and I'll dump a ton of shit on you before the new year! Plus, I'm going to load up bt34gg.com with a bunch of stuff you haven't seen before over the next few days so there will be that! I'll post the password when it's up!
2022-12-24 15:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a present for you. I think you'll like it. Just saying.
2022-12-23 18:56:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do I want for Christmas? A big fat dick. That's right. I know it sounds super porny and a bit pandering, but I'm not changing my mind. Even if I woke up and it was attached to me...I'd be happy with that. I'd play with it forever. I'd stick it in anyone who would let me. I'd rather it just be a guy who had to fuck me exactly how I desired to be fucked. I kind of would want to be a slave to dick. It would make me make terrible decisions. There is nothing hotter than making a horrible decision so that I could get a cock in my guts. Nothing is better than feeling a huge fat dick inside me, stretching and moving my innards around, making it hard to breathe, after dumping my boyfriend at the bar to go home with a strange dick. Even the ride back home, leaking sperm and wondering what my boyfriend is thinking, is gut-wrenching but exhilarating at the same time. I don't know why it is, but I can't fight it, so I do it. So, if I could get one of those bad decision dicks full-time for Christmas...I'm good. Not sure my boyfriend would be super happy about that, but I don't think my pussy is too worried about his feelings. On the subject of Christmas gifts, let me rant on that. Who the fuck buys $1000 pair of shoes or asks for them? They end up in the dirt just like my $29.99 ones do, and honestly, the $29.99 ones can go through a swamp and be just fine. Spray em off with a hose, and you're good to go. Those $ 1000 pieces of shit shoes hit a puddle, and it is over. Think about this, why does anyone need a $2000 bag? Honestly, what's the reason? I can tell you. It's "Look at me! Look at me! I'm top-shelf!" The only thing top shelf about you is that you are a top-shelf fucktard. My $19.99 Marshall's bag not only looks better, but I can also smack people with it, and if it breaks...I'll get another one. Same thing with $200K cars that can't go over a speed bump. Could I buy one? Cash? Not even close. Credit? Sure, I probably could. My credit is top-shelf, but that's because I don't buy any of the dumb shit above. Kids. No, you aren't getting a $1200 phone. Here's your $49.99 prepay. Run out of minutes. It's on you. No, overpriced game systems. Here's a compound bow. Go out back and terrify the neighbors. Try not to hit their dogs. I don't know. Everyone wants expensive shit because everyone else has expensive shit. I don't, though. I have Walmart-priced shit. Which, in its own right, is getting expensive as hell these days. What is the best gift one could possibly give me? A massively large winning lottery ticket. Besides that, though, no gift cards but just a card that says, "I'm taking you to dinner so we can spend time shooting the shit." That is a winner on all counts.
2022-12-23 16:41:03 +0000 UTC View Post
While I'm posting porn pics, how about some muscle-flexing porn pics as well 😉💦🍆 Took these earlier today.
2022-12-23 01:17:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Do I have a denim dress? Looks like I do...stretch denim, but that counts! Tell me you wouldn't stick it in and breed me in this...I know you would. Or should I say wood?
2022-12-23 00:41:49 +0000 UTC View PostWant to see a BBC in my guts? Well, here you go! Interracial porn. I love making it. I want to make it with real people, such as people I find out and about, and even you, my fans. Not traveling collaborators/content producers. Racial roleplay, though, that's out. The world has gone super sensitive, and I'm not even touching that ticking time bomb. So for those who keep asking, it's not going to happen. I'm happy to make regular old fuck videos, including interracial, as I find willing guys to do it with, but that's it. The old massive black cock genre. Yes, black guys have huge cocks. So do white guys, Asians, fuck, everyone. It's the luck of the draw. The biggest one I have ever seen was white. Followed closely by a black one. Neither was in porn. The smallest one I have ever seen was a white guy. He had a two-finger pinch dick. It was a hard fuck. As in hard to do. I think the head of his dick like touched my pussy lips and may have parted them a bit, but that was it. He got me off, though. He used his size to his advantage by getting me turned on by having me humiliate him about his dick size. All it took was his nub rubbing my nub, and I came. He laughed at me about that. I used to annoy him because I constantly wanted to rub him off. It was so awesome. I could only use my thumb and forefinger to stroke it, and that turned me on immensely. Even better, he came as much or more than guys with big dicks, so it was a site to see when his tiny little cum hole opened wide and pumped jizz everywhere. I wish he were still around. I suddenly have a craving for a 2-inch cock. So which ethnicity has the bigger cocks per ratio? I don't know. It's a crap shoot. A girl just has to pull the pants down to find out. Usually, if I have gotten as far as getting your jeans down...I don't care about the size, just that it's hard. I'm just saying.
