Are you ready for some Monday night football?? My tied- for- 1st- place- in-the-division Steelers play the hapless New York football Giants tonight. Might as well get this party started early with my TJ Watt jersey and cup of coffee!
Go Steelers!
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Just got home from church and about to whip up some lunch and watch football. But I was digging around the ol' archives to find something to post and came across this which I would have sworn I posted. I did post a short video in this bikini back in Sept but I guess the photos never made it. These photos were taken at the same time, Sept 19th to be exact.
I realize for most of us probably the weather is getting colder and bikini season is over but we can always look forward to next summer. I LOVE this suit. I didn't get a chance to wear it this year as I just picked it up in September on clearance.
Btw, I was a bad girl in church today, I checked and responded to a few DMs 😈
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Good morning, all. Sunday, my favorite day of the week, followed closely by Friday 😂
This is not something I ever wanted to or I like talking about but I have to. This is an update about something that may or may not impact the way you might feel about custom content. To this point I have always worked on the model of a custom request is not required to be paid upfront but on delivery. That way you are not out anything until you have the content and that also put less pressure on me to get it done ASAP. That's worked out just fine for me up to recently. I've sent out 3 custom requests which have gone unpaid for. Some might think a 3 minute video is just 3 minutes of my time so no big deal. But that 3min video probably took me at least 20ish minutes between getting ready, getting set up, making sure the camera is in a good position, I often times wil shoot a few seconds to make sure Im centered, post production edits, then uploading. It's not just as simple as hit record and 3min later it's done. From what I can see MOST girls work on a payment required upfront for custom work. I appreciate each and everyone that has ever gotten a custom from me. 99% have been fantastic and for that I say thank you
But from here forward I won't require 100% but half upfront for custom work. I'm sorry that a few had to ruin it for everyone else. 😔
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Some random photos I took a few days ago. I do love this sweater dress, no bra required 😊
I bought this chair a week or 2 ago so it needed a proper break in 😂
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A rare Saturday night special! I haven't posted a lot this week, apologies about that. So I thought I should give you all something good on a Saturday night. Maybe you're home alone and you need some company 😊
This is a rare Saturday night for me just staying in and watching TV. Went out last night to a couple of Halloween themed bars, that was really fun but just wasn't feeling up to having cocktails tonight. Tacos and TV for KK!
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TGIF! No work today, just lounging around the house after a LONG 4 day week. What's better than coffee and boobs?
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Howdy. My apologies for being MIA this week. We have had a BIG project at the house going all week, have had contractors here every day since Monday at 8am until 6-7pm and they just finished up today. So it's been next to impossible to do any kind of content.
Anyway, you know me, I always try to make it up to you all. Let's start with this ☺️.
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Psalm 118:24
This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.
Let's start the Lord's day with coffee and some light touching 😉
KK 💋
Can someone please explain this to me????? I'm on Reddit quite a bit because I have to use it to promote. But what is with the INCESSANT postings of "describe me in 1 word"??? Why? Why why why?!?!?! It drives me INSANE!! And why does anyone even respond to these posts???
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Pretty in pink! He also wanted to see me in wedges 🥰
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TGIF! I was gifted this beautiful, sexy Victoria Secret thong by a wonderful person (thank you so, so much!!) I have been looking at these for a LOOOONG time, I just never bought them. I absolutely LOVE the shiny straps on the sides! I also got a pink pair which I will post right away.
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Scumbag alert. Well now I have something to say 🤬
I get requests fairly regularly on my free page for people wanting to barter if you will to get access to this VIP page. I guess there's a common thing where people don't want to attach a credit card to their account here, presumably because they don't want a significant other to see and Onlyfans charge. So they want to find a work around to gain access here. I'm not a big fan of this and it's probably against the rules but I have accommodated this a handful of times.
Typically this is done through Amazon, either somebody will send me a gift card or will buy something off of my wish list. In return for that I will send them a link to gain access here. Again, not a big fan of doing this but I guess I have a soft spot for trying to help people out.
