The outfit that I think caused the erection. I could be wrong, but I don't think so. Here's a weird one. I have a friend, and she has a boyfriend. They came over and got in the pool. Nothing sexual. He is not attractive at all, at least not to me. Certainly not someone who I would entertain the thought of draining his testicles for him. But then he went and got an erection in the pool. I don't know why. I don't know if it was for his girlfriend or me or both of us, but it was there. I didn't mean to look, but when I went underwater, and I wore goggles so I could see clearly, there it was. A tentpole in his pants. I checked several times. Then I found myself looking unnecessarily. Then I found myself wanting to fuck him. I know it's wrong. But now I have it in my head that I want him to put that tentpole inside me and breed me like the horny bitch in heat I am. Fuck me. Why did I say it like that? That makes it even hotter for me when I say it like that. But I don't want to fuck her over. I like her. She's a good friend. Why did that bastard have to go and get a hardon in my pool!? Now every time I see him, I will be thinking about him sticking his cock in my pussy and leaving a lump of jizz in it. Life is funny. Suddenly he is that much more attractive now. I know he is the same goofy kid he was before, but now, he's like a goofy stud kid that my pussy is drooling girl goo for. I want to give his penis a hug with my vagina, so it knows I care about it. Man... I can't do this to her. I don't even know if he would, to be truthful. He seems caught up in her. But I feel like he would. I want him to want to, if that makes sense. So that you know, this is my vagina talking right now. It has a bad habit of taking over! They are coming over tonight. I wish they wouldn't. I feel like my box might take control and get sprayed down in off-limits boyfriend sperm. I'm just saying... sometimes I lose control of it.
The best and hottest pictures, porn pics that is, that I can find are the 2000 and early 2010s swinger site photos. They are a total mess and quality-wise complete crap but fuck if they aren't fun to finger myself to. I have them in a list I have on twit, I think I named it hot tweets. One guy posts like 30 at a time like every other day. The chicks are so authentic and so hot it makes me want to go back to the swinger clubs and find them! Zero filters, zero edits, and how I long for that to make a comeback!
On a side note. Just so you know, I use absolutely no edits on these photos. Zero filters, the phone is set to zero for the smooth effect crap. I had to change it because it's set to 3 by default, that is how bad it's getting. I get hate mail from girls, many that whom you all know or heard of, for me to quit bitching about filters, that it's an artistic expression. No, no it's not. They act like I'm giving away trade secrets. I'm not, I know you guys can figure this out as most chicks don't even try to make the photos look real. Today seems to be a heavy day for complaints. So here's my answer. These filter addicts have a mental disease. These are the same ding dongs that scream about body shaming, all of that crap. As far as I'm concerned if you are knocking off 40lbs and 20 yrs of drugs/booze/smokes and just plain old forgot to work out...ever... with filters and edits, you are body shaming yourself. You are trying to portray an image that isn't real. AKA mental disorder. I'm just saying. Just so you know, I see lots of pics of me taken by other people that are over-filtered and edited. I think I look good, but I certainly don't look like that in real life. I think I look better without it. Plus it takes zero time to put the pics up when you don't edit them so there's that as well. So put the filters down, delete the creepy face/body-altering apps and step away from the camera before someone gets hurt. Most of these chicks look massively better just the way they are. I guess someone forgot to tell them that.
Bad sex and all, it's been a pretty good weekend! I have Connor all to myself tomorrow so good sex is cumming my way. I'll let you know!