2022-12-22 19:53:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe joys of getting ready for the holidays!
2022-12-22 19:17:45 +0000 UTC View PostYes, I got laid on my lunch date yesterday. It was good. After four hours in a hotel room and some destroyed sheets, I was thoroughly and properly bred. Details will not be forthcoming. Sometimes you don't kiss and tell! Not often, but sometimes. Five guys used my holes, and I was nothing more than something to empty their testicles into. They didn't like me. We weren't friends. They used me for their own physical pleasure with total disregard for me as a person or a human being, for that matter. After the last one emptied himself inside me, they left, laughing at me with zero concerns about me. I want you to understand what I'm saying here. I'm painting a picture of something 100% true. Everything I said happened. It's on video. There is no denying it. I'm talking about this because someone asked me how I could live with myself after allowing myself to be so completely degraded. How could I carry on with my life as if nothing had happened? It's an easy answer. I loved every second of it. Not just love it. I adored it. I still do. It's a fond memory I often use when it's just me and my vibrator. I have one regret. I didn't do it more often. The thing is, I wanted to be used as an inanimate sex object. I still do. Not 24/7, but there are days when I want to be a cock hole. Just let them do whatever they want, knowing I won't cum. Later on, when I think about it being a cum dump, I will cum, and in a big way. A much bigger way than I ever would have with the actual cock or cocks inside of me. It's a trade-off. Degrading. Let's talk about that. They used me. Or did they? If I wasn't a willing participant, sure. But what if I told you I was the instigator? I was. I told my agent to find me a gang bang and that I wanted to do one. She thought I was nuts. But she set it up and with the company I wanted her to set it up with. Before I knew it, I was being fucked with utter disregard for my pleasure or comfort by five very large cocks. I didn't cum. I was gushing girl goo because the thrill of it was overwhelming, but right before I got to the point of cumming, they would change it up. Not purposely. It's just how gang bangs go. Plus, you get numb when being fucked like a rag doll by so many dicks. If my mind could orgasm, though, I would have cum continuously. I don't think I wanted to cum. I know that doesn't make sense, but I wanted to save my orgasm for later. Locking it away in my head for later is the best part of sex. I get to relive it. Not only did I save it for later, but I also downloaded that video, and to this day, at least several times a month, I watch the same 2 or 3 scenes in that video, and I cum furiously. So, I wonder, who used who? I argue if anyone got degraded, it was them. To me, they were nothing more than a group of ding dongs who had dicks I could make hard and get them to put them inside of me. Which is precisely what I wanted. They were nothing more than sex toys for me. I turned them into multiple pieces of meat useful for only one thing...to stick inside of myself. At best, it was a draw, but most likely, in technical terms, I was the perpetrator, not the victim, in this whole thing. I don't know why that is so hard to believe. But try and explain that to some vanilla, sexless middle-aged mom jean-wearing married chick. You can't. So I just asked her, "Why are you watching my porn and asking me about the morality of it?" She said she didn't watch it. She had only heard about it. Well, of course she didn't watch it, said in the most sarcastic of ways. Look, she watched it. She liked it. She wants to do it, but she's trying to make herself feel better by trying to put some shame onto me. Swing and a miss. On another note...I would love to "degrade" myself further in a glory-hole type thing. It just sounds...wonderful.
