Man, I'm still doing the leak of shame after last night with Bob. His jizz leaked out on my sheets last night, and now it's still leaking out on my chair. I need to get the Clorox wipes out. Not complaining. I'm doing weird things, though. I'm fingering myself and smelling his sperm. I don't know why. It smells good, though, and it makes me feel alive. It actually puts a smile on my face. I'm sharing too much. People shouldn't know this about me, but it feels good to tell you. I wonder if his wife can smell me on his cock. Probably not. The way he tells it, she isn't into dick all that much. It's only one side of the story, though. I would need to hear her side. I can't imagine any chick not wanting Bob's dick punching her guts around. It really is the perfect penis. It's a dick worth fucking your life up for. I don't like Bob, but if he asked me to marry him, I would so I could be closer to his cock. I would pretend to love him so I could carry on an affair with his penis. Fuck I miss Bob's cock. This getting married shit has screwed up my sex life. At least I haven't been cut off completely.
The guy I love and not for his dick came over last night while Bob was pumping sperm into my asshole. He didn't come in. He went back home. He sent me a text message I saw this morning. It was like a kick in the gut. I forgot I set up a date with him. I really fucked that up. I got overly excited about being Bob's sperm dump and completely forgot about him. I feel bad. But I am glad I spent my time with Bob last night. I need his dick. I'm serious. I physically need his cock. I would explain this to him, but I have done this to him so many times he isn't going to listen. Well, that's not true. I don't know how he's going to react. I haven't talked to him yet. He hasn't returned my text or answered his phone. I may be getting ghosted. I hope not. The only silver lining is that my intestines are squishing about after getting doused in Bob's cum. It feels good. So good that I'm going to have to rub one out. As in right now. So catch up with you all in a bit.
I am going to get myself stretched from the inside later today. Bob is cumming over. He has discovered what science has known since caveman days...that wedding cake reduces sex drive in women. His wife has decided getting pumped by Bob's magical dick isn't for her. I warned him. Now he's stuck like Chuck. And she wants a baby. My advice? See Bob run. I'm just saying. This was never going to work from the start. He was sticking his cock in my guts days after saying I do. Not that I'm complaining... I would have married his dick if that was a thing.
Politics. It is driving the world these days. You can't believe everything you hear, but repeating it like you do has become a thing.
Scott asked me if I thought about him when I was fucking other people. I said, "No, I don't think about you when they have their dick inside of me. But, I do think about them when it's your dick inside of me, and if I cum with you, it's because I imagine it's their cock inside of me." Probably not a good thing to say to a guy with a fragile ego, but it's the truth. Now every time he puts his dick in me, he will wonder who I'm thinking about. Good. I like that. I'm getting that tingling feeling just thinking about it. See... there are benefits to everything. Now I want to fuck Scott and stare at him intensely while he's pumping my pussy and make him wonder whose cock I'm thinking about at that exact moment. He is probably going to get some epic cock drainings shortly. The truth will set you free. And empty your balls... don't forget that part.
Was I a good parent? I was asked that. I said probably not. I mean, I thought I did an excellent job of childproofing the house, but they still got back in. She said she didn't like my humor. I said I wasn't kidding. She didn't get that last part. Neither will anyone else. I think it is slick how I slid that in at the end. I'm proud of that one. Nobody else will be, but I am 😉
MILF's worry about their online appearance. What don't they understand? A MILF is an older chick. She isn't supposed to look 18. If she looks 18 and has a kid, she is probably a stripper who made some questionable decisions. She isn't a MILF, a GILF, or an ILF of any sort. There should be rules to being a MILF. MILF's should have to have some kind of success in life. They can't be drunks or addicts, or psychopaths. Otherwise, you lump all the good ones in with the crackheads. Why, you might be asking? So they don't have ulterior motives for sticking dicks inside themselves. A MILF should have their own money and be self-reliant. Or at least have a husband with a ton of cash. That way, it's all about the sex and nothing but the sex. When you stick your dick in a MILF it's because she wants it inside her more than you want to put it there. Kind of like me. It's the reason I type all this word salad crap out... because I like being a MILF or a GILF or any ILF. It's my badge of honor. I know... it doesn't take much to make me happy, but who cares. It works for me.
Some guys have the absolute fattest dicks like this guy did. He was an amateur photographer that pushed the shutter button for me. I ended up taking a cunt full of man chowder to thank him for his efforts. His dick was so fat blowjobs were out of the question. It was that fucking hefty in the width department. It was one of those dicks that are fun for about an hour, but then you need a break for about a month so that you can feel everyone else. He was packing seven inches in length as well, so he was definitely rearranging the innards as he plowed into me. He was a dry person. Didn't say much. Hard to hang around with. But overall a nice guy, and he certainly left me puddling cum everywhere I sat.
