I was busy cleaning sperm up this morning after attempting to get laid. The guy just couldn't get it up. He was a new guy for a video that came by this morning. He was good-looking. Really good looking. So I put the camera down and decided to suck him off. I'm selfish like that because I like to suck a new guy's dick more than I should. I pulled his dick out of his pants, it was a floppy semi-hardon, but before I got it between my lips, he nutted all over my floor. His dick never even got hard before his balls misfired and pumped sperm way before they should have. He apologized a thousand times to the point of being annoying. So I waited another 30 minutes and tried again. Same thing. This time he left sperm trails on my shirt. His dick wasn't even semi-hard this round. It was completely soft and shriveled up, yet still pumped jizz on my shirt. Which would be awesome if he just fucked me stupid. But he didn't. All he did was make me clean my floor and do laundry. He wanted to try a third time, but I didn't feel like doing household cleanup chores anymore. So I sent him on his way. To bad. Good looking kid. Too old to train, though. I need them to be around 18 to 25 for that. Now I'm waiting on Scott. He's certainly no 30 yr old and not nearly as pleasant to look at, but at least I know I'll be laid out on a bed, inebriated on cum when he's done.
So, quick update, the dog, Klaus to be exact, and no, I didn't name him, is bouncing around the house like nothing is wrong. From deathbed to rampaging around the house. So, good news there.
Fucking lube costs a fortune anymore. Everything costs a fortune anymore. The world is in for a reset if things don't start turning around. I can't even fuck a well-lubed dick without spending my life savings anymore.
This video has some solid dick-on clit action... I'm just saying. I was making a custom video, and I got caught up in my own stuff because it somewhat made me think of things, and that's all it takes anymore to get me going. Let me know what you think.
So here is a post I am putting on bt34gg.com that I shot in 2014. The password is cheater2014 It's a heated thing. I met him at the gym in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I sucked his cock in the parking lot of an LA Fitness. I liked how he didn't care who might be watching. Nobody was, but he wouldn't have cared if they were. Plus, he let me suck his dick once in his office. I like that probably more than I should. He asked me to shoot a video with him, and he said he wasn't worried about getting caught. And... as you may have guessed, he got caught by his wife. She called his employer. Things got super weird. I knew he was married, but as far as I'm concerned, the hearts of married men may belong to someone else, but their dicks are open season. May the best pussy win. Wives are always welcome to have them back after I get what I want from their testicles. Where were we? He told me I might be getting a call from his wife and not to answer any questions and pull the video down. I did for a while, but he lied so much that I put it back up. He signed all the paperwork and supplied all the IDs required, so I could then and can now do what I want with it. Besides, he is long since divorced. So it doesn't matter anymore. He was a dick. I admit that. But he had a good body, and his dick wasn't bad, either. Once again, I let my pussy do the talking and ended up with a ding-dong with a nice cock. I got plenty of good dick out of him and this video, so I have no regrets though I am glad to have washed my hands of him. I haven't heard from him since 2016, so who knows what he's up to? I know where his dick was in 2014, and that was in my guts. Let me know what you think of this video. It's not bad. He did an excellent job. The password is again is cheater2014 You don't need a username. Just go to bt34gg.com and plug that in, and you can peruse, I guess, about 30 or 40 videos.
Oops, I accidentally sucked a cock off with my ass. It happens. And I filmed it as well. Well, I didn't, he did, but it all works out the same. It will be up tomorrow afternoon so watch for that one. The only problem with sucking a cock off with your ass is swallowing the load. It never entirely goes all the way down, if you know what I mean!
So, besides getting my ass fucked, what else did I do today? Nothing interesting. I'm contemplating accidentally running into some people who may or may not be friends with family members. I have kind of switched it up. I know where he lives. He still lives at home with his parents. His father isn't all that, but he's a nice guy and like his son... he stares at my tits a lot. I think I want to fuck him first, then his son. Just to compare dicks and sexual styles and abilities. Of course, this is all contemplation at the moment. I don't even know if I could even get one of their dicks out of their pants. I think the son, for sure. I think even though he's friends with my son, he would put his cock inside me. It would probably be cool for him to hang with the gang and be thinking... "I fucked your mom, and she begged me to pump my jizz in her guts. Later tonight, I will be pumping my sperm down her throat." How incredible would that secret be when you're just shooting the shit about banging chicks. I don't know. This whole thing is probably more of a Brooke Tyler fantasy that I'm projecting onto him, but a girl can dream. I just can't get that hard dick trying to get out of his pants off my mind. Probably because I want it off my mind in my pussy. Anyway, I'll catch you tomorrow!
