Fuck hard and talk dirty. Oops, I mean good morning. Things played out pretty damn well last night. I had a date with Bob, and it went pretty much as expected. As in, he slipped his cock inside of me and splashed my guts with cum. Can't complain about that. Just wish he wasn't in such a rush to get back to his newfound girlfriend. I could have used a round two, but I guess he has to same some jizz for her as well. He is one of the finest-looking specimens of the male species, so I knew it was only a matter of time before he found someone. I saw a picture of her on her Instagram. She is pretty stunning. He said, and not in the exact same words, that she was a "Dry fuck but fun to look at." I very much agree that she is fun to look at. I want to give her a go to see if I can get her juices flowing and end the drought in her pussy. I'm just saying. Oh well, I got to borrow Bob's beautiful penis for an hour, so I call that a win.
Everyone wants to be gay or at least say they are gay. It's the newest thing running around amongst all the dipshits. I mean, I don't care if you are gay or not. I go gay now and then myself, but I don't need to have my own sexual designation or pronoun. I just prefer to be called a perverted sexual deviant. The world has gone mad. If they made a gay sitcom in today's day and age, they would probably name it "Leave It, It's Beaver." I'm just saying here. You all know I can be gay with the best of them. I like being gay, but never once did I feel the need to advertise it for all the world to hear. I just figured they didn't care, so why should I?
I should have worn underwear yesterday when I went to see Bob. I have black cloth seats in my Jeep, and I jizz stained them on the way home. One would think I would have figured this issue out by now. Apparently, by the state of my seat, I haven't.
I was corralled into watching a talk show in my allergy doctor's office. For fuck's sake, those things are pure misery to watch. They were going on and on about their version of what an exceptional woman is. I disagreed with their assessment. Who they were describing sounded like a complete dick. Better yet, someone who needed a good dick... in the ass, that is. I wanted to scream at the TV that Everyone knows the best chicks suck and swallow, and if she isn't demanding to hug your penis with one set of lips or the other, then she is anything but exceptional. I'm just saying.
I see all the woke porn chicks are up in arms about the Twitter buyout. Some are threatening to leave Twitter. Okay. Bye. See you later. More fun for me. But they won't. They don't have the balls to do it. They talk a big game, but mentally they are neutered ding dongs. I don't know what they are worried about. One of them was going on and on about how racism and bullying would be back. I didn't think it left, but okay if you say so. Then another is going on and on about free speech. For fuck's sake, any porn chick has long been since shadowbanned, and many folks are afraid to say anything that isn't in step with whatever woke project is making its way through the internet lest they have their account removed. I think their version of free speech differs vastly from mine.
I think this shows my tits off nicely don't you? I am looking for this outfit, I know I have it, I just can't find it! I find the pics I took in it but I have no idea where I put it! Anyway, enjoy the pics!
I’m not so innocent when I used my ass to make your man pump sperm in my guts. I’m just saying. Look, don’t blame him. If I had a dick, I’d stick it in my ass immediately. What’s my point? Don’t judge a book by its cover. Sure, by all appearances I look and for the most part act just like people expect me to. Until I don’t. Then it’s on. Is it cheating? Not for me, it’s not. More like friends that fuck. I’m not sure that’s totally accurate either because I have been known to let guys I don’t like rearrange my insides because I am a fan of how their dick makes me feel when it’s inside of me. Other than that, though, I am not looking for someone to hold hands and stare lovingly into each other’s eyes. The only time I want to gaze intently into your eyes is when you're flooding my mouth with sperm. I like to see that startled look guys make when they start pumping jizz on my tongue. Just thought I would tell you this. The thought just popped up in my mind.