On the flip side, I knew a super good-looking guy with a body to die for and a 3-inch penis. All those muscles must have sucked his dick down to size. It was the cutest thing you have ever seen. Great big balls that were out of proportion with his cock. I don't remember if he came all that much. Must not have, or I would have remembered that. He wanted to get into porn, but it wasn't his size working against him, it was his dick quickie problem. The clock started ticking when his dick hit a pussy, and he blew under a minute. Every damn time. The odd part was it was only if his dick touched a pussy. He could fuck my ass for an hour, but the second his little weenie popped inside my pussy, boom, he was spraying my guts with sperm. I could blow him and believe you me... I can blow a small cock into jizz oblivion. That's the best part about being with a guy with a small cock. Giving blowjobs are mind-blowing fantastic for the both of us. Trust me on this. He would always call me and ask if I wanted a quicky. I was like, "As opposed to what?" We didn't last that long. I do talk to him occasionally online. He still looks good. Not worth finding out if he ever got over the minute man thing.
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Did the married dick thing yesterday. It was solid. He would need to worry that I might be knocked up if that was a thing. It's not, but a girl can dream. Another guy who tried to wear a condom. "Get outta here!"... said in a heavy NY mobster accent. His dick was too sexy to wrap up in plastic. I'm just saying. I can't feel that wonderful ridge of the dick head that rubs so nicely inside of me. I go with a Nancy Reagan when it cums to condoms... I just say no. Lots of you won't get that. I still remember her commercials. I get it. If you want to wear them, wear them. Just don't expect to put your saran-wrapped dick in my guts. It feels like such a waste of a good fuck. I'm old, and I don't give a shit anymore. I've made it this far, and I'm going to ride it out bare the rest of the way. Anyway, he fucked me in his house, bent over his kitchen stove. He was the perfect dick height that allowed me to almost stand straight up. I was staring at pictures of his wife and his kids posted on the refrigerator. I could see them in the reflection of the microwave. Oddly enough, it made me cum. Which made him cum. He asked me where I wanted him to cum. I don't know why. I already nixed him on the dick wrapper, and one would think I'm expecting to be bred properly with a pussy full of his sperm. But he wanted to be polite, so I told him what I preferred, and he pumped me a few more times, then he went balls deep and did his best to add another kid to the refrigerator photo gallery. When he pulled out, a big glob of jizz made a smacking plopping sound when it fell out of me. Call me weird, but the site of his cum drooling out of me and onto his kitchen tile turned me on. I told him to put his dick back in me. The dummy argued and said he wasn't going to stay hard. Just put the damn dick back in me already, dammit! He did. And after about 30 seconds, I had a whopper of an orgasm. It was face making, lip drooling, knees buckling good. Thank god. I needed that. I'm sure he thought I was a maniac, but who cares, I got what I wanted.
Why were we in his house when he's married? Seems kind of risky and stupid, one might say. It was his call, and his wife was in Sanford visiting his mother-in-law, and she took the kids. Lucky me. I don't care that he cheats on her. She looks hot in the pictures. But he has his reasons, and they are none of my business. My business is getting his cock to drain in my guts, and business was booming yesterday.
Connor got sunburned on his legs and chest yesterday. Pretty bad. He said he can't sleep because the sheets and such bother his burns. I told him to take 3 or 4 Viagra before he goes to bed. It'll keep the sheets off his legs. He didn't get it. He thought I was serious.
I like the way I look so happy to be getting cock in these photos. I really was happy about it, so it was an easy look to achieve. I took these on his cell phone. Zero edits or filters or anything that gets creepy and tries to fool you into thinking I'm perfect. Check them out and let me know what you think. He had a nice puddle of jizz leaking out of me, don't you think?
I want to get married again so I can cheat. Getting my pussy fucked by a stranger is so much better when it's married. I miss the days of standing in the kitchen cooking with some random studs sperm swimming around inside of me while my husband kisses me hello after getting home from work. Or sitting on the couch, hoping the cum from his best friend doesn't leak out on the couch. Man, I miss that. One of my best memories of being married was standing in my kitchen with one of my husband's employees and getting fingered by him while we watched my husband out the window grill the 4th of July burgers. His wife was chatting with other people outside while her husband was feeling my insides with his fingers. They had no idea. We didn't fuck. He just fingered me. I didn't cum but it's one of my most memorable sexual experiences ever.
I saw the marriage numbers for last year. The number of people who got married is down to 3,526,311. They say that's low. Mostly because of the pandemic. I could care less. What I'm worried about is shouldn't this number be even? Just saying.
New sexual role-play scenario. Lion tamer. I'll be the lion and get on all fours and you be the tamer and put your head in my mouth. I promise not to bite. I could use a good head in my mouth about right now.
