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Here is a video I made earlier today, but I got a little bus..

Here is a video I made earlier today, but I got a little busy getting some dick that I didn't get "it up." He got it up...I, however, did not, but either way...it all "came" out good in the "end!" Put 2 and 2 together, Sherlock Holmes. I gave you all the clues. I got laid today. More accurately, my butt got widened out and properly greased. I do so love fucking guys with dicks that aren't monsters. I can do so many things with them that I can't do with behemoth schlongs. Like, get my colon filled with dick. I just can't do the giant dicks in my ass. I never could. Hurts. I wouldn't say I like doing things that hurt. My pussy, though, can take just about anything. I don't know how I bottom out some of these guys with fence poles for dicks, but I do. And the deeper it goes, the better it feels. However, it does push the air out of me. How's that for a weird surprise? Seriously. If I can't breathe, then you have a big dick, and the head of it is touching my spleen. Just saying. But anyway. I don't choose dicks off on size. I choose them on looks. Some dicks are just more attractive than others. Grooming plays a big part in that. So...take your dick to a barber once in a while!

2023-01-17 00:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Oh, man. I had to do the walk of shame out of some dude's co..

Oh, man. I had to do the walk of shame out of some dude's condo this morning. Which I'm good with, but my hair was fucked as hard as I was fucked last night. I'm guessing at his name in my head. I can't remember for sure. I think it's Rick. I tried to start my day by blowing him this morning, but when I put his cock in my mouth, he groaned something and rolled over. He wasn't having it. He drank too much last night. Way too much. It was a wack night. It was fun but different. I went out with Scott and ended up with Rick's dick in my cunt. Don't feel bad for Scott. He got in on the action as well. Rick was better looking, though. His cock was on the small side compared to Scott's, but it was a nice dick. He was on the older side. Said he was 50, but Scott was 56, and Rick looked older. Who knows. He was a nice guy, good-looking, and fun to talk to, and he fingered me under the table, so automatic bonus points for that. The only thing I didn't like was that he obviously has a lot of money and uses that as a selling point. I like money, I really do, but I don't pick guys based on wealth levels. If I find him more attractive, I'll suck a poor man over a billionaire. Big houses and expensive cars register about zero on my impress-me scale. But he figured that out and knocked it off. I had already figured out he was using whatever tools he had to get his dick in my guts. The thing was, I knew he would be breeding me about 2 minutes into our initial conversation. No additional sale was required. He lives in Ponce Inlet, divorced, with 3 kids, all grown, in a condo on the 12th floor. Big ass place. Bigger than my house. I drove my truck last night, and Scott rode with me. But Rick was okay with Scott coming along. Scott didn't want to go, but I told him I wasn't going to take him home, so he could call an Uber if he wanted. Scott decided to come along. I think he thought if I gave him a ride home, he could convince me to skip Rick. Instead, he jerked off in front of Rick while his dick rearranged my insides. Hats off to Rick for keeping it steel-hard. Not only was he drinking, but he also had another man watching his dick fuck me. When I was riding his dick in reverse cowgirl, I told Scott to lick my clit while his dick slipped in and out of my guts. I didn't bring a vibrator, and I wasn't going to get off without some extra stimulation. He didn't do it, but he did finger me. He fingered so well I jizzed all over Rick's cock in a super duper orgasm. Made the whole night totally worth it. I wanted to ride Rick's dick with my ass, but his cock wasn't cooperating. Scott offered but as much as I wanted to fuck again, I want to keep Scott pussy free. I want him to know other guys, even new ones, take the front-of-the-line privileges over him. So I had him jerk off in front of both of us. So that made Rick's cock get hard, but instead of fucking it, I stroked it off while Scott stroked his off. When Rick came, I drank his sperm. When Scott came, he emptied his balls in his free hand. I demanded Scott eat his sperm in front of us. It got a bit awkward because I was serious, and Scott was adamant he wasn't going to. Rick offered to look away, and when he did, Scott ate his jizz. What a great night! Scott found his own way home after that. I stayed because it was like 4 am at this point. I thought we would fuck again, but Rick fell asleep. When I pulled the sheets down this morning and plopped his floppy soft cock in my mouth, he kind of woke up, and kind of didn't. Said something about leaving him alone, so I did. He rolled over on his side, I got dressed, and out the door I went. Will I see Rick again? I don't have a clue. I never got his number. I don't know if I have his name right. It was fun, but he isn't all that good in bed, but he is willing to do kinky shit, and I like that. I like how I came when Scott fingered my clit, and his dick was in my cunt. It was super solid. I kind of want to do it again right now. I haven't done anything like that since my swinger club days back in the early 2000s. I definitely want to get back into it. So, I guess if he's willing, so am I. I just got to remember to get their contact info.