What is it about MILF porn that gets me all fucked up in the head? I think it's just the fact that I'm a MILF, and I like knowing that guys of all ages, from the just legal to your grandfather, want to breed me. The hottest thing for me at the moment is knowing my son's friends want to pump a baby in me. I can't get that out of my head. Every time I see them and catch them checking out my tits, I get this urge to empty their testicles inside of me. It would be terrible if I did it and got caught, but even that is starting to turn me on. It's making me nervous just thinking about it, but it's also driving me on. Man, I am severely driven by my pussy. It's like there is no stopping it. It wants what it wants, and it fucks with me till I give it to it. What if one of his friends were to fuck me so good I couldn't stop even if I wanted to? That's a real possibility because the bar would be pretty low, being that I am so into this right now. The more I'm into something, the less performance it takes to fuck me stupid. I know you are wondering, and yes, I have my eye on one. He is kind of goofy looking, but I have seen his erection in his pants. Now I want it. He was staring at my tits off and on, and then he had to stand up to leave, and there it was. A big bulge in the front of his jeans. He should have worn looser jeans if he didn't want me to see it. Was it big? How the fuck should I know? I only saw it straining against his jeans. I could be 4 inches or it could be 10 inches. I don't even care. I just want it inside of me. I want to see his face the second the head of his dick touches my pussy and then slips inside. I'm going to shut up. I'm getting way to worked up here. Moving on.
Hey!!!! I got gas for $1.39 yesterday!!! Sadly it was at Taco Bell but still... I'm just saying.
My trip. It was good, and it sucked all at the same time. Scott had to go to the ER with a kidney stone, and my dog ended up in the doggy ER back at home, and he is still touch and go. So we cut it short and headed back to Florida.
We argued over what fast food was the healthiest, and I went with Subway because they make you get out of the car to get it. I'm just saying. Every step counts.
People still drive in the fast lane for no apparent reason. The only thing I can think of is that someone told them that the fast lane will always be a shorter route no matter what speed they drive, and they believed it. Get the holy hell out of the fast lane after you pass, for fucks sake!
Back in Daytona and getting the old box stuffed full of cock. Mechanical cock but at this point cock is cock. I was going through all the messages and things and browsing Twitter when I saw some MILF porn. Now that I have an older boyfriend again, I'm all about MILF porn with the barely legals. It is what it is. I have this thing about teaching the cubs how to fuck. I like getting an inexperienced cock, making it blow sperm in like 10 seconds or less, and then teaching that penis how to do dick shit in my guts. I know I'm successful if the student is making the teacher beg for cock at the end of such training. I like it when guys flip the tables on me. They go from sniveling little pussy whipped beggars to studs stretching my asshole out and leaving it full jizz and laughing at me when they fuck me so stupid all I can do is drool sperm and thank them. Yes... I like that more than I should. Anyway, I pretty much tell you what I'm thinking in this video so let me know what you think about it!
Little update before I call it a day. I made it to Knoxville Tennessee. Traffic in Atlanta was Murder. I have no idea how you folks can put up with that day after day. I would lose my mind. Had some interesting discussions about whether or not my sons friends think I am fuckable. There is one or two i wouldn't mind accidentally falling and slipping their dicks inside of me. Anyway I will catch up with you in the morning. ❤️😜
What did I do today? I sucked Connor off in his grandparent's garage while they were in the house. That was fun. I got sperm all over my shirt because it went down the wrong hole when I tried to swallow it, and I coughed it back up. It was a goodbye blowjob as I'm leaving for a few days. I wanted to make sure to give him something to hold him over till I get back. So, I had to change shirts. Normally I would walk around and look at it, all proud of myself, but I have some conservative house guests. Anyway, Connor was happy, which makes me happy, so it's a win-win.