Is it okay to set a camera up in a public gym? Probably not. It's kind of weird. People have no self-respect or respect for anyone anymore. If someone films a set for you by holding a phone, and I have done that, it seems like a clean play. Setting a phone stand up and sucking up floor space while you do whatever... no, it looks like a douche move to me. I could be wrong. I was asked if I would go to a public gym and film myself. Obviously, the answer is no. I work out in my house so I can do whatever the fuck I want... no harm, no foul. Most people have a limited time for working out and screwing that up by setting up cameras and basically just being in the way and a distraction... doesn't sit right with me. But to each their own and you do you. I'll be over here in the bathroom stall looking at porn and fingering myself.
I like to watch porn compilations. Mostly the cum shots. I watch the girls take huge loads on their faces, close their eyes, and make the "Ewww gross face," and I think to myself... what a waste of a perfect load of jizz. She could be drinking that down. That's what I would do. At the very least, I would eat it after scooping it off my face. Does sperm taste great? No. It's got a unique flavor. It's not to die for. But it never gets old knowing that I caused those testicles to pump jizz, even better if it's pumping it down my throat. I just like knowing that I worked for the sperm, and now a piece of him is inside me in the form of a gooey load of jizz, and he's not getting it back. I'll quit. I'm probably grossing some of you out. I know I disgust a couple of my friends who absolutely detest jizz. I don't think they know what they are missing. I acquired the taste for it way back when. I can't even say when that's how long it's been. I know it made me both popular and a freak. The first time I ever saw jizz was when it was splattered on my hand, and the smell hit me. I can remember it to this day. I got a whiff of it, and I couldn't stop myself from tasting it. Once I got a taste, I quickly ate the rest. Still, the first thing I think of when I see a hot dude is how I would look with his cock in my mouth and what his ball chowder is going to taste like. It's always been my go-to move.
Creampie compilations are my favorite. I like watching them one after another. I don't want to sift through an entire porn to see him dump a load in her guts. I just want to see lots of dudes dumping lots of loads inside of hot chicks. I pretend they are all me. Then I find one cumshot that really makes me wet, and I watch it over and over again. Fuck, I have issues. Why would I ever tell you this stuff? Anyway, that's what I do. I'm sure I'm not alone, so cut me some slack.
No more political jokes. I have seen too many of these so-called jokes get elected. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. I'm just saying.
Tell me this little outfit isn't badass! I want to do a porn wearing this. I think I look good. I want to do the amazon position in this outfit. I think me fucking a dude like a bitch in this has a nice contrast to it.
Went out on a date last night with Andrew. Went to a sports bar-type place where he knew the people who worked there. On the way there, I helped myself to his big fat cock while he drove. I like doing that. I like how it looks when I pull it out of his unzipped jeans. It seems so... I don't know, correct. Like it's what I should be doing. It feels good to have a man's cock in my mouth while he's driving. It's the natural order of things. At least, I think so. He kept pushing his hips up, trying to get his dick further down my throat. The problem is it's too fat. I know some chicks who can suck a dick down like it's nobody's business, but they aren't going to get Andrews down. It's the downside to having a massively fat cock. It feels amazing inside of me. I love the way it absolutely destroys my pussy and leaves it ruined for anyone else for three or four days. But it's hard to deal with otherwise. I can't even get my hand around it, and neither can he. If I had a magic dick wand, I would make it a little thinner and add an inch. Basically, turn it into a Bob dick. I'm getting into things nobody cares about, so back to the subject at hand. Andrew got a little overheated, so he pulled into Dollar General and let me go to work full speed on his dick. It took me about 10 minutes but I finally felt that fat head swell and start pumping in my mouth. I like the way I can feel his sperm accelerate with suction. It feels like sucking the bottom of a drink with a straw but without the noise. It was nice. I enjoyed feeling his cum slowly make its way down my throat. The sperm gets stuck, and I have to clear my throat to make it move, and I can taste it all over again when I do. That makes me wet. I asked him to finger me but he said we had to go. People were waiting on us. I was like fuck that, finger me. He declined. I thought, well, it will be extra good when he fucks later. So to the sports bar we went.
When we got there, Andrew got a bit outside of himself. I don't know if he was trying to show off for his friends or me, but he drank too much. One after another. He constantly kept pushing drinks on me. I never even sipped one and ended up with 4 of them sitting in front of me. Then he went outside with some of them and got high on something. I was thinking... loser. What the fuck am I doing here? I toughed it out listening to slurred bullshit stories and days of glory, and then I ended up driving him home. He asked me in, and even though he was blitzed, my pussy was still annoyingly horny from earlier. So we went in, got naked, and his dick decided it wasn't going to play. I know when a cock isn't going to participate. His dick was dead. A fat floppy mess. It wasn't going anywhere. His dick essentially passed out before he did. So I started getting dressed, a little ticked off and definitely ready for the night to be over. Then he got pissy. Ordered me to suck his dick until he was ready. When I didn't comply, he got a little aggressive. I looked at him and told him not to make a mistake he would regret for the rest of his life. It sunk in and he told me to fuck off, called me a whore, and told me to get the fuck out. Which I happily complied with as that was my intention, to begin with.
