Nothing is worse than getting cheated on, getting dangerously horny about it and then go sit in a chair while a sexy as fuck dentist rubs all over you doing her dentist ๐ฆท stuff. She might accidentally get A finger brushed across her clit. Accidents happen. I'm just saying.
I got a cheating dick slipped inside of me, emptied a sticky lump of sperm, pulled out, and let me drink the last drips of ball chowder, and I didn't even know another filthy fuck hole beat me to it! I was out of my mind when I found out. And, he wasn't even the one to tell me! That sexy motherfucker! Finally, a guy willing to step up to the plate and stick his dick in another filthy slut! When I say I was out of my mind, I was out of my mind wanting to know the details, but he wasn't there to give them to me! I still don't have them... the dipshit is avoiding me! He knows I know, but I don't care. Just give the details, dammit! I will do things to his dick that aren't even legal while he does! All these scenarios and visions of this fabulous hotty sucking his dick better than me were enough to leave wet spots in my shorts. My vagina is still buzzing. He better not ghost me! I'll find him. That's my only rule. You have to tell me every little detail if I catch you cheating. From how you kissed to how she licked the rim of the head of your cock. And, you have to watch me finger myself while you do. That's the rules, for fuck sake. Play by the damn rules, Mr! I am so horny for this cheating bastard! I would drink his sperm out of my asshole if I could. I'm just not that flexible anymore. Used to be, but age fixed that for me. Still, I would. Then ask for more.
There is a downside to this cheating bastard. He was supposed to be my cuckold. He was also supposed to be my boyfriend, and we can still do that but the cuck thing is out. You can't cheat and expect me to take you seriously as a cuck. Once you step out, you are just a high-level boyfriend. I will be expecting repeat infidelity, so the game is on. And, so that you know, I will try and score your filthy little fuck bunny for myself. I have never been successful in doing so, but it doesn't mean I won't try. I have always wanted to take the other woman for myself and make her my own little finger warmer. I can see the look on a guy's face when he finds out she canceled her date with him to get finger fucked in the car by me. How delicious!
If you are interested, I'll keep you posted on this guy and his side pussy. I know I am.
Good morning, here is a quick little update for you guys. I have a busy day today so I won't be around too much but wanted to let you know and hopefully this little video will help you through the day and make your cock hard ๐ Anyway, I'll catch you later, have a great day ๐
I have this weird obsession with videoing rando guys cumming on me. I like to go back through them and rub one out while I'm watching it. Too much information?
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I have to post some older stuff. I have 3 men in my house, and they don't have their dicks out. That is never a good thing.
Three refrigerator repairmen are here at my house. A porn in the making. I could be tasting sperm from 3 sets of testicles. I could be getting my guts rearranged by 3 different cocks. But, and I don't know how to explain this. They are sloppy. Showers, teeth brushing, basic grooming, and things like that have been neglected. It's not work-related, if that makes sense. I like guys who work hard. Seeing a guy under a car or digging a ditch is a turn-on. Still, you have to shower and all that before heading off to work. I would guess they did not. To bad.
I'm pretty strong. I am capable. I can figure things out. Still, I'm not one of those dumb-ass chicks that have to go out their way to prove what a hero I am, and I can do anything a guy can. I can't. Physically they have advantages I don't. That's a fact. End of story. Doesn't make them smarter. Doesn't make them wiser. It does mean if I use my pussy wisely, I can get a guy to move my furniture for me. If we could just get everyone on board with this train of thought... furniture would get moved, and balls would get emptied. Wait. Now that I think about it, it won't work anymore. Many of these kids don't want to "move furniture." They want to go to work three days a week, push a button now and then, get paid a million dollars, and get promoted to CEO within 2 weeks for doing so. I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm rambling.
Claudia, a girl I used to eat out now and then but who is now in a committed relationship with a guy, asked me why I thought there were so many gay guys. She said is it just more acceptable now so we hear about it more? I don't think so. I think the new generation of gay/bi guys is simply lazy. It's much easier to suck a dick than to eat a pussy. If anyone knows this, it's me. Not just the act of eating a pussy and sucking a cock. Though it is definitely more work to get a pussy off than a dick with your tongue, just getting a girl to spread her legs in the first place is a lot of work. So after a round of video games, it's much easier to ask your buddy if he wants his dick sucked than to find some pussy. Plus, sucking dick is fun. I would rather suck a dick than eat a pussy. I like both, but if presented with a choice, I want the dick in my throat. Not because it's easier. It's just more fun. Plus, the ending always has a creamy surprise. That's my theory. I could be wrong. Oddly enough, I feel like sucking a dick.
So, if I pump myself up like this, you can give me a blowjob... I like the sound of that. So get busy, Mr! Fuck me... I do like the way that sounds, for sure.
