Got some pretty awesome clit pics. I know. More clit pics. I can't help it. It's so big I have to show it off. More like I have to play with it. I'm glad I don't have a dick...I'd never leave the house. Anyway, check em out and let me know what you think.
2023-02-02 02:23:44 +0000 UTC View PostCrotchless panties, vibrators, and dicks...makes for a good time.
2023-02-01 19:37:52 +0000 UTC View Post
So I'm on this masturbation-edging thing. It turns my clit into a chick dick. It makes it huge. I edge myself to the brink of cumming, and then I stop and take some pics. Then I do it again and take more pics. I did that twice today. This last set was tough. One, I took them right after working out so I would be pumped up, and then I came accidentally, and I had to wait 15 minutes and do it again. It took me about an hour to cum again. I was about to quit when I hit just the right mental image and the right spot with the vibrator and got it done. I left wet spots on my blue chair. That's what they make Clorox wipes for. Anyway, I got some good clit pics and threw in some flexing poses as well. Hope you like!
2023-02-01 00:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I could probably fuck you with my chick dick. Seriously, I probably could. It gets that hard. It's a regular stiffy. I got it huge today with the help of a vibrator and a dildo. It was so hard it almost hurt but in the best of ways. If only I figure out a way to get myself a set of balls so I could feel what it's like to pump a load of sperm...I would die a happy girl. I'm just saying.
2023-01-31 19:54:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is my clit so pumped up lately? It's like huge! It's because it's in full clit erection mode. Just like your dick, I get turned on, and boom, it grows. I'm doing super hard physical labor stuff with a few guys around my house, and fuck if it doesn't make me horny. I mean slip and slide wet type horny. Getting my insides turned into jizz soup-type horny. Weird. I know. But I can't help it. I think it's an age thing. The older I get, the more I want dick. My gayness is sliding backward as well. I like being gay now and then. But now, pussy isn't all that for me anymore. Dick, however, is something I can't get enough of. It's fun getting old. That's all I can say. I know people bitch about and I get it. I get up out of bed in the morning and realize that I have somehow injured myself in my sleep. But it works itself out, so there are no major complaints there. The thing is, my pussy still thinks it's 18, and I'm good with that. Ten years ago, if you asked me if it was possible to cum harder and stronger than I was back then, I would have said, "Impossible!" That would kill a person. Yet year after year, I cum harder, stronger, and longer to the point I am shocked I even survive it. I cum so hard now I turn into a sperm-pumped moron mumbling to a dick, telling it how much I love it as if it can hear me. I'm licking sperm off the floor because I'm told to. And I'm happy to do it. So yeah, getting old may suck in some ways, but for me, I'll take it if the sex keeps getting better and better like it does. I do wish guys would get over whatever mindfuck they have going on about using pills, shots, devices, whatever it takes to get the dick hard. Do you think I give a rat's ass how you get your dick hard? No, not one fuck is given. I'm talking to the mostly over-40 crowd here. They think it's some kind of embarrassment if they admit they take Viagra or do Tri-Mix. It's just stupid. Just do it. Do you think I care if you take something for allergies? I don't. Nothing you can do about it. Same thing for dick hardeners. It's life, and we have answers to fix that, so use them, for fucks sake. Sadly though, I am not the girl for you if you choose not to and think holding hands or eating me out is enough for me. I'll be fucking someone else almost immediately. I'm shallow and selfish like that.
2023-01-31 14:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, that's one huge clit. And I love it. Do you know what the best part is? Whenever I do serious work/physical activity, it gets all pumped up and ready to fuck. I know, not what everyone wants to hear, but you can go to all the other porn chicks and listen to the BS and bag of complaints about the world if that's what you want. What's my point? I laid a 12x12 slab of concrete and mixed 75 80lb bags of concrete....in 2 and 1/2 hours. That ain't too bad for a 125lb 56 yr old. I ain't rich, and I can't afford the ready mix in the truck and the pump to boot. I can afford the bags, and for some wacky reason, I have a Ryobi mixer someone actually gave to me as a present. That was years ago, but I put it to use. 1 slab down, 3 1/2 to go. I tried to fuck Connor afterward, but he was too tired, and his back hurt. So I fucked Scott. Old faithful. Not my first choice, but his dick is always there in a pinch. We didn't even shower. I know, gross, right? Actually, it wasn't. He smelled like a man, and I smelled like a well-used woman. Turned me on, really. It's freshly musty, though. Not that gross, 2 or 3-day-old funky stuff some guys do. Makes a big difference. Anyway, as you can see, my clit is all the bigger for it. Actually, the truth is I used a vibrator till I just about came, so it would be all pumped up. Then I took the pictures and finished myself off afterward. As Paul Harvey used to say, Now you know the rest of the story.
