Someone reminded about finger fucking. It's a lost art. I used to get finger banged by the best of them back in the day. I'm not talking the stupid porn slam the digits in and watch me pretend to cum by p! $$ing all over the place style finger fucking. I'm talking about that nice slow down the pants, rub the clit, slip the finger in, rinse, repeat, mind blowing finger fuck. The kind of start to a date that leaves me drooling at the thought of tasting your sperm. Where did that all go? I used to love to let the guys take me on a date and put their hand down my pants while they were driving. They just got their drivers licenses so it was probably risky business but worth it! Scott fingers me all the time. I love him for it! I abuse him a bit. I make him finger me for half an hour, eat me for half an hour, then make him fuck me how I want to be fucked for who knows how long. Then, after I cum, I make him pull out and jerk off on me while I tell him how I was thinking about other guys while he was doing all of this. Sometimes, my phone will ring while he's trying to finish and I'll get up, tell him to finish on his own, and leave him all by his lonesome to whack it into his hand. I should be more considerate towards him. But I won't be. I enjoy it too much. He's getting his though, just after I get mine. Isn't that how it should be?
There is a guy who taking some serious heat. He used to be a director for Brazzers and he was a total dick. Awful person. I shot a scene with a guy name Jordan, I believe he passed away, with this guy directing where he wanted Jordan to ch0ke me. I don't get ch0ked. It's stupid, it doesn't turn me on and the only chicks I know who will do it do it for money. I made it clear it wouldn't happen. He got all pissy, kind of postured up like he was going to do something and realized very quickly he was starting something he couldn't finish. I finished the scene, everything went great, and the director even acknowledged it. I quickly told my agent, Jim South of World Modeling, I would never work with him again, the director that is. They knew who it was before I even told them. Shortly afterwards he was terminated from directing from every major company because he was such a loose cannon. Fast forward 20 yrs and he is still around doing his thing, but as his own production company. The same game is still working for him after all these years. Weird how it lasted the test of time. A simple no and make it final assures a win, but that's not how it works in the world of porn. Did for me though. So yay for me, I guess...and I still got paid. Double yay.
Who has the urge to fuck. I know I do. Show of hands for those who feel the same as I do. Nobody? Nobody at all? Well, that sucks and not the way I want it to suck. I literally cannot get anyone to cum and put themselves inside me today. What's up with that? Certainly not a hard dick. Oh well, toys it is. Man. The first day I have really had to myself and I can't even get laid. Such is life. There is always tomorrow!
Tomorrow I am planning on doing a titty fuck video. Someone suggested that and it sounded good. I like a good titty fucking. I prefer a smaller cock when I titty fuck a dick off. It fits and feels better and it gives me a mental high as well. I like making a guy disappear completely, especially when he cums. I can feel the head of his dick pulsing when it starts coughing up the jizz. But, video wise, you need a bigger dick for tit fucking. The whole visual thing kind of goes away if all you see is my tits. So, I'm going to ask Scott tonight if he will do the honors. I bet he does. His dick is almost 7 inches. Almost, but not quite.
I think I might have mentioned, I have someone who wants me to commit. Commit. I commit to sucking your dick whenever and wherever you want. What could else could you ask for in a chick? He wants to do things like go shopping, trips, hikes. I'm' like... Did I mention I'd rather just suck your dick? He asked me if I wanted a "Gentleman" in my life. I am thinking, sure, be a gentleman, hold my hair while I suck the spooge out of your balls. Is there a theme here? I think there might be. Look, I like him, I really do. Just not like that. Take me for wings, wash it down with a load of jizz, and catch you tomorrow. Is that asking for too much? Sure... I'll do cute things with him. Such as holding his hand... while I suck his dick. I know...what's with all the dick sucking references? Shit, I guess I'm in the mood for some serious dick sucking session and there's no one around to supply me with the dick. This guy could, but he's holding out for some kind romance novel version of me that doesn't exist. And I'm glad it doesn't exist. I like hanging out with guys and girls. I consider them great friends. Even better friends if I'm licking their genitals at the end of the night. If I'm lucky, I'm gonna be licking their genitals by the end of the night. Just saying.