Hate mail. It's my favorite kind to get. Someone always tries to send me a well-thought-out insult. These folks do their best to try to be articulate, grammatically correct, witty, all that crap. Let me help you here. You are not the most competent person in the room if you send me hate mail. I'm just saying. I'm the wrong person to send hate mail to. I like to critique it. But mostly, I'm curious as to what in the fuck is going through their brain housing group when they decide to do this. Today's winner asked me this question. "How does it feel to be a whore passed around from dick to dick? Do you like that? Are you that low?" How does it feel? Is it shameful and depressing? It's fucking amazing. I love being passed around like a fuck doll with spermy dripping holes. I'm being serious. The mental aspect of that is pussy drenching. I would think he would know that. Am I that low? Low enough to lick his balls, so I would say yes. I could go for a good passing around, to be honest. It's been a while. It's hard to get a group of guys to pump me full of jizz in front of each other. I miss the days when I could get that to happen. Covid really killed any hope I had. I am hopeful that I will eventually find at least 3 or 4 guys to use me as a cum dumpster. Who wouldn't want that? Let's be honest, how many guys will turn down 4 chicks at once, all willing to fuck their dick off? Not many. Why would I turn down 4 dicks and 8 testicles, all wanting to breed me at once? I wouldn't. I'm just saying.
So, in conclusion, I feel amazingly alive and vibrant when I'm being passed around from cock to cock. Mentally it's an utterly uplifting experience that makes me want to be cum dumpstered as often as possible. I made the word "dumptered" up, but it seems to fit.
I wish this video was longer but getting people to stick their dick inside of me and hold the camera without pointing it at the floor or the ceiling... hard to do. This is the only good footage I got. It's a real fan. It's a real fuck. It's understandable. I get cock stupid just like guys get pussy stupid. He got pussy stupid, and I ended up getting cock stupid, so I guess we're even.
On a happier note, Andrew put his dick in me today. It was good. I would have posted earlier, but Andrew and his dick took precedence over that. I know it's weird, but it's fun looking at these kids and thinking I'm 55, and these 18 and 21 yr olds will do anything to empty their testicles inside of me. If there is one thing that makes me happy these days is cubs pumping me and trying to make a mom again. Andrew is a little sappy. He likes to kiss. It got me wet, though. I bet I look good making out with a 21 yr old. He goes at it like a romance movie. He's good at it, though. He fucked me missionary the entire time, and he had his tongue in my mouth, neck, and tits and just about everywhere. He has had his dick in more than a few girls. He had stamina. He went for about 20 minutes, and it was our first fuck. Pretty impressive for a 21 yr old! On the other hand, I came while we were making out and getting fingered. I was the 21 yr old today. Am I upset about being outfucked by a 21 yr old? That's a tough one. I like being the one holding power, but I also like being put in my place by a youngster. I like the way he told me to suck his cock after I doused his hand with girl slime. He gave me instructions on how he wanted it done. I liked that a lot. I loved when he told me to look at him when I had his cock in my mouth. I wish I was married or had a boyfriend I could go home to and think how a 21 yr old just took ownership of my holes. Stole me right out from underneath him. But I don't. I'm working on that, though. I need someone I can cheat on to make this better with Andrew and my other boys. I'm getting off track. Andrew. Andrew has a good cock. One day we will measure it, but it's 8 inches for sure, I don't know about 9, but it's close. Fat though. One of the fatter ones I have ever had. I can only suck the head, and even that's tough. I'm resized for sure. I can feel the hole he left inside me. It's going to be that way for a few days. If I fuck him enough, which is the plan, he might be able to resize me permanently. I would like that. That's been on my mind for a long time now. It's just one of those weird fantasies I have. Kind of like lots of you wish for a 2 ft dick. I wish you had a 2 ft dick. Then we would both fulfill our fantasies. Again, getting off base. Sorry. So, Andrew laid me down and put his dick in me. It took a few tries. I had to stretch it out to get it in but rest assured, I got it all. I'm sure a few of my internal organs are out of place but worth it. I came two more times from his fat dick bottoming me out. He just took his time. He would ask me things. Very politely, though. "Do you like my cock?" Yes. "Does it feel good when I push it all in?" Yes. "Are you ready to cum?" Yes. "Do you want my cum?" Yes. "Can I fuck you whenever I want?" Yes. Then he hit me with the bomb. "Do you want me to tell everyone we are fucking at the restaurant?" FUCK YES! and I came. I frequent that place, and just knowing everyone there knows I'm getting bred and fucked stupid by a 21 yr old waiter who used to be the busboy... unbelievably hot! Then he fucked me, made out with me, did whatever he wanted, and I wanted him to do whatever he wanted. He pulled out a few times because he didn't want to cum. He would lick my nipples while his fat cock head bounced off my belly. Then he would slip it back inside me, taking my breath away each time. I reached between us, grabbed his balls, and gently squeezed them; that was more than he could handle. He came. It wasn't much. I admit it was a disappointment in the cum quantity department. I didn't feel it, and only a little came out. I'm guessing roids. They do that. He's ripped and fit, and it's kind of obvious the roids are in play. I don't care. I know from previous guys that tends to happen. But he did stick his finger in me right afterward, and if he kept fingering me like he was, I would have cum again. But he had to go and left me high and dry on another orgasm! He said he would take care of it later. Then he got back into his romance novel mode and made out with me for a few minutes, and off to work he went. It was a good morning!