2023-01-31 01:06:33 +0000 UTC View PostWho's going to be laid today? Concrete is that's who let you know how that goes 😉
2023-01-29 14:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, on my way to Lowes, got my RV pulled up to the track, getting ready for the Rolex24. Hope you have a great day 💋
2023-01-28 16:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostIt's 4 minutes of me working out bottomless and sometimes topless. I mean, it's 4 minutes you won't get back but I can think of worse ways to spend 4 minutes!
2023-01-28 00:28:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Keeping in line with the big clit theme.... here are a few pics!
2023-01-27 16:51:37 +0000 UTC View PostI keep seeing all these chicks talking about their big clits....hold my beer. Does this qualify?
2023-01-27 15:57:47 +0000 UTC View PostThis is a hit-and-run tonight. Got a lot going on. Getting my RV ready to move over to the Daytona International Speedway. Spent all day getting it ready to go. Got a few more things, and I will be driving it over in the morning. It's about 5 miles, so not too far. I did take a break and get some gym time in as you can see!
2023-01-26 00:29:21 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Wide Open Wednesday everyone, just popping in to say, hope you have an awesome day, that's it for now 😉 Catch you all later 💋
2023-01-25 14:38:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are a few selfies for you. No edits, no whacky ass phone filters, just good old 55 yr old me trying to gauge your reaction, so I know whether or not this will be a good outfit to hunt cock in. Selfish...I know 😉💦🍆 Oh, I like the shoes, but they aren't the standard super sexy shit so let me know what you think! Shoe pics are the last ones. I always wonder what guys think when I do nothing other than suck their dick till I'm coughing on their sperm. I wonder if they think I'm doing it because I'm trying to make them happy, make them like me, or if I have some kind of whacky issues going on. The hard truth is I am trying to make their dick happy because that's how I get it to feed me. The guys themselves, not so much. I don't care much about how they feel. I just thoroughly enjoy doing it. The dick just happens to be attached to them. I don't get too many guys, if any at all, that just want to eat pussy and then go home satisfied with nothing else. They want to cum, and usually, they want me to make it happen. I'm okay with that. I'm just making an observation here. I'm not oblivious and blind. I see the confused look on men's faces after I jerked their dick off then licked their sperm off my fingers and start getting dressed. Most of them complained while I was servicing their cock that they were going to cum and tried to get me to stop, but when I want to see a dick ejaculate...I want to see a dick ejaculate. It makes me happy for the rest of the day. It really does. Am I weird? Probably. Do I care? Ahhhh, no. I don't think I do. Even if it weirds them out, I don't think I have ever had someone not cum back for seconds after a solo blowjob, titfuck, or handjob. There was one guy who just would not stick his cock in my ass, no matter how much I pleaded with him. Finally, I broke him down, jerked his dick off with my asshole, and he never called me or answered my calls again. Not sure what was going on there. I'd like to know. I mean, how bad could it be? I guess for him, pretty bad. Oh well, there have been plenty more willing to let my butt suck the jizz out of their balls. So his loss, I guess. Or was it? I don't know. That's the annoying part. Inquiring minds want to fucking know, dammit!
