I so wanted to write a post about my cum dripping pussy and stretched-out ass, but it didn't happen. There's a reason for that but for now, enjoy the pics! I'll explain below. Read on, but the odds of it making you want to stick your dick in me... pretty slim. Not in a bad mood or anything, but just not quite myself.
Okay, so I have the ever dreaded Covid, which is another way of saying I have a cold. Does it suck? Sure, but such is life. I say this, so you know why I will be posting some older stuff for a day or two, not to elicit sympathy and all that other crap. I'm not too fond of that. We all catch a cold. Even the people that constantly tell us they never do end up catching a cold. It's a small price to pay to enjoy the gift of living. So, now you know. How did I know I was coming down with something? I had no interest in sex yesterday. Even when I had the opportunity to drown myself in Connors sperm, I passed it up. That's when I knew. I figure I got a few days of this, and then boom, back at it. In the meantime, I am sure I will post a lot because I have nothing else to do, so that should be a good thing!
Hear me out on this one. I think trolls on social media are a good thing. They serve the sole purpose of keeping these self-proclaimed social media gurus under control. Have you ever watched something on social media platforms and thought how pathetic and disgustingly stupid it was? The classic "Look at me! Look at me!" crap. I run into it constantly anymore. I used to be able to take solace in the negative comments that I wasn't the only one who thought, "What a dick." Now it's hard to find a negative comment. Ever wonder why? Algorithms and monitored comments. There are actually a ton of "This is the most pathetic thing on the internet" comments. They are just filtered out. I say let them fly. It allows them to know how stupid they have become. Checks and balances. If someone posts something so stupid it's offensive, they should have to reap the consequences. Live and learn. I always enjoyed the shitty comments when I used to get them. They did what they were intended to do. I would read them, try to figure out what in my post was causing them to react that way, and if they were correct, I would take that into consideration. Again, live and learn. Most of the time, it's just ding dongs writing random shit. Some of it is pretty funny. Certainly not something I would spend time pondering on, but funny. If these cupcakes can't handle a couple of snide remarks, they have many more problems than trolls on the internet. By removing them, the trolls, that is, we are reinforcing stupid behavior. So I say keep them. Let trolls troll. Welcome to the real world. It can get dirty out there. Oddly enough, I roll around in dirty.
So, I successfully resized myself with a giant dildo. Unless you have a dick that is 7 inches around, I won't know you put it in me. That happened yesterday. I got all silly with a giant silicone dildo that one of you bought me off my now dusty and empty wishlist and spent way too long rearranging my insides with it. I went out with a guy last night. An old guy. He was 45. I know, right... I'm dating 25 yrs above my norm now. Oh, come on, I still date older guys. I just like the erotic naughty feeling I get when I bang 18 yr olds. Anyway. I went out with a guy I have known for a few weeks that I met at Home Depot. Long story short, he ended up finger fucking me in the Outback. Which led to him finger fucking me all the way to my house. It was on from there. Quick note, guys. Finger fucking is a solid way to a girl's heart. Just make sure your nails are well trimmed and filed. Let's get back to it. He had me melting in his hand... and I mean that literally. We did all the usual stuff. I sucked his dick, licked his balls, stroked the head of his dick, all the good stuff I like to do. Only one odd thing happened. I laid back on the bed and spread my legs wide for him, thinking he would eat me, but he just moved right in and slipped his dick in me. Usually, I would have complained, but when he dropped his dick in me, which I would say was a solid 6 inches and average width, I only felt like a slight poke. I could barely feel this guy. I don't know if I was numb, or I resized my vagina so large with the dildo he felt like he had a nub for a dick. I wanted to say something, but I didn't want to kill it for him by asking him if it was in me all the way. I guess one would think the sex would suck if you can't feel the dick pumping you. I fucking came hard. I mean, really hard. So hard I ended up squeezing him out of me. He had to wait until I finished drooling pussy goo all over my thighs and bedspread before he could slip it back in. When he did, I felt nothing. Probably because I was so turned on. He pumped his dick in and out for a minute and then shot his jizz on my belly. Tiny little load, though. I admit that was a disappointment. It was like a puddle the size of a quarter. But the cum I had was so good that who gives a fuck. I can get Connor to provide me with all the sperm I need. I find it amazingly erotic that this guy thinks he made me cum like that because of his dick. Well, I guess I did, but not for the reasons he thinks. I came because it turned me on, knowing his dick was flailing inside me like it wasn't even there. Another cock, be it a fake one, resized me and rendered his dick useless. I like the power dynamic. Giant bully cock resizes pussy, so smaller dicks are useless. I like being the resized pussy. It makes me feel sexy as fuck. Why? Why would you ask? How the fuck should I know. It just makes me a slip and slide with a sizeable drooling hole waiting to devour cock. That sounds corny as fuck, but I mean it. I'm just saying 😉
After my date left, I fucked my pussy even wider with the same toy I had used earlier that day. I swear I almost had a heart attack after I came so hard and long. I didn't get out of bed for half an hour afterward. It's fucking amazing what the body can do! So, I'm looking at myself in the mirror today, and my pussy still is canyoned out. It's like a black hole. I can't quit staring at it. My next move is to use the dildo again and let Connor fill me up with his jizz and see if I can get some pics of the cum puddling inside of me. I want the pics primarily for myself, but I promise to share them. How could I not?