There's a book below, so I warn you, it may put you to sleep. I have to post at night when I have a quiet house, and everyone is in their rooms.
Terry did beat Scott out of the contract he was worried about. Now I want Terry's dick in my ass, making me beg for his cum more than ever. I want to video it and send it to Scott. I know. It sounds awful, but it makes me so wet thinking about it. I should probably shut up about it. Scott is driving me to Ohio tomorrow. I'm pretty sure he doesn't want his worst enemy to put his dick in my ass. But I do! So much so that I did a terrible thing and looked up his company online. It only has his company number, but I'm sure he'll remember who I am and take my call if I decide to call him. Scott would probably be getting that video this week if I wasn't going on this trip.
Why don't I do mainstream porn anymore? It's a good question that was asked of me. The short answer is it isn't worth it. Shooting a porn video has become more of a badge of honor than anything else. It doesn't pay well anymore. It hasn't paid well since the days of Vivid and the contract girls. You never hear the truth about porn unless you are in porn. It's one of those dirty little secrets they try and keep hush hush. Literally, the sex sucks. It's not just me saying this, it's pretty much the standard opinion, but they aren't going to tell you this. All your going to hear is how they came so hard they had to go to the emergency room. They can't tell you otherwise, or it would be the same thing as a magician showing you how he did the trick while doing it. So, why do porn? To get name recognition as its good exposure, one can get a bigger Twitter/Instagram account and sell more on OnlyFans by shooting mainstream porn. That's where the money is at. One does what one has to do to make that money. I don't have to do it. I don't have outlandish bills to pay, I own my own home, I invested wisely, and I'm enjoying life. Most people don't know that I did a vast amount more behind the scenes back in the day than I ever did in front of the camera. I only did scenes because I wanted to do them. It wasn't for the money. I just wanted to do them. Not many chicks can say that honestly. There really isn't one scene that I'm not happy with. But I turned down a lot of scenes, and I still do. Why? Because I'm not going to get off. I will spend between 3 to 12 hours grinding out a porn video, and my pussy won't be cumming for my efforts. Yes, I know. It appears that we are cumming. We aren't. No matter what anyone tells you... they aren't. Maybe some swinger videos they do, and I have cum myself making those, but mainstream porn... not a chance in hell. The thing is, porn isn't about me cumming. It's about me presenting to you the fantasy of me cumming and doing whatever it is that hits your dick trigger just right. The problem is I like sex more than most people, guys included. Having shitty sex so I can collect a payday once in a while isn't worth it to me. And this is why I'm here, guys. It's the only place I can share things where people don't try to get me committed to a sex addiction rehab clinic. It's also why I don't collaborate with anyone else. Collaboration is another way of saying, let us pretend to have sex so we can sell it on Onlyfans. Which, again, is excellent if the fantasy of it makes your dick hard. However, what makes my chick dick hard is real dudes, with dicks that don't require a needle full of Caverject to stay hard, pumping my holes full of baby batter. I'm not bitter at porn at all. I love it. I get up every morning and watch it. My pussy just isn't willing to pass up real dick for fantasy dick.
Just a quick update, Caught me in the middle of packing for my trip but wanted to pop in and say hey, hope you're having a great Hump Day 😉 Enjoy your day and catch you all later 💋
What did I look like before the huge boobs? Pretty much like I do now, just minus the big huge boobs. Here are some 2012 pics to kind of show you pre-boob Brooke. For anyone who doubted my clit was huge back in the day, this should pretty much answer that question for you as well.