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Why I never made it as a stripper. I had the body to do it and I can fuck like I have all the rhythm in the world... but dancing... I look like a fish out of water ๐ I would have been a good one if I could dance... no dude would leave unsatisfied ๐๐ฆ๐ I have been pumped full of cum in a strip club. Twice. I wasn't working as a dancer, though. Just checking them and the dudes out that were there. At least two guys got luck as well as myself!
First things first. Sometimes sperm is extra sticky in your ass... like this load. It's a big load, but it's clumpy and stays with me all day. Or until... well, you know. I like my ass greased and filled. It feels good walking around knowing there is a load of jizz in my guts. So, I got my ass filled with sperm yesterday, and it was good. I am thinking about dating this guy. He wants to, and he's into the cuck thing. The problem is his dick is too good to be a cuck. He fucks good, so I want to fuck him. His dick is a perfect size. I think it's 6, maybe bigger but good width. It touches all the places a dick needs to touch when it's inside me. When you think about his dick more than you should, it's hard to cuck someone. But there is Bob and Andrew now. They have enormous dicks, and Bob is incredible with his. Bob is not breeding me near as much as he should. He got married, and now he has to find the time. Andrew is a new commodity, but there is promise there. The significant factor is how often he will try to pump a baby into me and how far he is willing to go. That is to be seen. I like Andrew. I would love to be his cum sponge. So, decision time. Do I or do I not pursue a relationship with this guy? I'll let you know. I need some time with Andrew. Some time with Bob wouldn't hurt. Connor isn't going to do it. He's my favorite fuck, but that's because I like him. I would date Collin. Seriously date him. He's only 19, but I could see myself hanging out with him. He's smart, though. He's keeping me around as a regular hole to stick his dick in. I'm not complaining. He's 19, and he lives across the street. The mental turn-on is intense with Connor. Decisions, decisions. I'll let you know. I would love a good cuck, and he is into it hard. He lives 5 minutes away, which is also a huge plus. Again, I'll let you know!
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Good Morning, it's Milf Monday ๐ I'm going to be getting a late start today because I have folks here so I wanted to get you something to help out your morning wood from your favorite Chick Dick ๐ Enjoy and I'll catch you later today ๐
Good MILF Monday everyone, hope you had an awesome weekend. I will be getting a late start today because I have some folks here but wanted at least get something posted for you for your morning wood from your favorite lady cock ๐ Enjoy and I'll catch you later today ๐
Good afternoon. I'm jealous that you have a dick. I need to grow a dick. I big, beautiful dick that I can stick in a big wet vagina. If it were up to me, it would be a heavy dick. I know that doesn't make sense to you. It does to me because some dicks feel unnaturally weighty inside of me. They tend to be the dicks that resize a girl. I want to resize a girl. I want that smile on my face that the owner of such a wonderful cock has when he sees the shocked look on a girl's face when he's altering her pussy forever. If I had a heavy dick, I would fuck married chicks and chicks with boyfriends so I could canyon them out. They almost can't fuck their man after that because he will know he wasn't the first dick in her that day, and whoever was before him has shrunk him to baby dick status. That has to sting. Sticking your dick in your wife and finding out how inadequate he made you. I got to shut up. I'm sitting in a puddle thinking about that. Fucking Andrew. He texted me at like 3 am last night, but I'm in bed and lights out by then. I haven't heard from him since. I am obsessed with getting his meaty dick in my guts. It took him 10 minutes to cum last night, so I am betting I can get a good fuck out of him before he cums inside me. He's going to spray my insides down with sperm whether he likes it or not. I have to feel his dick spasm, pump and pour warm cum that lumps up inside me. I wish he would text or call. He has that good heavy dick a girl needs now and then.
I didn't get laid, but I got sperm in my stomach ๐๐ป At a restaurant, no less. Well, the parking lot, but that still counts. All my friends were slightly taken aback by it. I'm not sure why. It inconvenienced no one. They were snacking on appetizers just like I was. Except my appetizer was connected to a 21 yr old, who forgot how to breathe when I popped the head of his dick in my mouth. I have had my eye on this kid for many years now. At least 4 that I know of. He started working there about a yr after I started frequenting the place. He would never talk to me. He's an absolute stud. I just figured he had all the pussy he could handle. He said I intimidated him. I said good. Let's knock that intimidation right out of you. I wanted to take him to the bathroom, but he was worried we would get caught and he would get fired. So I met him in my truck. We moved it, so it was facing a wall, and he sat in the passenger seat while I stood outside and pulled his pants down. And boom, better than I hoped for. That's what I love about the cubs. You never know. Dicks don't grow with age, so they are the same size at 18 as they will be when they are 60. So this one has potential. It's close to Bobs, so somewhere in the 8-plus range, but it's fat. This is a cock I can work with. It's a cock that can replace a few in my stable. I don't know for sure as it hasn't been inside me yet, but it will be. When it does, it's one of those dicks that resize and rearrange things inside a girl. I like being resized and rearranged. I just might have 2 Bobs now. That would be awesome as Bob doesn't cum around all that much now that he's married. Anyway, his dick is so fat that all I can do is work the head and stroke the shaft. I licked and sucked and twisted and stroked and squeezed until I felt his testicles suck up inside of him, and then he pumped his cum in my mouth. It's one of those cums where I can't tell you how much it was because I swallowed the sperm with each pump. It's hard to gauge when it's sliding down your throat. It's sticky too. I'm still doing the "ahem" to clear my throat. I love that. It makes me want to feel this kid's cock in me so bad now. We exchanged numbers, and I'm waiting for a text or a call or something. He is still at work, so I guess I should be patient.