2023-01-24 19:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Tinder lets me know when a big event is in town. I get a zillion super likes from people all over the world. And that is happening right now as the Rolex 24 starts winding up. Am I going to fuck them? No. Not because they aren't hot and all that. Because they aren't local. I don't want to fuck someone one time and see you next year. Take the case of Tim. I feel bad for his cock. It needs a new owner. But my point is that I gave Tim 5 tries at rearranging my insides with his cock, and he scored subpar each time. But more times than not, guys end up being superior fucks if you give them a few shots at the pussy. Connor was stupid bad. He popped just trying to get the head of his dick in my cunt. Now, he's a top-level cocksman at the age of 19. If he weren't local, I would have just gone home with a super-sized sperm mess all over my pussy and that would have been it. So you get my point when I say I only put local cock in my holes. Doesn't matter how good-looking you are, or how big your dick is, if it isn't a dick I can put inside me within 20 minutes at any given time...it isn't going to happen. The good news is that I have plenty to choose from right here in Daytona Beach 😉💦🍆.
2023-01-24 16:35:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim is done. I tried fuck number five, and I even explained to him what I needed from him. He went right back into his sexual attention deficit disorder. It must be a real thing with him. He was doing well, sticking it in me just right. I told him to keep pumping me just like that, and he pulled out. Said he wanted me to get on top. Yeah. Okay. I didn't get on top. I didn't let him stick it in me any other way. I gave him a handjob for selfish reasons. I wanted to see him cum. He does cum quite attractively. His jizz is nice and thick and pours out. I like that. But I have Connor for the king daddy of cum shots, so Tim is fresh out of luck. He asked when we could see each other again. I'm an honest person. I told him we wouldn't be bumping junk anymore and that it just wasn't working for me. He got a little pissy but took it pretty well overall. I wanted to say how about getting me your old man's phone number. He does look like a solid fuck. But I figured that might be a bit over the top. I know where he works anyway. So if I need lawnmower parts, I know where to go 😜 What's with the random assortment of pics? I don't have a clue. They are on my phone, and I don't know why. So now you get to see them. They are like from 2016, I think. I'm going to do Jeep pics and videos tomorrow, so that should be fun. Don't crap yourself if they don't get up till Wednesday. I have stuff I did today that will be put up tomorrow anyway. Lots of it. I don't give a shit about Joe Biden. Quit asking me about him. I think he's bottomed out on what he can fuck up anymore anyway. Though it does seem like someone handed him a shovel, and he keeps on digging. Where he's going, I don't even think he knows. Where do they find these idiots to run not just our country but all the nations of the world? I mean, these are world-class morons were talking about. In fact, it's an insult to morons to include them in that category. Canada, don't even snicker...you got some epic imbeciles wandering up around the north there. Europe... shhh...you have next-level ding dongs sitting in high places, so don't feel like you are not included in the club...you are. I know we all like to poke each other in the eye on who is the most ridiculous, but right now, it is a giant worldwide tie. The good news is, sooner or later, it can only get better. Or I guess we could all die, and then it doesn't really matter anyway.
2023-01-24 02:19:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Waiting to head out for a quick doc appointment...if only the staff all looked like the nurses and doctors in porn vids this would be a win win for me 😉👍🏻
2023-01-23 19:09:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a few guys on here that send me pics of their dicks, and don't get me wrong, I like that. Nick sent me one this morning...two thumbs up. Handsome dick. The kind of dick you just want to slip right up in your guts. Why am I telling you this? I mean, what the fuck do you care. Most of you probably aren't interested in the same way I am with dick pics. Because I remember when videos first started making it on the internet. I tried hard to get my videos on, but it was tough back in the day to get them to play without massive buffering. Then that all got figured out, and videos killed the pictures by a score of a million to one. But lately, I'd rather see pics than videos. They just have more appeal to me. Except for one thing. Dicks. I would rather see a video of a guy jerking off and pumping his nut for me than a pic. I mean, I love the pics, but I can masturbate to videos of guys jerking off with a jizzy finish. I just can't get it done with dick pics. I can, however, finish the job with dick videos. I don't know why. I don't even care why. I just know I can cum to sperm-pumping cock videos. Like I did this morning to another subscriber's cock video by the name of Mike. He sent me this video with a closeup of his cock and the way he barely rubs the cock head and just lubes my cunt right up. Then he stops, and about 20 seconds later, it just starts pouring a stream of sperm out of the cum hole. Watched that part twice and, boom, a rock-solid orgasm was had by me. And I don't even like cumming in the morning so that's saying something. So my point here is, keep sending the pics I truly enjoy getting them. I open every one of them. But if you want to show me you really care...send me a video of your dick pumping your testicles empty. Is that too much for a girl to ask? 😉💦🍆 I know. Shut up, Brooke. We didn't pay a subscription to send you pictures of our dicks." No, no you didn't, but you guys started it and once that monster was out of the box, so to speak...there's no putting it back.