Riley Reigns. I put some pics and a video up on bt34gg.com. The password is october5 I DM'd you the password as well, so check it out. Someone asked me what had happened to her. They knew we were dating and had plans for her to move in with me. There are girls that can make me go gay all the way. At least for a time. Hard dick always seems to win me back, but a wet pussy can lead me astray for a while. She did that. I was the bull in the relationship. I can still picture shoving her head down into my pussy and letting her clean me out with her tongue. She was one of the best and one of the few who could make me cum just with her tongue. Did I love her? I guess... to an extent. I was more into how she made me feel sexually. Into her enough that I asked her to move in with me. She agreed. But before that happened, she asked to shoot a porn with me. I was more than happy to do that. We did shoot a porn. One single porn. Someone she knew saw it the day I posted it and told her family. She freaked out, said it was all my fault, and ran back to New Mexico and married some guy she divorced 2 years later. In other words, she fell apart in record time. She asked to come back after her divorce, but who needs that kind of harassment? Not me. Never seen her since. That is the story of Riley Reigns. Enjoy the pics and videos of her. They are up on my bt34gg.com site. Just think, we could have been a fantastic lesbian couple. It really is hard to find a hot lesbian who isn't all kinds of whacky in one way or another. Maybe it's me that's whacky. Who knows. I guess it wasn't meant to be. I like the thought of it, though.
I pointed out to a girl on Twitter who wanted me to comment on a snapshot of a derogatory tweet she was sent that it wasn't adding up. The username of the "hater" led to an account that only followed her and some generic accounts that Twitter assigns to new accounts now and then. Plus, the only tweets the "hater" made were to her. No other tweets nor retweets, for that matter. I tried to explain to her that it kind of pointed in the direction that she was making this all up. She asked me "what my problem was" and I said I don't like being part of sympathy cons. Then she said she had proof that her story was true because the account had been suspended because she reported it. I looked. It was gone. The only problem is when an account gets suspended, it clearly states the account was suspended. But, if you simply close it/delete it, then the account just disappears, which is what it did. As in, the odds that she deleted an account she created were pretty darn high. After I mentioned that, she blocked me. So what's my point here? Don't fall for this shit, and don't be a cheerleader for chicks online. It's a ding-dong move and sure to backfire in the end.
I actually went to a hotel today. Haven't done that in a while. Kind of like I'm cheating on a husband. What I'm really trying to do is get myself stuffed full of dick without having to worry about people listening and knocking on my bedroom door. I did get stuffed full of dick. Several times. I even sunk Bob's cock balls deep in my ass. It wasn't easy, and I admit I was uncomfortable sometimes. Actually, I was uncomfortable the entire time. His dick is stupidly long and fatter than most. I would suspect he was touching my stomach with the head of his cock. But as difficult as it was, it was a turn-on. He wanted to go balls deep in my ass and kept asking to do it. I want to make his cock happy so today seemed like the day to make it happen. It took about ten minutes to get it in me till he had nothing left to give. Once he got it there, he left it there and kissed the back of my neck for a few minutes. Then he fucked my ass like it was my pussy. I fingered myself, and it was an extremely good cum. Different, very intense, like I could feel it shocking my heart but in a good way. I am already thinking about doing it again. He came with his dick buried all the way, and oddly enough, no jizz ever came out. I can feel it, but it's not dripping or anything. Kind of cool, I guess. It must be that deep in my ass. I know I'll get it out in an hour or two, but you don't need details on that. In the end, pun intended, I feel pretty much wrecked down there. I think I like it, though. No matter what, my trips to the bathroom will be very different for the next few days. I'm just saying.
I know, no tits. But I find the world around me fascinating, so bummer for you, I shove this crap down your throat instead of me sucking a cock. Don't worry. I'll be sucking cock and taking anal creampies for you tomorrow. Until then enjoy what is left of what used to be my almost private beach access as very few people used it. It's pretty much my backyard. At least the steps are still there. I think this was Thursday afternoon right after the tail end of all of it.
I wanted to give Connor a handjob this morning before he left to open his store up. I was drinking my morning coffee when I saw him goofing around with his car, and I just got the urge to hold his dick in my hand. It's annoyingly strong. It's like a song stuck in my head. I could go for a fuck but right now, jerking him off seems more satisfying. I get this way. It's enjoyable. I don't have much to do, and if I can make him feel good, that makes me feel good. Not to mention the whole "I have kids 15 yrs older than you" thing has been working hard on me lately. As in, it's constantly making me wet. Anyway, I went over to talk to Connor and had it in my head that I was going to empty his testicles for him this morning. It didn't happen. I forget about his grandparents watching me out the window. Surely they aren't going to be happy if Connor takes me back to his room while they're home. We have never tried, but I'd be okay with it. Connor, however, is pretty touchy about what his grandparents are exposed to when it cums to me. Even that turns me on, though. I like the way they look at me in that severely disapproving way. They know I'm having their grandson pump his sperm into my body on a regular basis. I wonder if they know he's fucking my ass. I bet they don't. I wonder if they know sometimes he fucks me so good I can't stand up for a few minutes. I would be proud of him if he were my grandson. I'm just saying.