Side note. When I returned to the table, I was asked where I went. I said out to the parking lot. Someone said, "To make a phone call?" I said no. They asked, "what were you doing?" I said do you really want to know? They did, so I told them. It got real quiet before someone said, "Your fucking with us." Nope. Then they seemed angry. I don't know why. Who cares? I sucked a dick in the parking lot. I guess they might see it as disrespectful or something of that nature. I would high-five someone if they told me they just gave or got a blowjob in the parking lot, even if it was my own boyfriend. They got past it, but my friend beside me heard me doing the "ahem" to clear my throat and asked if I was okay. I said, of course. She said you keep clearing your throat. I said it would pass. She asked if I had something stuck. I said, not stuck, just sticky. She gave me the grossed-out face. I will keep you posted on how things go with "Andrew." ๐๐ฆ๐
Fuck me clothes have become a lost art. Lingerie is dying out fast. People just want you naked and spread wide. I get it. Sometimes you just want to pump and go. I'm the same way. But I admit. Lately, I have been breaking out my lingerie. No costumes or cartoon outfits, lingerie. Designed for fucking and nothing else. If you cum home and I'm wearing this outfit in the video, your dick isn't safe. I'm warning you now. Fitness wear has gotten big, and though I like it, it just doesn't scream, "I want your sperm and now!" So, I will be wearing a lot of lingerie lately, and I'm going to fuck in it as well. I like that added feeling it gives me when a cock is slipping inside of me. I'm just saying ๐
Sometimes I go to Target just to check out the MILFโs in yoga pants. I donโt think most of them do yoga, but Iโd like to taste their yogurt. The 18 through 20s can be hot, and no point in bullshitting you. I like to creep on em, but I donโt see myself sticking my tongue in them. Mostly because I canโt see them sticking their tongue in me in a slutty yet meaningful way. Now cubs, as in guys from 18 to about 28, itโs like Christmas. I get to unwrap the present to see what I get. A vagina is a vagina when it โcumsโ to being a lesbian. Itโs what they can do to your vagina that counts. 18 to 30, itโs not good odds they are going to be very talented. In fact, I find true lesbians, as in strictly zero dick chicks, to be unsatisfactory when it cums to sexual skills. The enthusiasm isnโt there. It seems to me they have other goals on their mind. But get me a MILF, say 40, already pumped out three kids, worked at staying fit, runs a household, may or may not have a husband/boyfriend, may or may not be cheating, and she will be super motivated and determined to make my pussy drool. She will expect the same in return. Plus, MILFโs, to me, are just sexier and more attractive.
Old guys. Old like me. They are good with their dicks. The sex is good. As good with them as it is with anyone. I bang 3 guys older than me on the regular. They are my stress-free dicks. I know they arenโt going to want to drag me off to Dave and Busterโs after they cum pump me. It is easier getting cubs out of the house after a fuck. Older guys like to lounge around. Their knees are stiff from being on them for an hour, fucking me from behind. Cubs are fantasy I make a reality. Older guys are an indulgence. The thought of an 18 yr old, all goofy, dumb, uncoordinated, resizing my pussy because he was blessed with a massive cock is overwhelming. It makes me pleasantly uncomfortable just typing it out here. My fantasy is developing. Now when I masturbate, I pretend Iโm married and cheating with just such a cub now. As I said, the fantasy is under construction. Some of it I donโt want to tell you because itโs getting extreme. Maybe another time. Older guys, however, are not a fantasy. They are my go-to when I have mindless sex. Just focus on the dick sliding in and out of me. No thoughts or fantasies running through my mind. Just focus on feeling him pushing inside of me. Now that I typed that out, Iโm getting pleasantly uncomfortable again! Alright, fuck it. Iโm changing my mind. Sex with anyone rocks. I am now an equal opportunity fuck hole.
Hello everyone. Starting things off quick and easy with some pics. Let me get super cheesy and porny here. Would you pump in this outfit? I would even if it meant using your dick ๐๐ฆ๐
So I got creampied and pussy pied all in the same fuck. I'm good with that! Lots of sperm was had today. It is about time. To be honest, he pumped me quite well. That's saying something because we had to deal with the camera. We had to turn it on and off a few times, but we got most of it. He definitely filled the cup with ball gravy. Twice.