2023-01-23 15:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, been a pretty good weekend. I got pumped 4 times. Which isn't a record by any means but good enough for me. The pics are not new but I used them because it's the exact same outfit I wore Friday night to bag myself some cub dick. The cub being a guy named Tim. Everyone calls him "T" but I hate that. Tim is your name, Tim it shall be. Tim is a good-looking dude. 36 yrs old. Daytona Local. Tim is living with his Dad which used to be a hard no for me. But these days, things are so expensive people have to do what they have to do. His pop is a hunk though. That makes everything easier. I'd rather fuck his old man than Tim. I feel like Tim's father would be a seriously good fuck. He just has that look. I need to find out because Tim isn't going to make it with me. I have had his dick inside me 4 times and I haven't cum during any of those fucks. I am not saying I didn't finger myself on the ride home...I did. And he is fun to look at. Clothed and naked. His dick isn't anything spectacular. Just a regular dick. But that's a good thing. I can do anything I want with it. It's just getting him to do it. I mean, he does what I want him to do but he has like sexual ADD. I had his dick bottomed out in my colon last night, and I was getting close to cumming, but then he stopped. After I just said, "Just like that!." I guess that didn't sink in because he pulled right out and said he wanted to "titty fuck" me. There was no warning. He didn't ask to fuck my tits while he was still pumping my ass. He just pulled his dick out and proclaimed his wish to titty fuck. Then he gets tired of that and wants to fuck my ass some more. And so on and so on. Come on...when a girl clearly states "just like that!" then keep doing whatever it is your doing just like that. Don't go faster, slower, harder, or softer, just keep doing the exact same thing. Then we will cum, and you can do whatever the fuck it is you want to us, and we will smile the entire time you're doing it. Not Tim though. He just does 30 seconds of this, a minute of that, a minute of this. It's hard to keep track. But I'm stupid. He looks delicious, so I have ended up getting my holes and everything else fucked by him 4 times. I got to fuck this guy's dad. I just know he's going to wreck my cunt in the best of ways. I can see it in his eyes. I just got to get him alone for a bit. I think I can trick him into putting his dick in my holes.
2023-01-22 15:21:09 +0000 UTC View PostJust real quick saying Hi. I will tell you all about last night a little bit later, it was a good time.😜 Just showing off my new shirt for you. Catch you all in a bit. 💋
2023-01-21 15:35:16 +0000 UTC View Post
My box is super worked up right now. So much it's creaming my pants. Seriously. It is. Alright. I admit it. I couldn't help myself. I went back into BestBuy to see if the kid who popped a woody yesterday was there. He wasn't. Neither was anyone else who was willing to pop a willy for me. Bummer for me. I was really looking forward to seeing if he would take the hint and cum out and play. Didn't happen. So to Winn Dixie, I went. Got followed around the store by Joe Creeper. It's okay to stare, I do it all the time, but come on. Don't sit there and lick your lips like the Big Bad Wolf. I texted Bob to see if he would make his jizz rag later today. He never texted back. Connor is closing the KFC, and I'm not waiting until midnight to get my guts rearranged. So I called Scott and he came over. I fucked with his head and made him jerk off for me. I just can't bring myself to fuck him. He's a good fuck but I like him better as a cuck and cucks don't fuck. I did let him cum on my leg. I also made him lick it up. So now I'm super fucking horny and about to head out to see what kind of dick I can find. Rule number one. Never go looking for dick when you're horny. It's like food shopping when you're hungry. Everything looks good, and you end up making bad choices. Yet here I am, about to go cock shopping, and I'm very hungry. Life is hard when you can't get something hard in your guts. But have faith...I am pretty solid when it comes to flushing out the cock. I'm going to a more modern/younger/mixed crowd. I'm also going solo. That's always weird. But when you want what you want, you bite the bullet and get it done! I will keep you posted!
