Got my morning cum tasting in bright and early this morning. Connor fucked my mouth and pumped my stomach full of his nut. Then off to work, he goes. He is a busy kid for a 19 yr old. I do so like him. He makes me smile, and not just because he uses me like a jizz sock. He's just fun to be around.
I'm having quite a couple of days here. J, the co-worker of Scott, came over last night for the express purpose of fucking my ass. He did that, but he kept having to stop so he wouldn't cum. Then the power went out, so it was pitch black. We kept going, but he slipped out, and when he was trying to stick his dick back in my asshole, he blew his jizz all over my leg. Which was hard to clean up because it was pitch black, and I didn't have a flashlight in my bedroom. So when the lights finally did come back on, I had sperm spots all over my bedspread. Oh well, it wasn't the first that has happened. They wash out.
Even better, Bob's wife is gone for the day so guess where I'm going. Over to Bob's house. Bob is the man with the magic dick. I am so looking forward to him fucking me crosseyed. Repeatedly. So, what I'm saying here is I will make personally empty the testicles of three different guys in under 24 hours. I'm pretty happy about that! See what I can do to get some pics and video.
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Yep, it's going to be a good night. J is on his way to breed my ass like it demands to pumped, and I'm going to turn him into a drained sniveling little ass whore who will follow me around like a puppy begging for another treat. Win-win for me 😉💦🍆
Alright, I wasn't supposed to discuss this story because it became such a stink. I changed my mind. A friend that knows about it asked me to. If you remember me telling you about sucking Scott's co-worker, who we will call J, who kind of sort of gets along with Scott, but not really, that's what this story is all about. Scott had a hard time at work after I sucked him. A few friends of J's who worked for Scott knew I inhaled his J's sperm and thanked him for allowing me to drink it. I guess that is kind of a dig at Scott's manhood. Me, I get wet thinking about it. So...I would do it again in a second. The problem is, I did do it again. I took it even further. I texted J without Scott knowing, and things got hot. J isn't the studliest dude around, but he's funny and says sexy shit. He kept saying he wanted a picture of his dick in my ass, so every time Scott ordered him to do something at work, he would show it to him and make Scott do it, or he would show everyone. That turns my cunt into a drool factory. It's doing it right now. I love the feeling of making Scott massively uncomfortable to the point of insanity. Even when he's reached this point, I know just what to say or do that will turn his cock into a piece of steel. Which lets me push things even further. The best orgasms of my life have been masturbating in front of Scott as I tell him how I want to be with someone else other than him. But, back to J. There was a get-together at J's, and Scott wasn't invited. Not a shocker. They aren't best buddies. I invited myself, and even though J was against it, I weaseled my way in. There were about 10 people there. All of them worked with Scott. I dressed appropriately. Appropriately for what I wanted to do, that is. I made it a point to hang on J, rub on him, and just generally be a complete cock whore in front of everyone. J was wildly uncomfortable with everything. But I kept at it, and when I felt his hard dick through his pants, I told him to fuck my ass. He said we would later. I said now, or I leave. We went to his bedroom, and J's dick was in my guts in under a minute. He fucked me in my ass while I bent over his bed. It took about a minute, and he emptied himself, leaving my colon a slick jizzy mess. I told him to get his phone and take a picture. He wouldn't do it. That was a pussy move. He hyped this whole scenario up, and now that he pumped himself dry in my ass, he didn't want to do it. I tried to get him to use my phone, but he wouldn't do it. So I took one myself, which isn't easy to do. This is kind of where I let things get out of control. I got dressed after leaking his jizz out of my ass onto his bedspread and went back to the get-together. Everyone knew we fucked. They made comments and such. I loved it. I always have loved having other people know I just got filled with cum by some guy I don't really know. One guy, in particular, said he didn't believe it. He wanted proof. So it texted him the picture. That was the move that really got all kinds of people into a tizzy. It was the next day before the fallout really began. J's jizz was long gone out of my guts, but this was an ass fucking that was going to be the gift that keeps on giving. Scott pulled into my driveway, furious. Showed me