So I had a guy the other day on the free page say he would buy me something if I would send him a link. So I agreed to that and he sent me a screenshot showing a purchase. In the past I have sent the link to gain access pretty much immediately but something in me decided to tell him he has to wait until it is delivered before he gets the link. As you will see in my message to him I said it's happened before where somebody bought me something, I sent them the link, and then the order ended up being canceled. So therefore they got access and I got nothing. Now that was technically a lie because it's not happened to me but I've read about this happening alot on Onlyfans creators discussion pages.
So I told him once it's delivered he will get the link. He told me he understood and that he was not that kind of guy. I then said "for being a nice guy I will give you something to think about" and sent him a few uncropped face photos and a short video in his DM on the free page. He even came back the next day and sent me another screenshot showing me he bought me something else. Presumably he wanted more photos, but I didn't see his message until this morning.
Well lo and behold the order has been canceled because the item has been returned back to my wish list. So thank God I did not send him a link to get in here. And in the future the policy will be you don't the link until I get delivery. I hate con artists 🤬
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And the flip book version (aka video)
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Brain fog is real. So just look at the pictures and pretend I said something witty and interesting.
Happy hump day, all 🐪 🐫!
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I think I used up all my brain power yesterday on the 5 posts I made 😂 Cant think of anything interesting, funny, or clever to say. 👎👎
Just a rando photo set and short video here, nothing too fantastic. I do love this dress though. I wear it out semi-regularly and always without a bra or panties 😉
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And if you can stand one more video I've got one for you. I posted a week or so ago that somebody bought me a pink QoS ♠️ tank top and a new toy. Per my policy I made a video and sent it to him already, so he got to see this before everybody else. It's me taking a ride on this monster cock. This is not the thickest but I believe the longest toy I have.
I'm hoping to someday be able to take this ball deep 🤤 #goals
My thighs were feeling it after this for sure!! #outofshape
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Last but not least this video will be used in a lot of booty pages, like Bbwbutthole and BBWass, and also my cellulite subreddits.
There you have it, a little of what goes into making content for promotional purposes.
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This was used on pages such as Needy Sluts, Born to be fucked, high mileage holes 😂
(You have to love some of the subreddit names)
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This video I used in places like Fupa, real_wives_of_reddit, spreading.
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Ahhhh, a day in the life of a "porn star", I use that term very loosely 😂. No, I don't see myself as a pornstar at all, just an attention starved wife with Daddy issues. I'm joking! 😃
So, Reddit..... I've talked a little bit about promoting on Reddit which is just a necessary evil for all of this. I know other girls use Insta and X, I'm just not that savvy with those platforms so I'm stuck with Reddit. It can be a major pain in the butt but if I don't do it this page goes away, and at that it's on life support anyway 😂
You want to know how hard it is moving traffic from there to here? I just posted that I crossed 100,000 followers on Reddit the other day. I get it, porn is free everywhere so most people choose not to pay for it. But out of those 100,000 I only have about 1/2 of 1% that have come over here and joined. The struggle is real 😂 So to all of you that are here, THANK YOU for being my 1/2 of 1% !!
For the most part the way I promote is I take pictures that I shoot to post here and post a few of those around on many random different subreddits. But I have noticed that posting gifs get more attention if you will. I actually looked at my top posts of the last month and about 25 of those 30 were gifs. So this week I decided to shoot a couple of short little videos that I could chop up into different things and use as gifs on many different pages. I'm going gifs only this week on my promotion! 😆
So I figured since they're already shot you may as well see, and you get to see the whole video here, uncropped, as I don't show my face there of course.
I'm going to post these videos one at a time. Out of these 4 short videos I made about 12-15 gifs to use. I also did a couple of videos using "objects" that unfortunately aren't allowed to be posted here. 🤷🏼♂️ Available elsewhere let's just say.
This video I used on subreddits such as Whaletail, booty pages, chubby girls.
TGIF, everyone! KK 💋
Morning, everyone. Time to shine and rise, in your pants! It's Thursday morning Coffee with KK. Once again, one of the more baffling things I've learned in the last year of doing this (Reddit 1yr, Onlyfans 9mo) is naked women with coffee is a big thing 😂. Also I learned there something called Rule 34, which would explain the coffee NSFW thing.