This morning I have a text message from Andrew wanting to know why I left last night. What a dumb fuck. He knows exactly what happened last night and if he doesn't that's even worse. So, I blocked his number, deleted his contact, and chalk that up to "You never really know someone until you know someone." What a dumbass. All he had to do was be reasonable, and he could have been emptying his balls in my guts for years to cum. That's over with. Anyway, I know this isn't the story you wanted to hear, but shit happens. This isn't an "Oh poor you Brooke" solicitation. I don't need any sympathy or words of encouragement so don't do it. I'm simply relaying my evening. I am not ticked off that he is an asshat. I am ticked that I had to toss a delicious dick into the garbage can. I really did like his dick a lot. I had plans for that cock. But he turned out to be such a shitty dude it isn't worth putting up with him to get bred by him. So, back to it. Time to find a replacement for Andrew's cock. Let you know how that goes. At least I got a bellyful of his cum before he ruined himself for me. I won't lie. I rubbed one out thinking about it last night. Fuck. I am such a perv.
Ever get tired of fake fucking? It's annoying, but still, I watch it. This isn't fake fucking. This is fucking that makes me want to feel your dick pushing sperm as deep into me as it will go. This is the kind of cock that makes me feel alive and like a woman. I do things for cocks like this that I probably shouldn't do... but I can't help myself.
Please let me get a cock in my guts tonight. Man, I have had a cock drought over the last week. I don't know what's going on, but my uterus needs a good hosing down with cum. Step it up, boys. My pussy will thank you. This is going to be a long post, so be warned. You may want to quit now.
This is true, and I'm so happy about this today! I finally got asked by some ding dong chick what my "sexual orientation" was. I told her, "I am sexually disoriented." She asked me what I meant. I said exactly that. I'm sexually disoriented. She then asked me if I had preferred pronouns. I said no, I like them all equally. Woke people. Truly an embarrassment to humanity.
They are talking about Christmas already. It's not even October. What do I want for Christmas this year? Sex toys. Lots of them. It's really all I want, and I'm being truthful. Not trying to be little Ms slutty for an audience on Onlyfans. I can't think of anything else besides sex toys. I go through them so fast. So few last. Dildos last unless you use the wrong lube or leave them on the dresser and the sun hits them. They do some bizarre shit when the sun through the window bakes them for a while. It's not a good idea to have a family Christmas, and everyone opens their presents. "Oh, look, you got an anal butt plug... so did I, but mine's blue!" You know what I really want. The most realistic 7 - 8 inch cock that can be found. I put a little mirror in front of me when I masturbate with dildos so I can see them slip in and out of me. The more realistic they look, the easier it is for me to pretend it's some hunk pumping twins into me.
Pictures. When I rub one out, I have just started looking at pictures and .gifs. I think I like watching the GIFs best because they focus on one thing and keep replaying it. I used to watch videos. But I focus on one thing, and videos advance, moving away from what I'm watching them for. For example, I like watching a close-up of a cock emptying sperm into a pussy. I like the way that spot behind the balls pumps and twitches and the way the shaft expands every time it does. I pretend it's me that's getting my guts stretched and sprayed down with jizz. I know, it's weird, but it's what I do. I have no idea what you guys do, but I know you watch porn, so it has to be similar, so don't give me crap, Mr! Anyway, videos show me what I'm after, but then they move on to something else, or they end. I have this endless specific sexual fantasy loop going on in my head, and it gets interrupted when they change positions. Then I have to rewind it back and start all over again. So photos and gifs have been my answer. Lately, photos of massively stretched pussies filled with sperm are my go-to for rubbing one out. I love to think that's me being left stretched and stupid, leaking some dude's sperm and thoroughly fucked to the point I can't stand up. I like to replay that scenario over and over in my head until I cum. And when I cum, I do mean I cum hard. Seriously intense. It's some of the most intense orgasms ever. They don't last as long as the ones I have from getting plowed by a dick, but they are sharply more intense. Gifs... when I watch gifs, it's almost always a close-up of a guy emptying his balls into a pussy. It clearly shows that spot pumping away, and then he slowly pulls his dick out, and sperm just pours out. Then it starts over again. I like that. It makes me think of Connor drowning my guts with jizz. A few minutes of that never-ending loop and I'm having another one of those insanely intense orgasms. This is probably way too much information. Why in the world would I tell you this? I don't know. I guess I'm curious as to whether other people do the same thing as I do. I'm probably asking the wrong crowd as the majority of you are dudes. Most of the chicks I know claim they don't rub one out that often just for fun. One told me the only time she plays with herself is if she gets paid for a cam show. These chicks don't know what they are missing. I have told them that, but they think I'm just being funny. I'm serious. Very serious when it cums to getting myself off. Keeps me yung and wet. I like being both.