Then there are my old guys. I wish I could keep Connor to myself, but he just isn't going to fill the spot. He's good, I love him to death, but he's 19. Try spending an hour or more listening to a 19 yr old. It's hard to do. Sometimes when he's sharing his life experiences in a never-ending loop, I just slip his dick in my mouth to break his train of thought. The upside is I get to suck on a fresh 19 yr old cock, and his ability to speak is limited when his dick is slipping down my throat. Here's the thing. The kink factor in a 19 yr old vs. a 50 plus yr old is wildly different. 19 yr olds just want to empty the jizz out of their balls as often as possible. Stick it in me, pump me full, rinse, repeat. Try sticking a finger up a 19 yr olds ass, though. It most likely isn't happening. They aren't really open to new things. To them, if I ride them on top, they just conquered the universe. Scott, who's 55, is relatively open to most things. He didn't use to be. He left me because I cheated on him more than a few times. I pretty much cheated our entire marriage. I was a bad wife. But our sex together was always better than good. I always wanted the guys I cheated on him with to be better at getting me off, but that often wasn't the case. So, we fucked a lot. I got a bit out of hand with his friends and employees, and I shouldn't have. It was a bit humiliating for him to go to work, and everyone there would know I got an anal creampie in our garage from his employee during a company party. The truth is I let my pussy get out of control. It causes me to make bad choices. But the older he got, the more he came over to the dark side. I like the dark side. "Scott, I'm your slut-wife. Join me on the dark side." Star Wars thing there. I got to run. People are piling around everywhere in my house. It's funny. I live on the beach and got zero flooding. They live inland 5 miles and were pretty much boating in their living room a few days ago. Go figure.
So, we had a little storm here named Ian. He did pretty well. Fucked some shit up. Literally destroyed my sex life. Except for Connor. He braved the hurricane and ran across the street, approximately 50 yards at the most, pumped my ass full of sperm, and then ran back home. That was fun. Short, about ten minutes, but I came so hard I thought there was a hurricane in my guts. I ended up fixing things blowing around in my yard with his jizz drooling out of my asshole. I liked that. I liked that very much. It's a beautiful feeling having jizz leak out of me. It makes me feel so... I don't know... wholly fucked. I haven't been laid since. It's late Monday, and the last cock I had in my guts was last Thursday afternoon. I can assure you there is no more Connor sperm left in my ass. It's dry as a bone.
Anyway. The storm. Hurricanes are always a pain in the ass. They are what they are, and if you can't figure them out, you probably have no place living where they occur. Still, it's human nature to think we always have it under control even when we don't. Lots of my friends did just that. Now I have them staying with me because they absolutely didn't prepare for anything. So, with that said, bare with me. I have to post when my house isn't Grand Central Station. On top of that, I have kids running around, which makes things even harder. Not an excuse. I will post, but it will be at odd times. The thing that bugs me the most is that I now have people asking me where I'm going and what I'm doing. It's kind of hard to say I'm on my way to see Bob so I can beg him to turn me into a dick receptacle. How I wish I were on my way to see Bob. His place is goofed up as well, so he's at home with the family. I have no idea how long I will have house guests, but I suspect it will be for at least a week from today, if not longer. So, road trip! I can't take it. I am used to peace and quiet, so I am heading out and up North with one dog and Scott. I will be doing lots of good stuff on the way, and at the places I stop at. Why a road trip? I have free live-in dog sitters for the other three! That doesn't come along to often, so I'm taking full advantage of it! I am looking forward to some road head and some passenger seat masturbation. I will video it!