So, I overdid it today. I put that video up, and then I couldn't help myself and used my massively fat and long dong for 20 minutes. It did the trick. I was holed for sure. I still am. And I like the feeling, but I think I went too hard. I have busted my box. I couldn't stop. It didn't really hurt while I was doing it. Now it kind of does. The worst part is I have a date tonight. I like to fuck on date nights. Unless he's massive, he's going to wonder if his dick shrunk because I will still be canyoned out. Maybe it should just be a blowjob night. I think that's a good idea about right now. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to pick my vagina up off the floor and get cleaned up for my date! The last thing I'm going to say is don't judge me. I don't think I have ever known a guy who hasn't rubbed his dickhead raw jerking off. I fell for all the excuses. I didn't wear underwear. It got caught in my zipper and so on. Finally, one guy admitted to it and confirmed my suspicions... it was a case of jerkoffitis all along. This is my version of that.
Someone pointed out that some of my stuff has been copied and used word for word elsewhere. It's okay. Happens all the time. Hopefully, it helps. I'm not here to "report" anyone or anything like that. But it's funny how it always gets figured out. I never knew this girl existed before today. Yet, one of my subscribers did. She probably thought, what are the odds? Apparently not slim enough because he sent me a copy of my post from 2020. Well, at least she went back pretty far. I'm not sure I would have recognized my post that far back. Stroke of bad luck on her part. I understand it's already been pulled. I wouldn't have cared. It's kind of an honor. I'm just saying.
I saw a pic on Twitter this morning, and this chick fucked her hole into a canyon, and you could see the sperm pooling up inside of her. I am so jealous! I want to be fucked wide like that. Have I had my pussy trashed like that? Somewhat. Not like she was, though. She looked ruined. I want to look and feel ruined. I don't know why. I just do. I loved the way I could see the jizz just puddled up inside of her. I need that. I'm just saying. It reminded me of this video so let me know. Is holed out a good look or what? I would love to post the pic up on here, but I can't. The good news is I am almost done with the new free site. I can put it and other stuff there when I'm done!
I like fucking 18 yr olds. I like fucking 60 yr olds. I like fucking. If given a choice, I'm going with the 18 yr old. Though, if I want to get off fast, the older guy is my choice. Someone asked me when I was going to settle down with the 18 to 25 crowd. When I stop attracting them, then I'll settle down. Until then, I will be teaching my little lovelies the other meaning of the word cougar.
Why do I like the 18 to 25 crowd so much? I don't know. Probably because I have complete control over the entire transaction. Also, I think it looks hotter than fuck when I wander into a place with an 18 yr old sporting an erection he just can't get rid of. I like the look of confusion on people's faces. Am I his mom? Am I really dating this kid? I wonder what they think. Do they picture me sucking his dick? Is it shocking that I'm letting someone that when I was 37, he wasn't born yet, and now he's dumping sperm in my ass on command? Fuck me. That's hot. I don't care you are. It's fucking sexy as fuck. I am going to wear Connor out after I finish this post. I know his grandparents know he is breeding me. I wonder what they think when he's at my house all night and doesn't come home until the morning. They give me the worst looks. I don't know why. I'm doing Connor a massive service by letting him use me as a fuck toy. He's learned more in the last year than he would have in 20 yrs without me. Don't get me wrong. Connor is doing beautiful things to my insides with his dick, and I don't think my guts have ever been so coated in jizz which I am super grateful for. His sperm dumps have been one the highlights of my last year or so. I so look forward to being painted in ball slime by him. Do I have feelings for Connor? Of course, I do. I always will. But let's not flatter each other. Just as he likes pumping cum in me, I like milking his cock until it pumps cum in me. It's 50/50.
So, I got off track. Why do I prefer guys less than half my age? Because the optics make my pussy drool. Because of the look of absolute wonderment in their eyes when I stroke their cock and confusion of disgust or lust when I eat their sperm in front of them. They are just fun to watch. Don't worry, older guys. I still fuck them. I always will. In fact, you are, in general, a better lay. But we all get turned on by certain things. Getting bent over and fucked in the ass by someone who still can't buy a beer is the big one for me right now.