Kind of on that subject, what’s with the sudden attitude change after sex guys seem to have? Especially when it cums to cum. Pun intended. When I bringing you to the point of orgasm, all you want to do is feed me your cum. Then, after I forcefully remove the sperm from partner’s testicles and send it down my throat, it seems to repulse so many guys for a few minutes. It’s that post cum let down, I suppose. Up to it, everything is awesome, every situation is a turn on. Post cum, it’s like some guys are having second thoughts? As for me, there is no post cum letdown. I often get even more turned on after I cum, thinking about whatever weird thing I just got into and I am ready for round two. The good news is lots of guys think about it later and the drive to do it all over again returns. Connor went through a few phases where I creeped him out. The one thing I can think of that stands out was when he blasted one of his huge sperm dumps in my colon. I could feel it was a massive load, so it took all I had to keep it inside of me. I wanted Connor to see his sperm pour out of my asshole. See how he took complete ownership of me and fucked my ass into a spermy stretched out mess. He did as I asked, and I let his jizz pour out of me while I fingered myself. I heard him gag which is the exact opposite of how I was feeling about the whole thing. I would have licked it up with a smile if he asked me to. I let him off the hook and didn’t harass him too much about it. He stayed away from my ass for a few days. I figured it just wasn’t for him, but I was a bit disappointed as well. I like Connor, so I went along with it. About a week later, he asked if he could dick punch my ass and cum inside it again. I asked him about our previous experience and he said the more he thought about it, the more he got turned on by it. So, making a long story short, he constantly wants to cum in my ass and watch it leak out now. He even says awesome stuff that I masturbate to later. His latest thing which oddly turns the both of us on, is him telling me his age. He likes to say, “How does it feel knowing an 18 yr old just fucked your 55 yr old ass and filled it with cum and made you beg me to do it?” Then he has this very specific thing he likes to do. He waits till his dick is dripping post cum jizz while he’s watching his sperm drip out of my ass and has me suck just the very tip till his dick is empty. Then he wants me to kiss the head of his dick till he tells me to stop. Is it weird? Sure it is. Do I like it? Fuck yes I do! I could do that all day and night long. I don’t know, I just seem to be able to get into things and situations really easy. I’m easy that way.
I wanted this guy to breed me like getting knocked up was life itself last night. I really did. I wanted his cock inside of me so badly I basically wet my shorts. I could literally smell my pussy churning up sex juice. I was absolutely sex stupid over this guy. I was thinking it was a good idea to let him dump his sperm in my rectum. That’s how sex stupid I was. And I would have let him. But then he talked. Fuck me and not in the good way. He went on a political tirade like I have never seen before, much less think even possible. I don’t even care about political leanings. What is it all the hip people say? Oh yeah, you do you. It’s none of my business how you vote. Apparently, though, and even though I agree with some of what this guy was spewing, the only way the world can operate correctly is what works best for him. Look, I just wanted to taste his dick. Honestly, just put it in my mouth, lick the head like a lollipop, slip it in my guts, feel it pulse and jerk around as he pumped his baby goo into my guts. Sounds like a wonderful night. And it would have been, but he just couldn’t shut up. He argued with everyone over everything. No one was extreme enough for him and if they even slightly disagreed, then they must be socialist morons, even though they all voted for Trump. Look, I can take a rant here and there but not a spit flying, in your face incorrect political lesson. What a shame. My pussy was already salivating, thinking this was a sure thing, only to be disappointed and to go home dry and empty. I finally had enough of him and just walked away, pussy still making squishy sounds from what it thought was going to be a sloppy, jizz filled night. I tried to text Connor for a fill in but he didn’t answer. Bob was on a date, so that shot him out of the water as well. Fuck. If some people could just keep their mouths shut, my pussy would be a whole lot happier. I’m just saying.
I have “gimbal” now. I don’t know what the big deal is. It’s somewhat annoying. I think it’s easier to just find a friend and hand them the phone and ask them to watch me play with myself or someone else. As far as I’m concerned, it’s a win-win. Getting my boyfriend to do it is like pulling teeth anymore. He wants me to fuck him, but I promised Connor I wouldn’t let him unless he said it was OK. I’m sure that sucks for my boyfriend but Connor has been doing pretty good at taking care of and feeding my vagina a steady diet of sperm on a regular basis. I’m not going to screw that up. Plus, I think if I’m lucky, Connor will pull the trigger and get serious with me and replace my boyfriend. Bye-bye old BF, hello Connor! I’m just saying. Anyway, the gimbal. I’m going to try it out today to see what I can with it in the Jeep. Plus, I’m going to get some photos in my sling back on the beach tomorrow so watch for them!
To pump a cock up properly, one must be pumped up themselves first. I'm just saying! Kind of a goofy video, watch it if you want. There is a bit of boob outage at the end in case you were wondering. I can think of worse ways to spend 2 minutes!