Happy Milf Monday, your favorite milf is back and ready to have some fun 😜
Unfortunately my power went out again but it's back on to stay, fingers crossed and legs spread Wide open 😈 Hope you have a great day and I'll catch you all later 👄
I was going to write a rant of all rants about several people who are angry with me for not answering DMs yesterday. But then I thought about how I was able to get my 16ft double gate back up and working better than ever after it leaned over into my front bumper on my Jeep from 90mph plus sustained winds. Not one dollar was spent doing it. Just a drill, shovel, a smasher, and some fine lumber floating ashore. Plus a little awkward engineering. One rich persons destroyed dock is another porn chicks gate repair. Hard to be angry when things come together like that. Not to mention recycling at it's finest. Side note... Hurricanes are a lumber buffet if you are willing and able to drag it ashore.
Hello everyone thought I would update you real quick. Just got my power back on as well as my internet. Like an hour ago. Quite the storm and it sat on top of me for a day and a half. My house is still standing. I love this tank I call home. Lots of people around me didn't do so well but we will figure that out together. Anyway, hurricane 🌀 number nine for me is in the books. I will get back to posting tomorrow so see you then 👍😉
So I went out to lunch with Scott today. While we were at the restaurant, some guy and his friends showed up and introduced themselves. He was a decent-looking guy. That's not what piqued my interest. I'm terrible. I shouldn't even be telling you this, but it is what it is. Scott and this guy, Terry, don't like each other. At all. They regularly compete for the same contracts, and Terry has the upper hand. He boasted in front of me and rubbed it in Scott's face how he was so busy. I should hate Terry. But I don't. Now all I can think about is letting Terry fuck me in the ass after Scott loses another contract to him. Terry would do it too, and that is just making me wet as fuck. I envision Terry, Scott's worst enemy, defeating him so soundly that Scott will lose his company, his lifestyle, and everything that was once his is now Terry's. When he comes home to the one person he thinks will make him feel better, I will be bent over the couch with Terry's cock pumping in my ass, making me, and Scott as well, his bitch. The ultimate victory. Making his once proud rival thoroughly conquered and turning me into his own personal cock whore as well. Why does that turn me on so much? I don't know. But it does. I need this to happen. It's eating at me so hard that it's making me nervous. Wonder if Scott would appreciate this fantasy of mine? Probably not. Man. I want Terry to plaster my ass with his sperm so bad now. Then make Scott clean it up. Like I said. I'm terrible. I have awful thoughts and fantasies, but I can't help it. It turns me on. Feel free to send me scolding comments. I deserve it.
Dogs dig hurricanes. I couldn't get mine out of the ocean.
Why didn't I get anything done today? I don't know. I am a fantastic multitasker on paper. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. One would think I would get more done.
In case you were wondering, I'm still stuck on getting ass fucked by Terry. How can I make this happen? Dammit! Why ass fucked? I don't know. It seems more like a defeat to me. For Scott, that is. I would think guys would be more upset if their chicks got ass fucked than pussy fucked by their rivals. I could be wrong. What would make me upset the most if I had a chick rival? I don't know. I don't know if I would even be about it. I would probably just play along with the whole thing. Sounds fun to me. I need to learn to be jealous instead of horny. I have this odd theory about dicks. When I fuck a dick, it just happens to be my turn to get that dick in my guts. It could very possibly be someone else's turn the next day. It doesn't belong to me or anyone else, for that matter.
Did you ever have that awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is, "Act natural. You're innocent." I hate that.
Yes, it's a hurricane. Yes, my 75 yr old house is on the beach. Yes, it's windy. Yes, it's raining. No, it's not the end of the world. Oddly enough, the planet has somehow survived a zillion years of these things. I have been through more than most. We shall get through this one. You can run and hide and or you can be part of it and enjoy it. I choose the latter.
Happy Hump Day or as I like to call it, Wide Open Wednesday 😜Anyway just wanted to Pop in and say, Hi and let you know what I am up to today, Just hanging out and trying to keep my outdoor stuff from blowing away😉 Hope you are having an awesome day. Catch ya all later 👄
What is my favorite thing to do sexually? Give blowjobs in cars. It just is. There is something about finishing a hard cock off in my mouth while driving down the road. I could suck a dick for days in a car, and I've tried. I like car fucking. I wish I had a car fucker partner. I don't. I need one. I know some of you are like, "What? What do you get out of sucking a dick, whether in a car or not?" I don't know. What do you get from eating me out until I can't breathe anymore? A thrill. That's what you get. I'm a chick. I'm kind of gay, but dick is my go-to. I like dicks just like you like pussies. There is a vast thrill level to putting a cock in my mouth. It's amplified when it's twitching around in my throat while we go down the parkway. So, that's my favorite. I'm sticking to it. Believe me, if it were getting canyoned out by a massive dick, I would tell you that. Not that I don't love being turned into an echo chamber... I just like the taste of cock in a car a little better.