A subscriber asked what the worst thing I have ever done to a boyfriend/husband was. It would be a boyfriend. I kept fucking the guy he despised the most and sucked that same guy's dick in front of some of his friends in a car. I admit the guy was a first-class asshole, but he was hot and had a big dick. Uncircumcised, but the second he got hard, the head of his fat dick would pop out, and it looked like he had been cut. It seems like the guys with massive uncut dicks are like that. They run out of skin when it grows. My boyfriend was not so good in the sack at the time, but he was trying. He would cum fast, and after he came, he was done for the day. I spent a lot of time masturbating to finish the job. The real reason, though, is it turned me on. I don't know why. It just did and still does. He introduced me to him at his office party, and 2 hours later, the guy he hated the most was pumping sperm in my ass in an outdoor shed. I didn't tell my boyfriend, but he found out a few days later when all his friends in the office informed him that his arch-nemesis was saying he fucked my ass. I actually denied it at first. But I'm a terrible liar, and I fessed up. I promised not to do it again and agreed to work on our relationship. I broke that promise more than a few times. Every time he fucked me or I sucked him off, he would tell everyone in the office, and it would get back to my boyfriend. The thing is, I wanted him to tell everyone. I liked knowing my boyfriend had to face his bully at work, knowing I couldn't say no to being bred by him. This was some time ago. I don't think cell phone cameras were a thing then. If they were, I know Ryan would have snapped pictures of his cock in my mouth and showed everyone, including my boyfriend. Too bad we didn't do that. It would have been hot. I have always wanted to do that. But, by fucking the guy he hated the most, I was actually including him in my sex life the only way I knew how. He wasn't keeping up in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. So, I took it upon myself. He should have joined in on the fun and assumed his role as my first boyfriend but second dick. I would have done terrible and delicious things to his cock daily. It would have taken the pressure off of him to perform. I would have satisfied his cock in ways he could only dream of, and all he would have had to do was sit back and enjoy the show. Sadly, he didn't think me worshiping his hated co-worker's cock was a good idea. So he dumped me. I then went out with his bully and sucked Ryan off while he was driving us home in front of his other co-workers. My now ex-boyfriend quit shortly after that sexy-ass car ride home because he didn't like the embarrassment he felt from everyone knowing his bully owned his now ex-girlfriend's pussy. That is probably the worst thing I have ever done to someone I was involved with. Should I have been nicer? Sure. But such is life, and honestly, I was in my 20's, ready for dick. He should have stepped up and owned that pussy. I'm just saying.
Connor wants to make sure that when he fucks me, he has some class about it. 18 yr olds. What are you going to do? I'm like, "Well, fuck me in the back seat of the car, blow your sperm down my throat till it runs out of my nose, but make sure you put candles in the cup holders.... you know, so it's classy and shit." Oh my god. It's one of those days, if you know what I mean.
The video is with @deauxma Why? Because I was thinking of her! We would have made a solid gay couple. I'm just saying!
A subscriber asked me what the most adventurous thing I have ever done. My guess is he was talking sexually. That's a hard one. Getting banged out by a bunch of guys at a party probably takes the cake. I think about that a lot. I would like to do it again. Who knows, maybe one day. What was exciting about that? I don't know. A lot of things. Knowing that I so turned on all those guys that they were able to get an erection in front of other people and dump sperm in my body is probably tops. The looks in their eyes when they came. Some closed them, but most of them got this unsure, frightened look like they would die when they started cumming. I love that look. I love the face after they cum and realize they are still alive. They smile and laugh and get this super confident glow about themselves. I love knowing I am the cause of that and that I can do that to them with my body. Anyway, when I stood up about a coffee cup worth of sperm drooled out of my box. I won't lie. That turns me on when I think of that.
What is the most adventurous thing I have done outside of the bedroom? I don't know. Maybe walk through swamps and photograph alligators up close and personal. I really can't think of anything. I live through other people when it comes to things like this. I know too many people who have lived on the edge a little too long and haven't faired well. Plus, my entire family is all military, all aircrewmen except for one tanker. They have enough stories to keep my adventurous spirit alive and well. I'm telling you too much shit you don't want to hear. Sorry about that. But as you know, I never hit backspace or delete. So deal with it, Mr.!