2022-12-21 21:28:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sitting around looking at porn on Twitter this morning. There's a guy with a perfect cock. It's fucking with my head. Got me thinking. Cigarettes, and booze, have warning labels and such because they are addictive, dangerous, and destroy lives. Not much difference when it cums to cocks, yet they allow them to roam around freely. Just saying. Connor stopped over and was having some stuff I made up to eat. He dropped his fork and asked for a new one. I'm thinking this guy will lick my butthole with a smile on his face the entire time, but his fork hits the floor, and he needs another one. People. What can you say? How do some folks end up with big Social Media accounts? You know, the ding dongs that post subpar shit at best? They buy them. Then they rename them, add whatever crap they want to post, and boom, instant 250K Twitter, Instagram, or TikTok accounts. You can buy followers as well, but that's more time-consuming. Why do they do it? I don't know. It doesn't work. The followers the account comes with are undoubtedly uninterested in whatever porn you might be selling them. The other thing is the mass ReTweeters. These folks are the scourge of the planet. I say unfollow anyone who Retweets more than a few people a day. These people Retweet more accounts that have zero to do with them than they post of themselves. It's legit to RT stuff you might be in or a few friends a day but not 50 RTs of other accounts because you are part of an RT group. I didn't follow you to see your RTs. I signed on to see you...ya ding dong! All those shit-poor RTs so that they gain some followers. It's just spam when they RT like that. Look, I'm not religious, but if I ever encounter God, I have questions. First, the absurdity of sex had to be for his amusement. I mean, look at the faces we make and the things we do and say when we fuck. Especially when we cum. I by no means am immune to this phenomenon. He must have set all that up for his amusement. If it wasn't so much fun and so good...I'd hang it up. But it is, so I'll keep making incredibly shocking faces. Don't blame me...it's one of God's manufacturing defects.
2022-12-20 12:04:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a friend who cheated on her boyfriend. Well, I guess her fiance. She feels like she totally fucked up. She had a bad night and let things get out of control. Wah boo hoo. Shit happens. Dicks accidentally slip into chicks. It's a thing. Look, if she thinks she had a night, I have let things get so out of control I've woken up to Satan himself sitting on my couch and refusing to make eye contact with me. So I don't want to hear it. Suck it up, buttercup. Better yet, turn your fiance into a cuck and let him suck it up. Lots of new local people are showing up on here. Some of them are pretty fucking big. As in dicks that are definite gut stretchers. Good for them. Be good for me if they stick them in me. I like my guts widened out by a long, fat dick. It's a weird feeling but one I crave. I like how I walk after getting bored out by a big cock. Especially if he creampied me and gave me that extra lube for a few hours. I like to fuck guys with smaller dicks afterward. I feel so superior to them because their dick doesn't fit. They should apologize to me for even trying. Sounds awful, but if they did apologize for attempting to fuck me with their little dick, I'd cum like a stick of dynamite. Some people get upset with my head games. They get mad if I talk about little dicks and such. I get it. It feels like a dig. It's not. Like I said earlier today, I'm all about the mental mind fuck before the fuck. If you actually keep the mind fuck up while we're fucking...you are the man! Big dicks make me cum. Not because their big but because I know what I'm going to do with my completely destroyed pussy afterward. I'm going to slip a small dick in it, say horrible things to the owner of said dick, and I will cum, but when I say cum I mean have like a seizure-type cum. While that seizure cum is happening, I will be squeezing the life out of whatever dick is inside of me, and 9 times out of ten, I'll be squeezing the jizz out of his balls as well. So it's a win-win for everyone. Orgasms for all...yay! Begin golf clap. What's my point? I don't know if I even have one. I guess even if I use the size of your dick for my own sexual pleasure, who cares. It means absolutely zero to me after I cum, and I promise you, your dick isn't going to care when it's pumping a baby in my guts. There is a guy that I fucked a year ago, and he has been texting and emailing me constantly. I give him one-word and emoji answers. I figured he would get the hint I wasn't interested. He is now writing about how he has "Fallen deeply in love with me." For fucks sake. He met me twice, put his dick in me once. Look, I have fallen in love with people I should have only fucked once and moved on. That's where this guy is at. He needs to find someone his own age, get some experience in the pussy department, get married, then get with me. I'm just saying.