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If you would have told me 9 months ago I would be able to get this toy in my pussy Id have said you were crazy 😂. I know all girls like to say they have a tight pussy but I think I have (had?) a tight pussy. My husband couldn't get more than about 2 fingers in me and all the toys I had were on the small side as far as girth goes.
I've have added quite a number of toys in the last 9 months and apparently I'm becoming something of a size queen as they all seem to be getting bigger and bigger. 🤪
By the end of this video I have this toy nearly balls deep in my pussy and I came so f@#$ing hard. 🤤
Oh, and I have my plug in. I seem to cum extra hard when my ass is plugged 🫠 🫠 🫠
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I HOPE I have never posted this here. 🙈 I tried to look up and down my feed but I did not see this. So 🤞🏼 this is new for all of you 😄
Its been a minute, I need to get the "love machine" back out 🤔
KK 💋
Well it finally happened.....2 things.
I've only been doing Onlyfans for about 9 months now. And the way that came about was me posting a few pictures on Reddit. Because of the response I got from those few pictures, people asking me what my Onlyfans page was, I decided to come over here and give it a shot.
I've been asked a million times if I really am a "church wife." Yes, I really am. No, I'm not a pastor's wife, I'm just a regular member of a church and have been going to church my whole life. Well, when I first started over on Reddit, I stumbled across a page called of all things ChurchWiife. The idea was "regular" women that go to church that like to post pictures of themselves for a thrill. And I thought "this is perfect for me!"
So I started posting there, that was probably one of the very first subreddits I ever posted on. When I started posting there I had absolutely no intentions of ever doing this, this being Onlyfans. I was just posting for fun. Obviously I'm here now, and of course my username here is Churchwifey_KK which came directly from that subreddit name (sadly regular old Churchwife was taken already)
It became apparent to me very early on that the majority of women that posted there were doing so only to promote their Onlyfans, which at the time was allowed. It looks like that policy is now over because I have been permanently banned from Churchwife because I'm a "content creator." 😂 That is #1.
#2 is I have just surpassed 100,000 followers on Reddit which is unimaginable to me. I can remember clear as day when I first started there getting 10 followers then 100 followers, and my mind was blown that a hundred people would follow me. And I remember my husband saying "can you imagine having a thousand people follow you?" 😂
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Oops, thought I had posted these already but I only posted the 1 photo of me in the shirt that yes, I did wear to work.
So if you remember I had someone gift me this QoS ♠️ tank and a nice, big toy (video coming soon) and didn't know who as there was no name or note in the box. I did have the gifter contact me and tell me who they were though, so THANK YOU once again! I did send him several of these photos ahead of time, maybe that's why I thought I'd posted them, I swear I'm losing my mind,. Anyway, they finally made it here!
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No make up, no dress up, no boobs and butt. The weather was really, really nice yesterday so I was out doing yard work, mowing (helping), trimming, raking leaves and closing up the pool for the year. Guess I should have posted this yesterday 🤷🏼♂️
I'll get something good up today for you Titty Tuesday!
Happy Fall, Y'all!
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TGIF! The work week is over, it's time to par-tay!!
Let's kick it off with a nice spread 😊
KK 💋
I recently had someone ask for some custom photos in my skimpiest bikini. Well, I have a few of them that leave little to the imagination. So I sent a few photos asking him to pick which he would like me to do the photos in. There was 1 suit in particular that I KNEW I had done a photo set in and I thought for sure Id posted. But I looked up and down my feed, I looked in my photo vault, I looked on my free page, I couldn't find it posted anywhere. I even looked through my gallery and I STILL didn't see it, it was driving me crazy because I knew I wasn't a crazy!
Finally I came across these photos and I cant believe they were never posted. So now that summer is over and it's no longer bikini season enjoy this "Throwback Thursday" set, throwing back to July 6 when these were taken. I believe this might actually be the skimpiest of the suits I have. 😁
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Is this appropriate office attire? Yes, I wore this to work today. 😉
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QoS ♠️
