Good Morning, here's a photo set with a little video intro. Do you know what would make me happy? Sit back, relax, and rub one out. That would put a smile on my face.
2022-06-25 15:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post
See, I told you I wear my outfits out and about 😜 now tip me so I can keep on tipping 👍😜
2022-06-24 20:49:56 +0000 UTC View PostSo, check this post. It's kind of odd but I wanted you to see my pussy talking to you. It kind of looks like it does. I like to be real so when I post a rub out video, I post real ones. I like the way you can see me start dripping. No cuts to shove water in me, no fake squirts, just straight-through till the magic happens! It makes me want to do it all over again 😜😜
2022-06-24 16:43:04 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Friday. It feels like a good day for a strange cock to make its way inside me. I don't know why. I just feel like slipping a new dick into me. I put this video because I remember how hot it was when Boyd was a new cock. I used to drool thinking about him emptying his testicles inside of me. Which he did in this video. Anyway, I got to get better at finding new dick. I may be a bit overpowering, but I hate waiting. I don't want to do the whole date thing. I just want them to put their dick in me. I guess I watch too much porn. I want it to go just like porn. You know, five minutes from the time we introduce ourselves to the time his dick is pumping sperm inside of me. Where are the guys who are good with that? Dammit. I really am in the mood for dick at the moment. I'm thinking of driving by Wilsons in my Jeep and a sling bikini, hopefully attracting a specific person's attention. Probably a goofy move that won't work but the hornier I get, the better the plan sounds. It brings new meaning to the term "Sex drive." @boydbanksxxx
2022-06-24 13:04:34 +0000 UTC View PostIt's clit jockstrap. Bet you never saw one of those before... I'm just saying. Quick note, the sound is there, but you have to turn it up all the way. I put the camera in a waterproof case, which kind of killed the volume. There isn't much to say about this post other than I worked myself up pretty good and then made this entirely off-the-wall video of me rubbing one out while my pussy looked like it was a fish out of water gasping for air. First, the pool video with the clit jockstrap... watch the video, you will see it, and then I'll post the gasping pussy next, so keep an eye out for it! It's not great photography. I had a friend over. He is not super sexually experienced and was quite excited by the entire thing. To the point, he blew his sperm all over my bedspread without being touched, even by himself. I like that. It's the thought that counts.
2022-06-23 21:36:33 +0000 UTC View PostGoing Commando, hitting the jeep in Cammo, hope all the studs with hard dicks can still see me. Just saying. Fuck me. I'm topped off with three loads of jizz in the last 24 hours. One might say I am overflowing with sperm. I doubt you ever do it, but I taste myself now and then. I taste like ball chowder. I like that. Yeah, you should probably start running right now. I'm definitely a bit out of whack. I have green toes now. I changed the colors on my toenails. I know. Another thing you were dying to hear. I did hit on the lady doing my toes. She either didn't understand me or pretended not to, so I would leave her alone. You will have these things. I could use a solid gay girlfriend, though. I am so in the mood for licking a musty box. The thought of it makes me slippery. The Tik Tok. It must go. Kids seem to think that the Tik Tok is the real world. Dancing around like a ding dong is not how the actual world works. It requires hard work. Why am I saying this? I just ran into a 14 yr old who doesn't know how to tie his own shoes, and he thinks that's okay. It's not. Plus, have you seen the fucking nutballs on there? Most seem to be teachers dead set on discussing sex with kids. Maybe this is why kids can't tie their own shoes. Look, the world is not fuzzy bunnies and fluffy clouds. It never will be. It would be nauseating if it were. You will stub your toe now and then. Whether or not you get PTSD from it is somewhat an indicator of your character. I'm just saying. This is your pretentious lecture from a porn ho who eats sperm on Onlyfans. Just what you wanted to read. Now go stub your toe and laugh it off.