Tits out on the trip to Best Buy 😜 It's Jeep Week here in Daytona so time to elevate a few guys rides in more ways than one. I will keep you posted throughout the day!
Let’s start with a little sausage and jizz for breakfast. I keep sucking Connor off before he goes to work. I really need to get a new hobby. Not a chance. I don’t know what’s going on, but I can get enough of eating Connor’s cock. He’s not complaining. I don’t do it for him. He probably thinks I do, but I just have this undeniable craving to stick his penis in my mouth. I look out the window and see him and I get obsessed with wanting to put his cock down my throat. I might be a bit out of my mind. Who knows? I doubt I’m the only one who salivates at the thought of tasting a pussy or dick that belongs to someone else. I don’t know; I guess I could be. I remember this one chick who had blonde pubic hair. All I could think about was eating her pussy. I would drive to work, basically wetting my scrubs, thinking about eating her pussy. I guess I should tell you she was a chick in a porn magazine. You could get those back then and I had a subscription to them all. Seriously. I had tons of porn mags lying around. So no, I never ate her pussy, but I never forgot about her either. Such is life. Anyway, back at it. I sucked the sperm right out Connors testicles. Drank it fresh from the tip of his dick. I could do it again right now. I do have things to do so I better get on it or I’ll end up fingering myself.
To the person I sold the knickers to. They are in the mail today. My fault. I kept forgetting about them. That’s why I don’t enjoy selling them. I don’t have a stash of bullshit underwear I throw some lube in and slap them in the mail. You guys got to keep in mind, porn chicks have a million in one ways of putting one over on you. I do it the old-fashioned way. I put the work in. I like it that way. I hate the fast buck. It feels cheap and unsatisfying.
Twitter. Porn chicks are losing their shit over it. What’s to become of it? Who fucking cares. It’s fun, it’s useful, but it’s Twitter. Do I like Elon Musk buying it? Absolutely. I get all kinds of shitty remarks from all kinds of people. Welcome to my world. I rarely block anyone unless they are spamming. Honestly, who gives a rat’s ass? Some of them make me laugh. Look, if you can’t take a shitty comment now and then, then you got more problems than Twitter my friend. I know, I know, hate will fly unrestricted. That is what these porn chicks are worried about. They might not be able to spew some goofy “look at me, look at me!” bullshit without newly empowered people calling them out on their BS. But they can simply block them and return to their world of Unicorns and purple bunnies. How about this ground-breaking idea… just don’t listen to it. And on that note, whatever ever happened to the “OFF” button? Normally it’s right next to the “ON” button. That’s what’s wrong with much of the world today. They are too stupid to use the “OFF” button. I’m not interested in feelings. It’s not my job to make sure the entire world feels warm and fuzzy. I would suggest if you are not mature enough or mentally capable enough to simply not to read or view things if they upset you to the point of a mental breakdown. But then you will be that much dumber for it. We have all dismissed something as stupid, only to realize later it wasn’t so stupid after all. Best to see all points of view, even the ones that are obviously hateful or just trying to be moronic… then you know who you’re dealing with. That’s how I see it. I could be wrong.