So, how did the date with a dick go yesterday? Not like I thought it would be. Such is life. First, he confessed he thought I had feelings for him. Bad lead if you ask me. Plus, I had to tell him, "Sorry, I was only using you for free food and a fuck." Look, I'm not shy about telling you this. I will shamelessly push you the bill. Especially if I know, I'm going to be emptying your balls in my ass. I passed him the bill for dinner. Well, not true, he offered. I said, "Yes." I'm easy like that. Anyway, where were we? The date. He doesn't look like he used to. Neither do I. I look better... I'm aging like a boss. What? I'm just saying. Don't be hating. I get calls to pose for the poster/meme "You look good for your age." He has gone in a different direction. He was still good-looking, but I was afraid I might break his pelvis. Guys, I don't care what kind of shape you are in. If I like you, I'll probably fuck you anyway, so keep fucking moving, though. Even if it's just walking or something. That way, you can keep up. You will thank me for this advice when time starts kicking your ass. He needs to do some stretching or something. But, we got the job done. Man... I don't know. I don't want to come down on him hard, but I was disappointed. No, I didn't cum. I ended up fake moaning while he was slipping in my guts, yacking about how he was "crushing my pussy." I do have one more complaint, and I say this in all sincerity. I am a massive fan of Viagra or any dick-hardening product. But for the love of decency... take it the second you even think I will stick your dick in me. Hell, ask me if we will be fucking because we have a time-sensitive issue if we are. I had to wait 30 minutes until his dick was hard enough to slip into my guts. He took it after we had already had our clothes off. He might as well cued up the Jeopardy music. That was probably one of the reasons I didn't cum. What really kind of put it to bed for me was that he wanted to "snuggle after he came." He used the word "snuggle." The only thing I snuggle with is a hard cock about to do beautiful things to my insides. Save that shit for your wife, Mr. I got shit to do. No time for touchy-feely snuggly fuzzy bunny crap. Fuck. I gagged there for a minute just thinking about it. I couldn't get out of the Hard Rock fast enough. I'm still kind of getting the heeby jeebys from that. Fuck. I'm being hard on him here. He is a super nice guy. His niceness outgrew me. He should find someone more on his level of civility. I know. You want to hear about how I came a thousand times. I wish I could lie to you like that. I really do. I just can't. I feel it would curse me, and I would have bad sex for eternity. I'll catch you in a bit! @u125291845
And just like that, my vagina has a date with a penis. A large penis. True story. The first thing is he is married. Second, he has gone to counseling because his dick is too big. I know you think I'm just telling you a story, but this is honest to whatever slut god you believe in true. His wife complained his big dick was ruining her sex life. To the point, they went to doctors and therapists. They all had the same advice that she should practice stretching, which, and I'm just saying, who wants to stretch? I like that fucker tightly wrapped around the fat shaft and squeezing the life and or jizz right out of it. Am I right or what? Well, you wouldn't know. You don't have a vagina, or at least most of you don't. Anyway, where the fuck was I at on this? Oh yeah, dick too big, counseling, stretch it out. Turns out she just didn't want to fuck. Her loss, my gain. His dick is lovely. And it's really not that big. Certainly smaller than Bob's, and he fucking trashed by box and ass the other day, and I still want more. So this guy, he found me, or more aptly, my vagina introduced herself to his penis, and it wasn't long after that the said penis was pumping babies into my guts. But he moved to Palm Coast, which is kind of a hike, not really, but it is for me. So his penis wasn't making an entrance in my box anymore. Which was okay. I found some other dicks I liked, and we just moved on. Well, he is back, along with his sexless wife, who has been enjoying food just a little too much. I creeped on their IG page. What can I say, enquiring sluts want to know. They bought a house in Ormond, which is right around the corner. He is going to the title office to close on it, and right afterward, my vagina will be closing on his dick. I am looking forward to seeing this guy. He's fun. He likes to play along with my silly sex games. I like guys that want to play along with my silly sex games. I'm just saying.
Dick size. I'm sure I'll be asked how big his dick is. In my mind, as I sit here right now. I would say 7 inches, maybe slightly over average in thickness. It's no Bob dick. Not even close. So, I will report to you on what his size actually is. I know I used to get confused that she thought his cock was too big. I always thought it was on the very small side of large.
Well, fuck me in the ass. Literally. It's Friday and it just seems like an ass fuck kind of day don't you think? I could use a solid butt greasing about right now. Nothing like a lump of sperm in the old colon to lube things up and make a girl move quicker. I'm just saying. @u125291845
I am in somewhat of a mood today. Odd. I am just not super happy. I want to anger fuck some dude's dick off. Funny how I go straight to fucking the bad mood away. You don't really want me to anger fuck you. I say mean things I don't really mean but still, I say them anyway. It's probably the one "crazy bitch" thing I do. Other than that, I am a pretty stable person. In fact more than most. But I have my days where I am not all puffy clouds and funny bunnies. Doesn't mean a good cum won't brighten the day a little bit. It will and I plan on doing it one way or another. Just what you wanted to hear on a Friday. The good news is, I feel like things are going to do a 180 here in just a little bit. Let us see how this day plays out. Talk to you in a bit!