the picture that I texted his co-worker and said I humiliated him to the point that he would have to quit. Said he was through with me. When I grabbed his crotch, he pulled away and left. Then about 2 minutes later, J called. Said I was an evil cunt. He apparently had a girlfriend at work I didn't know about, and she saw the picture. I reminded him he wasn't even in the picture, but he reminded me his bedspread was. Oops. Oh well, should have told me you had a girlfriend. I still would have fucked him, but I probably wouldn't have sent the picture. Probably. Let's wrap this up. It took a weird turn. Scott didn't have to quit. J did. Scott held his ground. Told everyone I was just a friend that he fucks sometimes, but they both fuck whoever they want. I'm good with that. I pretty much only let Scott beat off in front of me, but they don't need to know that. On the other hand, J decided that the ultimatum of quit or we're through that his girlfriend made was acceptable, and he quit. He must really love that chick. But here's the thing. I sucked J's dick again the day after Christmas. We still text and J is now engaged to his girlfriend. I will probably let him pump me tomorrow and see how much he really loves her. Scott still beats off for my viewing pleasure. He jerked off for me a few nights ago while I told him how J was on my mind lately. I showed Scott the texts for proof, and he busted a huge nut into his hand. So for me...everything worked out 100% perfectly! I did, however, promise not to post anything about it because they were both worried people from where they work might join my OFs and read it. However, I feel like they sorted it, and any secret handshake agreement does not bind me into silence. I guess if you let me remove your jizz from your testicles, it's a known thing that I might and often do kiss and tell.
Last one in this set. He kept hitting the record button with his finger turning it on and off. That's the trouble with holding a phone and jerking off at the same time 😉💦🍆
99% of porn is faking it. Who wants to see that? Nobody. So, here is the real stuff. I was online watching guys who pump so much cum out of their balls it's unbelievable. That got me all goofed in the head last night, so I made scott jerk off in front of me, and that made me even more hyped up to cum, so I had him watch me get myself off. Some of it's a closeup, so it may weird some of you out but me...I dig that stuff. Anyway, google cum fountain 2. Then just go to the xvideo's one. It's unreal what you find. I spent an hour watching those guys cum last night. I would marry any one of them. Today. I'm just saying.
It's hard to fathom why people think that I would get upset at seeing nude pictures of guys. I won't lie. Not every dick pic I get makes my cunt drool, but on the other hand, some of them do. Not every picture I take is going to make your dick hard. That's just how shit works. That doesn't mean I don't want to see them. Some of you send pics that make me want to get on my knees and use your cock to deflate your balls until they become a pancake flapper. Leave you walking around all deformed for a week while they fill back up. I'm just saying. I'm a normal person. I like to see dicks. I like to see balls. I want to see cunts, tits, trannys, all of it. Who doesn't? Apparently, a lot of people. Who knew? Until I joined OF's, I thought if you were into porn, you were into seeing porn. I guess that isn't how it really works. Look, I'm just being an asshole here. I know how it really works. The point for the masses is to bleed you dry...of your cash, not your jizz. Most could care less about your jizz. In fact, it makes them nauseous just thinking about it. But I'm not knocking them. They make money. They may hate what they do, but again, they make money. The other flip is that many folks pay an "agency," which is usually just some dude, to run all their social media accounts. They don't get too excited over dick pics. Me, I get up in the morning hoping I have videos of some guy busting a nut for me. Hint here. I like dick pics. I like dick videos with cum shots better. Big ol sperm dumps are my thing. Just saying. Please, for the love of all that is good in porn...don't ask to send them. Just do it. I post nudes. You send me nudes, and all is right in the world.
Please, don't ask me to get into an all-out discussion over what I think of your pics. I'll tell you with a brief note what I think. It's not a fluff opinion to make you happy. It's what I actually think. But that's it. You want some serious details....pay me mother f%$!r. I'll write you a damn novel.
Okay, public service announcement. You don't have to ask to send me pics and videos. Honestly, quit asking, just send them. I love getting them. The more the merrier. QUIT ASKING.....SEND PICS AND VIDEOS AT WILL AND OFTEN!