So, I drank a dick last night. I don’t know his name, where he was from. I just know I drank the sperm from the bottom of his balls until they made slurping sounds. Figuratively. He completely crumpled to his knees when I was finished dumping him out. That feels wonderful knowing I could do that to him. Here is a little video with @u125291845 as kind of a re-enactment! It wasn’t an “Orange Crush” person. They still haven’t shown up yet if they ever are! Last night’s guy was a pretty lad. Tall, thin, 26, surfer body thing going on. Did I want to fuck him? Not really. I did have an undeniable obsession with sucking his cock, though. The second I started talking to him, all I could think about was what his penis would feel like swelling inside my mouth. I don’t even know what he was talking about. I was consumed with swallowing his dick. It got to the point where I just asked him if I could just suck his cock. I pointed out to him I didn’t need him to do anything except let me put his dick in my mouth. It confused him and shocked him that I genuinely wanted to suck him off for no other reason than I enjoyed sucking him off. I almost quit and gave up when he offered up a good place to do it. So we went to his car which was a mini-van, something I never would have even remotely suspected he would have for a vehicle. He wanted to get inside, but there was no one around in the parking lot and sitting on the floor with the door open while he stood in front of me just seemed like the perfect way to suck his cock. So that is how we did it. For at least 15 minutes he stood in front of me while used the floor of his van to get eye level with the cum hole of his cock. He had a tiny cock. Like 3 or 4 inches small. It has been a while since I have seen one that small and thin. It was fun though, and massively hard. I had to pull it down off of his belly because it stood straight up it was so hard! It may have been small, but it was one of my more enjoyable blowjobs. Mostly because when they are small like that, I can swish their entire dick around in my mouth at will. I really do like doing that and only the small thin ones will work for that. He started to cum immediately, so I did something terrible. I slapped his balls. Hard enough to make him double over. I know he thought I was a crazy woman at that point, but I didn’t just want to give a 1 minute suck job. I planned on at least 10 minutes of his dick pleasing my mouth. I explained why I beat his testicles and he asked me not to do it again. So the next time he got close, I squeezed his balls and looked up at him, giving him a warning stare. He took a few deep breaths, got his composure and this went on for 15 plus minutes before I was the one who couldn’t wait anymore. I kept tasting his pre-cum, and it got to where I wanted to taste the entire load and feel it slime its way down my throat. So I doubled down my efforts and before I knew it, he was bucking around to the point it took everything I had just to keep the head of his cock in my mouth. It was a decent load. Nothing spectacular, but it was hot and had that tangy sperm taste I was looking for. It was sticky, that’s for sure. It got stuck in my throat and I had to clear my throat a few times over the next hour or so. It was a good night. I have no complaints or regrets. In fact, it was almost perfect. No stress, no bullshit, just having fun with a dick in my mouth.
Will I ever fuck him? No. Probably not. I don’t know his name. He’s very fun to look at and his cock is fun as well, even though it is definitely one of the smaller ones I have seen. I just doubt I’ll ever see him again and we didn’t exchange information. I left him sitting in his van, still getting his wits about himself. If I had to guess, he got the blowjob of his life. I could be wrong… but I doubt it.
I sucked Connor’s cock in my front yard and I think I got away clean. Well, I couldn’t keep all the cum in my mouth and made a mess of my shirt, but I don’t think anyone saw me guzzle his sperm. I’m having a weird week. It started late, Wednesday to be exact. I can’t seem to match up with Bob. We keep missing each other. The “Orange Crush” crowd isn’t here yet, but hopefully that changes today. I am looking forward to taking a shot at some college aged studs and or hotties. Connor is my only constant. He came over this morning while I was peeling a sticker off the bumper of my Jeep to replace with a new one and asked specifically for a blowjob. Of course I agreed, Connor gets whatever Connor wants, but I made him unzip and let me nuzzle his cock behind my Jeep in the driveway. It took about 5 minutes before he stiffened up and unleashed one of his bigger loads which means he basically fed me a quart of warm slippery sperm. Is it gross because it’s so much? Maybe a little bit, but I’m obsessed with it. It’s an odd thing. I am always thinking about his sperm. If I could get pregnant, it would be Connor’s sperm that I would want to do it. Bob would be second, but Connor definitely would be my first choice to breed me like a bitch in heat. I do like drinking his jizz the most, though. It’s so much cum I would think I would rather have it in my pussy or all over me, but all I want to do anymore is eat his sperm. It’s a good feeling. Satisfying. I know it makes him feel like a man. I can see it in his face when he watches me kiss the tip of his dick after he dumps his cum down my throat, thanking it for letting me feed on it. It definitely makes me feel like a complete woman. Puts a little pep in my step for the rest of the day. Plus, I can taste it for the rest of the day. Anyhow. I think we got away with a little outdoor breakfast of cock and cum. I don’t think anyone saw us. Cars drove by, even so, it would have been difficult for them to see me sucking him off behind the Jeep.