2022-06-23 17:57:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate when the phone rings and I'm sucking cock. It's annoying. I'm just saying. I need a message just for that... " I can't cum to the phone, but I can cum with the cock in my mouth so call me back." I drank a load of sperm before 7 am this morning. I must remember how much jizz Connor's testicles can manufacture and deliver. I actually spilled some and coughed some ball slime up my nose. Now I can not only taste it... I can smell it, and it's almost 2 hours later. It's making me wet. Or that could be the leftover jizz in my cunt from the two loads he dumped in me last night. Probably a mix of both. Do any of you cucks want to cum over and do a taste test? I know you do! You kinky bastards. I know one for sure...and no, Matt, I won't mention your name. Oops. I just did. 😉💦🍆 Anyway, Connor actually stayed the night. If his grandparents didn't know the crazy MILFy lady across the street was getting knocked up by their beloved grandson... they probably do now. That turns me on. Hell, everything about Connor turns me on. 19, tight-bod with balls that hold a gallon of sperm at any given time. His dick is okay. Nothing spectacular but definitely good enough, and he's learning how to use it. He doesn't snore. I like that. I probably do, but it's my bed, so I make the rules. He woke up with his dick in my mouth, so I'm sure he isn't complaining. It was all withered and soft and still crusty from pumping 2 loads of semen into me last night. I could taste his cum and myself on his dick. That just drives on even harder. His cock hardened right up as I cleaned it up for him. We didn't even say a word this morning. He woke up and put his hands on my shoulders as I worked his cock with my mouth. Five minutes later, his hips rose and stiffened, and his balls sucked inside of him. Then his dick started jerking around in my mouth and flooded me with sperm. I thought it would be a small load because the first pump was weak, and not much ball chowder came out. It was like the third or fourth pump, and sperm just started pouring out. It caught me by surprise, and I ended up trying to breathe his jizz. That didn't work, so I hacked all while trying to keep the cum in my mouth, which meant it came out my nose. Here I am, a 55 yr old lady with a 19 yr old dick in my mouth blowing sperm out of my nose. Fuck, I love being me. I'm just saying. Yes, someone did call me while I was sucking Connor's testicles empty of jizz. She wanted a ride. Her battery was dead. I didn't answer, but I did call her back. She said I sounded "stuffed up." I said, "I kind of am, but you don't want to know." We left it at that.
2022-06-23 12:52:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I am a dirty old lady. I watched a 19 yr from my window as he went to work, and I ended up touching myself. Fuck me. I have turned into that person. Oh well. Things could be worse. I could be a fat, ratchety old lady yelling at people for letting their dogs crap on my lawn. Instead, I'm getting ass fucked by the kid across the street and yelling at him if he doesn't put his dick inside me enough. Funny how life turns out. Now I'm thinking of what I'll wear out and about today. It's getting fun wearing skimpier and skimpier outfits. I like going out alone in them and watching the reaction. It makes me drip, and like yesterday, I end up rubbing one out thinking about it. I need my oil changed. I need a suitable outfit for that excursion. I'll pick one out and show you, so let me know what you think. I may wear the one from yesterday. Cam shows. Yes, I do them. I am not on any cam site. I'm not too fond of cam sites. Never have been. As you know, I wouldn't say I like doing things that aren't real or fun. These cam sites, at least to me, are as fake as something could possibly get and, again, for me, are painfully tedious. Sitting in a virtual room trying to trick someone into going private or whatever it is they do these days isn't my thing. It would be impossible for me to be turned on, and I'm not sticking anything inside me if I'm not turned on. Yes, I do cam shows but only on Skype and Duo and offer only one show. It's 15 minutes, $75, and it works for me. I frustrate some of you because I don't do them all the time. I'm not going to. If I'm not turned on, not capable of cumming, I'm doing them. The money isn't that important. I'm not fucking up my sex life for $75 bucks. I know, "What does that even mean, Brooke? You're not going to fuck up your sex life by camming?" I'll tell you. I adore having a massive sex drive. I don't particularly appreciate pumping the brakes on said sex drive. Camming and putting on a fake performance ends my sex drive, sometimes for days. It's that simple. If I do a cam show, it's because I not only want to do it, I expect to get myself off, even if I have to finish after the show. So, yes, I get it. Cam shows are wildly popular. Even I like to see them. I just don't like being the performer who has to perform when the bell rings. Complete mood killer. Hope that makes sense. Just know that if and when I do a cam show with you, it's because I'm counting on you helping me get off. The pressure is on. I should be paying you!