Life lesson 101. Sucking dick underwater is harder than one might think... when you start sucking the sperm out... water goes up your nose. I'm just saying. @u125291845
Good morning everyone. This is my new "let's tent-pole your pants Mr.!" dress. I think it should work. If not a quick flash of the beaver should stiffen up any holdouts. I'm just saying. I have to do errands today which sucks but when you own an old house, shit falls apart and one must put shit back together. I wish I knew a super-duper handyman who knows his shit and packs a tool in his pants sure to fix me up anytime he feels like it. But I don't. All the guys I know pay someone. Not true. I know one guy but I cheated on him and he refuses to take me back. As much as I want him it's probably a good thing because I will certainly end up cheating on him again. I'm screwy that way. Just saying! Catch up in a bit guys!
Even I, the infamous Brooke Tyler get fucked into submission once in a while. Bob did just that and my pussy had to tap out. He flat-out wore me out yesterday. To the point, I had to take a break today!
I got dicked last night. When you leave sperm on your car seat on the ride home, you know it was good. I had to clean my car seat. Thank all that is correct in this world that my seat is some kind of fake leather and wipes clean fast. I didn't think it would happen, but my colon let loose unexpectedly and let Bob drool out of my ass onto the seats. I didn't like letting Bob fuck me in the ass in the past. His dick is way too massive to be enjoyable. Or at least it was. Now, I basically beg him to leave my ass wide open and whistling when I walk after he finishes with me. I don't know. Maybe it's a mental thing now. I like how he smiles at me when he knows he is bottomed out. He says I always look like I saw a ghost when he goes deep in my ass. He always goes deep in my ass now. The thing about ass fucking is it gets to a point where the in and out is absolutely unbelievable. Why? I don't have a clue. One wouldn't think shoving a giant penis so deep in your ass that it feels like it's in your stomach would be enjoyable at all. Yet it is. Unbelievably so. But his dick in my pussy is just as good, if not better. The tipping point is when he cums. When he dumps his jizz in my ass, I can feel every little drop and spray. Every little pump and twitch his dick makes when he is emptying his testicles in my colon is felt. Amplified might be a good way of describing it. Maybe because his dick is so big, and it stretches me so much. I don't know. I don't care. I may have cum three times before he does, but the second I feel his cock pumping, I start cumming again. And they are powerful orgasms. I probably look like a moron, but I don't care. I see him laugh when I cum, but once again, they are too good for me to worry about post cum embarrassment. I am sure that I made a ding dong out of myself last night. Again, did I mention I don't care? I don't. I'm just happy I left with an ass full of sperm. I almost got his nut home before it ran out. The problem is his dick is so fat my ass is too stretched to hold it in very long. I'm okay with that.
So weird stuff. At least I thought it was strange. But then again, people think I do many odd things, so I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm going to anyway. Bob was staring me directly in the eye last night when he was pumping his dick in my rectum and started telling me how he wished his fiance could fuck like me. He told me he was thinking of her while fucking my ass. Yes. That is what every chick wants to hear when getting her ass plowed by a dude's oversized cock. But his dick was in my ass, he was about to cum, and so was I, so I went with it. I fueled him on because I know what it's like to be in the moment and have it rebuffed. I need to ask him about that, though. One thing I know. If you get involved with someone who doesn't sexually satisfy you, you will at the very least be disappointed. Most likely, your relationship will suffer till it hits a breaking point. You will get angry and frustrated, leading to bigger and more significant problems. Best to tackle that right upfront. He may end up hating me for it, but I don't want him taking out his frustrations on me if you know what I mean. We have always had good sex because it has always been mutually whacko. This might be taking a turn into something else. I'm just saying.
Working out and getting off is one way to keep the body right. I'm just saying. Here's part 1 of 2 parts. Zero filters, edits, video trickery. You get what you get! For part 2 I have to set up, and I need to work out for real as I have a date with a 28 yr old, and I need to not run out of gas. Hence the reason I work out. So I can keep up with the cub cock that is so full of energy it's unbelievable.