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Nips, clit, and muscles. This should cover a few bases, at the very least. Let me know what you think of these. I know it's a ton of pics but do what you can to sort through them! I like them. They turn me on, as weird as that sounds. I have never masturbated to a pic of just me, but I think I might try!
If the only thing a guy had was a better dick, would I leave you to be with that dick? It sucks, and you won't want to hear this, but yes. Every stroke that cock makes inside of me removes a little more of my feelings towards you. Around the time I have cum three times, and his sperm has flooded my guts, I now belong to him. It's a primal thing, I guess. I don't have control over that. A cock can make me stupid. It can make me subservient. It can turn me willingly into a sperm dump. The harshest thing a cock can do is override any feelings I may have towards you. Most of the time that is temporary, but it can happen repeatedly. Kind of like a roller coaster ride, only it's your best friend bending me over the trunk of his car and dumping jizz in my ass. I could lie to you and say the dick doesn't matter, but it most certainly does. And, no, it's not the size. Guys with small dicks have removed property rights for my pussy from guys with larger dicks as many times as vice versa. It's just the dick. Each individual dick. The way I see it is that when a guy is pumping a baby into my pussy, it's just his turn. It will likely be someone else's turn shortly. Same thing for me with dicks. It's just my turn to drink the sperm from his cock. Someone else will be letting his jizz slide her throat shortly because it's her turn. Do I like it? I do if they continue to use me as a fuck toy. I like to get the details of what she's doing to him. That turns me on. I don't like it all if they cut me out so they can be with her completely. I'm good with her being the main cum dump as long as I get mine now and then. But I don't care about the touchy-feely stuff, so that's easy for me. Most people do. I would feel bad for them, but I warn just about everyone I am challenged when it cums to being faithful.
I have said this before. I am happy to get your pics and videos on here. You don't have to ask to send them. I enjoy them. I am not going to rate them or stroke anyone's ego. I will look at them and enjoy them in my own private way. If you want me to give you a rating, it's one of the few things I require a tip for. Careful, though, I don't bullshit, and some people expect me to tell them how amazing their dick is no matter what because they tipped me. Not how I work. If you want a dick rating, you are going to get one. Not some copy and paste bullshit which is 99 percent of what's out there. I know this because I was asked to write about 10 of them for a pretty good chunk of cash. I was told to use names in each one. My guess is they just replaced the name with whoever paid for the rating. Did I do it? I did 3 of them before I got tired of it and quit. I wish I didn't, but I did. These things happen in life.
Advice to live by. If you don't empty his testicles, then someone else will. And he should let someone else do just that. I'm tired of hearing women run around and act as if men should just accept whatever they are given when it comes to sex. No, they shouldn't. Anyone who says or thinks, "If they love me, they won't care about sex," is an idiot. Run from these morons as fast and as far as you can. If you can't run, cheat. It works both ways. If they can't find the time several times a week to at the very least jerk or blow you... then do they truly love you? If sex is always too much of a chore or it "hurts," then dump them. You will never be happy. Do I want to suck the sperm out of your balls 24/7? Well, kind of but I'm a bad example. But it makes me happy to make you happy so sucking a cock is as fun for me as it is for you. I understand what it's like to be horny and frustrated. I'm kind of that way right now. My pussy is annoying me to do something about it. It wants to be drowned out and gagging with a heavy load of sperm. Sure, I could rub one out but it's always mentally better which makes it physically better when someone else participates in making me cum. Even if they just watch me rub one out. I'm easy like that. Sure it's 20 minutes out of someone's day to help me get off, but it's not like I won't return the favor. So, all I'm saying is don't put up with people who aren't going to participate in your sex life. It's a major key to being happy in life.
The only thing I want to work out today is my clit. I think I got some good shots of my chick dick in the gym today. I did these all by myself, with no help, so it took a bit. Once I got started, I couldn't stop, though. I dig taking pics and sharing them. Probably more than anything else. Let me know what you think, and enjoy!
Is it obvious that I might be a little excited to see my favorite waiter? Heading out to get something to eat and hopefully be eaten by a hungry waiter.
Why do I have sperm sloppy tits? Because I got myself all worked up thinking back about my son's friend breeding me. Lucky for me Andrew came over to save the day and I got to think back about it while Andrew stretched me into a canyon. His dick is so fat. Sometimes I love it. It's wonderful to be destroyed by that fatty. The black hole he gives me lasts for days. I am certainly going to need to put my insides back in the correct place after the head of his dick pushed them everywhere. I didn't cum though and now he's pouting because I asked him to watch me fuck myself. Today just wasn't the day for his dick to make me cum and that's okay. I know plenty of ways to get off but I do prefer to be watched while I do it. He watched and he was into it by the time I finished myself. I didn't tell him that I was thinking about a certain someone pumping a baby into me. That's what put me over the edge and hard. Sometimes rubbing one out is the absolute best and that certainly was the case today.