2022-06-22 19:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, finding cock was harder than expected and things didn't go as planned so I had to take things into my "own hands" so to speak. I'll let the video do the talking on this one!
2022-06-21 23:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostReal quick, a progress update on the day. Please review, rub one out, and resume your normal daily activities. 😉💦🍆
2022-06-21 17:12:02 +0000 UTC View PostI like Twitter. Not because I peddle my pussy on there. I mean, that's okay. I like it for the porn. And the comments. Not the cheerleader comments that every porn chick gets. Those annoy me. I get it. You like my tits, but I'm not correct on everything I ever say, so call me a tard when I act like one... and we all do. Back to the porn. I am absolutely addicted to the porn. Not in a creepy way. Well, maybe. But you get the idea. I see something one day I don't like, think about, then I end up not just liking it but wanting to do it. Exactly how I got into ass sex so many years ago. I was horrified when I watched a chick get a dick in her ass in the mid-'80s in one of those classic porn videos. Then I was intrigued. Then I had a dick in my ass probably a couple of dozen times before I even made it to my first day of college at the age of 18. Getting guys to stick their dick in my ass back in the 80s was hard to do. It creeped them out. We didn't use fingers. That seemed worse. Forget getting someone to stick their tongue up my ass. That wasn't even on the table. I do remember the first time a guy I was going steady with put his dick inside my asshole. It was a shock. It hurt, but I somehow knew it would accommodate his cock, and after a minute of probably just his head in my asshole, I came. Then he came. Then we couldn't find his sperm. It wouldn't come out. I remember asking him if his testicles worked properly, and he wasn't sure if they did or not. Then a drop of ball chowder started dripping out, and we knew we had completed a successful ass fucking. I think we high-fived each other. I also found out for the first time the gloriousness of having lumps of sperm in my colon greasing my every move. I went home and masturbated in front of one of those cheap full lenght door mirrors in my bedroom, looking at my occasional sperm-dripping asshole. It was on from there. I had my boyfriend's dick buried in my ass almost daily. But he was small, and I wanted to know what it was like to have a bigger one. So I cheated. I did find a bigger one, convinced him to do it, and found out I like smaller dicks in my ass. It was good, but I couldn't just get my ass pounded as I wanted. It had to be slow and easy, and I couldn't bottom it out. That changed over the years, but still, I prefer the smaller dicks for ass fucking. Connor is about as much as I can comfortably handle without restrictions. As always, what is my point? Porn is good. It brought ass sex into my life. Without it, I doubt I would have started. The thought of it was awful. Seeing it at first wasn't horrible like I thought it would be, but it didn't look great. But after thinking about it and running it through my mind... it got amazingly appealing. After doing it... I am a massive fan of sperm lumps deposited in my asshole. I'm just saying. I have pegged guys, but they aren't as big of fans about it. I liked strapping on and fucking guys but the ones that did like it, that's all they wanted to do... every damn time. I told the last guy just go find a boyfriend. Quit messing around. He complained he wasn't gay. I told him it didn't matter. Technically a dick in the ass doesn't make you gay. That's a sexual turnon, aka kink. What makes you gay is wanting to kiss and hold hands while walking in the park. Other than that, you just like having a dick in your ass. I'm not judging. I'd join if both guys were hot. I've never tried it, and it's not high on my list, but I'd do it if the situation presented itself. He found a guy, and they banged each others ass's until they whistled while they walked. I have no idea what became of them. Maybe they still are. Perhaps he was gay, and they got married. Who knows. I'm rambling. I do prefer my guys more chick oriented... I'm selfish. I like them paying more attention to me than a cock.