2022-12-19 23:44:26 +0000 UTC View PostLet's see. This video has flexing, nips, tits squeezing, huge clits, and whatever else you can think of. So, check it out. I made it because it's cooler here today, and I felt a long sleeve shirt was in order. The only long sleeve shirts I have are seriously low-cleavage ones. Why? That's my style. It's what I like to wear. So check it out and let me know what you think!
2022-12-19 20:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostI got laid last night. The sex was good, but it was just standard sex. There was no exciting lead-up. I was horny. He was horny, so we fucked for an hour. Again, it was good. Almost like a romance novel type fuck. I don't think I could do my whole life having sex like this. I can see how people could get bored and start using it to pass some time. I don't want to just pass the time. I want that massively uncomfortable but exhilarating feeling I get from the lead-up, which can be hours or it can be days. That feeling that I'm operating way out of the accepted norm is amazing. I know. You are like, what the fuck are you talking about, Brooke. I'll try to explain, but I'll probably end up rubbing one out long before I finish this post. Here we go. When I cheat on someone, I like to cheat with someone they know. That way, I can offer my body to them. What shouldn't be theirs. I will almost always bend over and stick my ass in the air for you. Practically begging you to take it. It's yours. Use it as you want. That's how I get my pleasure...being your cocks toy to use as it pleases. I love the emotional feeling of being used as a sperm dump. I just do. To the point, I can't get enough of it. So knowing I'm going to have that experience is my buildup. Actually getting the cock inside of me is the explosion. There are tons of variations as well as entirely different sexual buildups for me. Another one would be making people uncomfortable with what I'm doing. I like fucking much younger guys. Not because I find them more attractive or think they are better in bed. I don't agree with either of those things. But sitting in a bar and flirting, kissing, messing around with a 19 yr old while people I both know and don't know watch. I make sure they all have no doubt this kid will be pumping sperm in my guts before the evening is over. I can see them whispering and pointing. I'm sure most of them will think I'm a perv, and others will be like, "Wow! she's a badass!" Either way, it turns my cunt into a swimming pool. It's the buildup I'm talking about. By the time I get this guy's dick in my belly, I'm so sexually fucked up in the head, but in the best of ways, that I can cum so hard I can't think at all anymore. Hence my term "fucked stupid." And to make things even better, I like being fucked into a mindless jizz obsessed MILF/GILF obeying every command from some guy swinging his jizz dripping dick around that has just unloaded in my ass. It's an awkward feeling that I know that he knows I will do anything to kiss the head of his dick, especially when it's an 18 yr old. I love those awkward feelings! Anyway, I have no real reason for telling you this other than someone asking why I don't have normal sex....right after I just finished having normal sex!