Here is a set of pics I don't think that I have ever put up. I was reminded by the guy who took them. He wanted to see them again as he said he lost them. I found them. If he wants to see them again, there is a toll to pay. His dick in my cunt should pay the way for him. I'll let you know if he coughs something up for me.
People are annoyed when I send them messages with misspellings. If I answer messages on my phone, it's anybody's guess as to what might end up being sent. I get to go, and then the phone changes whatever the fuck it feels like, and before you know it, I've sent something completely unintelligible because I didn't proofread it. What would be a good joke to tell here? I know. The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
Occasionally, do you just feel like a warm mouthful of balls? Probably not. Let me rephrase that. Is there ever a time when you just want a warm, wet cunt to soak your tongue in? You pretend it's a pussy. I'll pretend it's a cock. Though a pussy works for me, if I had to order off the menu, it would be dick. I'm kind of in that mood. I've been that way since I saw that guy yesterday at Lowes. I am absolutely curious, almost to the point of desperation, to find out what his dick looks like. I bet it's a good one. I just know it is somehow. It's almost as if I can taste it. You might not have noticed, but I'm wearing cock goggles at the moment. You'd wear them the same way you'd wear beer glasses, but instead of the alcohol running through your system, it's hormones going off the rails. It seems the older I get, the more often I'm wearing cock goggles. I'm okay with that!
What happens now. I have no idea. Nobody is around. My toys are around and I'm fighting with myself not to use them. I have high hopes a dick in shining armor will cum and stab me with his sword. Repeatedly. I should probably stop this right now before it gets too stupid.
Here's an odd set of pictures. I have to take them all by my lonesome at the moment, but I'm okay with that. I got what I need to get that done.
I had to go to the dentist today and get a root canal. Easy peasy. While waiting, I asked for a pen so I could write some of this down while I had it in my head. The lady gave me a pencil. Right off the bat, the tip broke. I learned today that writing with a broken tip on a pencil is pointless.
Look...I don't have a boyfriend. But I do know a guy who would get really mad if he heard me say that. Guys get all pussy tangled. I'm dealing with one right now, and I only emptied his balls once. I don't get it. It's just pussy. You stick your dick in it, pump some jizz up inside of me, rinse, repeat, then go home. I don't want to know about your feelings. Just fuck me, go home and quit making it complicated. If we get along and are decent in the sack, we will do it again...and again. Let it go at that. Seriously...I don't want to spend every waking moment with anyone. Girls get all fucked up with guys as well. I don't get it. I mean, I like them both, but for fucks sake...in measured doses. What really throws me for a loop is I encourage my fuck buddies to be with other people. Fuck marry them if you want. Works out best for me. Then I know you're going home on time. Sometimes I wish I had a dick to gag them with it when they talk too much. Anyway, just because my pussy jerked your dick off doesn't mean we are making plans to introduce me to your parents. It just means I jerked your dick off with my pussy. End of story. I'm just saying.
More bitching. I'm listening to a guy who I know didn't vote bitch about the mid-term elections. Listening to him is like reading in the car. It's okay at first, but then you start to get nauseous a few minutes in. Again...he didn't vote, so the only thing he is allowed to do is eat it however they serve it. I voted. Things went super duper for me here in Florida.
The best part about creampies is you can save them for later...just saying.
Whenever I hear someone say life is hard, I like to ask them, "Compared to what?" Annoys the shit out of people.
I pissed Connor off yesterday. I didn't go with him to his friend's party or whatever it may have been. I was busy. Needed to get shit done. He got all pissy, and I shut him down. Today he wanted to know where we stood with each other. Where do we stand? I wanted to say, "You're a 19 yr old kid that shoots a ton of cum. That's about all you got going for you...you stand where I tell you. What I actually told him was I only argued with him so I could hate fuck him later. I like hate fucks. It's like riding unstable dynamite...you never know.
