Just a quick little Good morning video to start your day . It's officially Bike Week here in Daytona Beach and I am dressed for the occasion 😜 Have a great day and catch you later 💋
Laying some slabs...because I don't have any slabs laying me. Slabs...as in concrete. I'm getting pretty good at it. I know. Not sexy at all, but if you were here watching me, I bet I could use your dick as a screed board...if that's the right terminology.
Happy Thursday, just checking in with you to see how your day is going and letting me know what I am up to 😉 Just wanted to show you my assets 😜💪🍑🏐🏐Have a great one 💋
So we are going to start the day off with a few new pics, as in less than 10 minutes old...as in I just broke out my phone and took them!
Watching some chick eat a dick on Twitter. I want to be her. Did you ever watch some porn and thought, "that looks mouthwatering delicious."? It really does. Makes me like full of energy just watching it. Sex is wonderful like that. It charges me all up and gets me ready to go. The sight of a dick does the exact same thing. In a weird way, it makes me hungry. Sometimes to the point of insanity. So if you ever wondered why I like getting the dick pics...now you know.
So, I had my house back all to myself...then I end up babysitting because the kids are sick. Right after I got over being sick. Hopefully, I don't end up with kid malaria or something like that. Anyway, they are all back to school now so finally...the first day in forever since I have had my house to myself! I think I'll go masturbate to celebrate. Not kidding.
Look, I'm just going to say it. If I have to hear another dude say, I have to call him her/she/xi or whatever the current idiocracy is in play at the moment...I'm going to kick her in the balls. Seriously, be a he, be a she, change it whenever you want...nobody cares. If you don't look the part then don't be shocked when someone gets it wrong. How the fuck are we supposed to know?
Hope everyone is having a great Hump Day/ Wide open Wednesday 😜 I had some things come up at the last minute but wanted to sneak a couple of selfies in and I will get another post up later today, until then, wank off to these for me 😜🍆💦 Catch up with you all later 💋
Worst "fuck me now" line I have ever used. Bob asked me if I had a cat. I said, "no, the cat died but feel free to play with my pussy." It worked. He fucked me so good I didn't know who I was or where I was at. I was a sperm sponge. I like being a sperm sponge. Not every guy can pull that off, though. Fucking me into a cum-inebriated idiot isn't as easy as it sounds. Physiology and personality play a huge role. But if you can do it...whenever you call I'll cum suck your dick just to see that smile as you pump jizz down my throat.
When I was learning to drive I had to take a private driving course. It was silly but they made me do that. What nobody knew was I passed the course but was still taking lessons three nights a week for 2 weeks after I passed. He was cute. All I did was suck his dick in the car. Dick was somewhat new to me back then and way more magical than it would be now. It was my idea to keep going back. I used to get so excited about sucking his dick in the car that I couldn't sleep the night before. He tried to stop but I pressured him. I couldn't get enough of making him cum. I was fixated on holding his balls and feeling them pump sperm in my mouth. I didn't have the concept down that dicks don't always just stay magically hard. I got mad at him when it would go soft. He had to explain that to me after I got mad when it wouldn't get hard again. Then I found another guy who was new to sex like I and my fascination with my instructor's dick waned. My new guy would stay hard, cum fast, and follow me around like a puppy dog. I liked that. Then we got caught in the parking lot and everyone knew about it. So that ended that. Not by me though, I could have cared less who knew what. I think I cried because they took his dick away from me. Lucky for me...I learned they were easy to find.
I don't always desire the deep stroke, but when I do...I want my guts rearranged. I mean, if you are going to put a 9-inch dick inside of yourself, you might as well go all out. Just put my shit back together when you're done. Should slide back in place nice and easy if you lube everything with jizz.