2022-12-19 16:37:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, where are we at here? I'm about to go out to a Christmas party...again. There are a lot of those going on right now. And I'm about to dress inappropriately...again. Mostly to tick off a person who calls herself a friend but only when I'm around. Then she's gossip girl number one. Let you know how that goes. Hopefully, there will be some good-looking people that I don't know. I am a big fan of the strange dick. But, if it's the right dick attached to the right guy, I'll take known dick if it's offered. Again, I'll let you know how it pans out. I met with the guy from Tinder. He was okay but a bit of a prude for someone on Tinder. I would have banged him, but then he started talking. He asked if I was seeing other guys, and of course, I said yes. I don't know if he thinks he's all that or is just on fry short of a happy meal, but he started telling me what's what. I guess nobody told him I have my own what's what. I don't need his. He began to say, "You have two choices..." and I cut him off right there. I said, "If I have two choices, and you take one of them away, then you have zero choices." That jammed up the gears in his head because he said my math was wrong. Then he says, "2 minus 1 equals 1, not zero." I should have explained to him it wasn't a math equation, but him letting me know I only had 2 choices as if he was making the rules that governed my behavior kind of screamed time to walk away from this one. So I unmatched him right at the table, threw a $20 down, and left. Good move, if I might say so myself. Two choices, my ass. I don't know why parents feel the need to traumatize their kids by taking them to creepy Santas in the stores. They scream bloody murder the whole time. I mean, come on. He is a creepy-looking fucker. It's a no wonder they all don't end up "Clausrophobic." I know. Shut up, Brooke. I couldn't help it with that one. But it is Christmas time, and according to everyone's wish list...they think this porn gig pays pretty damn well. Jokes on them. It's a $5 Below kind of Christmas. I like giving shit to people, but I'm not buying anyone anything that can't be replaced for $10 or less. I'm not a grinch or anything but if they don't like me because I won't buy them a $900 gift...then consider me the Grinch. Fuck. I'm 56. Still making the heads turn, though. I'm good with that. Someone asked today what I do to keep myself up. No drugs, little to no booze, no smokes of any kind, exercise, and most importantly, shrug shit off. Honestly, the greatest thing I do in life is laugh at it when it's carpet-bombing me with bullshit. And sex. Lots and lots of sex. I bet the body releases some fountain of youth shit every time you orgasm. I'd almost bank on it. So keep it "cumming" folks. I know I have and no regrets here.
2022-12-17 23:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Heading out the door to do some Ho, Ho, Ho'ing in my Christmas bra! Catch up with you all in a bit!
2022-12-17 20:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostConnor got his jizz all over my new carpet. So I made this video in his honor. I warn you. It's 8 minutes long of me rubbing a dick off. It's just how long it took for his balls to empty. Anyway, I made this video because I was thinking about Connor. He came over last night after he saw Scott leave. He asked me if I would give him a handjob. He does that now and then. He seems to have a thing for handy's. I don't mind. I like to give hand jobs. Blow jobs are still my go-to preference, but Connor is fixated on me jerking him off. He stares intently at what my hands are doing to his cock. He likes me to pull down on the base of his cock, so the head has complete contact with my other hand. I like how he takes deep breaths and tenses up when I change something up. Then he settles back into what I'm doing. I also like looking at him thinking his 18 yr old girlfriend can't compete with me. That's why he keeps coming over more frequently lately. This is why I like giving blowjobs and handjobs. When I'm holding a cock, and I can feel its spongy outer layer covering a stiff shaft, thinking about sticking it inside of myself, I get to run these things through my mind. The best part is even though I want it inside of me, I know it isn't going to happen. That drives me on even harder. I know I will get off after he leaves, and in a big way. So when Connor asks to get a handjob from me, it makes me happy. Last night he only lasted about 3 or 4 minutes, though. Usually, I get to pleasure myself by pleasuring his dick for 15 or 20 minutes. With his dick in my hands, I asked him if his girlfriend did this for him. He said no. So I started doing the two-fister twister and said, "what about this? Does she do this?" Then I stuck my tongue in his cum hole while I barely edged the head of his dick with my hand, and without warning, he popped off. It was a ton. Rope after rope. I tried to catch it in my mouth and got about half of it, but then I swallowed wrong and coughed it right back up my nose. So the remaining jizz hit the new carpet I just got at Lowes. I should have thought about where I was rubbing his cock. But, you get all sexed up in the head, and you make tactical errors. So now I have to clean my carpet. I have a carpet machine, but I just hate doing it. Anyway, that was my Friday night. How was yours? I'm going Christmas shopping in a fucked up outfit that ought to get me some attention. I'm fucked in the head like that. I like people looking at me. Especially husbands...when they are with their