I found pictures of my old girlfriends. I mean actual, in love, full-on lesbian, no porn girlfriends. I am going to post some on BT34gg.com so go check them out. The password is changed to luv2lick No username is required.
I understand exactly what guys go through when it cums to pussy. I get the same way. I say and do stupid things because all I want to do is bury my face in some chick's cunt. There is nothing I want more than to smell it, taste it, and make it drool. Then there is her ass, specifically her asshole. I want zero to do with a dude's ass, but chicks...stand back. I will tongue fuck her ass with an enthusiasm that will scare you. Look. This isn't some porn chick bravado that is almost always 100% bullshit. Most porn chicks want nothing to do with pussy, but it's a whole lot easier and less wear and tear on the body to make girl-girl porn. Plus, it's cool to be a gay chick, especially if you pretend to swing both ways. So they play the part. But as you inevitably find out as time goes on....it was all bullshit. Anyway, I have lived with women. Moved them into my home. Even asked one to marry me. Super bad idea, and thankfully she was smart enough to say no. But when you are in love, you do dumb things. In most cases, I was in lust, and I didn't want anyone else to have them. So yes. I know what you go through with women. My big problem...I cheated on every one of them with a person who had a big fat dick with testicles overfilled with jizz. I just can't leave the dick. The older I got, the more dependent upon dick I became. Nothing replaces a fat dick trying to pump a kid inside of you. Nothing. Women are just way to much of a pain in the ass anyway. I feel for you guys. I really do.
Car fucking twice in 2 days. Can't beat that! I got a big drippy load of sperm in my cunt last night in a Chevy Suburban. I went to a pool tournament at the Full Moon, so this reminded me of these pics. I took these in 2009. Anyways, I was bad. Really bad. I fucked some rando dude without a condom. I gotta not do that, but I get so turned on I can't stop myself, especially when a beautiful dick pops out of the pants that's attached to a handsome guy. I pick them wisely, though. He was 48, built, and had a solid 7-inch dick. Kyle was his name. I'm surprised I remembered it. The bad thing is he only lives a mile away. Why is that bad? He is married and has 4 kids. Did I mention 4 kids? Yep, at that age, that's a lot of work. He swore he was single, but I showed him all the kid stuff I found in his Suburban. He fessed up. I'm all about fucking married dudes. I really am. I take it as a challenge to fuck married guy's dicks off so their wives will never even come close to owning their man like I do. I fucked his dick off last night. But 4 kids? I mean, I really want him to dump his jizz in my guts on the regular because he is a good fuck. His dick was all up in my insides last night. The head of his dick was kissing parts of me deep up in there that made me cum hard. Plus, he was able to last until I got mine, and then he tried to pump a 5th kid into me shortly thereafter. But 4 kids are a lot to take care of, and I'm not sure I want to be the one to ruin his marriage if and when we get caught. I mean, all he is to me is someone who will breed my cunt as it should be bred. We always get caught. It means zero to me, but dudes will dump their entire lives for a chance to pump sperm into a pussy. I probably won't be able to say no. He did wonderful things to my pussy. The good news for me is, though I don't fully trust him, he said he hadn't had sex in 3 months, and the last time he cheated was a few years ago. He was more worried I would get knocked up. I left him sweating. I said I should be fine. He even asked me if I was going to get the morning-after pill. I said no. I should be fine. I bet he's worrying his ass off as I type this. Even if I could get pregnant, I wouldn't do the morning-after pill. Half the thrill is the possibility he could be dumping a future dependent inside me. It's an instinctual thing. I'm just saying.
So here's a post about my car fucking with Connor last night. The dick is a little bigger than his...actually it's quite a bit bigger, but that's okay. Connor makes up for it with effort and massive amounts of jizz! Plus, he always does something super hot and even if I don't cum, I get to rub one out later thinking about it!