I went to Lowes this morning. That's always a great time. Actually, I like Lowes and Home Depot, but that's beside the point. I saw this super hot guy walking around, so of course, I stalked him around the store. He was tight and right. We ended up waiting for the self-checkout together, but he just smiled at me quickly. I think I freaked him by staring at him while thinking, that's right, keep looking me right in the eye as you shower me with your cum. That didn't happen. He got out of there promptly. Too bad for me, mmm, what I would have given to suck that guy's cock. I seriously would have swallowed this guy's sperm right in the parking lot. He made my pussy that wet. The problem is...he obviously didn't feel the same. Well, there will be more. One of them will feed me.
Someone sent me a meme saying, "Stress is because you give a fuck." That's stupid. Stress is from getting a bad fuck. Don't argue with me on this. I know it to be true.
Good morning, Just a little video to get things going, the light was a bit harsh but you will have these things! Working on some new stuff for you. Trying to figure out what I should do. Suggestions are good, I will consider them so feel free to shout out what you want to see!
Real quick, I know it seems like I haven't been posting a bunch of times a day, and I haven't, but not because I don't want to. I just got a lot of shit to do. These last two storms have been adding to the workload around my house these days. The yard cleanup alone is daunting. I took last night off so I could get a break from the action, and it was awesome. So hang in there. I should be done with all of it today! I'm just winding up the last few things. Here are a few pics of some of the people that live on my beach that have a long way to go yet. I took them yesterday, there are hundreds more. I just got tired of walking. If you own a pool company around here, I would say you got a bright future ahead of you. I should start a pool company. I don't know fuck all about them, but how hard could it be? I'm just kidding. Don't lecture me about it.
Oh my, I did the walk of shame. How many 50 plus yr old's can say that? Do you know what the best part about being over 50 is? You don't give one fuck. I had the time of my life last night. So much so that I forgot to cum home. Why? Because I was busy cumming and soaking up sperm like a sponge. My neighbors watched me getting out of the car this morning, videoing this...I don't care. If they asked me what I did last night, I would tell them I was a fuck toy that got used in every hole, bred like a bitch in heat, and would do it again in a second if he called me and asked me to cum over and eat his jizz.
Anyway, finally, I had a good night. A very good night. Didn't spend a dime, didn't dress up, just a long night of dick, jizz, and orgasms. I wish all of you would have nights like that. It makes me feel so alive! Anyway, if you want to know more, I'll write about it, but the video pretty much explains itself. It's not great, it's hard to do shit with a selfie stick, but you get the point!
So, Connor, the pussy, he evacuated and didn't even tell me. The fucker left me here all by my lonesome to fend for myself. He said it was to get out of work. His evacuation ensured his balls wouldn't be evacuating anything inside of me. Fucker. Anyway, he said it was a good excuse, so he didn't have to go to work today or tomorrow, and he could stick it in me today when he gets home. I'm good with that. I'm going to make him video it, though, so I should have some good stuff tomorrow or Saturday, depending on when I get it put together and loaded up.
Those who I have hold my camera and snap pics for me better be careful...I'm getting pretty good at snapping pics and making videos all by myself. I'm just saying...they might want to be a bit more available...hurricane or not. Man, I'm a pushy dick, but, hey, I got porn to make. I took these pics with my Samsung Flip phone and a tripod. It should have been your tripod, but hey...a girl uses what she has!
Quickly, I'm going to answer the question about whether or not I am safe and did I have damage. No, I fear for my life, so if you tip me $250 immediately and repeatedly, I can feel safe and sound. See what I did there? Threw the old trusty porn chick scam of never letting a good disaster go to waste. Yes, for fucks sake, I'm safe. Thank you for asking. Did I have damage? Good God, man! My house is destroyed. For the love of all that is good, tip me $500 now and repeatedly, or I will never be able to survive! Oops, I did it again. Of course, I had damage. I always do. It's the same thing every time. My fence lays over, the gates do all kinds of weird shit, shingles need replacing, there is always a window that leaks when the rain hits it horizontally, and I have to pick up whatever crap blew into my yard, which is a ton of stuff. I never claim it on insurance because I fix it myself. Takes 2 or 3 days hard at it, and it's all back together. Generally for less than $100. It would be in the thousands if I hired someone, and they would fuck it up anyway. So, I do it myself, and no sympathy is needed for me. Do, however, feel free to tip me repeatedly and often...these dogs are eating me, broke the hungry bastards.