One could say I'm fucking up a 28 yr olds marriage before it even started. Of course, Bob is calling the shots here. I'm just a slave to his dick. Whatever his cock commands, I must do. Bob is kind of an asshole. If I was his fiance and found out he was banging a MILF/Cougar/whatever that was twice her age. I'd run for the hills. But Bob is Bob, and he is a grown man now, so he has to make his own decisions. Does he make them with his dick? I don't know. He may just be a very sexual person. He likes heavy things when it comes to sex. He is very much mentally involved in his sex. So, no, I don't think he is thinking with his dick the way my pussy is thinking about his cock. I am obsessed with his penis, so I basically don't think. He thinks about everything and plans his moves. He knows he's in control. I do whatever he says or wants. I often think back to when he made me lick his sperm up off the floor that had dripped out of my ass and say thank you for him allowing me to do it. I would never do that. It's degrading. The smile on his face made it worse. Yet I did it, and it made me happy that it made him happy. I masturbate thinking about it, and I would do it again if he asked. Here's the weird part. I wouldn't have a relationship with this kid for any other reason than to have the privilege of him using me as a fuck toy. He's probably going to be a terrible husband. That would be my guess. He's one of those guys who knows he is so good-looking he can do whatever he wants. If he loses one chick, he just gets another. To make things worse, he has a genuinely perfect penis attached to an immaculately fit body. It was his dick that hooked me. Overly fit people do not smite me. Dicks do. I am more concerned with how they are going to breed me. He breeds me as good as anyone ever has. Hence the reason my mind goes to mush when he makes my pussy gush. Let's leave Bob alone now. Thinking about tonight is screwing with my head. I have too much to do besides get mind fucked anticipating Bob fucking my asshole till it whistles. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.
I had fun making this video. I had my long-ago ex shoot it. He was hard as a rock the entire time. It's a teeny weenie but at least it gets hard again! Would I fuck him? Only if I had nothing better but I do. Bob is going to teach my pussy a lesson tonight and he is 3x the man Chris is. That is a physical reality. Plus Bob has learned how to make me his sperm whore. I literally do anything for Bob as long as he keeps breeding me. I would probably marry Bob if he wasn't already engaged. I'm sure glad Bob doesn't read these or I would be seriously red-faced. Bob is what? 28? He's got a whole lot of ahead of him. All I need from Bob is for him to keep allowing me to be his personal cock servant. Why am I talking about Bob when Chris is here? I don't know. Bob does that to me. He gets my pussy all wet and swampy and then my mind goes gooey. Some guys can just fuck a girl into sperm-hungry morons. Bob is one of those. I mean I let him creampie me in his sister's bed while I was screaming so loud from cumming so hard the whole apartment building surely heard me. Then he left me on her bed drooling his sperm onto her sheets. I guess she knows her brother is the true king of cocks because she seemed like it was just another day and another set of jizzy sheets to clean. Ive told you this so lets move on.
Guys, feel free to send pics. If you want me to be serious about checking you out, get me some face pics to go with the cock. I'm not going to rate you unless you tip me, but that doesn't mean I don't want to see you and what your packing. I'm just like you, except I like looking at dick. I'd say I don't like looking at pussy, but I do. Just not as much as a dick.
I do have a high sex drive. I enjoy it. Immensely. If I didn't, I wouldn't do it. It scares guys that I get so into sex. When they flirt with me in a parking lot and say very suggestive sexual things, I am more apt to act upon it than not. That intimidates them. More than a few back down when I agree to be nothing more than a sperm receptacle in a concert parking lot. I love being a cum dumpster for someone I have never met before. It puts this nervous pit in my stomach thinking about it, but I want it to happen so bad I lose my ability to deny myself. They never thought I would pull my shorts down and beg for them to rearrange my guts bent over the tailgate of a pickup truck. It seems unfair. They get me all hyped up about breeding me and then end up being all talk. That's what happened this weekend. Though both guys are continuously chatting with me, I feel like they won't be the ones to take Connor's or Bob's place. Connor talked a big game and followed through with it. Bob, well, he is just a different animal altogether. Look, I'm not complaining, but Bob fucked me in his sister's room while she was home and had zero worries about the sperm that drooled out of me onto her sheets. In addition to that, he asked his fiance to marry him and then 2 days later was dumping his sperm in my ass while telling me about the possible dates he might get married. Fuck, I love Bob. He is the man. Both of these other guys talked a big game, but their dicks never even made an appearance for me. All I got was a feel of their cocks through their pants. I even let the one guy finger me. Wtf? You got me wet. Stick it in and breed me, dumbass! Instead, I spent the weekend masturbating to porn I found on Twitter. So, no, I don't think either one will pump sperm into me. By my choice this time.