Okay, here is the video I am not super proud of, but if I'm being honest, I'm glad I fucked him. It's posted on Bt34gg.com and the password is steel18 no username is required.
He was fun. He had a man's dick wrapped up in an 18-year-olds body. It got steel hard as an 18-year-old cock does. I love to hold them when they are like granite. They just feel good in my hand. It probably feels super different to me than it does to you. I know when I finger a pussy... that pussy feels so much more amazing and different than my own. Anyway, I'm getting off base. This kid was a friend of one of my sons.
I started getting emails from him, and he clearly stated he wanted to fuck me. I knew who he was and put an end to it for obvious reasons. Not that I wasn't flattered, I was. About a year later, he called me. He knew our number. He was super nervous and explained he was over 18 and wanted to shoot a video. Again, I said no. He was a friend of my son. He let it go. But, like I often do, I ended up thinking about it. Which ended up with me masturbating about it. Which ended up with my pussy taking over and me calling him back and setting it up. He came over to talk about it. Which led to him stuffing my mouth with his cock, which, as you can see, is pretty damn big. Then he stuffed my pussy, pumped his sperm into my belly, and left me in my office, bent over my desk with a blank look on my face and my cunt dripping my son's friend's sperm on my carpet. I felt bad for about a minute, then all I could think of was doing it again. I fucked this kid in his parent's bed, in his car, in my car, and every room in my house. The truth is I was hooked on the experience as much as I was his big 18 yr old dick. We fucked often for almost three years, and he made videos with me. I'm posting one now. But then he joined the Army, and though I have heard from him over the years, we have never reconnected. I'd like to see what he looks like now. I'd fuck him again for sure.
Anyway, sorry for the novel. It was nice to think back on my time with him. I enjoyed sharing my experience with him with you. Hopefully, I didn't bore you to tears. I'll try and shorten these things up.
My clit is so like your dick. Look how big and fat it gets when I get fucked. It is literally a clit erection. It's huge, and it stays that way afterward for hours. I never get tired of looking at my own clit when it has a chick hardon.
I like these pics of his sperm pooled up on my belly. Now that I look at it, he did a pretty damn good job of unloading his testicles on me. When I see that much jizz, it makes me wonder how much of a relief it must be to get that out of there. I wish I could feel that for myself. It looks so satisfying.
Went out to get something to eat last night and chatted with a couple sitting at the bar. I eat at the bar just about everywhere I go. I only order water but still prefer sitting at the bar. She was pretty good. I'd lick her if it got down to that. But it was her husband who caught my eye. The only thing I could think about all night was that he should be dumping sperm inside me. He wasn't that good-looking, and he wasn't fit either. But he was funny and just had a way about him. If there were any opportunity I could have sucked the head of his dick right then and there, I would have. I got so into it I went to the bathrooms, which are down a little hallway, and I waited to see if he would come. I had this delusional idea that he would follow, and we could at least set something up. He didn't come. It was goofy of me, but I was so worked up I really thought he would. So worked up, I had to use toilet paper to soak up my messy pussy because I didn't wear underwear and was leaving wet spots in my shorts. I went back, and they were paying their check. We said goodbye, and I doubt I'll ever see them again. I feel like I missed out on a guy who could have done wonderful things to my pussy. I'm kind of sad about that. But I did go home, called Scott over, told him he was the only one for me, and let him pump me into a massive cum while I thought about that guy at the bar.
I am a bit fixated on that guy. As I said, he's just an average dude. But something about him just makes me go all primal. I have this urge I can't get rid of. I am almost desperate for him to try and pump a baby into me. I'll quit creeping you out. Enough about him.
What's my secret to not falling apart the older I get? Sperm. Put it in me, on me, but just do it. I don't know if jizz has a magical quality, but I know the mental part of making a guy nut on or in me does wonders for me. I'm being serious.