Got my internet back, so all good to go! Another named storm in the rearview mirror. Nicole. She sucked. Pretty weak if you ask me, but Ian softened everything really well, did all the heavy lifting and soaking, and then Nicole picked up where Ian left off, and now all the houses are floating in the ocean. Talk about taking the credit. I know a guy who built a house on the river, which is really the intercoastal waterway, at basically sea level. I went by today, and his downstairs is sitting at sea level...which is about six inches higher than his floor. Not a good time to say I told you so...so I didn't. But I was thinking it.
I meant to put this video up earlier, but I couldn't get it uploaded. Phones are all clogged up internet-wise as well. But everything is back up and running, so kudos to infrastructure mechanics. The other downside to hurricanes and such is that nobody wants to cum out and play. So, I played with myself!
I drove across a1a, which is about 300 yards from my house. I'd walk, but you get sandblasted, and that is never fun. Towards the end, you can see where the sea wall washed away. A few hundred yards south, it started washing away a few houses, but you can't get near those anymore. They put a curfew in place, but I quit listening to people tell me when I had to be home at about the age of 14. I can figure this shit out for myself...I don't need any help from the curfew police. Wonder if the curfew includes the crack zombies?
Two long storms right in a row. Im good with a hurricane now and then but both these bastards are fat and out of shape and move soooo slow. Couple of houses across the street are falling in the ocean. Walked over and looked at them and I give it a few more hours and then happy sailing...consider it a free cruise without having to get off your couch. I know, I am a rude bastard. Look the one going in the water as we speak is fricking multi million dollar stick house. It should float. For the billionth time... If you build a house on the beach dunes you are playing Russian roulette but with 3 bullets instead of 1. Just a matter of time. I guess the condo towers are in danger of collapse as well. They evacuated them earlier. The HOA fees are going to be a mother if they do.
Look, It's windy, dumps rain every 20 minutes, and gets windier, then dumps more rain. Rinse and repeat. This was the best video I could cum up with at the moment. Nobody wants to cum out and play because storm number two is on the way, and all the new "Floridians" are freaking out. They should be. They bought all those brand spanking new homes in notoriously low flood-prone areas...with big beautiful picturesque trees surrounding their homes that are also known as "widowmakers." If I were them, I'd buy a chainsaw and rent a canoe. Instead, they buy up all the bottled water because heaven help them if they had to use the tap. That's all I drink..tap water. I have a Britta and a Zero water, but still, it's tap water. Even if your water stopped working, and I've never seen that, what's the first thing a billion people bring to storm-damaged areas? BOTTLED WATER. Fill up your tub. I do. It's like 30 gallons or something like that. I have a shower I can use for a few days and a tub full of water that would last at least a week or two. But for fuck sake, quit buying 47 cases of water. It's embarrassing...to me. I have to live here with you people. You're making me look bad and ruining my storm cred.
Yep, I did my duty, voted, and got shit done. Wore this outfit for Scott and made him jerk off on me. I'll put the cum shot video up tomorrow! So, I guess, check out the video and let me know if you would jerk it on me in this fuckkini.
Voting day is tomorrow. It should be interesting. Either way, there will be a lot of butt-hurt people walking around shortly. My butt hurts, but that's because it had two dicks in it. One was reasonably fat. That's my excuse.
Some greasy kid who needed a shower walked up to me and said, "I have finally met my soulmate" I said, "I didn't." It took him a minute, and then he laughed. I did not. He said he would be right back, that he had to make a phone call. I never saw him again. Wonder why not? I'm not a pick-up line person. Just say hi. If you're nice, I'll talk to you all night long. That works best for me.
Did you ever wonder why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? I'm just saying.