2022-06-21 15:48:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, a lot of pics of a lot of tits, bush, and ass being licked. I went all the way back to 2012 and pulled these beauties out for you. It's with @hotwiferio , one of the few MILF's in the industry that is an actual MILF that walks the walk that she talks... I'm just saying. Good friend, always fun to be with! Let me know what you think!
2022-06-20 16:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Look how big my clit is.... in case you were wondering if I was horny or not... I think that question is answered. Now if you would kindly either lick that fucker till I drool girl goo all over your tongue or stick a dick in me. Your choice. I'm just saying.
2022-06-18 22:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I am wearing this out on a go-find cock mission. Cock shall be found. My ass demands it. I will be fucked in the ass, and if not the ass the mouth by the end of the night. That is my mission. I won't fail. Just saying. Come on Daytona Beach, be good to my ass. Give me just one hot stud around 20 and let him slip it my ass... is that asking for too much?
2022-06-18 22:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe pink mechanic dress. I don't fix anything but I do change fluids... just saying. Payment will be made in the form of sperm in my box. Actually, I'm getting away with murder because I would have let me spray paint my insides with man chowder even if he didn't fix the Jeep. I could fix the Jeep. I like fixing the Jeep. I just like playing the part. It turns me on. Makes the sex all that much better. Woe is me, I'm the helpless lady. Change my fuel filter and I'll drain your testicles for you! Seems like a fair trade doesn't it? I think so. Actually, I'm winning in this whole thing... if he gets me off. If he doesn't get me off he is going to end up rebuilding the engine. That's how it works. I better get bred properly dammit! This isn't life alert No "oops, sorry, I came, and now I've fallen and can't get up." If you can't get up then you going down. Again, just saying.
2022-06-18 17:31:13 +0000 UTC View PostSo how quickly a dick has found its way into my mouth. I meant to say how quickly things have changed, but I ended up going with the dick-in-the-mouth thing instead. Anyways, here is a pretty good video. It could have been better if he didn't finger smudge the lens, but you will have these things when you film real people having sex. Check it out, and let me know what you think. I got so much going on that I will get you the back story tonight. I have more posts, but they will be short and sweet but still good to eat!
2022-06-17 19:21:09 +0000 UTC View PostEven if the following is weird, don't worry. I got good vagina breeding spank material for you shortly! Once in a while, I feel like I have to tell you the straight story. Not many will do it, but I will. Why? Because I am a colossal porn lover. I want to be in it and part of it in any way that I can as long as you will have me. So, I made a new rule. It has been bugging people, and they are starting to buzz about it. I will no longer actually have sex, as in intercourse, on video with anyone that is not someone I consider a boyfriend, which, as you know, is any number of guys. The good news is that 3 of my boyfriends at the moment are up to having sex with a video camera on for you to see. I can't use the actual names, but you can figure them out. Anyway, why Brooke? Why would you do that? Because the sex is so dismally awful that it ruins sex with my actual boy toys. I know. It looks like a fucktastic time on video. It's not. It's bad sex. I don't have time for bad sex. I have guys/boyfriends right now that fuck me stupid, just like I should be. In contrast, every time I shoot a video with one of these content creators, it takes me two weeks to get my sex drive back. That isn't good at all, so fuck that a thousand ways to Sunday. Anyway, I have been doing this for several months now, and my sex life is on such a high note there is zero chance I will ever go back to dealing with "content creators." Why? You ask... because I like