wives. Yes, like I said earlier...I am aware I could use some counseling sessions. It lights the fire in the crotch, so I roll with it. It's not that I want to take them from their wives. I just want to sample them and send them back. Husbands should cum with a receipt for returns. Here's an oxymoron... I have reached a point with this Tik Tok stuff that I now feel it is an addictive mess designed to mold people into tard knockers. But I still like to watch the girls dance. But even that's fading pretty quickly. I am like that close to deleting Tik Tok. The brainless dribbling lip-syncing that is somehow and inexplicably equated with talent has officially nauseated me. Then the dancing. Sure, some of the girls are sexy as fuck, but doing the same exact dance as 130 million other people all doing the same dance to the exact same music...they have a word for people like that, and it's drones. Mindless drones. What goes through whatever little minds they have left? "Oh, oh, oh, look at that dance...everyone is doing it...I have to do it!" I see something someone did, and I think it's cool I think to myself, "Dammit, that's badass. Why didn't I think of it!" And then I leave it alone. It's not mine. I can think for myself. I'll find something. Just give me some time. The day you catch me lip-syncing some moronic audio clip that they think is clever, well, that day won't happen. I'll think of my own shit, and instead of lip-syncing, I'll actually say it. What really creeps me out about Tik Tok? Everyone is trying to be catchy and different by copying everyone else on Tik Tok trying to be catchy and different. It's like watching an Orson Wells Sci-Fi play out in real-time. But I give Tik Tok credit...they figured out how to get hot girls to dance in Bikinis for free. I'd have dumped it a long time ago if it wasn't for them. I don't know how much longer I can hold on, though. I feel like Tik Tok for me is reaching its expiration date. Like Facebook did. I got rid of that a while ago, and I don't even think about much less miss it.
2022-12-17 17:47:14 +0000 UTC View PostI admit I watch my own videos and masturbate to them. I run fantasies through my head and add in a bunch of stuff. Today I thought about Bob fucking my ass after Connor fucked my cunt and then take both holes home nice and sloppy and make Scott look at them while I rubbed one out in front of him. Too much information?
2022-12-16 18:43:16 +0000 UTC View PostI was talking to you, and I didn't even know I had jizz leaking out of me! That might be embarrassing to some, but for me, it's like a boss move, especially when you don't know you're doing that boss move! This post is a novel so be warned before you scroll down. So here's a video you might like. It came about because Connor came over yesterday and told me how well things were going with his girlfriend and his job, all while his dick was pumping enough cum into my guts to make soup out of them. I love this kid. I bet we look super weird when we fuck. He looks so fresh. Like a spring chicken. I like to stick my ass in the air for him to fuck. It's like I'm offering myself to him. He's so much younger than I am, and I'm sticking my ass up in the air trying to get him to breed me like a bitch in heat. It must be a primal thing, but who cares? It's a huge mental turn-on for me, and he is of age, so it's all good. His grandparents must hate me. They are a little older than me but not that much, and I'm letting their grandson, basically begging him, to fill all my holes with his cum. And they know it. They watched us drive off to the restaurant together yesterday. Gave us the stink eye. We sat at the bar, and I wondered if the bartender thought he was my son. I wish she knew I was sitting on her barstool, dripping his jizz out of me. She won't know because though my jeans had a good wet spot, the stool was dry when I left. So Connor left for work. The whole thing turned me on, so I called Scott to see what he was up to, and he ended up coming over. I like fucking with him. He's my boyfriend, I'm supposed to be nicer, but I can't help it. I told him what I did while I rubbed his dick through his pants. It always works. His dick gets hard, and he will do anything I want. What I wanted was to film, and his dick agreed for him. You can see the rest in the video. It's exactly as it went down. I just want to say this because I feel so good about this video. It's as real as reality porn will ever get. How so? This video wasn't planned. There was no time to get together. No discussion on what positions and themes would sell best. Cameras weren't set up, no paperwork, no back-and-forth emails and DM's, no scripts, no awkward let's get this done vibe with husbands and boyfriends wandering around. All the above, otherwise known as "Collaboration/Content Creation. I got horny after Connor fucked me, and I videoed it. I recorded it exactly how I wanted to get fucked or how I wanted to fuck with Scott's dick. There was no prompting, cutting, or editing other than making it a reasonable size to upload. We even made a second video. Put it on a stand and fucked for an hour and a half. I went to look at the footage this morning, and for fucks sake, the battery died like 3 minutes in. You will have these things when you get dick on your brain. Common sense kind of goes out the window. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I had making it. Hint, if you don't like what I'm saying, turn the volume down. I don't say things that I think will turn you on. I do selfishly say things that turn me on, and it's not for everyone.