I spend a lot of time spinning around Twitter looking for that magical porn pic or video that will make my chair wet. I should really wear something when I'm doing it. Anyway, I run across tons of ding dongs who think they are, without a doubt, the smartest person in the room. They aren't. Ironically, they are too dumb to know that. Honestly, after watching some of these folks, I think I understand why some animals eat their offspring before they can breed. I'm just saying.
I did a Joe Rogan podcast for the first time today. I mean, it was alright, but it didn't live up to the hype. I found myself wandering. Maybe he was just having an off podcast day. Actually, this is the first and only podcast I have ever experienced. I wanted it to be all that. Maybe another one will be. Is it something I would do again? Probably, but not if I had something else to do. Does that make sense?
I feel like they give these storm news conferences for everyone but those who actually live here and are from here or have lived here for a while. Look, I said it before, if you live in a house that is built on stilts, then you pretty much knew it was a matter of time before your house floated away. That's on you. Bon voyage motherfucker. If you could afford that house...surely you could afford the insurance. I can afford it, and I'm anything but rich, and I don't own a mansion, more like a storage unit. Nah, it's not that bad. 1500 square feet. One hundred fifty yards from the ocean. But it was a 1945 block build, elevated, and survived over 20 named storms. It ain't going anywhere, and even if it does...I won't be left empty-handed with my hands out due to a lack of insurance. I don't know, though. Insurance is getting out of control here in FL, so maybe next year I'll be one of the people sucking off FEMA's tit.
Who doesn't love plaid...it showcases my box so nicely. I'm just saying. Look, I fucked a 19 yr old, took it in the ass, then I fucked a 60 yr old, and I basically jerked his dick off with my ass. He had no idea he wasn't the first one in there today. He should have. It slipped right in. No lube required. My older guy was something I don't normally do... a content fuck. I fucked him because I thought it would be something good to tell you all about on here. I would have fucked him if I was in the mood. He's a good-looking dude and fun to be around. But I wasn't in the mood. Connor filled me up with all the jizz a girl needs for a month. But I thought wouldn't it be cool to cross both ends of the age spectrum? Grandfather to Grandson. At least, that's how the age difference worked out. They aren't really grandfather and grandson. Be cool if they were...but they aren't. Funny thing is, grandpa, put it to me. I came like a motherfucker. Twice. I don't know if it's because he ate my ass and I knew where my ass had been or if he was just that skilled, but either way, if I had to choose who to fuck, sorry, Connor, gramps wins this one. Plus, gramps had a better dick. It was kind of ugly, but it was thick and long and spongy enough to fit in my ass without killing me. The only downer is he doesn't cum. I mean, he cums, but nothing cums out. Something to do with his prostrate, but I'm not getting into that. Here I am, calling him gramps, and he is only 4 yrs older than me. I am a grandmother, so I guess that fits. Anyway, two thumbs up to the older gent.
I'm digging Elon Musk for the entertainment value. Just saying.
People keep telling me to vote. Fuck off. I'll vote. I always do. I don't need someone telling me to do so or who to vote for. The next person gets a poke in the eye, and they aren't going to like it. Again. Just saying.
I found a little video clip on Twitter. It makes me wet. I wish it didn't, but it does. I'm weird like that. The lady looks so....suburban housewife...I like it! Anyway, it's the last liked video ❤️ on my Twitter profile (there is a little "LIKE" tab on there), so if you go there, you can see what I'm talking about. She's the one that inspired my outfit. Let me know what you think of it if you see it.