waking up horny. I like walking through Target thinking about how I would like to fuck the kid stocking the shelves or lick the girl ringing me out. What does this mean to you? Zero. It's probably a windfall for you as I will probably make a ton more videos now that I have dumped this dismal practice of making "content." What you will see now will be exactly what you see. 2 people fucking because they want to cum, and the camera was added for fun because it turned us on knowing you would see it. Look, I'm not outing one or telling a trade secret, and I will shoot videos with content creators, but on my terms, and I am happy to video blowjobs, handjobs, titty fucking, and other cool things. I enjoy that. I sit awake thinking about making those videos, and my box soaks my bed. The only pressure I have is waiting to shoot the videos. It doesn't matter to me how the video turns out. I still got to do something I love doing. I also got a video that I can watch by myself later for rub-out sessions and share with you to see what your dick thinks about it. When you see a dick emptying sperm in me, it's a breeding from a boyfriend, not a content creator. By not fucking content creators, my boyfriends will be the beneficiary of my horny vagina, as will you. No more wasting it on a crappy content creator video. I'll step aside and let the pros have it while I continue to fuck myself silly. Seems like a solid plan to me. I'm just saying. Why do I need to tell you this? It seems to be raising a lot of eyebrows, and you may or may not hear how that fucking crazy "Brooke Tyler" is at it again, doing her own damn thing." We only live once, man, I need it to be the best it can be, and good sex seems to be a big part of my happiness, so I'm going with what works. So that you know, for me, sex with regular dudes has always been a thousand times better and so much more exciting than with any porn guy. Don't fall for the hype. I prefer you over them, no questions asked.
2022-06-17 17:12:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are about 30 pics of tits, clits, and muscles, all oiled up. Add your own oil as desired. Good morning. I didn't get any strange cock yesterday... but today is looking up, both for the new and untested cock and my box. I am seeing him, aka Colt...which isn't his real name as I just applied a corny porn name to him, at 3 today at Jimmy Hula's, so hopefully, I will be getting a fat dick in my hula hoop. Man, I sound like a tard with porn on my mind. Probably because I am a tard with porn on my mind. I'm getting to be a creepy old lady. I wake and get all excited thinking about an 18 yr old pumping me full of jizz. Then I start touching myself, and things rapidly spin out of control after that. I often wonder if I am the only one who gets that annoying buzz in their head that screams go out, get a dick in your guts and make him do his best to knock you up. I probably am. I might need some therapy and medication. No, no, I don't. Being reasonable, sure, I'm a bit of a cock addict. But, no drugs, no alcohol is ever involved. Hell, I don't even drink or use anything ever. It just doesn't do anything for me. Sex is my drug, I guess. Fuck, I'll shut up. I'm getting way off base here. Anyway. Let's hope I at least get to suck this kid's testicles empty today. Sucking him off sounds really good for some reason. I just want to be on my knees, looking into his eyes as I swallow his sperm. Dammit. I'm turning my vagina into a puddle thinking about this. I'll let you know. There is this vast fascination with people wanting to know my political leanings. I don't have any. I just go with whoever I think has good ideas. Have I been wrong? Of course, we all have. I wasn't wrong this time, though. It's self-evident how correct I was. Yay for me! Not really. I'm eating the shit sandwich just like everyone else. It shall pass, and shortly, it will be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for all... unless they run out, which these days, who knows? They just might. If they do, we will all go on a diet, and I don't know about you, but when I'm hungry, I can fuck like a rabbit!