So the second cum shot came about because we started talking about him being a cuckold, and his dick went straight up the instant I mentioned it. So I made him a deal. If he ate his load out of me till I was satisfied, I'd let him jerk off on me while I told him how I wanted to fuck Connor and Bob so much more than him. He got his jizz out of me for sure. Then I replaced the mess with my own special lady sauce, which I give him credit for because he cleaned my pussy up nicely after that as well. So I got off twice, and I kept my deal. I told him how I would humiliate him in front of Connor and Bob, and his dick went off a second time. Good second load, too. You can see that in the video, so there is no point in telling you. The first one was most likely epic, but it's sticky stuff, so it stays up in me, but a colossal glob was on my bedspread. He's washing that now. He might make a good cuck. I should have made him lick that glob up. I didn't think about it. Bummer. Anyway, it's good to get back to twisting a guy's head and watch him cum. I like telling him about what I would do to him, and he likes hearing it. Now, will he live it? That's to be determined.
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Okay, let us get some jizz flying around this here place. My fuck date is on, so that should happen today, and I'm videoing it! That's hard to do anymore with people who aren't in it for the money. I could pay someone or trade content, but then I have to write a script, pick out a wardrobe, set up lights, sign papers, set the rules, and get the equipment ready. Then we are ready to fuck. But you don't fuck. I mean, you fuck but not really. You stop, start, move the lights, and get in positions that are best for the camera. It takes a while. No matter what anyone tells you, that's how it works. I have done it a million times. I'm not saying it's not fun. It can be with the right people, but for the most part, it's work. But if you just grab a go pro and hand it to a guy who isn't getting paid or trading content, then you fuck for real. He's getting off on filming it, and I'm getting off on him getting off. Nothing fake about it. It's a bit chaotic, but so is sex. I think I have said this before. I am not going to shoot fake sex scenes anymore, which is about 99.90 percent of porn today. I don't have the time or patience for shitty sex, so I have content. So I'm making the real shit, so keep an eye out for it today!
Good morning everyone. Time to peruse the porn and see what's going on. Some people watch the news. I watch the porn timeline on Twitter. Here are some nice little porn pics for you to peruse at your leisure. Let me know what you think. I seriously think I might wear this suit to the beach. It's not as crowded with school firing back up.
A cute dog meme came up. That has me thinking. Sometimes I can't even masturbate in my own house because my dogs demand my attention. I'm not kidding.
I see a big name in the world of porn is coming apart at the seams because she feels another girl has disrespected her. I'll stay out of that one. These chicks take social media way too seriously. It's pure crap, and if it weren't for the porn, I wouldn't be there.
Oh, look, here's a guy handing out the ever-popular advice of "Don't stick your dick in crazy." Well, Mr. The problem is sometimes they are the only ones who will let you stick your dick in anything. Wonder why he thinks I'm crazy? Do I seem crazy? I think I'm very mild on Twitter.
I like this guy on Twitter. "You look good with a cub dick in your mouth." Why, thank you! I think so as well! I don't know what's going on lately, but I find myself searching out porn that is MILF's destroying guys that look like they need to be carded first. They are so teachable. Not to mention that 18 yr old fresh body... it's so delicious. They don't want to hang around for anything but a good pump. Older guys want to do things afterward. I want to do things as well. But I prefer to do them by myself. But then I find myself wanting some old dick to avoid having to listen to kid conversations. Who do I prefer? The 18 to 30 yr olds for sure. It's just my thing right now. Who makes me cum harder? Probably the older guys, but in the case of like Bob and Connor, they are hard to beat. Don't fret, older guys. I'll never dump you. I'm just on a cub kick at the moment.
Okay, here are some pussy pics you might like. Look, I'll be honest, I'm tossing up fillers here because I got shorted a post today. I was counting on making a fuck video today, but that fell apart. It killed me on a blow-by-blow blog as well. I was hoping to give you a critique of his performance. If I had to give it a 1 to 10, it would be zero because zero dicks left zero sperm in me today. It should be on tomorrow, so hopefully, I will have that video for you. I want it to be a good one. I want to do the amazon position, and he said he's down for it. It will have to be a POV because I'm not holding the camera. I can't get fucked and hold the camera. I'll toss it and get on with getting pumped.