I finally saw Connors's bedroom this morning. His cock visited the inside of my cunt while I was there. His grandparents went away for the weekend and decided to stay away for the storm. So while the cats are away...their cub is breeding me with 19 yr old jizz...in their house. They hate me. Too bad because I'm in love with their grandson's dick. Man, I like the way that sounds. On top of that, I was looking at myself in the mirror while I was stroking his dick...I look good with a 19 yr old dick in my hand. I looked even better when I put it in my mouth. The stark contrast in age difference looks so...I don't know...exciting and taboo. I hate that word "taboo," but I can't think of another one at the moment. I couldn't see myself when we were fucking but I am thinking I look pretty damn good there with his dick slipping in and out of me as well. I got off pretty quickly. It's been a bit, and his dick was perfect for getting back on the horse, so to speak. It's not that big, so it was a good comfortable fuck. So good I came in about 2 minutes. One of those "Oh shit...I'm about to make some bizarre faces, so you better look away." orgasms. Connor was just getting started. I have found that he can go for just about forever in the mornings and likes to do just that. I was done after I came this morning. There was no second cum anywhere to be found for me. So I let him pump my asshole. It was the least I could do for allowing me to use his dick to get off. Connor does love stuffing my colon with his dick. I like the idea of letting him use my ass as a fuck toy, and I adore the thought of being ass pumped by a 19 yr old. It feels so...degrading? Is that the word? I don't know. I just love the feeling of him having that kind of power when he's in my ass. His being 19 makes it more intense. In the end, he flooded my rear end with his cum, just like he usually does, and I dripped it out of my ass all over his grandparent's tile floors as I wandered around their house. I found some pictures of his father. They look alike. I want to compare cocks. It got me to wondering who would be the better fuck? Father or son? Connor is a pretty good fuck, so it's very possible his father would be a dud compared to him. To me, that would be awesome. I love the mental fuck that goes along with that. I would love to tease his father about that while I played with his dick and see how fast he empties his balls. Wait. I'm getting super weird. I don't need this kind of sexual stress at the moment. It will get me fucked up, and I'll think about it all day.
Another goofy video but cum on... it's got tits and muscle, and at least I'm talking about finding some dick. I know you all want to see and hear about the dick sliding up inside of me. So do I, but I'm not going to just bullshit you about it. I actually go out and find the dick, prep the dick, suck the dick, then get bred by the dick. It's a process. But you know that. Just like getting pussy... you gotta go through the process and play the game. I'm sure it's similar, and I know you all think it's super easy to get a dick inside of me, but it's harder than you think, and I'm not talking about the dick. Sometimes just sucking a dick off is considered a win. Let's see what I can "cum up" with today 😜
I was texting with a guy last night who took some pics and pumped jizz on me. I still have the pics, and the photo set progressed exactly as these pictures suggest they did. I remember it was like yesterday. Funny how good dick is not easily forgotten.
I had a porn chick stop by this morning. She's having a kind of mental crisis, I guess. I'm probably the worst person to go to for sympathy on these things. I don't get it. Shit goes wrong. Fix it. Problem solved. She asked me how I always seem super upbeat about myself and my past. I said I have a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you think I'm sexy." Then I sit at green lights until I feel good about myself. She didn't think that was funny. I did. I still do. Depressed people have like zero sense of humor. I'm just saying.
I got into a discussion about what I think about Elon Musk owning Twitter. I don't know. I know that Twitter got to be a virtue-signaling loudspeaker and nauseatingly weird before he did. In the beginning, there would be two political choices on Twitter. Then Twitter took away one of the choices. If you have two choices and take away one...then you don't have a choice. That's how I saw Twitter. I still do. I don't think anything has changed...yet. It probably will. Hopefully, he will do more than just swap the choice being offered and allow both to be available.
A little light on the posting recently. I had some surgery Friday, so that slowed things down. The anesthesia left me a bit light-headed for a day or so. I don't announce that crap because I hate the sympathy responses. Anyway, all ended up good, so that one is in the books. Oddly enough, I have been very horny. I think because I have spent a lot of time surfing porn and such during my downtime. No matter how I ended up wet, I did, and I still am. I think today I might try to see how a dick feels inside me. I think I'm all good, so we shall see!