These are the first pics ever taken after getting my last boob enlargement. I think around 2013. They were still shiny. Brings new meaning to the term shiny and new! I have new stuff today, but I have to pick up all my outdoor stuff before it blows around the yard.
What am I going to do about the hurricane? Nothing. I'm not going to buy water, and I'm not going to buy toilet paper. I'm going to get my lawn chair and an American flag and sit outside and watch it roll on by, just like the last 9 hurricanes. The world has survived a zillion hurricanes. It will survive this one. Sure, some folks will get zapped. However, the Surgeon General has warned that living on the planet earth can and will cause death and generally be hazardous to your health. Duly noted. Now hand me a Bud Light, and let us kick the tires and lite the fire. You are going to hear a ton of stories. 99 out of 100 of them will be bullshit. The 1 true one will be tragic enough to make up for the rest.
I thought of a bumper sticker I want to have made for all the new Floridians that have flocked from up north. It should read as follows. "Honk if you are a complete fucktard" Then I'll stay stopped at green lights and answer emails. It should be fun.
If you think about it, bikinis are stupid. Guys only look at the parts that are covered.
Someone asked me what I hate the most about Twitter/Instagram/TikTok. It's easy. Motivational/inspirational quotes. I guess I feel like if you can't figure this shit out on your own... they aren't going to help. Most of these things are about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds. Common sense should have already beat that inspiration quote to the table. I don't know. Then again, TikTok is so mindless. The wanton display of "look at me!!! Look at me!!! I'm so special." has started to repulse me. Sure it helps if it's a hot chick, but still, it's so mindless. I think I have said this before. You can get back many things in life, but the time you waste on Tik Tok being sold on pure bullshit and clickbait is gone forever.
I guess I waste your time as well. Oh well. At least I'm not bullshitting you and trying to empty your wallet at every turn, and I try not to act like I'm the smartest person in the room because I'm not. There is none of this "I love you so much" crap, and I don't think I talk down to you as if you are stupid. Why? Because you're not. Well, someone challenges that statement every now and then, but for the most part, you all are decent with me. I mean, you send me dick pics and cool messages, so what more could a girl ask for? Anyway, I'm surprised I don't annoy more of you than I do.
Back from Bob and I have a belly full of jizz swimming around. I just burped, and I could taste him. Now I want him again. Even more, than I did earlier. My poor pussy is cock free for the day, but my mouth... well, it's on cock overload. I went to his office. He is now running a solar company. Quite a few people there answering phones and such. I had to wait for him to come out and get me, which was kind of an anxious ride on its own. When I got into his office, he had a call on hold. He answered it and waved me over. He talked to his customer while I unzipped him, pulled his cock out, and with just his dick sticking out of his pants, I sucked him from soft to hard. His dick is too big to suck more than about a quarter of it comfortably, but that's a problem I can live with. After he hung up the phone, he whispered instructions. I love that. Nothing makes me hotter than to have a cock in my mouth and to be given instructions on exactly how to suck it properly. He had me spend a lot of time licking and sucking the underside of the head of his cock. He got super sexy and told me to stroke it and then told me to tell him that I belonged to him. I told him I belonged to him. I do. I do whatever he wants. I can't help it. I don't want to stop. He pulled his dick away and told me to beg for his cock. I am proud to say I prayed for his cock like the cock starved whore I am. No hesitation at all to plead for the pleasure of sucking his cock. He let me put it back in my mouth, and I went to town on it. He pulled it back out and made me beg for his "sperm." He told me to use the term "sperm" because that's what he likes to hear. He said if I sucked him off without gagging, he would put it in me next time and breed me. I resumed sucking his cock, and he gave no warning when he was cumming. I only knew when the first rope hit the back of my throat. I just swallowed with each pump of jizz. Easy peasy. Straight down. Not even a hint of a gag. It would have been impossible for him to have enough cum in his balls even to come close to making me gag. I wanted it bad, and I got it. Then he told me to suck it until it was soft, and I did. It took about five minutes, but I cleaned out all the post jizz drips right out of his cock. His dick was a dry hose when I was done. No wet spots in his pants today. He had me put his dick back in his pants, then patted me on the head, told me he would text me later, and showed me the door. Oh, man... I do love being treated like a fuck hole. It makes me so annoyingly turned on. I have to go rub one out. Between Bob and Connor today, I can't stand it anymore.