I did find this cool porn video where this badass MILF had a son, and he had a badass friend with a top-notch cock, and he knocked her up in her husband's Ferrari. Of course, it's an IR kid, so everyone knew, and I got off to that like three times. I'm just saying... it caught me right. I know, I'm some kind of wacky perv. Deal with it. The odds of me changing are about zero.
It took me a bit to get going today but here it is! Anyway. What is going on in my world these days? Not much. Rockville got rained right the fuck out. I mean it rained. Then it rained some more. Then the lightning, then the thunder. It just got to be too much. So no dick. Not from Rockville. I did however just get off the phone with a guy I lived with a few years back. I cheated on him. Well, I don't know, can you cheat on a cuckold? I'll tell you the back story.
First things first. He's a good-looking guy. Very good-looking. But, life did not bless him with a big dick. It didn't even bother going average with him. He's small. Probably 3, maybe 4, inches when hard. Which is absolutely fine. If you don't have a pencil-thin dick. He does. He knows he does. He told me all the stories about when he was in the military and how people made fun of him after they saw him in the showers. I would think that is strange but I have been in public showers and yes, I looked. I still would. Sorry, just being honest. Anyway, I moved in with him. He had a sweet ass house as he is loaded. I liked the house but it was to big for 2 people. Seems like a waste but that's just me. So, he was a swinger and he pushed the whole wife swapping thing on me hard. And we did it. It was fun, but not as fun for me as the other things I like to do. So I decided to move out because it was a constant push to couple swap with him. It was just annoying. Sure, he picked the hottest chicks but 99 percent of the time I wanted nothing to do with the boyfriend or husband. I don't like taking one for the team. He didn't get that. He begged me to get back together with him and I did but I told him no more swinging but I would be seeing other people. He convinced me to move back in with him. I don't think he knew how serious I was about seeing other people. I was "cuckold" serious and I guess that sounded okay at the time. We still had sex and it was good, the size is just something you workaround, not a big deal, literally. But, having a tiny dick, well it is a beautiful thing in a cuckold and I really wanted to go there. This could be a super long story so I'm going to sort it by hitting the highlights or in his case the lowlights. I made him my cuck. Hardcore cuck. I ended up with his business partner who eventually made him the ultimate cuck. All his employees knew that his partner made me his personal sperm depository. That's all I was and I enjoyed being his jizz dumpster immensely. He had everything my boyfriend didn't physically. He was bigger, stronger, everywhere. In the end, I watched him remove my boyfriend's masculinity and turn him into a subservient feminine sissy of a man who cowered from him. I liked it. It drove me wild watching him go from someone so powerful to nothing more than an obedient limp dicked cuckold. It made me want to bow down and beg for his partner to let me wrap my lips around his dominant cock. It's all I cared about. Satisfying my primal sexual urges by pleasing his partner's penis in any way he saw fit. It eventually went bad for my boyfriend. He lost his portion of the business because he said it was too much stress to work in an environment like that. He sold it to his partner for pennies on the dollar so he could avoid any embarrassing legal procedures. His dick never got hard again unless I would say the evilest and emasculating things to him and even then it would just pop off. Worthless sexually.
Sounds bad, doesn't it? My point is careful what you want. I might give it to you. But, back to the phone call. He filled me in on his life, things are going well for him again but in the end, after a long pause he asked if I would be interested in a similar arrangement to what we had before... as in the cuckold arrangement. I fucking knew it! I knew he was going to ask me that! I'm like are you fucking nuts? I turned you into a cum eating sissy bitch who could barely get hard. He explained as much as he hated it, he wants it more than ever now. Wow. He is obsessed with it. I want to do it. It makes me nervous for some reason but its like a good nervous. I really do want to do it. The problem is, we would have to set up a situation. It would be fake. What we did last time was as real as real gets. It had lifelong lasting consequences. There were prices to be paid for it. Now, I don't know. I don't want to kill the experience we had that was real by dumbing it down with fake, coerced, situations. Anyway, this is too long, enough of it. I'll keep you posted.