I finally got a dick inside me. It has been a dry spell. Connor ended that cum drought. He's a lifesaver even though we only tried the no-hands blowjob. I like not getting fucked properly. It feels like I am being used as a fuck hole. I like that feeling. It was fun. I got hung up on his dick, jerking around when I licked that "V" spot underneath the head of his cock with the tip of my tongue. He said it was annoying. I found it sexy as fuck. It would jerk up and down like it was having a spasm. I like spasms. They make me wet. I know. I'm supposed to tell you how he moaned in ecstasy as he gently held the back of my head and slid his cock down my throat. That would be bullshit because it didn't "go down" that way. We spent a lot of time with Connor giving me precise instructions. I enjoyed that. It's fun having a 19 yr old tell me exactly how he liked his dick serviced. I like being obedient to him when he's breeding me. It gives me a satisfying feeling that makes the sex so good. Connor got a bit kinky. He had me put my shirt back on and remain bottomless. He told me to keep my arms behind my back and sit knees together and look up at him. He told me to thank him for letting me suck his cock. I did all of that because not only was it sexy as fuck I was thankful for him letting me suck his dick. I like how he finished. He told me to stick my tongue in his cum hole while I sucked the head. He kept instructing me to swirl my tongue in that cum slit. Deeper, slower, faster. Then he made me stop and lick the underside of his shaft. He came just like that. Covered my face top to bottom with his jizz. His aim was non-existent, mostly because I kept licking his cock shaft until he pulled his dick away. Then he told me to sit still while he got his cell phone. He then had me scoop his sperm off my face with my fingers and eat it while he videoed it. I asked him why he wanted to video it, and he said so he could show his friends what a hot MILF whore he owned. Fuck me. He says the nicest things. I love this kid. I scooped the sperm off and made sure whoever sees this video got the impression I was a cum loving junkie. I even licked the sperm that dripped onto the floor up. It's easy to be that into ball chowder when I haven't cum. I get myself worked up into a state where licking sperm off the floor is something I have to do. I don't have a choice. After I cum, not so much. Then I'm thinking a Clorox wipe is what we need. But Connor left with a video of his 55 yr old MILF eating his jizz to show his friends. I haven't seen it yet. I hope it came out well. I want him to be proud of me in his own special way.
Twitter. Basically, it's just Instagram for pervs who don't like to go outside. I'm a perv, but I do like going outside, so I'm stuck in the middle.
I realize now that I don't say the things you want to hear. I was trying to explain how I suck at sexting. I just don't say the things I'm supposed to say. If it doesn't turn me on, I'm really bad at it. Is it selfish? Probably. I wish I was a better bullshitter. Oh well, I'm not. Plus, I would probably lose my drive to do this if I had to keep making shit up. So, if you are wondering why I don't get 8 dicks in a single day... it's because I don't. I wish I could, but I haven't figured that trick out yet. Hell, I haven't figured out how to get a single dick on demand. Sometimes they hide from me.
Someone is trying to offer me a ton of money that doesn't exist for something I'm not going to do. I would tell you that money can't buy you happiness, but the problem is it can buy you a happy meal... so there's that. Anyway, no, I'm not going to Idaho for 20K to end up victim number 193 to the hefty bag killer. I can hitchhike here in FL just fine all by myself.
It is ridiculously hot and humid here in Daytona. I mean, you can't do anything outside hot. We get that here. This is the kind of weather that makes all the people that moved here recently pack up and go home. It just means a pool day for me. Now, if only I had a snorkel to suck on, I would be good to go!
Another day, another nip pump. I do the weirdest crap. I don't know why. I just do. Probably because I like it or I like the end result. In this case, it kind of stings at first, but after a bit, it's pretty good, and I love the look I get with big fat nips poking out of my shirt. It's my newest thing.
It's labor day. Let's labor naked. Unless you are working around turning machinery. That could not be good. Unless you wanted to become a chick with no dick and you are on a budget.
Nips, colossal clit, even more enormous tits. That's a recipe for a severe dick hardening pussy smashing session. Wait. That sounds super porn chicky and over-the-top fake. Oh well. It's what I was thinking 👍🏻😉 Enjoy the pics!
The password for bt34gg.com is carfucker no username is required, so check it out. I'll post more on there later tonight.
Yes, to answer the question. I love big dicks. They are fun to look at, hold, and get canyoned out by. Bob has the biggest one at the moment. It's big. It's a solid 9 inches and reasonably thick. Not Andrew thick but thick. I would tell you stories about Bob's big dick, but they are too long.
I get that WTF shakes my head feeling when I see chicks post crap that says "model over 30, model over 40... and so on. Hold my beer, kiddies.
Some folks find my desire for fresh cub cock kind of fucked up. Why in the world would I want to let an 18 yr old breed me? I like the optics. Plus, I am addicted to how their cocks stiffen when I strip. Cub's dicks just rise. You can watch them grow. Older guys stroke it hard. It's a process. Plus, I like saying, "Relax, let's see if you can last longer this time." Cubs will also let you play with their dicks for hours without trying to touch me. I adore that. Not that I don't want to be touched. I just like playing with their dicks more. Those are probably the main reason I like cubs. Now you know.
I keep getting asked if I ever fucked a family friend. Yes. He was 19, and I made a video with him. After graduating, he kept sending me emails asking to get with me. At first, I wasn't interested. It seemed wrong. Then I kept thinking about it, and before I knew it, he was pumping his dick down my throat. I will put one of his videos on my bt34gg.com site if you want to see him. He has a big dick, and he used to smash my insides around quite properly. Good for him. Good for me. Give me a bit on this.