Have you noticed that Tranny's are getting hotter these days? They make me happy. Some of them are better looking than actual chicks. Honestly, for me, it's a dream match. I get the best of both worlds. A hot chick with a real, live, working dick that pumps jizz. To be honest, I don't know what more I could ask for. To look into a beautiful woman's eyes as I feel her pumping her sperm inside of me...wickedly perfect. I say that's marriage material. If only they were into chicks. I guess some kind of are, but the main point of being a Tranny is to attract cock. I wish I had a magic wand that would turn Bob into the most beautiful girl with a smoking hot chick's body but keep his perfect dick and balls attached. He'd flip out, but I would literally fuck him to death. It would be cool if I could overpower him...that would be an incredible role reversal. How fun that would be. Turn him into a beautiful skinny chick with his oversized dick dangling between his/her legs and me holding him/her down while I fuck my pussy half to death on it, and there would be nothing he/she could do to stop me. That would flip Bob out. He so loves being the big strong in, charge guy. Fuck, that makes me wet thinking about making him into my sissy bitch with a dick. I am one weird porn chick. Who cares. It's fun to think of these things. They should make serious movies with awesome graphics and such about these things. I'd never leave the house.
It just occurred to me that I'm gay. Sexually gay, that is. Is that a thing? It should be. I mean, am I allowed to identify as sexually gay? Is that within bounds? Who knows, but I think this is a thing. Girl dating isn't for me. Tasting them, however, is. They taste better than they look if that's even possible. I wanna lick girls and date guys. Is that in the rule book of being a proper woke drone? I bet it is. I also want to lick the dick, but that is probably a 15-yard personal foul. Good thing I don't play by the rules. I just need to find a smoking hot MILF that is into licking me as I am into licking her. One who will share her cock stories with me and then taste me from within. Could you please let me know where that amazing person is? Her whereabouts are a mystery to me. My experience has been that lesbians are notoriously clingy. As if I was the last gay chick on the planet. Super possessive would be the best description. I need that freedom to drink the jizz from the fountain. I hate to say it, but I would give up pussy entirely if I had to choose dick or twat. Not even a question. Not that I don't get pussy stupid now and then...I do, and in the worst of ways. It doesn't take hold, though, not like cock does. Cock can rule me. Pussy, well, it just makes me temporarily stupid. Not saying I would want to give it up. I don't. But if I had to choose, see ya later, salty sweet clam.
So, I'm looking at skinny naked girls on Twitter which is apparently wrong. I replied to a tweet saying, "Holy shit, this tight body on this perfect chick is unbelievable." Several quickly answered this by saying I'm supporting an unhealthy, unobtainable body style. I'm afraid I have to disagree. She certainly obtained it, her photos are proof of that, and for some unknown reason, my pussy supported it by getting that sloppy wet feeling. I guess I'm supposed to like the heavy girls as much as I like skinny girls. Dammit! I didn't know that! Here I've been all along, drooling over skinny girls with tight bodies when I'm supposed to be hot for the thicksters as well. The nerve of me. I'm an awful person. Or am I? Why do I like hot, tight, fit, skinny chicks? I don't know. They have always made me drool, and not just from my mouth. It strikes a spark inside me every time I see one. I should try and learn how to stop that. Or should I? What's wrong with me liking hot skinny chicks? What's wrong with fingering myself to a hot skinny chick? Nothing that I can see. I get it. Not everyone will be a hot skinny chick, and that's not fair. But it's not unfair, either. It's called life. It's not wrong in the least. It's a primal instinct, and neither you nor I can control what we like. We can be taught to suppress it, but why in the fuck should we? So some not-so-skinny chick eating a Big Mac can feel better about herself? No, that's not how reality unfolds. Guess what...
I don't finger myself to hot skinny guys. Well, I guess I do if they have a beautiful penis. A beautiful penis kind of overrides everything else for me. Actually, I can't tell you what type of guy catches my eye. It's too broad of a group to pinpoint. Half the time, the guys that ended up emptying sperm inside me were never attractive to me until I got to know them. Then there is the other half. The dazzling beautiful people. I will say 70 percent of them weren't worth the time in the sack. But, as you get to know them, for the most part, the flashy looks get pretty dull pretty fast. But, when it cums to women if they are beautiful, hot, skinny chicks... I don't care. I'm eating that for lunch. We like what we like.