2022-12-16 15:28:10 +0000 UTC View PostCoffee and clits...breakfast of cha...wait...no...breafast of dudes with morning wood 😉💦🍆 Getting things started. I have a pretty good video cumming up for you in just about an hour or so, so watch for it!
2022-12-16 14:29:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The posts are late today. Sorry about that. I have a good excuse. I got laid twice. Two different dicks. One got sloppy seconds because Connor was pumping inside me first, and he always floods my guts with sticky jizz. I got video. It will be up tomorrow. I'd put it up today, but it's 5k and like 6 gigs, and I can't post something that big. I will have to edit it down to size. It's a good video, though. Real are real can be. In the meantime, enjoy these pics!
2022-12-16 00:39:04 +0000 UTC View PostNot enough light, but just saying hi. It's going to storm here today, super cloudy right now but that just means indoor activities are encouraged 😉💦🍆
2022-12-15 16:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostI did get to suck Bob's testicles empty today. I had to go to his office to do it, but whatever it takes. We didn't fuck. He didn't want to. He let me suck his cock, though, so I'm not complaining. He didn't want to make noise while I was in his office. He never unbuttoned his dress pants. He had me take his cock out through his zipper, so I never even saw his balls. I tasted what was in them but never saw them. I tried to undo his belt to pull his pants down, but he stopped me. Told me to just suck his cock and not worry about that. So I did. I started fingering myself and was trying to take my tits out, but he stopped me from doing both. He told me to use two hands and not touch myself. It doesn't sound all that fun for me, kind of a one-way ride, so to speak, but it was an amazing one-way ride. It was so hard not to touch myself when I could feel the head of his cock touching the back of my throat. I know most of you have no idea what I'm talking about but feeling a man's hard cock in my mouth is an unbelievable high. I feel in control when I have a dick in my mouth. It may not seem that way, but I'm running the show when I have your dick between my lips. I can make you do things, make you groan, make you twitch, make your face do funny things. I can make you cum, or I can deny your cum. It's all up to me. But when Bob lets me taste his dick, I'm grateful. It's almost an honor to put his cock down my throat. It's no wonder why I'll lick the jizz that dripped out of my ass off his floor. His dick is just that strong. It is such a shame he got married. He used to do the most degenerate things to me, and I loved every second of it. Today was no different. He used my mouth in such a way that made it feel like I was nothing more than holes to pleasure his dick. When he talks to me, it's orders. He tells me what I will do to please him, and he knows I'll do it. As I said, it feels like an honor to be his sperm dump. When he was ready to cum he told me to keep just the tip in and not let my lips leave the head of cock until he told me I could. His dick twitched and spasmed, and then I felt his warm jizz swishing around in my mouth. I drank his sperm as it pumped in. It felt like a good load, but I wouldn't know. I swallowed it as it dumped into my mouth. He had me suck the tip of his dick for another five minutes. His colossal dick went completely soft a minute or so after he came, but he had me suck it even after that to ensure he didn't have any after-drip. He doesn't wear underwear, so he was worried about leaving a drip stain in his gray pants. Then he said, "Good to see you again, I have things to do, I'll get a hold of you sometime," and sent me on my way. I masturbated on the way home. I had to pull into The Potter Barn parking lot because I was so horny I wasn't thinking straight. So I made a mess out of my Jeep seat in the parking lot. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to rub one out again after writing this!
2022-12-15 00:05:18 +0000 UTC View Post