Someone asked me if my parents just didn't care what I did when I was a kid. He was trying to convince me that I didn't really like sex and that I have "emotional issues," which is why I crave sex so much. Well, swing and miss for him. I was brought up in a conservative sexual family. Sex was not encouraged in any way, shape, or form. I wasn't allowed to wear sexy clothes, much less hang out with guys. I just developed a fascination with sex at an early age, and it's never slowed down since. I was smart about it. I used all the precautions when I was living under my parent's roof. But I was sucking a mean dick for more than a few years before I went off to college. Why? Because I wanted to. It was and still is a fantastic feeling to hold a cock in my mouth. Something I'll never get enough of. At least, I hope I won't. There was no emotional or physical abuse, neglect, or whatever. I don't know why it's so hard to believe for this guy that I just like dick. I know tons of guys who live for pussy. I don't see what's so fantastical for a girl to do the same. Except for cock. Though I suppose I could live for pussy myself, and once in a while, I actually do. Dick is my go-to body part, though. I feel sorry for guys. You will never know what it's like to anticipate the feeling of a hard cock spreading you open and then feeling it slide inch by inch inside of you. I think it's a stronger anticipation than actually wanting to put a dick inside of someone. Though I would love to know what that feels like as well. I still think being the one receiving the cock has way more emotional turn-ons. Even if it's putting in your throat. Look, unless you have ever felt the head of a fat hard cock in the back of your throat...you have no idea what a rush that is. Especially when the head of that cock starts pumping sperm down your gullet. Just the idea of letting a man put his dick in my mouth is...for a lack of a better description...mouthwatering. I could be wrong. But I'm not. Anyway, I think guys who get taken aback by my sex drive are just scared they can't keep up with me. So essentially...they have the emotional issues, not me. I simply just dig getting fucked in every way possible. Why wouldn't I? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't enjoy sex as much as possible. Just one. And so what if I outpace you sexually? Is that really such a bad thing?
One more day, and I get my house back all to myself. Looking forward to it. Glad I got to see everyone...but will be glad to get back to the quiet, lets do some porn whenever I feel like it vibe. Just saying.
So, I was talking with a guy that introduced himself as a fan. Thankfully he did it while I was alone. Not a bad-looking guy. No James Bond or anything but decent. We yacked for about 5 minutes. He shared a little more than most people should or would, but that's okay. It wasn't creepy stuff. He admitted he was a neat freak and liked everything organized. I asked him if that was his way of asking me if I would like my guts rearranged. He didn't catch on at first, but then his face turned bright red. We exchanged numbers. I might let him do some organizing inside of me. I haven't decided yet.
I don't discount anyone unless they are stupid right off the bat. Just saying. What qualifies as stupid? Introducing yourself for the very first time and saying something like, "I want to fuck your brains out." First, I'm fond of my brains. I'd like to keep them right where they are. Second, you couldn't think of anything else to say. Like maybe your name? Where you're from? Just about anything other than "I want to fuck your brains out." would do.
Just a quick little update awhile I have a few minutes, I just wanted to tease you a bit and don't forget my clit and tits 😜 Hope you are enjoying your day💋
So got the house to myself for an hour or so while things reset for a bit. Got a request for more of the flannel shirt tied together, so I got those done. Let me know what you think!
Connor keeps looking across the street as we all sit outside and waves at us. The horny little bastard. He should leave me alone. For fucks sake, I removed every last drop of his sperm this morning and made love to his cock with my mouth for ten minutes after he pumped his jizz down my throat. Sure, I did that more for my own enjoyment than his, but still...I think it's a pretty fair trade, so he should quit trying to make things awkward on purpose. Next time, right before he cums, I'm going to punch his balls. See how he likes that.
Sneaking a few workout pics in while I have the gym to myself...I can lock the door and put music on so nobody really knows what I'm doing. So here are my rainbow bright gym pics!
I want to thank Connor for letting me remove the sperm from his balls this morning. It was very much appreciated. I would also like to thank his grandparents for going to Denny's for breakfast and allowing me to dine on their grandson's dick for my breakfast while they were gone. I made this video yesterday, but the relatives arrived, and I had to cut it short and wasn't able to post it until today. It was like a premonition because this morning I dined on Connors's cock uninterrupted for 20 minutes. It was a neat and clean breakfast. Not a drop spilled and nothing left in the dick for that annoying post cum drip you guys so often get. He did a weird little dance along with a girly whimper, though, when he came. I don't know what that was all about. I liked it, though. He's trying to be so macho and manly as he grows up, and here I am, making him embarrass himself while he has his cock in my mouth. It's the little things in life that make it worth living...am I right?!