Dick pics, videos, all that kind of stuff. Send them. Don't be shy. I'm not going to rate them or get into big discussions about them but I do like seeing them. For fucks sake, send me the cum shot. Getting a dick pic and no jizz shot....like getting your cake and not eating it. I want to eat the cake. Replace cake with cum if that doesn't make sense. Run from any chick who doesn't want to see dick pics. They are either a dude running an account or a complete fraud. What porn chick is afraid of seeing a dick pic or wouldn't want to see one, for that matter? Again, I know some of you want detailed discussions about your cock. I'm not going to do that. I will look at it, decide if I like it, and never tell you one way or the other. Unless it seems unwashed and unkempt, I usually dig them. If you want a cock rating, happy to do it if you can take the criticism. The best part is it's going to cost you $20, and the one thing you can count on...it won't be a copy-and-paste response. $20 doesn't automatically buy you a two-thumbs-up perfect 10 dick rating, so buyer beware!
Fucking around and doing selfies before I workout and get the ass of my workout pants full of Scott's jizz. Whenever I workout after getting ass fucked...it pushes it all out. That happened at planet fitness once, and since I never wear underwear...it got on the workout benches. Shit happens, or should I say cum happens.
I'm on a roll. I had Connors jizz for breakfast, and we have made plans to go out tonight and car fuck. I got more news on him, so I'll get to that in a bit. When Connor showed up, Scott was on his way to my house, so I called him and made him wait at the Publix parking lot until I texted him that he could come over. He was sooo mad. But like a good little cuck bitch he waited just like he was supposed to. His reward for being such a good bitch? I let him breed my ass. He is still mad, though. Mostly because I wouldn't let him touch my pussy. That belongs to Connor today. He knew Scott was waiting for me, and he said he didn't want Scott fucking me. I had no plans on fucking Scott, to be honest. But telling Scott he was denied my pussy because a 19 yr old owns it....well...there is just no way I can resist something that delicious. Impossible for me to do. This is weird, but I couldn't help myself. I made Scott smell my cunt. And he did it. It had to be humiliating for him. First, I breathed in his face and asked if he could smell Connors's sperm on my breath. He could. Hell, I could smell it. Cum breath is strong for like a few hours. Then I made him kiss me. He wouldn't do it at first, but after I told him what he would never get again, he broke down, and I slipped my tongue that was recently coated with sperm directly from Connor's testicles into his mouth. The dummy gagged. It was funny! I love Scott. He is the perfect cuck because he doesn't want to be a cuck. But he has to, or else he doesn't get the one thing he wants more than anything. That one thing is me! And that's what makes him perfect! The thing is, I got like massively turned by all of this. I didn't want to break my promise to Connor, so I went down the fuzzy path of letting Scott fuck my ass. It's not really fucking, and technically he said, "I don't want Scott to touch your pussy" so I figured my ass was fair game. Scott pumped a big load of jizz way up in my rectum. It's awesome. I'll be anally greased up for the rest of the day! Yay for me! I'll let you know tomorrow how my car fucking goes tonight.
Good news for me, bad news for Connor. His girlfriend has taken off to South Carolina to find a place to live, as that is where she will be going to school. Even better news for me...she will be gone next month forever. I have just been thinking I need more 19 yr old Connor dick in my life, and now I'm going to get it. He's not upset about it. Said she was getting on his nerves, but he thought it would just be easier to let her move away than break up with her. None of that means shit to me as long as he pumps me like he's trying to put a baby in me on the regular...it's all good! It looks like I will be his jizz rag for the near future. That puts a smile on my face.