2023-01-20 23:37:00 +0000 UTC View PostJust popping in to say, Hey, hope you are having a great Friday 💋 Catch ya all later!
2023-01-20 17:24:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhat am I looking at halfway through this video? Some dude walking by and then taking a double take. Quit looking in my windows Mr. If you don't stop...I'll have to charge you. So I put another video up on bt34gg.com It's one of my favorites. Not the top, but still one I liked making. Nobody else did but I did. I'm weird that way. I hope you guys enjoy it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. The new password is mtjan2023 All you have to do is go to bt34gg.com and punch that password in and there are quite a few hardcore porn's on there. I'm going to start posting my new ones there as well that aren't up to the new ID rules on here so check those out as well. It's all free, there's no spam, no ads, and nothing but porn I made and can't put here. So shut up and enjoy it! Someone just asked me what was wrong with me. Why do I make cuck videos? I don't know...because I like to? Yes, that sounds about right. I don't just like to, I fucking love to. Now quit your bitching. I make plenty of other stuff and now and then I like to put up some stuff that I dig making. Cuck stuff is one of them. I don't even put the hard stuff up. Why do I like it? I don't know. Maybe I just like knowing that every time your best friend empties his dick in my guts it shrinks your ego and your manhood just a little bit each time. I like watching that progression. Before you know it, I'll have you wearing panties even if you are 6'6" and 250 lbs. The weird part is, I'm not a fan of guys doing that but I like knowing I can make it happen. I like it even more knowing that they know I can make it happen. It's a power kink. A sexual perversion. I got lots of em and I'm just getting started. Oh...I know. I'm supposed to cater to your sexual kinks and whims. And I will...as long as your sexual kinks and whims align with mine. I'm not doing anything that doesn't get me off. What's the point of that? Making a buck? Fuck that. Not going to fuck up my sex life doing shit I hate. So...sit back, have a snow cone and enjoy the show. Man...I can get cunty when people call my kinks weird. I have literally had people ask me to fuck my ass with a bottle of Elmer's glue that had to be half full. And I'm the weird one? Fuck me...go figure.
2023-01-20 14:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, it was an early morning for me. Connor knocked on my door at about 7 am. Which means his dick was knocking on my door at 7 am. I'm good with that. He wanted to fuck, but I hate fucking in the mornings. I can cum, but it's never the really mind-bending good ones. I'd rather suck the nut out of some testicles or give a dick a good strong, slow, handjob. I keep telling him to come back by later and breed me, but he is always a bit too busy these days, and his grandparents always seem to be in the way as well. I ended up giving Connor an edging session that lasted about 45 minutes and probably made him late for work. He was getting so frustrated that I could time his orgasm just right. I was able to stop right before I pushed him past the point of no return. But all things must cum to an end, and I gave him the slowest strokes, just barely touching the edge of the rim of the head of his cock. And when he sucked in that big breath, I just stopped and watched. That fucker just pumped and pumped and then pumped some more. It's still mind-boggling how much Connor can actually ejaculate. His whole belly and chest were covered in it. There was so much I had to suck it up first, then lick whatever was left over. I can breathe out slowly and still smell his sperm. He wouldn't kiss me afterward, though. He was all about me eating his cum but said fuck that when it cums to kissing his horny old neighbor goodbye. I'm okay with that. It was a lot of jizz. I'm sure every inch of my mouth was coated with it. It wasn't like I just took a few gulps, and away it went. It took me a minute or two to get it all. Probably weirded him out a bit. I wish he would cum by later and breed me with a load like that. By then, I'll be so worked up my head will explode when I cum. I always get that odd thought of how cool it would be to get knocked up by a 19 yr old. Why does that make me so fucking horny? Who knows. Who cares. Can't happen, and it doesn't hurt thinking about it. A super good-looking dude with a body is a subscriber on here. Lives in Daytona Beach. Told me where he saw me yesterday. He even sent pics, and I know exactly where I saw him. More like noticed him. I'm sure he will read this, so I won't mention anything incriminating other than the fact that I will probably rub one out at the thought of him fucking me a bit later if Connor doesn't show up. If Connor does show up and slip his cock in me...then I'll probably think about getting bred by such a fine 19 yr old. I doubt he will show up. So I'll end up running this guy through my mind while I jerk my clit off. Fuck, I got a lot to do today. I have to get the horn working on my truck, and I'm going to need Scott for that. I don't want him to fuck me, though. He's my boyfriend. He's old news. The only thing I want to do with him is slap him in the face with a dick. That really does sound fun. Anyway, I better get to it in case the day kicks into high gear on me!