So here I sit. I can smell Connors jizz on my breath. I'm going to need to do something about that before the gang gets here today. I guess I better eat something to dilute the sperm in my gut. I'm sure it's a lot of jizz, though. It felt like around 10 pumps, and his pumps are big ropes. What I'd like to do is kiss Scott and tell him that funny taste is from a sexually superior 19 yr old. I want Scott to wash Connor's beat-up old car while Connor makes me his cum sponge and fucks me in the ass. That probably has a zero turn-on effect for lots of you but for me...I get sloppy-wet typing it out. I would like to do the same thing to Connor but with Bob but that would destroy Connor. He isn't strong enough to take a dick-ego hit like that. Still, I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun for me.
I will be posting tonight when I get a chance. I have family staying with me so I have to sneak it in so to speak. Sorry about the slow response on messages but same issue but I will answer everyone so bear with me and I will make it happen. And for fucks sake send me some requests so I can think of stuff to do and wear 👍🏻😉
Good morning everyone! Here I am, sneaking porn in before everyone shows up. I might need a therapist. Then they might need a therapist after listening to me. I really can't think of anything bad to tell a shrink. I really can't. I'm trying to think what I would tell them. Maybe my addition to looking at porn every morning like it's the morning news. But even that is good, or at least I enjoy it. The funny thing is I am not a fan of getting a dick inside of me before noon. I am a huge fan of playing with dicks before noon. It's like foreplay for me. Just don't stick it in. Wait for the lunch whistle to blow, or just let me blow you until then. Married guys find the shitty hours to fuck. At like 8 am. I guess they figure it's less suspect at the early hour.
Email from yesterday from some guy who runs his wife's onlyfans account for them. Remember, this thing is random. I never even knew these folks existed until they sent this email. "Brooke. We are from Sacramento and are in Orlando for a week. We can shoot with you today or tomorrow. We are staying at the Wyndham on I-Drive. Let us know what day and what time you will be here. We are both tested so please bring yours as well. See you soon." He goes on to leave his room number as well as his phone number as well as some photos. I didn't even care about the photos. I'm not driving for 1 1/2 hours to see anyone in Orlando. My response copy and pasted.
"Thanks! Not doing content or content trade anymore but appreciate you thinking of me!." Their answer copy and pasted.
"Fuck you old WHORE!!!! You are not better than anyone else. We feel sorry for you old bitch dont bother us anymore"
Well, well. Aren't people just wonderful bundles of joy? The truth is I got a good chuckle out of it. I don't know anymore. I'm sharing this because it occurred to me that I must be on some menu somewhere because the whole thing felt like they ordered a meal, that meal being me, and were waiting for it to be delivered. I quit doing content trade a while ago because it was so fake. It was never fun, the sex sucked, and I don't have time for shitty sex anymore. I'm getting up there in age. Every fuck needs to count or at least be real. I can only imagine how shitty the sex would have been with these two. I would never have done it even if I were still doing collaborations. Which I'm not. Thank god. The photos didn't make me say, "hmmm." More like, "Uhhh, no." Is that mean? It feels mean, but if I said anything else, it wouldn't be the truth.
Connor is across the street. He looks delicious. I would love to taste him, but I have no idea when people are going to show up, and his grandparents are home, so his house is out. If it weren't family showing up, I wouldn't care if I made things a bit awkward...but it is, so I have to keep it mostly respectable.
Oh, man. Decisions. Get fucked so stupid that I forget to put my pants back on when I leave or spend time with family. I'm a bad grandma. That's all I can say. Bob wants to see me today. Family is coming in. My pussy is screaming, "Breed me now, you dumb bitch!" but my head is saying...they flew in just to see you. Of course, I'm going to spend the time with my family. Not saying my pussy is going to be happy about that, but it is what it is. The thing is, I'll be thinking about his cock stretching my insides and leaving me a sperm swamp when he finishes with me 24/7. Bob. Just his name makes me leave wet spots on my seat. Why did he have to go and get married? Oh well. At least he still steps out with me now and then. The more I see her, and I do see her, I get it. She is stunning in some exotic way. I'd probably marry her as well. Do I feel bad her husband sticks his dick in my body now and then? Not in the least. Sharing is caring.
Yes, I am still here. I know I have been posting at odd hours and sporadically, but I got real-world things going on, like family and such. It's all good and such, but I have to post at odd hours when I have the house and computer or phone to myself without people staring at me. Believe me. I feel the pain myself when I have to pass up Bob's dick doing wonderful things inside of me. Never fear. My porn will still be here! Look, at least I'm not one of those whiny drug-addicted ding-dongs always asking for money for nonexistent porn emergencies. You know. The kind where the dog went to the vet because it had the shits, and the vet determined the cure was to give it a sex change and use the pronouns correctly...even though it was already neutered, so please send 27K immediately type emergencies. Yeah...one of those emergencies.