I love it when people look at me like I’m the scourge of the earth because I love to fuck and I make fuck videos. They have all kinds of things to say when I’m not around. Then the cops haul them away for horrible things. This is a true story, it just happened. I don’t really know the details, so I won’t get into it until I do. What’s my point? I’m pretty sure I’m not the one you need to be worried about. Maybe, just maybe, being a very sexual person isn’t such a bad thing. They should be more worried about their own lives which are falling apart minute by minute, and yet they still find time to point their fingers at me like I’m the antichrist. There is this assumption that because I like to let men slip their penis inside of me repeatedly and in as many ways as possible that I must be into drugs, alcohol, hang around with shady people, and my whole life is on a course of self destruction. Whoops. That assumption is pretty much wrong. Yes, I do stupid things. But I don’t hurt anyone, including myself. I pay my taxes, obey the laws, and these last 5 years of my life, despite not getting rich and the pandemic, have been the greatest years of my life, hands down. I am fairly confident that I am not the neighbor to worry about. Look to the other folks beside you, talking the loudest about everyone else. They are the ones to watch out for. So unless you are simply interested in watching me suck the sperm out of Connor’s balls, I’m not the one you should be keeping your eyes on. Feel free to watch me empty Connor’s testicles, though. I’m good with that!
Don't you just want to touch it with your tongue? I'm just saying 💦😜 I think I have one mighty fine clit and it needs some serious attention and often. Anyway, enjoy the pics and let's kick Friday off with a bang!
Dreams of college sperm sliding up in my guts and tight balls on my chin. So far, that is what they are. Just dreams. WTF? I guess the whole “Orange Crush” week long party hasn’t kicked in yet. I’m getting ready to go out and comb the beaches to see if things have changed, but as of yesterday, I discovered nothing other than the regular folks I would expect to see on the beach. They still say it’s going to be huge, so I’m hoping they start rolling in today. I would like to get an early start on doing very perverted things to the cocks of our nation’s future leaders. Get them started early and teach them correctly, so to speak. Anyway, I will let you know how that goes.
I got a total of four loads of sperm yesterday. In case you were counting. All four were from Connor. He did a marvellous job and tied his personal record for emptying his testicles in and on me. I put his balls through a real workout, not to mention his dick. Only after the third load did I have to put a little effort, not much, but a little, into getting his cock steel hard and purple. I love the way his dick gets so hard the head turns bright purple. Connor made out with me yesterday without being prompted. Don’t look now, but I think he likes me. In that special sort of way! Good for me, I say. I used to think I like Connor so much because of the gallons of slimy sperm he can ejaculate. Honestly, that is probably the big reason I do like him so much. But I also like the thought of Connor. 18 yrs old. Fresh, hard, tight, and pretty. Yes, 18 yr old guys can be pretty. At least they can be to me. Every time I see his cock, it looks so shiny and new and perfect. Even his balls are tight and basically wrinkle free. I just want it inside of me. It’s probably hard for you to understand. I don’t know, maybe the same thing happens to you but replace the cock with a pussy. Just knowing he has that wonderful little penis in his pants lights something inside of me on fire. When I hold it in my hand, I just want to worship it. I get weird and talk to it like it has a mind of its own. I basically treat his cock like it’s a separate living thing that needs my love and attention. Hell, I want it inside of me right now just thinking about it and I already masturbated once this morning thinking about making out with him yesterday. Actually, I was watching him talk with his grandfather out the window and I started rubbing myself, thinking about how he bred me. He properly seeded his horny bitch in more ways than one. Fuck this. I’m getting horny thinking about it and I need to get you guys some content. I think I’ll make a video of me masturbating while I’m thinking about Connor. I’m starting to think Connor and I could end up being a thing. I’m just saying! Catch you all soon.
Bringing new meaning to "letting it all hang out." Tits out, Mr! That's what I'm talking about when it cums to office attire. Look, I looked at these photos after I took them and realized that one of my house guests who used my phone turned on a filter. I am not that amazingly smooth and plastic flat. Filters drive me nuts. I want you to see me for who I am, not some moronic version of who I think you want to see. But, the filter was on, and I can't retake them because I'm about to make you some more stuff in which there will be no filter or editing, so watch for that!
This outfit should get pop a few stiff cocks my way today. I'm just saying! Good morning everyone! Up and at em! I am not going to wear this outfit today but if I wasn't going to the beach, I most certainly would...because I like to cause "wood." I will be wearing a slingback bikini, though, hoping to catch the attention of a few studs. I will post the outfit I wear before I go fishing for cocks on the beach!