2023-01-14 19:07:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Just popping in to see what your up to this afternoon, as yo..

Just popping in to see what your up to this afternoon, as you can see what I am up to 😜 Anyway, hope you are having a great day. Enjoy your Friday the 13th!

2023-01-13 20:32:24 +0000 UTC View Post

Flexing the arm, the tits, and the vag. Why? Because I can! ..

Flexing the arm, the tits, and the vag. Why? Because I can! Look, no makeup, no lights, a goofy cellphone with zero filters. No point in bullshitting you with what doesn't happen. I don't get all dressed up to work out. Ding dongs get all dressed up to work out. I like to work out the same way I fuck, and that's all in. I'm not doing it to put on a fashion show. I'm looking at a dick on Twitter. Oddly enough, it's making me uncomfortable, but in a good way. Just some random dude sent me a video introducing himself. I mean, he isn't all that, but I'd fuck him 3 ways to Sunday for sure. Sadly he lives in PA. I have that local-only rule. Don't have the time or patience to be setting up long-distance fuck buddies. Pure chaos is all that is. He says 7 inches, but I don't think so, but it is a very handsome penis. I just want to touch it. Maybe make out with it for a few minutes. Fuck me. Now I'm going to have to figure something out to finish my cunt off. It's drooling all over everything. Klaus is still acting funny, but he looks better, so hopefully, that's a good sign. See how that turns out.

2023-01-13 16:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post

This is by request, so here you go. I got plenty more cummin..

This is by request, so here you go. I got plenty more cumming today! Morning sex. I'm all about it. I'd rather not fuck, though. I would rather just start the day off with a testicle-draining blowjob. That's why I like when Connor shows up. He just sticks his dick in my mouth and fucks it until his balls toss their jizz down my throat. Then I get the rest of the day to taste his sperm. Yes, cum has a very long aftertaste life, especially when you burp. In case you were wondering. Which helps me think about it all day long, which in turn gets me massively worked up. So, if I'm lucky and get a dick in one of my two lower fuck holes, I'm going to cum so hard your balls are going to feel it. But guys get upset when I don't want to get bred in the morning. They think I don't want to feel their dick in my guts. I do. I'd rather make a day out of the experience, and that experience starts with your dick in my mouth. Good times huh? Lol, why am I even telling you this? Because Connor came over wanting to fuck this morning, and I said no. When he asked for a blowjob, I also declined...because now Klaus is sick, and I had to run a bag of his crap to the vet to get tested. Sometimes life gets in the way of sucking dick. Not often, but when it's a medical issue with someone, dogs included, the cock will just have to wait or be serviced manually by its owner. Ding dong Connor texted me while I was driving to the vet, wanting to know what he did to tick me off. I ignored him because I have shit to get done. I told the dummy I had to take care of Klaus before anything else. I guess he didn't figure that included drinking the contents of his balls.

2023-01-13 15:51:56 +0000 UTC View Post

This brings us to 2023, as of a week ago. Sorry to drag you ..

This brings us to 2023, as of a week ago. Sorry to drag you through 21 yrs of my own persona time capsule, but I felt like doing it. The shame is I used to have porn from the mid '90s. Photos and videos, but they were on VHS tapes, Mini DV tapes, and some CDs, and you know what I did? I threw them away. Like a dumbass. Yep, tossed em thinking I'd never want to see them. Actually, the decision was mostly based on how difficult it was to deal with all the room that stuff took up. The tapes were the worst. Everyone would find them. They were hard to hide. I didn't really hide them, so that may have been some of the problem.

2023-01-13 01:37:31 +0000 UTC View Post