2022-06-16 12:49:38 +0000 UTC View PostConnor definitely drowned my insides this afternoon in testicle chowder. No doubt. I'm still leaking. I love leaking. It makes me feel, I don't know, like a complete and total woman. It's been a while. He's been away at his parents for a bit. I have missed my little Connor and his 19 yr old penis. I have really missed the massive sperm drownings he supplies me with. Fuck, I like this kid. Connor makes me want to give up Bob so I can spend more time with Connor's dick. Bob is easy to give up. It's his dick that I am having a hard time letting go of. I don't know that I can. He uses it so well and does things to me with it that make me drool. But Connor is so nice and willing to learn, and he cucked my last boyfriend so perfectly that I want to go all high school and just go steady with him. Today was just bliss with Connor. He almost made me cum from sucking my clit. He was right there, and then he switched it up and started licking my pussy. Rule number one. Steady as she goes. If a girl is moaning and groaning, you are doing it right. Please don't change it up unless she tells you to. But then he started licking my ass, and not many 19 yr olds will do that. But Connor tongued my ass to perfection. He had a good move. He fingered my box and rubbed my clit while stretching my asshole with his tongue. It was nice. Very nice. The second he slipped the head of his dick inside my rectum, I came. Like a guy shooting his load in my hand while pulling his dick out of his pants, I shot early, and it hit hard. Didn't matter. I don't have to get anything back up. My clit stays hard and long until I say it's done. And me and my clit were far from being done. We slipped a dildo in my pussy while he fucked my ass, and again, I came. It was getting embarrassing. A 19 yr old was fucking me stupid with his dick in my ass. We kept going, and when he started painting my colon with lumpy jets of sperm, guess what happened? I came. And I drooled his nut, which feels like liquid silk in case you were wondering, down my ass crack and all over my bed. It was a huge pile of cum. It's uncanny how much jizz his testicles can barf inside of me. It's so much I want to squeeze him and never let him go because where am I going to find someone else like him? I am 55 yrs old, and I'm falling for this 19 yr old because he can fuck my ass like a god. We didn't fuck. He fucked me into an incoherent dipshit just by plowing my ass. He did get hard about 5 minutes later and asked me if I could blow him and swallow his cum. He had a specific request. He wanted me to keep my lips wrapped around the head of his dick and suck when he came. He didn't want me to take it out until I had swallowed it all. I like that. I like it when people verbalize what turns them on. It turns me on to do it for them when they do. Yet so few will actually do it. But Connor did. So I did make him wash first because I'm not that goofy, and I happily sucked his dick for 15 minutes until he unleashed another Connor-sized load of thick sperm down my throat. I didn't spill a drop and never took my lips off his cock until he told me to. Fuck, that turns me on. I'm going to think about that for a week now. I will have dick on the brain for sure. Anyway, that was my fantastic hour with Connor yesterday. I made him some tacos while his sperm greased my ass and sloshed around in my belly. That's a good day, my friends, a perfect day! Oh, man! I got a free month for an OnlyFans sub to a chick I find delicious, and fuck me, there is nothing free! It's all pay-to-see messages! Grrr!!! No wonder you guys get frustrated. You can get away with it when you are hot as she is. I'm afraid to do it. I feel like it might be bikinis and such, and I can see that on Twitter. Such is life in the world of porn.
2022-06-15 19:50:12 +0000 UTC View PostI got some solid muscle pics and oil cumming your way... Just thought I'd tell you that. Be a few hours but they will be up along with some videos and such!
2022-06-15 16:24:37 +0000 UTC View Post
So I banged Connor's dick with my ass yesterday and I have a chance to bang another guy, 20, who works at a place I frequent a lot. This is the outfit that bagged Connor for me so I'm hoping it will do the same for this guy, whose name I cannot mention at the moment. We will call him, fuck I don't know, Frank? No. How about a cool porn name. Colt. I'll use Colt today. I think he is still a free member of my site so he may be reading this. I don't want to scare him away before I even get started. Anyway, enjoy the pics and I will keep you posted.
2022-06-15 16:16:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Sweet dreams, hopefully of sucking this clit...just saying. Catch you all tomorrow!
2022-06-15 02:20:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Pics, pics, and more pics. Why? Because I like pics and I like dicks. Sometimes my pics harden dicks and that makes me happy. I'm just saying!