Funny thing. Several people have commented lately on how fun my life is. It is fun. I have no complaints about how things are going. I have no complaints or regrets about how I have lived my life up to this point. Are there things I would change? Absolutely. We all would change certain things and decisions if we could. The one regret that sticks with me, and I always think about it because it does bother me. I didn't start making porn in the '80s. For me, porn in the 80s was the greatest porn era of all time. I was old enough. I was definitely stable and capable enough to do it, and most importantly, I was so sexually excited about new things back then I would have been great at it. But that didn't happen, so there was no point in swimming around in the pool of what could or should have been. Best move I made? Fucking my co-workers at the hospitals and home healthcare businesses I worked at. That eventually led to me quitting and going to full-time porn and the spin-off career I had for 20-plus years. The greatest time of my life. I know you hear all these horror stories from girls in porn. Usually, they were and still are a horror story before they ever even started porn. The only reason they showed up at porn's doorstep was for the fast buck. I showed up for the dick, and porn didn't let me down. Not once, not ever. I'm way off track. Fucked up shit happens in my life just like it does yours. I deal with it and move on. Sure, I stomp around going, "What the fuck!" but then I get my head about me, fix it, and move on. Just like you do. Look, I'll be dead one day. I'm not going out worrying about whether the AC repairman fucked me over or not. There are too many testicles out there waiting for me to empty them to worry about the petty shit.
I kept my appointment with Bob today and thanked him for the opportunity to suck his cock and drink his sperm. He laughed at me, smacked me on the ass, and told me to go home. I didn't want to, but he wasn't going to fuck me, so I went home with a belly full of jizz, along with a little dribble on my shirt. I usually wait to rub one out till after I write about it. I ended up rubbing one out in the Jeep on the way home. Good thing I have 40-inch tires. Not many people can see in unless they are in a big truck. I made eye contact with a few guys at the lights. If they only knew I had my big fat clit between my fingers while I was looking at them. I came at the stop light of International Speedway and Ridgewood. I don't care what I looked like. I came really hard. So hard I was numb for a few minutes. It was so good that I did it again when I got home. I kept thinking about how Bob told me to look at him while I sucked his cock. He kept telling me things that hit that core deep inside that drove me to want more. He kept telling me how much better I was at pleasing his cock than his wife was. Fuck me, as dumb as it sounds, that makes me wet just typing it out. He said, "You know you belong to me, right?" I nodded yes, looking up at him with his cock in my throat. He had just finished working out and was still in his workout clothes when I got there. When I got his dick out, I could smell that musty smell guys get. It often happens when you fuck hard and finish him off with a blowjob. He had that smell. I just breathed it in. It was like a drug. It was that good. I don't advocate lousy hygiene by any means, but that freshly acquired musky smell makes my mouth water. I tried to finger myself, but he told me no. And...that somehow made his dick even more delicious. There is something about being on my knees in front of Bob that makes my cunt run with girl jizz. He had me lick his balls, kiss the head of his cock, tongue the cum hole, and then he just held my head and fucked my face like it was a fuck toy. I don't normally like that, but somehow he pulls it off. My cunt drooling everywhere was proof of that. When he came, he pushed his cock as far into my mouth as it would go and emptied his testicles into my stomach. When he pulled out, a long string of jizz stuck to my shirt, and he told me to scoop it up and eat it. I did that. He asked if I had something to say. I said thank you. He sent me home. A perfect date. It really couldn't get any better than that. So yes, I had a good afternoon!
Here are a few pics for you. I know, I keep showing my chick dick, but as I said earlier...I'm somewhat obsessed with it. I really do need to quit touching it. I'm on this kick right now, comparing all my vibrators and suction toys. I have dozens of them. I spent 2 hours last night figuring out which charge cable went to what. They should all be charged up today, so I'm planning on working on that. All in the name of science.
Scott canceled on me today. I was mad at him until Bob called and said I could come to his office at 2:30. He said I could suck his dick if I wanted to, but I needed to be on time. On time huh? So I can suck your dick? Count on it, Mr! If you aren't early...your late! Brightened my day right up!
I hate social media accounts that use questions for a clickbait response. You know... "I'm 40, and I'm a mom...would you still fuck me?" The thing is, if you answer, there is only one acceptable response. So why ask? Just to hear people say yes? What if I say no? "I'm a hot 40 yr old mom. Would you still fuck me?" No. No, without a doubt, I wouldn't get near you with someone else's dick, much less with my tongue. Say that and see what happens. You will get called every name in the book for simply answering a question that was asked of you honestly. You will be labeled a horrible, evil person for honestly stating something you would never have revealed if they had not asked. I know. "You shouldn't have answered if you didn't have something nice to say." No, she shouldn't have asked the question if she didn't want to hear the truth. In my mind, it seems logical that when one asks a question, they are requesting an answer. Not some fairy tale answer to build up someone's ego. Look, I ask questions, and I get shitty answers. I don't block them, I don't ignore them, I simply realize that I won't be everyone's cup of tea, and if I ask a question, truthful answers are a real possibility. I'm just saying.