Talk about the female version of "Blue Balls" I've got them, and it ain't fun. I'm just saying. I thought for sure I was going to get pumped full of sperm yesterday, and yet I rode home high and dry. My car seat had zero jizz snail trails, and that is not good. I found a guy, I rubbed his cock hard through his jeans, and it felt impressive. I even let him finger me in front of a few folks. I don't know how this didn't happen. I am losing my faith in today's 20-something generation. I went back to his car with him, and we made out. I mean, seriously made out. He fingered my box until it was a sloppy mess. I know it was a gooey mess because I licked myself off of his fingers. Which then made my pussy even gooier than it already was. He had a wet spot in his jeans, and his cock was granite. I could feel it. It felt almost painfully hard. When I went to take it out and force it to feed me sperm, he kept pushing my hand away. He was worried about being seen. I tried to get him inside the car, and he didn't want to do that either. I finally said well, let's go to my place then. We can fuck all night there. Nope. He said we were moving too fast. He wanted to be able to respect me as a woman. Oh, for fucks sake. Respectfully stick your dick in my pussy, swish it around in my insides until I make weird noises and silly faces, and then pump a baby in my guts. Is that too much to ask for? I guess so. I went home sperm free, which is not what I expected nor wanted. He's texting me as I write this, which somewhat shocks me. I didn't think he would want anything to do with an overly sexual MILF more interested in draining his testicles than him personally. I don't know what I'm going to do. It seems like a waste of time. He's hot. He's in his late 20s. His dick seems to be just what my pussy is looking for. But he is such a vanilla dude that I feel it would be boring after the first couple of times. But then, what if he fucks me stupid? Do I want to miss out on that? I'll let you know.
Somebody's dick is going to get rocked at Rockville and I'm just the girl to do it. I'm just saying. I better get laid. If not, fuck, there is no justice in this world. Whats a MILF got to do to get a dick inside her? Everyone talks a big game but then when I go to pull it out and do things to it with my mouth they get awfully shy!
I fucked up and watched porn again this morning. I got to stop doing that. I can't help it. It's right there, I want to see it, and then before I know it, an hour or two is gone. This post would have been up at least an hour earlier. I don't understand why guys think they are the only ones that watch porn. They aren't. It's funny because I'm not shy or embarrassed by it and am happy to share my favorite stuff just because, and I often do. When I break the ice with my porn favorites, more times than not, I end up looking at their stuff because they are dying to show me. They are dying to show anyone, but they need to know who they share it with won't be judgemental about it. What do chicks look at? I know, everyone thinks its girl girl porn, but it's not. Of course, some of it is, but the vast majority involves a penis. Personally, I like seeing a massive dick sliding into a pussy nice and slow. I can almost feel the cock just by watching it. I catch myself taking a breath when the cock bottoms out. I know that feeling well. But then I get into just about anything if it looks good. Gloryholes are absolutely fucking up my concentration. I see one, and I end up searching glory holes. It is not what you think. I probably would fuck the dick in real life, but I can't stop thinking about sucking it. Something about doing things to a dick that I have no idea who it belongs to makes my mouth water. But, there is no way I couldn't drink the sperm. That has to happen. I would need the heartburn and aftertaste to remind the rest of the day of what I did to that anonymous penis sticking through a hole. Christ, why am I talking about glory holes? I'm supposed to be selling you on all kinds of shit, so I can get rich and famous and buy a zillion-dollar house. Instead, I end up telling you how much I think about glory holes. I love this blog. I really do. I can just say whatever the fuck I want when I want, just because I want to. Anyway, please send me a massive tip. Or the winning lottery numbers. I'll buy a house with glory holes installed.
Last thing. Not a good idea to answer a question from a woman who is being cheated on as to why another girl would even consider fucking a man she knows to be married. The answer "Because just knowing I make his dick do things you never could makes me wetter than a slip and slide." does not go over well. I know this from personal experience.
2018 tits look pretty much the same as 2022 tits. If only inflation would make them get bigger along with all the price hikes these days. Anyway, I pulled these off my dropbox. I vaguely remember taking them. I think I was just getting ready to remodel my house. Doesn't really matter as long as there are tits!
I spent too much time on Twitter and now I'm horny. I hate that. It happens all the time. Today it was this dude getting a massage from an amazingly hot chick. Mostly it was his dick. He has an amazing dick. I just want to touch it. I could probably make out with his cock it is that sexy. It's the kind of cock that just makes a girl want to breed. I don't even know what he looks like, they never show it. I'd marry him anyway. I just know his dick would do magical things to my insides. Anyway, I had to hop in the pool to cool down. Didn't work. The video is in my likes, just look for the video with the super hot blonde wearing some kind of hat giving a massage. You might have to scroll down a bit as it loads via date. If you own a dick like that.... call me.