I hate setting up cameras on tripods where all you see is a guy slamming a chick back and forth. I can watch a hard R movie comparable to a camera set up on a stand. That's why a good camera person is always the way to go. They get in there and get all the good stuff. That's what I like to see. The problem is lots of guys get dick shy when another guy is watching them fuck. I never let new guys do a POV. If the dude gets cagey on me, I always have a camera guy around. I have chicks that film, but they don't like filming me with guys. One girl had a bad experience with a cheesedick that insisted she join us even after I insisted he stop asking. Then he kept groping her, so we ended the shoot. But then he wouldn't leave. It was a big mess, but it ended without any physical confrontation. So I understand her hesitation. I'm not sure what keeps the others from wanting to film guy-girl porn. I have shot a thousand hardcore sperm flying porns. I loved shooting every one of them. I would do it again, but as I said, I can't hold the camera when there is a dick inside me. So I have 2 main guys I use. One has shot for all the big outfits with all the big names. He could care less about anything involved with shooting porn. He's seen it all. He's more interested in grabbing something to eat than anything else. I like him because he makes everyone super comfortable. That's his trick in life. The other guy is shaky, and he popped a woody the last time we shot. Which doesn't bother me, but it bothered him when I pointed it out. No biggy. I have seen guys leave massive wet spots in their pants while shooting porn. They hate when I point it out. I don't know why. To me, it just says we made a solid fuck flick. Why am I telling you about camera people? I don't know. It just came to mind. I thought I'd tap it out. Sorry about that! I'll put you out of your misery and catch you all tomorrow!
My fuck date is now with a dildo and a vibrator. The actual penis is stuck at work. I hate when that happens. And I waited all this time to find this out, dammit! I'm not going to jump to conclusions and blow it out of proportion. He's probably telling me the truth. He works for the court system. Doesn't make my pussy happy, though. Anyway, we are on for tomorrow now. In the meantime, I took some photos for James in the bikini he requested, so watch for those coming up shortly. I will catch up in a bit.
Waiting to get laid. Makes me want to finger myself, but then the sex might not be as intense. So patience, my dear. Put the fingers down and step away from the vibrator before someone gets hurt.
I am way more intense sexually than I let on. I am freaky as fuck. Especially when it cums to mental sex. It scares most people how into things I can get. So, I have to tame it down lest I be friendless and painted with a scarlet "P" for pervert. My game is mental. I'm not into pain, giving, or receiving. I tried it, but it didn't do a thing for me. Mental pain? Nah. More like mental anguish. That's my thing. So many people lie about being freakishly into sex, especially women. I just have to nod my head and smile as I'm thinking about eating their ass.
I believe the difference I have from most people is I don't just want to be fucked... I want to be the one fucking you as well. I do like being a random cum bucket. I love the feeling I get from being used like a blowup doll and then tossed away after I get pumped. But I like dishing out that feeling as well. Both mentally and physically. No, I'm not talking about fucking you in the ass with a dildo... though if that's your thing, it can be arranged. It's just another tool in the toolbox of my twisted sex life. What makes me scary is when someone brings up a fantasy. If I like it, I don't just talk about it. I make it happen. A guy kept telling me his fantasy about transsexuals and how he was intrigued by them. He kept bringing it up. It made me wet. I wanted to know what it would be like for him. I wanted to see it. So I set it up, and it wasn't cheap. He agreed to it beforehand, just so you know. After he got his guts mixed up by a chick with a dick, and I admit she was attractive, he couldn't face me anymore. He yelled at me while the TS was still there, telling me I was terrible and trying to turn him gay. It was very awkward. He was acting like a 3 yr old. We broke up that night. Later he tried to get back together. He told me he was ashamed for me to see him because he enjoyed it. He didn't feel like a man anymore. Here was his problem. I was so turned on watching him with the TS that I was losing my mind. I wanted to fuck him so bad it was probably unsafe for him. At that moment, he was the only man for me. I had a million ideas of how we could make this part of our lives. But he killed all of that in seconds. I still wonder where it would have gone if he didn't freak out. I know. Weird story. I was thinking about it because I opened up to a guy here and told him some truths about what I like to do. Some of them would make Satan say, "Fuck that!" So I thought I would share one with you. I must sound like an awful person with a demented mind. Oh well. I enjoy it!
See, I don't wear underwear. Never do. Bob told me to prove it, so found a bathroom and proved it. We sext too much now that he's married. I bet he thinks he is the only one who will ever see these pics. Ooops, I accidentally posted them here.
I'm horny as fuck thinking about later today. We are going to video it, so watch for that. We are texting back and forth. He's trying to lead me into the cuckold thing. I love cuckolds more than anything. What I hate are cuckolds that don't commit 100 percent. I run into more cucks that just want to watch and play the part for an hour or two until they cum. No, I'm not interested in that in the least. I doubt he will commit. Plus, from what I remember, he makes me cum too hard just from straight fucking. He's more bull material than a cuckold. But, we shall see. Some guys just love that feeling of another man taking me away from them. Until someone actually does. Then it's "you're cheating on me!" Well, of course, I am ding dong. It's what I do, and it's your job to thank the man for fucking me properly. Even if I move in with him, he will still be my cuck. I'll come by and drop off his laundry and make him jerk off into his own hand and eat his own jizz. So it's not like I'm totally abandoning him. I'll eventually come home when I tire of the bull or he tires of me. Then I'll find another bull. A perfect life, happy wife. I would marry a real cuck. I really would. I'd have more sex, and so would he. It's a win-win. I'm just saying. Look at me. Trying to talk myself into a cuckold boyfriend again. There have just been so many letdowns with cucks. I don't know if I want to do it again. I'll let you know. Watch for the video. Let us see how this guy does.
