If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by..
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
2023-05-25 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
2023-05-25 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.
2023-05-24 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
2023-05-23 19:00:57 +0000 UTC View PostA woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.”
2023-05-22 19:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhen should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.
2023-05-21 19:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
2023-05-20 19:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostHow many inches could you slide down my throat? 👅
2023-05-20 16:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostYour body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty.
2023-05-19 19:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostI am currently live! Come have some fun 😈
2023-05-19 02:33:31 +0000 UTC View PostI’m trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
2023-05-18 19:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostHave any plans this weekend? I'm trying to get fucked personally 🙈
2023-05-18 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostAn Australian kiss – the same as a French kiss, but down under.
2023-05-17 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs this a good angle for me? 😋
2023-05-17 16:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostI just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only.
2023-05-16 19:00:56 +0000 UTC View Post69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
2023-05-15 19:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostMasturbation always leads to sex. It’s a gateway tug.
2023-05-14 19:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostJust a friendly reminder that I am indeed.. a milf 💓 If you're attracted to milfs or just wanna spoil me, drop a tip & I'll send you some goodies of my goodies 😉 Bigger the tip, bigger the goodies!
2023-05-14 16:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostHow badly do you want to help me take these clothes off? 😈
2023-05-14 16:00:45 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
2023-05-13 19:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t witches wear underwear? Because they need a better grip.
2023-05-12 19:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostLive stream in about 15mins! Hope to see you there 😘
2023-05-12 17:47:02 +0000 UTC View PostI am currently live! Come hangout 🤭
2023-05-12 03:39:14 +0000 UTC View PostI just had sex in an elevator. It was great on so many levels.
2023-05-11 19:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostThey say make up sex is the best… Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up (hehe 😆)
2023-05-10 19:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostHelp me get a new bathing suit in exchange for an XXX show in my new suit? Leave a tip on this post 😘 $35 - 1 bathing suit $50 - 2 bathing suits
2023-05-09 22:22:38 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
2023-05-09 19:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I’m going in.
2023-05-08 19:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post