I got a guy off 4 times yesterday. I got 1 1/2 for myself. How do you get 1/2 a cum? I had a second one, but it wasn't all that. The first one was maybe a bit too intense, so it might have muted my second one. Only me to blame, though. I was fingering myself while I was licking his balls. I do love when guys let me keep getting their dick hard and letting me do whatever I want till they cum. Again. And then again. And yet again.
Quick hint, guys. Be careful with your booze. You might not know when you are turning some girl's pussy dry like the desert because of how the drink is driving your conversation. I can attest that I have been the owner of a completely dry cunt after listening to booze do the talking. So many times, I couldn't even begin to count it. Happened last night with someone I know very well. Now I don't want to know him anymore. Even though anything he said wasn't really malicious or directed at me...I have no desire to see him again. Funny how one night can really go from "I'm going to empty your testicles in ways you can't imagine" to getting an Uber in the bathroom and saying nothing more than "Have a great rest of your night" as I'm walking out the door when it arrives. I'm just saying. Booze can be your worst enemy.
Would I lend my guys out to other chicks/women/MILF's? Absolutely. As long as they give me details when they are done...I'm all for it. "Oh, Brooke...what if they fall in love and you lose them forever?!" Who cares. If it was meant to be, then it was meant to be. I wish them the best. Has that ever happened to me? No. Mostly because I don't have friends that borrow guys. Have I offered? I think I have. I can't really remember. That's what sucks about getting old. You forget shit. The thing is, I don't like when guys think they can loan me out, and that has happened. It happened last night. If it were a prearranged thing we discussed prior to it, then that would be okay. But to just assume one can "loan" another person out is pretty pretentious. It puts everyone in an awkward position if everyone isn't on board. Unless, of course, everyone is hammered. Which I never am. I guess what I'm saying is, generally speaking, I think the vast majority of people would rather pick the person they want to suck the jizz out of. I could be wrong. Then again, personally, I think the guys I hang around with would be suitable for fucking just about any chick. So I guess the key would be to ask both parties discretely prior to the swap lest one take the chance of making the situation uncomfortable.
Did some pics yesterday but got all caught up doing normal things that I couldn't get them posted. So I posted them today. Why did I change rooms, if you noticed...because the neighbors kept going up and down on their ladder and could see right in my kitchen. Not the folks I want seeing me taking nudies of myself...just saying.
A getting pumped video before I get pumped. Seriously. I'm pumping up to get pumped. That's a lot of pumping. Just saying. Anyway, I'll be back in a bit. I'm off to get pumped and not in a gym. Just saying.
Day one of my leaning up kick. I'm going to lean up a bit and try and get all veiny and such. Lean makes you look bigger even though you technically get smaller. It's hard to do. No candy, more candy bars, and such for a while. Why am I doing it? I don't know. I guess I just feel like it. I like being bigger, but I also like being veiny. It's been a year or two since I've been veiny. I guess I like to look like a big mean hard cock...all pumped up and vascular.