The dude came 5 times yesterday. Yes, I said 5 times. Did I mention he came 5 times? He did. In me, on me, just about everywhere! Man, did I hit the jackpot or what? This isn't a take pictures and video kind of guy, so I have no photos or video to offer, but he came 5 times! How about that! Talk about a good day!
Moving on. What's next? It's Rockville here in Daytona. I'd go, but I don't have tickets. Maybe I'll look into it. I wouldn't mind wandering around in some pretty questionable outfits and seeing what kind of attention I can draw. I would suspect it will be an ocean of penis just waiting to be fished. I'm a pretty good cock angler. I'm just saying.
I saw this Japanese porn. You know, the kind where they blur out the dick for whatever reason. Anyway, it was supposed to be a school/college type classroom and library type thing. In crazy Japanese style, there were gloryholes everywhere. In the chalkboard, walls, and library shelves, just absolutely everywhere. Sticking out of each of these glory holes was a Japanese penis. This was a scene in which I would do just about anything to make it a reality. I love the glory hole concept. I have actually never made a video with a glory hole, nor have I in real life. I'm not sure they exist in real life. The point being, I would have loved to wander from glory hole to glory hole doing things to dicks that guys dream of. Actually, things I dream of doing to dicks. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. I can't get the video out of my mind. I am mildly obsessed with it. I don't know. I guess I'm an odd bird. I get caught up in things like this. Anyway, I liked it on my Twitter if you want to see it.
People on IG don't like my sarcasm. The good news is I am not a fan of their stupidity. So, therefore, we are even. I'm just kidding. I do apologize for the mean, insensitive, and incredibly accurate things I have said. Oh, for fucks sake, grow up. Warning, the surgeon general has determined that living on planet earth is hazardous to your sensitivities. It is advised you evacuate immediately.
Hello everyone. I have to head to Titusville today to see a guy about pumping a baby into me. Well, a baby won't be made, but we can give our best. I'm just saying. I am seeing an old friend who happens to have a special knack for making me squirt girl goo. He turns my vagina into a gutter downspout, if you know what I mean. I will let you know how that goes later this afternoon!
I hear women complain about waiting for the towel after their dudes paint them with jizz. Who waits? I scoop it up and snack on it. That used to freak Connor out. Now he expects it. Bob used to put a towel on the bed before we started. Now he just gets up and wipes the cummy post-orgasm drip off on the towel rack and leaves the towel hanging. I wonder if he forgets and wipes his face with the cummy towel now and then?
Bob texted me. He has asked his girlfriend to marry him. Lucky girl. I would almost marry that asshole just so I could put a ring on his cock. I know it sounds like bad news, and it is. It's absolutely horrible news for his girlfriend. I'll still be sucking the sperm fresh from his testicles on a regular basis. How do you think I know he is getting married? He texted me to let me know, and the next text after that was, "I need to fuck, see you Friday." Yes, you will, Bob, and I will be looking like a dog begging at the table waiting for your dick. I should have sent that back to him. Instead, I said, "Can't wait!" I always come up with the best shit a day later and a dollar short. I need to be mentally quicker with the replies. Anyway, we are both cheating. I'm not supposed to fuck Bob anymore. Connor cut him off, or at least he thinks he did. There's no way I could give up Bob's penis. Sorry, Connor, not even for you, kiddo.
Had an Instagram post pulled down because it was offensive to some people. The exact post word for word. "If I eat another one of these wings, I will surpass a Muffin Top and go straight to a busted can of biscuits." Huh. The post was entirely pointed at me, and absolutely zero suggestion or hint of anyone else. Still, apparently, that is upsetting to some. Who are these woke idiots that have somehow been appointed the gatekeepers of what is the acceptable social norm? They are making me become the asshole I was always meant to be. (I got that one from a meme sent by a fan, but it fits, so I'm using it!) Though I never really did, I am going to make a concerted effort to not cheerlead obvious bad behavior, lifestyles, and health choices. I won't bow down to whatever nonsense they demand I accept. No more "You go! or "How brave of you!" or any other of that bullshit. If I fall on the outside of the woke crowds good graces, good, I never liked them much anyway. Anyway, end of rant.