So, update on angry wife. She won't quit. She is convinced I am the antichrist of her marriage. I'm burning in hell, by the way. At least she's convinced I am. She might be unhinged because she sure acts like I have been sleeping with her husband. I used to DM with him, but that ended. Now I DM with her. And her husband's subscription just renewed, so the jokes on her. I don't wish her ill will. She needs a therapist. Lots of people need therapists these days. I just need her husband's dick. That's my therapy. I'm just kidding... unless he's a stud with a dick to die for. Maybe that's why she's so upset. He has a magic dick, and she can't stand the thought of losing it. I might have to check into this. I could use a magic dick.
People, listen to me when I say this. We all like to look. Some of us are just creepier or more obvious about it than others. The point is we are going to look. There is nothing wrong with that. I point hot chicks out to my guys all the time. If I see a hot guy, I point out to them that there is a guy I would like to suck the sperm out of. It doesn't mean I'm going to do it. But then again, I will if the hot guy lets me. However, I'm the exception. My pussy was born to breed, so there is no point in fighting it. But for the rest of you civilians... you are going to look, but the odds of you doing anything are slim to none. How do I know this? Because if even a fraction of you put some bite to go with your bark, I would be leaking overflow jizz out of my ears 24/7. But you don't, which is probably a good thing. I don't want sperm dripping out of my ears. My ass and pussy, fair game but not the ears. I'm just saying. Why wouldn't it be leaking out of my mouth, you ask? Because I'll drink that shit like a slimy milkshake and ask for more. Side note, one time, I coughed when I was drinking sperm from a guy's dick because I tried to breathe it instead of eating it, and it came out of my nose, and he gagged when he saw it. I thought it was cool. If he wasn't so queasy about it, I would have had him get a picture for me. Fuck, I am a whacky one. Who wants a picture of sperm dripping out of their nose? I do. Seems legit.
The dentist. I don't know how to take her. I know how I want to take her. Her back against the wall, my fingers squishing around inside of her. I don't know, but I am dying to finger fuck her. Getting ahead of myself here. I do that. I get excited about something and start picturing fantastic scenarios. She kept asking me if I knew a good place to hang out. A restaurant bar type thing. I did and told her that's where I would go. I asked her if she wanted to go some time. She never really answered me, and I didn't push it. Who wants to tee off their dentist? Nobody. So, I have no idea how that's going to play out. I see her Friday, so we shall see.
I ran into an old boyfriend as well today. He's coming over tomorrow. I'll fuck him. He was good, and he has a nice dick. I can't remember how big but I know it was lovely. That is what I liked the best about him. That's what made him good. It was long and hard enough to do the amazon with him. For those of you who don't know what the amazon is, I'll put a clip on BT34gg.com The password will change to " amazon2022 " so remember it is a new one. I have to change it, or people will be going there for free, basically. Only you guys get it free. Anyway, this guy is older. Not my typical style, but I like him. He likes to be my cuck, but his dick is too nice. It's hard to cuckold a guy when I prefer his dick over my bull's dick. I don't know. I might be able to this time. I have this thing for dicks that were still just sperm in a dude's balls when I was in my late 30s. They are so perfectly delicious. If he can submit to an 18 yr old as a superior man... it might work. Now that I've said it, ideas are popping into my perverted head. I wonder if I could get him to beg Connor to fuck and then thank him for doing so. Fuck. That turns me on. A 50 something yr old man has to beg a 19 yr old to fuck me properly. Then thank him for doing it when he's done. Plus, I'll make him address him as "sir." That has to sting. Oh well, it's got me wet. Once again, I'm getting ahead of myself. I need to see how our fuck session goes tomorrow. We didn't sit down and plan a fuck session out, but if I ask a guy to come over without giving a reason... it's to fuck. He knows this. Watch... he will end up pumping me cock dumb, and the only one begging someone to fuck me will be me begging him to fuck me again. I doubt it, though. If he were able to pump me cock dumb, that would have happened when we were fucking. Bob and sometimes Connor can fuck me stupid. Bob me leaves me drooling and incoherent sometimes. He laughs at me. Last time he kept poking his dripping dick in my mouth while I was trying to get my senses back and then rubbed the post jizz in my hair. I love Bob. He is so perfect when it cums to sex. But he's married now. I gave him a pretty cool handjob the other day. I wasn't feeling well, so it could have been better, but I still enjoyed it. Good rub-out material. Man, I'm going a thousand different ways here. I'll end it. Make sure you go to bt34gg.com for the new post. It may not be up right away, but it will get there!
Remember, sometime tonight, the password will change to amazon2022
I have a hot dentist, and she is flirty with me. Is she gay? I don't know. I hope so, and I hope she gets wildly inappropriate with me. I'm just saying. I'm going to see her right now, so I'll let you know!