I am making big gains on my clit. I mean, it's getting super big. I know that freaks some people out, but for me, the bigger, the better. I cum so hard now it's stupid. Actually, it's a bit scary. Sometimes I cum so hard that I freak dudes out. But I'm obsessed with my clit size now. I'm pumping it three, sometimes more a day. Why you ask? Because it's awesome. Why do I want a big clit? Because the bigger it is, the more my sex drive revs up. It's already in overdrive. I have no idea where it will go from here, but I want to find out! The absolute best part of having such a huge clit is no matter what I wear, it rubs on my clit, which makes me horny. So where ever I happen to be...I'm horny, and I'm checking prospective targets out. I wonder what some random guy will think when he sees my clit for the first time? Probably "Oh no...it's a dude!" I would think you would have to be really inexperienced to think that, but I"m sure some guys have. I could care less...I'm just super happy with it these days!
Guys, I'm having some tech difficulties with OF right now. Some of my videos don't seem to be playing correctly, at least on one of my phones they don't. Let me know if they work or don't work for you. Just the last three videos I posted. I am trying to post now but I have had bad luck all day. I finally got one up. Have a few more so be patient with me and let me know if those videos are working on your phones, they all work on my desktop.
2023 is going to be my year. I feel like I'm going to run into the right guys with the proper dicks. I don't know why. I just think it's going to happen. I guess I'm going to get at least 2 long-term guys who will fuck me so good I'll end up having feelings for them. Bob did that, but he doesn't breed me enough to keep me under his ownership. Plus, he married someone else, so that cemented that I wasn't his number one. I mean, I wouldn't marry the guy, he's an asshole, but I thought he was going to be the one who would turn me into a sperm rag for use at his leisure. He bred me so properly I was falling for him a bit. Sure, I still run and fuck him whenever he calls, but then I forget about him because as perfect as his cock is...the thrill fades when it's not inside me, making me drool and do stupid things. Either way, I'm not going to turn him down when he calls. I never do. I'll take what I can get.
Connor is fun. He is starting to treat me like fuck hole. He used to worry so much about whether or not I would cum when we fucked. Now, he just bends me over, pumps my guts, dumps a massive load, smacks my ass, and is out the door before I even have time to clean up the colossal mess his sperm makes. He laughed while he was walking out the door yesterday. I don't know why but I know what I think it was about. I think he was laughing because he knows I'm nothing more than his cum dump to him now. He also knows I don't want to stop being his cum dump. He's right. If there is one massively bright light in my sex life, it's Connor using me the way he now does. I am really getting some mileage out of that after he uses me. I came so hard last night rubbing one out that I think I scared the dogs. The thought of a 19 yr old demanding to pump my holes and me powerless to say no...makes me wet as fuck. Some people don't like that...it creeps them out, but obviously, my pussy is a huge fan of being a cum dump. So hopefully, he will continue.
Scott's okay. He does what I want him to. He's like a backup account. I got to him when all else fails, and I really need a dick. He knows that. He accepts that. He loves it, if we are being honest. Every time I tell him about how much more I enjoy getting my guts rearranged than I do by him, his dick turns purple it's so hard. So that makes him a keeper. I would like to train him to do more but not sure how far I can push him.
These are my three main fucks. I need two more. Really good ones. Ones that fuck me into oblivion and make me want to steal them away from their wives. Oooh. That's not nice. I'm supposed to be nice. But, still, I get hot thinking about that as well.
I fixed the video. It uploaded wrong and didn't play for some.