2023-01-20 13:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostI was talking to a guy in Best Buy, and he got an erection. I was dressed in a manner to attract attention for sure but I don't often get an in-your-face pants tent going. He must have had a big one because that fucker was sticking right out there for the world to see. It was awesome. I can't describe it any other way. I love that. He had to be in his 20s, and that makes this 55 yr old cock hound amazingly good about herself. I feel bad for him. He knew I saw it, and other people as well were eye fucking his hardon. He tried to stand behind a counter that held e-readers, but I could still see it. I would have fucked this kid. He wasn't good-looking at all, but A for effort on the stiff dick poking through his pants. I even offered in a roundabout way to help him with his erection, but either he was too nervous or too stupid to figure it out. I doubt I'll put the offer on the table again. As I said, he wasn't my "type," but in the moment, my "type" goes straight out the window when a hard dick that looks that delicious is involved. I know. I should have fucked him. It would have been a better story that way. But it's too hard to come up with a bullshit scenario, and who wants that anyway. I have learned it's so much easier to type these things out by telling you what actually happened than what didn't. I don't have to think about it. Anyway, I'm in a great fucking mood all because some poor, mortified kid popped a woody in front of me. Life is good! It would have been better if he let me suck the sperm out of his balls, but such is the way of the world. What else? I don't know. I fucked in the head over the kid with the woody. I doubt I'm going to get any dick today, so I made this masturbation video. Then I masturbated again after I finished it. More truth? Sure, why not. I cum harder when I'm not on camera. Normally after I make a video, I fuck myself all over again. Now you know. Guys don't want to get married. I hear it all the time from chicks looking for the forever guy. There is no forever guy. At least not for me. I understand that. So I don't trick them into thinking that I'll be their one and only. I'll be everyone else's one and only, and you can cook. How's that sound? Seriously, why in the world would a guy get married? Half the chicks out there have already been married and come with that baggage. The other half has a dozen kids they want them to babysit. Plus, if they divorce, it costs a fortune. I don't blame them. There are a ton of chicks just looking for a paycheck marriage. I say stick it in, pull it out, and see you later. I know that's how I like my guys to breed me. Sure, if we get along, we can hang out, but that doesn't mean I might not leave with some other guy who is destined to empty his testicles deep in my ass later that night. Just like you, I have needs, and they don't always involve the same cock over and over. So fuck your marriage. I got the reverse problem. I own a home, and most of my vehicles and half the dudes I fuck are dirt poor and chronically unemployed. I know they are a complete waste of life, but they look good, and I can't hold their penis responsible for the poor choices its owner made. But I see them looking at me like I'm their sugar mama. Good luck with that. Better to just fuck me stupid, leave me like a well-used jizz rag, and be on your way. Eventually, I'll sober up from being fucked stupid and kick you out anyway.