Did I cut my hair? No. I didn't. Someone just asked me, so let us get the cat out of the bag, so to speak. My hair is shaved on the sides in a fade and is about 1/2 an inch at its longest. I look like a complete and total dike, and I love it. I did this about 2 yrs ago. Significantly few people figured it out that I switched to wigs. I went with wigs that were similar to my own hair. I have a bunch of them. I wear them for photos and videos and if I'm going out to get some dick. Why? Because short military-style hair on women makes other women uncomfortable, and guys assume I'm after their wives and girlfriends. I am, but the guys are as much or more a target than their women. A good-looking guy will get into my pussy before a gorgeous girl will. I prefer a dick in my guts over a tongue, and strapons don't do it for me. The other reason. It's so very hot here. It's so very humid here. Hair is a pain in the ass. It gets all fucked up from sweating and the humidity. Wigs don't. I don't buy human hair wigs. I get the synthetic ones. Synthetic doesn't care about humidity or sweat. Shave the hair down to almost a crew cut, and problem solved. Best move I ever made.
Now, will you see me without my wig? Probably not anytime soon. Not because I'm ashamed or anything like that. I go everywhere without a wig on. Because then I'm not Brooke Tyler, the porn pervert. I'm just Brooke. Put the hair back on, and I'm back to who I know and love... Brooke, the porn pervert. People don't recognize me. I'm just part of the crowd. I'm not saying I get recognized a ton. I don't. But it happens and almost always at the worst time. Like when I'm with my grandkids. So the short hair gave me a disguise and solved all of that.
Who shoots my videos and pictures? All kinds of people. Boyfriend, girlfriends, friends, whoever is around. Truthfully, I shoot most of my own photos. The Samsung Fold 3 is my go-to for pics because it has a fantastic full-size reverse selfie screen. Videos, I get a lot of help. My friends used to love me for asking them. Now they are like, "Really? right now?" I was just explaining to someone I don't sit around and think this shit up. I get horny for whatever reason, and then I want to do it. Now. Not later. Now. Like yesterday's video. I was sitting on the couch with a guy I hang out with who lives a few blocks away. Have we fucked? Sure. Do we still fuck? No. Long story. He still comes around, and I don't mind. I know he wants to pump me, but he isn't pushy about it. We do some weird shit. I let him whack off on my tits when we were done yesterday. Seems like a fair trade. Anyway, back to it. He breaks out his phone and shows me videos of MILF's fucking guys that look way less in age than they should. It hit me right. I got all kinds of turned on. He was there. I broke out the camera and rubbed one out while he videoed it. I just watched it again. I got gooey wet on that one. Still makes me happy, and I did that yesterday. Off track again. After he was done, his dick was hard, and he had a wet spot in his shorts, so I rubbed his balls while he busted out a load on my tits. It's a win-win for me all the way around. I get to rub one out in front of someone, have it videoed, and then I get to squeeze some balls while he rubs his load out. I know it seems odd that I like to watch guys jerk off. I just do. I guess why wouldn't I? It's hot.
I used to have a girlfriend that I was fucking as well who videoed all of my stuff exclusively. That was fun. We spent more time afterward sticking our tongues in any hole available than anything else. It was fun. All good things cum to an end, though. Chicks are nuts. They go off the deep end for reasons I don't understand, and I'm a chick myself. Guys, you do some equally dumb shit, so don't think I'm taking your side.
So, who shoots my videos? All kinds of people. It's not hard to ask them. They know what I do, seem to take an interest in it, and occasionally we have some fun afterward. But they live right around the corner. I can't get horny and then wait 2 hours for someone to show up and video it. I need it done now. Otherwise, it's just me doing dumb shit on video to try to pass it off as genuine. No one has ever made a video in the history of porn that was scripted, set up, wardrobe, cast, paperwork signed, sat around while they dick around with equipment, and then had the best sex ever. I figure, why bother? When the mood hits, I have anyone hanging around hold the camera and make them video me doing whatever perverted thing I'm doing to my holes. It's more fun that way. I'm just saying. Plus, they know what they are getting into with me... and they like it.
Today would have been an epic day to get turned into a fuck hole. My box is a slip and slide of girl slime waiting to get holed out. Getting myself used as a fuck hole has been few and far between lately. I do believe that streak, courtesy of Covid has ended. I watched this video, and towards the end, I was all kinds of girl sperm gooey! I love it when my pussy turns into the best bottle of lube ever! I mean, I have pumped out way more pussy jizz over the years but this one felt good after a two-week drought! See what you think. I know these finger myself videos aren't all that imaginative, but I like making them because I like knowing people see them. Then when they do, I want to make more. It's a vicious cycle! Plus, I'm all happy about getting back to my normal girl goo slime routine. I'm just saying!
No point in hiding it. I was thinking about the kid that might move in next door. How good would that have been if his 18 yr old cock was pumping a baby into me? Very good. I can't get past the erection he popped. I think about it constantly. I hate when these things get stuck in my head and not in my pussy. It drives me nuts. I already have a mental image of what his body looks like naked and most likely an unrealistic expectation of what his cock will be. It's weird. I know. I probably will never see him again, but if I do, I'm going for it. Popping and erection in front of me is a direct challenge. I accept my challenges head on.... then pussy later.