Good morning, just a quick little update to get your day started and hopefully help take care of your morning wood 😜 Enjoy and have an awesome day! Catch ya all later 💋
I've been pumping my nips with my clit pump. It really makes them fat and stand up and for quite some time. I thought they would go back down after a few minutes, but I get a few hours out of a good pump. So now I'm addicted to big fat nips. I have been going everywhere braless and standing at attention. One would think I would be getting dick waved in my face. I'm not. I get looks, but no one has approached. They should. I'm in an accepting mood.
Connor hasn't come over. I don't know if he's still at work or what. We have been making plans. Specific plans. Tonight I was going to suck his cock to finish without using only my mouth. No hands. It was his idea. It sounds fun, so I don't feel bad saying I'm disappointed he's not here. I texted but haven't heard anything back. Typically that means he's at work. He can't be on his phone as it's against the KFC rules. Don't know how harshly they enforce them but good for him for doing the right thing. I am starting to think I will be going to bed hungry tonight. That's okay. Maybe he will give me a big breakfast. Connor's sperm count must be off the charts. His load is so large and so thick I pretty much have to chew before I swallow.
Real quick. Sperm etiquette and what it means. She's not that into you if she spits. She is totally into you, as in true love, if she swallows while staring into your eyes. If she gargles and then swallows, well, she's just showing off. Marry that chick. Me? I'm a show-off.
Vibrating tampons. Why hasn't some genius cum up with those yet? Think about it. Then women can be at their best while they are at their worst. I'd buy one. I don't need them, but I'd buy one anyway.
I used to get mad at guys who shot jizz in my eyes. I mean, I'm sitting there with my mouth open. I'm not going to spit it out. I'm going to eat whatever you put in it. But no, you shoot it in my eye, which makes me close my mouth and miss out on a cum lunch. Just close your eyes, Brooke, you say. I don't want to. I want to see it. Watching your sperm leave your dick destined for my belly is one of my life's greatest pleasures. But I know now you have no control. It's obvious. I should have known this all along. Still, I blamed you. But trying to hit my open mouth is like shooting a bullseye with a pistol while jumping on a trampoline. It isn't going to happen. I'll just have to wear swimmers goggles or something. Which if you think about it, "swimmers goggles" is an appropriate term in this situation. Do you know what's worse than getting jizz in the eyes? And I mean way worse. In my hair. I have to wash it to get it out. I can't count how many times I have gone through my day with stiff strands of dried sperm hair. I can just wipe the missed jizz off of my face. If it's in the hair, until it's washed, you look like someone put shoe lace tips in your hair.
Stupid joke, but it's true. Look. I say things. I say things I think are funny. Mainly because they seem to ring true to something in my life, but I should get an award for this one. The best part is it's absolutely true. Are you ready? I know a guy who cries every time he cums. Every time he masturbates, it's a real tear-jerker. It sounded funnier in my head. The story is true, though. I know more than a few guys who cry when they cum. Go figure.
Here's a masturbation video. Pretend I'm sexting with you after matching with you on Tinder. I know. What the fuck am I talking about? Here's some context. I'm sexting with a guy I found on Tinder. He's hot. He's 34. It's like pulling teeth to set something up. He asked me to send him something sexy. So I sent him a short video of my jerking my clit off. I figured that should seal the deal. He sent this back. "Wow that is a bit over the top." I wasn't expecting that. I thought he would finally send me a video of him pumping his dick until it tossed its sperm. Nope. I got the "over the top" thing. Look, this guy is dealing with girls. Girls send nudes. Women send masturbation videos. It's that simple. I'm ghosting him. He's not ready for me. Regular chicks will hurt him. I'll end up taking him out. I'm just saying.
I was hanging out with some porn people again today. One is preggo, which would be fine if it wasn't a porn baby. It's a porn baby. What's a porn baby? When a chick shoots porn, and one of the dudes knocks you up. Porn baby. It's really that simple. Probably not a great way to get knocked up. I wouldn't recommend it. Sounds hot, though. Still, as I stated before, some of these chicks don't have antennas that pick up all the channels. She was complaining he didn't pull out. I said yes, he did... after he nutted inside you. Then he pulled out. She had to think about that, and I don't think she ever really got it. Anyway, congrats to her and whoever the porn dude is that pumped one in her. Why does that sound hot to me? I'm genuinely one fucked up MILF.
What is with people who keep saying they are "Taking shit to a new level?" Seriously. What are they shitting themselves and then getting in an elevator? Why do I concern myself about this? I don't know. It is just one of life's hangnails for me.
I like when couples fight in public. Especially if it's over something good like infidelity. I just wish they would quit whispering, and would it kill them to include some backstory?
I was asked if I would post this video. It's a bit extreme for a lot of people, but I'm okay with it. I surely enjoyed making it and so did he. Some guys just get off on me beating their dicks. I know he got me hooked on it and I did much worse to this guy in private. Enjoy 😉💦🍆
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