2023-01-19 20:15:08 +0000 UTC View PostNot much going on yesterday in the way of emptying testicles. Not my fault. I would have gladly deflated some ball sacks. I did get some good videos and pics from fans, and yes, I actually rubbed one out to a subscriber's video. I admit it. It was a good video. The cock was on point, and the cumshot was solid. I got to say this again but with a different twist. Instead of telling me you rubbed one out watching my stuff, send me a video of you rubbing one out. "Oh, but Brooke...I need to protect my privacy." said in a whiny, annoying way. When is the last time you have seen me post a video of someone yanking on a fat cock? Yeah...never. Besides, you don't have to show your face. I don't care about that. Well, I guess I do, but I don't need to see it. I can always mentally insert a face to go with the dick. Settle down, Chucky...unless your dick has some kind of tattoo or looks like a corkscrew... absolutely nobody is going to pull you out of a lineup based on your cock pic/video. If you cum a ton... I'm your buddy. Send me all you got. Just saying. Fuck. Look at me. A dirty old woman soliciting dick pics on the internet to rub one out too. Oh well. Could be worse. I could be smoking 3 packs a day, getting high, day drinking, and eating 6 Big Macs a day. Dick pics have got to be healthier than that. Holy shit, is there ever not a time it's not "Pride" month, week, day, minute? For fuck's sake. I can't keep track of it. Look, I like being gay occasionally as much as the next muff muncher, but I don't need to hold a parade every time I make out with a chick. It's exhausting, and quite frankly, if I have to hear about another alphabet soup celebration, I'm going to lose my shit. Just saying. I was asked to tone it down with what I write. Sadly, I did just that. But I thought about it, and fuck that. I'm tired of worrying about everyone's feelings and mental well-being. If reading something I wrote upsets, someone, I'm not the problem. They have way bigger issues than me. Look, I'm not right about everything. I never claim to be an expert, and I often finish by saying, "I could be wrong." Unless it cums to porn. Then I'm just telling you the truth, and the people complaining about that are upset because the truth fucks up the grift they might be running.
2023-01-19 14:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The heads of dicks turn purple when I edge them. Some so much so that they almost get black. It looks painfully hot. I wore purple because I edged someone's dick the other day, and the head got so purple and fat that I thought it would explode like a grenade. I mentioned the state of the cocks color and its overly inflated head to its owner and said I thought we should stop. I was bluffing, but he didn't know that. He begged me to continue. I did, and it exploded alright, but in a good way. Anyway, when I put the purple outfits on, all I could think about is how cocks turned that very shade when I worked them over. Oddly enough, people commented on my purple outfits with the same comparisons. Great minds think alike. I am the new terrible person on Twitter, and I'm kind of digging it. I have an inbox full of complaints about my tweets that say you should unfollow or turn off retweets on any account that mass RTs. My point in all of this is its spam. They retweet other accounts more than they post of themselves. 20 or 30 a day, sometimes more. Not trying to be mean, but I am beyond uninterested in seeing these accounts. I shouldn't have to, so the account retweeting them can gain followers. They can't get followers on their own merits, so they use the RT group method. Does it work? Absolutely. All crap followers, but it gives them an ego boost, I guess. But you and I must pay the price for their cringy ego trip by seeing all the shit they retweet. I don't need to see Big Betty eating a Big Mac while shoving a toilet brush up her hoo-ha. Their point is I have no right to ruin their business by telling people to unfollow them or turn off the RTs. They don't want you to know they aren't RTing these accounts because they like them. They only do it for business reasons. That should remain an "insider" trick as far as they are concerned. Look, by all means, RT people you like because you find them smoking hot or think the post was awesome. But if you ask me to follow you and then spam the fuck out of me with RTs...well, fuck you, I'm out, and I'm taking everyone with me. Said with an evil laugh at the end. One last thing about Twitter. When people ask me to follow them, I look at their accounts. Are they tweeting something I want to see? Most people who ask me don't even tweet. Why in the world do I want to follow someone who has nothing to follow? Or if they do have a full timeline, it has something that I want to avoid seeing in my timeline, like Crypto advice. So if you ask me, and there is nothing there for me to see, or your timeline is about restoring old cellphones...I'm probably going to pass. I'm glad you liked my stuff enough to follow me, but I'm not a famous person. Having me follow you for sake of having a name follow you is great...I have a couple of those myself. But I'm just about the furthest thing from a "name" you will find.
2023-01-18 14:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I got laid today, and I was wearing purple when I did it. Funny thing is, right before he popped in my mouth, the head of his dick was the same color purple as my dress. Then it magically went pasty white. Just saying!
2023-01-18 00:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The stringkini photos. Talk about easy access. I like the way my pubes stick out. I wish it was super hot outside so I could walk across the street to the beach in this outfit!
2023-01-17 17:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe infamous stringkini 😜 Shows a puff of pubes and quick slip to the side and your dick is inside 😉💦🍆
2023-01-17 15:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post