These tits and clit are looking for some 18 yr old dick today and can assure you they won't stop until they find what they want! Okay, they will negotiate the age up, but I assure you someone or some guys will slip their dick in my guts today and smashing them around a bit before splashing them with sperm. I'm just saying! I have quite a few more of these pics, too many to post, so if you want the rest of them just tip me whatever you like and I'll get you the rest!
I literally just swallowed Connor’s cum before I sat down to type this out. My guests left at 7 am and Connor’s cock was in my throat at 7:30 am. His sperm was sliding down into my belly at 7:40 am. We are just getting started. He had to go to work and when he left he had spermy wet spots on the front of his brown slacks where his cock was still leaking cum. I can’t get that image out of my mind. I made his 18 yr old cock leak like that and now he has to go to work with his jizz leaving stains on the front of his pants. I fucking love that! Enjoy the pics. They are new and I promise to make up for last week with brand new content all day and for the rest of the week to include fucking a real dick!
So why the slow week last week? I had family in from out of town and they absolutely consumed every second of every day. Am I glad they are gone? Yes. I would be lying otherwise. I enjoy having them but I am also a very happy person when I have my house and time all to myself. I have things to do, cocks to drain, and having guests around put a damper on that! But family is part of life and I love them unconditionally, so I put the time and effort in without regret to make them happy. They are gone, so moving on!
I am so horny at the moment it’s almost painful. Sucking Connor’s cock was a pleasant treat, but I need to breed. So let’s get this party started! I have a call into Bob, my mechanic, and my trainer, and yes, even my boyfriend because at this point, any cock will do, even his pathetic cuck dick will pound my pussy into a blissful cummy state. Also, the good news is that “Orange Crush” week has started and that means a ton of 18 to 25 yr olds will be here in Daytona for 5 days all looking for pussy. Guess who has some serious pussy looking to be found? You got it, me. I am going to comb the beach and park next to the hottest group of studs I can find and see about getting some “Orange Crush” dick in my pussy. I have to think of some serious lines to use on these guys to let them know I’m serious. I’ll figure it out. Catch you all in a bit!
I have the equivalent women's version of blue balls. It's been almost a week since I have even rubbed one out. I have to be careful because I find myself getting angry at my guests for interrupting my normal routine of having my pussy bred. It's not their fault but at this point I am sort of losing my mind. I see Connor across the street and all I can think about is feeling his sperm unloading in my guts. Then someone taps me on the shoulder and asks if they can have another cup of coffee. Again, I love em and today is the last day and I get my house back in the morning! So keep the smile on my face and keep my pussy at bay for one more day and I can let it loose tomorrow to destroy as many cocks as possible for the rest of the week!
More tits and clits in blue! Blue Jeep, blue one piece, some big titties, and a huge clit. It makes for one fine day. Anyway I wanted to get this final set of these photos up before it got too late. I just got home so give me a bit and I'll try get another post up tonight!
I told a guy I was going to drink him today. That confused him. I had to explain I was going to drink his sperm from his cock. Then he understood. But it creeped him out a bit. He said he never had a woman speak to him like that. Well, now he has. He was uncomfortable with me being so forward. He was more uncomfortable when I groped his cock through his pants. He told me he thought that was wildly inappropriate. He informed me that he wasn't comfortable with women that were so aggressive and sexually open. To make a long story short, all is that I may be the reason this buttercup needs therapy now. Holy moly. I swear to God some of these twentysomethings have absolutely zero shame and almost pride themselves in not being a man. All I wanted to do was suck his cock. That was it. I don't see the issue. It's not like he didn't show interest in me. I just don't have the time or patience to play silly little lovey-dovey games. Stick the cock in me, pump me full of sperm, slide it out and let me watch TV leaking man goo in peace. Honestly, am I asking for too much? Anyway, I was left high and dry and jizz free today. So enjoy these pictures! More in the morning!
MILF tits and clit post number one to start your day. Not a single edit on these pics in less than five minutes old 😜 Now I'm off to get laid and I'm gonna wear some crazy shit to get it done! I am definitely taking pics and videos of that 💦🍆💦
Good Monday morning everyone. Someone asked me about this video, so here it is! It is with @modelmelissalyn who happens to be a completely amazing MILF of epic proportions. So enjoy as I work on some new content for you today 😉❤️