Hey everyone, hope you all are having a great Sunday. I know that I haven't been around much these last couple of days but have been dealing with the stupid crud even though I am starting to feel much better today, I'm going to just rest up today to make sure I got this beat for sure this time, so have a great day and see you all tomorrow. Thought I would snap a couple of selfies to hold you over, you know how to use them 😜🍆💦
Did some weird shit with Scott and his dick last night. We didn't fuck, but we flipped through porn last night together. It was my idea. He didn't want to, but then he got into it. It was a contest to see who got hard first. His dick or my clit. I lost. Just looking at a guy's dick, he found, made my clit get hard. It got huge. Big and fat and stiff as a board. We weren't allowed to touch each other. The only thing we were allowed to do was talk and say things we thought would get the other person turned on to the point of a hard dick or a stiff chick clit. He found the video of a beautiful guy with the most massive and perfectly shaped dick slipping it in some chick's ass. She wasn't all that, but he was. Then he started saying, "Imagine that's you. Leaving me at home for days as you spend time with him. He owns you. You can't say no to him. Whatever and whenever he wants, you give it to him because you can't say no. Then you have to come home to me, and he doesn't call. You are stuck with me, waiting for him to call, but he doesn't. Now you know how I feel when you leave me. It's awful and amazing at the same time." That's all it took, and not only did my clit go from floppy and small to fat and stiff, but my box also drooled like it had a cold. Scott won. His dick didn't go up. That ended when I looked him in the eye and fingered my box. When his dick started to grow without being touched, I came. I came before his dick got completely hard. I don't know. It's like his dick is a separate living thing from Scott. If I treat it right, it does things I want it to. I can take control of his cock away from him. It will do things I want it to do even if he doesn't. Watching it cum to life by stiffening for me while he tried to stop it just sent me over the edge. But I'm a team player. I'm not one to not return the favor. Since I lost the game anyway and came on top of that, the rules were off. I have been having someone I text with talk about making the head of a guy's dick purple and then leaving it like that. I'm kind of intrigued by that. I guess I have seen it before but never really thought about it. I tried working it with my hands, but the head only got slightly red. So I tried sucking it purple, but still, it didn't get there. So I squeezed it hard just below the shaft, and boom. A magic purple cock head. When it started losing its color, all I had to do was stroke it a little, tell him hardcore things about me wanting another man, and it would get a deep purple again. I did that like three times, and on the fourth one, as soon as touched Scott's cock his balls pumped their jizz all over my hand. We were at this whole thing for almost two hours before he came. It was a well-spent two hours. Way better than watching TV or stuffing our faces with junk food. The best part was we were both so happy with ourselves that it made the rest of the night fantastic. Would I do it again? Absolutely. I need to get properly bred first, but I'd do it again. I don't know how married couples don't figure shit like this out. What's that saying? It's just sex. No matter how you get it done. Just saying.
I think I have had more dick stuck in me wearing this dress than any other piece of wardrobe I own. I got this in like 2004. I changed from what I was wearing on a busy street, and I ended up getting fucked by some guy I never saw again, bent over the hood of his car while people watched. Guess you could say it was and still is my lucky dress.
People ask me about things I have some knowledge of. Sexually that is. Cuckold is a crowd favorite for questions. "I want you to watch me while he fucks me!" said no wife ever. That's a guy thing. It's how they stay connected and keep a level of control. What she really says is. "I don't know when I'll be home. Don't wait up." Look, who wants a third wheel? The third wheel, that's who. It's hard to be one's self when there is an extra person watching and listening to everything you say and do. Most guys don't want someone watching, either. The sex ends up getting awkward. Dicks go soft. Feelings get hurt. It's all too much and ruins a perfectly good time. So, if I'm writing a "meme," it would go something like this. "I belong to him now, and he doesn't want you to see me naked anymore, so if you don't mind...wait in the living room till I leave. If I come home tonight, you can jerk off for me while I tell you the details I think you need to know. That is if you survive the anxiety as you painfully wait and wonder what I'm whispering in his ear as he pumps his sperm in my guts." That's more the reality of what a woman would say. The truth is most guys who want to do the cuck, or the hotwife thing can't survive the unbelievable pressure from the anxiety they feel. They call and text a million times. I don't answer. I have had them try and find me when they have gotten so desperate, wondering if they are losing me to another man. Well, of course, you are silly. Why do you think I'm letting him destroy my ass? Because I want him more than you. Sexually. It doesn't mean I won't eventually come home. I will. I just belong to him now. You get to exist in my life when he isn't available. Which, sadly, is most of the time. That's what it means to be a cuckold. The hotwife thing...it's just guys pretending. Most of them don't want to admit they live their sex life through their wives and girlfriends. I think it's because they want to be me, the one getting fucked, and hotwifing is the safest way to experience it without actually "coming out." Cucks aren't that far off, definitely more honest about it, but they live more for humiliation and mental domination more than anything else. They will beg for details, and if they truly want to be a cuck, the "anxiety" while I am out with an Alpha male is like a drug they can't get enough of. I'm their dealer. I feel for them. It has to be agonizing wondering if I'm making out, holding hands, making plans, leaving them behind, wanting him more than them. But the payoff for them seems to be massive. The happiest men I have ever known were hardcore cucks. Probably because when it's all said and done...they are getting constant sex, just not in the traditional wham bam, thank you mam type way.