2022-06-14 19:58:31 +0000 UTC View PostJust reposting this, had to request to do so for someone who couldn't find it. If you haven't seen it, you will want to... I'm just saying! @robpiperxxx @sallydangelo
2022-06-14 15:59:35 +0000 UTC View PostSo, a 20 yr old chick slinging her pussy around and talking the talk tripped and fell when it came time to walk the walk. I ran into a group of guys and chicks in a few trucks on SeaBreeze Saturday. One girl, in particular, was being overly sexual and started making sexual comments and gestures toward me. I even warned her, you dance around the flame, sometimes, your hair catches on fire, and it ends up stinking pretty bad. I'm just saying. She told me and ensured everyone within earshot knew she wanted to lick my pussy. I'm not turning that down. She was thin but fucking sexy as hell. Not to mention I wanted my pussy licked. I told her I would return the favor and even offered to go first. I put her on a truck tailgate that was down and pulled her shorts down. I could see this was freaking her out. We had an audience, and though I love a crowd, lots of people freeze up in front of them. Not me, though. I started pulling her panties down, and she pulled them right back up. She kept up the show, though, and said we needed to go somewhere private. I said, cool, I'm all about that, more of you for me. I live less than 5 minutes from here. Let us pack it up and go right now. She kept up the show for another minute or two while we were walking to my golf cart and when she thought no one was watching anymore, she became this sweet little innocent kitten that didn't want to play anymore. Then out of nowhere, she starts telling me about antidepressants she's on and how she used to self-harm. She's 20. She's on pills. She was putting on a show for her friends, and now that I have called her on her antics, she is spilling all of her secrets. Or is she? Who does that with a complete stranger? I think it's how she says "no" without having to say "no." She gets the attention she wants, and then when I'm not around, she twists it as to why she didn't follow through with big game talk. So, I walked back, hung around, and blew a guy in his truck, Matt... I mentioned him in an earlier post... you know, the big guy with the small dick. I sucked him while everyone cheered the two of us on. They couldn't see us because it was high enough, but they knew what was happening. When I finished, I got a little hero cheer, and I exaggerated wiping my lips and drove around Daytona on my golf cart. Pretty good night overall. I got enough done to have a few nights of spank bank material, so all worked out in the end.
2022-06-14 15:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Daytona Truck event is over, and only one guy delivered his load down my throat, and only one girl got her feelings hurt. Who is the guy? I don't know. I think his name was Matt. I sucked his cock in his truck. He lasted about two minutes and fed me a decent load of sperm. I sucked on his dick for another couple of minutes and got all the post-drip cum out of him, so he didn't leave cum drips in his pants. I like sucking a dick soft. It just feels right and makes me happy. It's like the proper thank you and completion for allowing me to eat his nut. So how was he? His dick was tiny for such a big guy. I'm guessing 4, maybe 4 1/2 inches hard. He was huge. 6 ft 4 type big. It was a nice dick, though. Very clean, very trimmed, enjoyable to suck on. I like sucking small cocks. They fit so well in my throat and are comfortable for long, drawn-out cock sucking sessions. The oddity was his physical size. It was almost like he pissed off a spiteful magical witch, and she shrank his dick. Now he has to go through life with such a big body attached to such a small dick. Truthfully, it's kind of hot. Now I want to find a boyfriend like that. It turns me on. Matt is a one-and-done. He is back home in Georgia. I could have some serious fun with a guy like that. Just the anal sex potential is enormous. If I had a boyfriend like that, I would constantly play with his little dick. You can use a small dick like that continuously without wearing yourself out. Just so you know, dick size is great, whether large or small. Big dicks touch places inside me that little ones never will. I love that. I love the feeling of a vast dick stretching me and pushing my stomach around. I cum hard. Little dicks are more utility than they are anything else. I can do anything I want for as long as I wish without beating myself up. I cum just as hard on a 9-inch dick as I do a 4-inch dick. Unless it's a first-time fuck, then the bigger ones rule without a doubt. That is the only advantage huge dicks have over small ones. I don't know why. They just do. Disappears quickly, though. One time I had a foursome. Myself and 3 guys. 2 guys had big dicks, and the other had a small dick. But it was a mighty dick for its size. He knew it too. He had so much confidence I think he pissed off the guys with bigger dicks. I gravitated towards his dick. His dick was just more fun. It got to the point where the 2 guys with the bigger dicks were just watching as he emptied his man chowder in my ass and left them sloppy seconds. Everyone did finish, but I ended up hanging out with little dick man for the rest of the weekend because he was just more fun. We had a great time. He bred me so many times it was silly. I was dripping his sperm out of me for an entire day afterward. He ended up being married, had a bunch of kids, and was on a business trip, and that ended when he got on a plane and went home. He fibbed about all that upfront. Too bad, he was fun. We could have worked something out. Why am I telling you this? I guess because Matt made me think of him. Small dick and all of that. I think that I like Matt better because his body is so out of sync with his dick size. A guy like that... I could have some serious fun. I'm just saying. This post went on way too long. I'll tell you about the girl in my next post.