I guess I forgot to hit post on this one but better late than never! I'm going to see Bob this afternoon. I could really use him inside of me. I could really use him emptying himself inside of me. I'll settle for him just letting me suck his jizz out of his balls. I think that's all he is going to let me have today. Frustrating but kind of in a good way. I like having to beg for cock. It makes me feel alive. Honestly, it makes me feel good, and even better, it makes me drooling wet. Anyway. I'm on my way. I have to dress conservatively, he says. It's an office environment, he says. We shall see how conservative he is when his sperm is sliding down my throat. I wish Bob would just leave his wife and move in with me. I know, they have been married for like 6 months, but I think it's time he puts his cock in my guts full time. I could go for that. I'd marry him. I wouldn't be faithful. But, if it meant my insides get rearranged nightly by his cock, I'd say, "I do." He says his wife wants sex every other week. She's a moron. He has a once-in-a-lifetime dick. She should be inhaling his sperm in all her holes daily. What a waste of a magical penis. He is an asshole but still... that cock of his. It makes his personality all better. Anyway, I'm off to inhale what his wife won't, so catch up with you in a bit.
Nothing like making a guy's testicles sperm free at 7:30 am. I'm just saying. I saw Connor out of my window getting ready for work, so I waved him over to see if he wanted to stop by tonight. One thing led to another, and I had a 19 yr old penis in my mouth. He kept saying he was late, but I kept his dick in my mouth. Then he shut up, his dick swelled in my mouth, and I felt that familiar pump, so I drank the first two ropes and drained the rest on my tits. Talk about a bit of cream with your coffee. I pat him on his ass, pulled his pants off, and sent him to work like I was sending him off to catch the bus for school. Holy hell, I'm horny as fuck right now, and I love it. It's the best anti-aging cream around. I feel like I'm 19.
I texted Bob to see if he could fit me into his busy schedule today. He hasn't texted back as of yet. He has his own office now. I would love just to show up and kneel before his big magical dick and kiss it until it feeds me. I also texted Scott. It would be even hotter after feeding on Bob's cock if he put his dick in me and stirred all that sperm up in my belly. It could be an epic day.
Ever wonder what goes through people's minds when they buy all the toilet paper in the store because a hurricane is coming? Same thing with the water. Guess what? Water lines don't blow down, and you have a bathtub. Fill it up if you are that panicked. If your house blows away, so will your water and toilet paper. I'm just saying. Plus... what's the first thing people bring to a disaster? Water. Lots and lots of water. Don't be a dick. Leave the toilet paper on the shelf, and as awful as it sounds, fill up your water requirements from your tap. I don't know what the problem with tap water is. I use a Britta and Zero water, and I have more water that tastes better than bottled water than I could possibly drink. The Britta is way faster, but the Zero gets it all. In case you were wondering.
Let me give you some insider information. I got my insides pumped full of Connor's ball juice. Talk about delicious. Fuck. I love that feeling. From the time I feel his cock start twitching and pumping to 4 hours later when I feel him still leaking out of me in slow drips. I can't feel it now, but I watched him go to work out the window, and now all I can think about is his cock drowning my insides in his sperm. It's like when a song gets stuck in your head. Just replace the song with a cock pumping sperm in me. I have too much to do today to sit around and masturbate all morning. Damn you, Connor, and your impossible cum dumps. Fuck it. I have to rub one out. Enjoy the pics, and let me know what you think!