I always wonder who is going to be the first one to stick his cock in my guts and leave my insides a soupy jizzy mess. It was Connor this year. He was slow to do it but still faster than all the rest. He bred me an hour ago. He looked good. He's been working out. He is still skinny as a board, but he's building a little definition. He knocked on my door, asked about my dogs, and then said he had 15 minutes if I did. I told him 15 minutes wasn't going to cut it. I'd need at least a half hour. He didn't budge, and before I knew it, he had my stretch pants down around my ankles, bent me over the dining room chair, and fucked me like I was a piece of his property. After a few minutes of pumping around in my box, he pulled out, worked his dick in my asshole, and then pumped my rectum for another five minutes. I just kept my ass in the air for him until I felt him twitch and spasm deep in my ass as he emptied his testicles way up inside of me. I would have cum if he kept going, but he pulled out, wiped his dick off with a paper towel, pulled his pants up, and left me drooling sperm out of my ass onto the floor. It was such a big load I took a picture of it. I had to scoot around to the kitchen with my stretch pants still around my ankles like a dummy to get my camera. I didn't want to get any of Connor's nut in them, so I left them down. Not sure anyone wants to see a puddle of jizz on the floor, but if you do, let me know. I'll probably be masturbating to it shortly. I'm starting to think Connor only stops by when he needs to dump his balls into someone. I don't think I'm his first choice. I do, however, think I'm his best bet for him breeding someone. I'm 100% good with that. I feel really good right now like I'm on cloud nine. My ass is a bit stretched because he went balls deep and slammed it home for a few minutes. But still, even that deep stretch, though mildly uncomfortable, is still very satisfying. Even better is the mental knowledge that Connor used my ass for totally selfish reasons with no concern for me whatsoever, and I let him. I can't say no to him. That makes me want to go rub one out right now. Its a win-win for everyone.
Happy new year. Heard it a zillion times. What's one more time? I had a wild and crazy night...at home...with my dogs. In reality...not so wild and crazy. Then I guess everyone was still banged up from the night before, so yesterday wasn't all that exciting either. It took till today to get things kicked off for 2023 for me but better late than never! Says me sitting around on a towel without any pants on so I don't leak any more of Connor's cum on the floor or chairs. Someone once asked me why I don't just clean my ass or pussy out so I don't drip. Because I like to drip. Why? I don't know. I just love feeling it slowly leaving my guts. Gross? I don't know. Not for me. It's one of those to each your own things.
Guys, I'm sorry I have been MIA today, but shit happens. Pretty lousy shit, but in the end, things could be worse. Rudy, my pit mixed with whatever he's mixed with, blew out his ACL basically and had to have his leg surgically broken, repositioned, and implant installed, but he got through it. He's got a long way to go, but we got this. Then, Klaus, my little 120 lb rescue asshole fucked up his stitches after surgery. I blame the stupid E-collar for being such a piece of shit. So I made him a collar out of the planter I bought at Home Depot, cut the bottom out, tied some pipe foam around the edge, and then zip-tied it to his collar. Rudy needed a crate cage to keep him immobilized, so I had to go buy one of those, and they don't come with any bedding, so I had to go find that as well. Again, things happen. You just got to get through them. Was this expensive? Fuck yes, it was, but if you have pets, then you better be prepared for these things. Now, if I was your standard porn star/porn whore, you would see me begging for 1/2 a million dollars while I downed all of my dog's painkillers. I am asking you for one thing. Keep your pets safe and healthy. They depend on us. Rudy is pathetic right now. Klaus is still an asshole. The bastard is almost clearing a six-foot fence at this point. The Fed Ex man has made it clear he is terrified of my house because of the dogs. The good news, though unused...the pussy is in fine shape 😉💦🍆 I will be back in action tomorrow, so see you then!
Have I been pumping my clit? Absolutely, twice a day, and with a little extra help, it's getting massive and staying that way. You should see it when I'm turned on. Here are some pics I just did after hitting my nub with a vibrator 😉💦🍆
More big tits and massive clit stuff. I can't get enough of it even though the tits and clit belong to me so I'm making sure you get all you can eat! I think I'm making some serious gains on the clit size so super happy about that!