2022-06-14 11:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, guys, I fucked up and got home super late. I'm going to put all of today's posts up tomorrow along with whatever I make tomorrow as well so it will be a busy day! Even lazier, I am going to drop a picture from 2013 on you as a cheap way to buy your love. Anyway, I'm beat, I spent the entire evening with a dog, and I hate saying it because it has become self-serving, a "rescue" that weighs 50 lbs more than I do and I need some alone time if you know what I mean! So I will catch you tomorrow
2022-06-14 02:33:59 +0000 UTC View PostHere is a video of me explaining to you that I like pics. I threw a little porn in to keep it on an up note. The photos will be up in a bit. The truth is, I do like pics. I really do. I prefer pictures over videos anymore. Real photos. Not the BS edited to death and to the point that it doesn't resemble the person's body and face anymore. The real pics. I have put together a Twitter list that I go to to see chicks at their finest. They have freckles and lines, wrinkles and scars, and they are sexy as all fuck. Sure, they are height, weight, proportionate, and that helps a ton, but it pisses off a select few as well. I guess I will just be one of those horrible people who won't be told what they are supposed to like. The videos are okay. But they are even more scripted and fake than photos. Photos are often taken at actual events, so even if you pose for the pic, you are at a place you wanted to be. I like that. So if I see a real swinger chick taking two dicks, I know she's there because she wants her guts filled up with two dicks worth of sperm. Not for a paycheck. I'm tired of being one of the few who still loves the art of porn for the actual art of porn and not a salary. I don't know. I just like photos. I often rub one out to a single pic of me with a dick in me. I screenshot my videos to get the exact image I want. Yeah, I'm weird. Don't care. I enjoy it, and it isn't hurting anyone, so pfft is all I have to say. I'm just saying. Christ on a bus. I started talking about dicks and sperm, and I'm fucking sporting a chick dick. I don't have the time to do anything about it, so I guess I will wander around with a loaded pussy. I don't know about you, but it makes me antsy. I get fidgety when I'm horny, and there is nothing I can do about it. I know, think about something else. Never works. Some dude walks by, and I wonder what his dick looks like and how it would feel in my mouth. I always think of blowing a guy. The first thing that pops into my mind is popping his dick in my mouth. Eventually, it will work its way around to being inside of me, but I usually have to start at least talking to him for that to happen. Anyway, I'll catch you later!
2022-06-13 17:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
My clit was bigger than just about everyone's from the first time that the first guy ever put a finger on it. Back in the day, they used to think it was a dick when they were busy finger fucking me with my pants on. I kid you not. These photos are from 2011, I may have just started working out but obviously, I wasn't doing anything serious. So no, it's not some roid thing or super-duper trick. I was just blessed with a fucking massive juicy annoyingly horny clit. I think clit size is an indicator of sex drive. The bigger the clit, the more your dick is going to get drained. I could be wrong... but I'm not!
2022-06-13 14:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Had a busy day but not so busy I didn't snap some massive clit pics... always time for that!
2022-06-13 01:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post