I was listening to a TV show where 2 guys were talking about an 18 yr old fucking his 35 yr old music teacher. They both admitted they had been inside an older woman themselves. They both agreed it taught them a lot. It got me thinking. Actually, it got me gooey in the pussy is what it did. I like being that older chick emptying the sperm out of fresh 18 yr old testicles. It makes me proud that I not only do it but lust for as much fresh, barely legal cock as I can. I know I have to teach them. Connor couldn't last a minute before drowning me in jizz. A year later, we sometimes fuck 30 to 40 minutes at a go. The first time his cock slipped inside my asshole, he blew my colon up with a gallon of sperm instantly. Now he eats me, fucks, makes me cum, then moves his cock into my ass and spray paints my guts with cum. So I am not worried about the training. I like it when guys blow immediately. I do expect them to help me get off in those situations. Sometimes I just want them to watch. Other times, I show them how I like to be fingered. Eating me out is tough when I'm masturbating. The big old forehead gets in the way of my vibrators. Back to it. It is a sexy as fuck feeling knowing I am that MILF. I'm not afraid to approach a fresh 18 yr old. I like their tight little hardbodies. Plus, the balls are the best. So round and firm, and they jiggle around full of sperm. They are just begging me to empty them. I like emptying them. I like that a lot. Let's be truthful. I like when people look at us thinking we are mom and son, and then we start making out. I like them knowing I will be drinking this kid's sperm in about 30 minutes. That drives me on even harder. Fuck I'm a pervert. I'm okay with that. I like being me at the moment. I'm just saying!
Never play truth or dare with me. A sexual dare never stops me, and I love the gut-wrenching pussy soaking shock of the truth. I love it when couples start getting frisky and talk about sex. I drop bombs on them. I asked a couple the other night, "It has to be someone you know and can talk to if you had to. Who would you leave your significant other for?" They lied. I could see it in their eyes. They both had someone or maybe multiple people. He answered, "Truthfully, nobody. I love her more than I have anyone else." But it was like watching him get his balls smashed if he didn't answer correctly and filled with pauses and little awkward moments. She said, "I feel the same." No, she didn't. I know these things. How? Because I answer them honestly. I don't put feelings in the way, and I won't lie. I just answer the question. For me, It would be a guy named Jean Val Jean. I would dump any of my current guys for him just like that. If it meant he was going to breed me on the regular, see you later, Connor, and I'm out the door, Bob. Jean looks like a dream cum true, fucks even better, and is willing to finger me in a crowded elevator. Is he the greatest personality in the world? No, but I don't care. He's good enough in that department, and everything else makes my pussy sing. If I could go back 25 yrs, I'd let him pump a dozen babies into me. I'm just saying. He turns me on that much. I don't think Jean sees me the same way I see him. I get it. He melts vaginas on command. He has more sloppy wet chicks trying to breed with him than humanly possible, but he gives it his best shot. So, if I were dating you and you asked that question, then you would know that in the future, if Jean calls, then your cock is out, and his is in. Hopefully for a very long time so don't wait for me.
Is that mean? I don't know. Truthful. I left my husband at a dinner party with a bunch of porn people because he texted me. I came back filled with his sperm only because I didn't want to disappoint my friends who traveled the country to see me there. I somewhat regret coming back to the dinner party. I think he would have asked me to go to LA with him. I would have done it immediately. I wish he would have. I don't know if it would work or not. Most likely not, so hopefully, whoever I left for him would wait because I would probably end up back with them after it all went wrong. Maybe they would understand. He is my dream guy. His cock is my kryptonite. I can't say no. Nothing wrong with cumming in second place, is there? So that you know, I would understand it if you left me for that "one person." I really would. I would encourage it. It might suck, but I understand entirely. Even if it's like me, primarily sexual.
I went on a first date last night. I would have preferred just to suck his dick and see where things went afterward, but he wanted to do the whole "Let's have dinner thing." So, off to the Stonewood, we went. The questions proceeded. I love questions. I like answering them. He seemed to be more interested in who I had dated in the past, how many people, and why we broke up. He wasn't too thrilled with the answers. What really put him off was when he asked why I dumped my last boyfriend. I told him he wouldn't do what he said he would sexually. At first, he was utterly captivated by that answer. Then when he pressed, and I told him he wouldn't eat me out after another guy emptied his sperm inside of me, he got very quiet. Welcome to my world, vanilla man. He started getting a bit defensive and holier than thou. I get it. His hangup was when he asked if we were to go out would I remain faithful to him. I answered him word for word, "Most absolutely not." He tried to educate me on the benefits of being faithful. I educated him on the benefits of how he should of let me drink his jizz before he started talking. I'm kind of sad. I didn't get to even see his dick. For the entire ride to the restaurant, all I could think about was what his cock was going to taste like. Then for the next hour and a half, all I could think about was I should have gone out with Connor. It's too bad because he was a good-looking dude for 60. I would have put his testicles to good use. He has texted me a dozen times this morning. I won't change my mind on this one. He will not be feeding me sperm. Oh well, you will have these things.
After last night, I stand by my post that I find it better to fuck before going out. I could have gotten some solid breeding in before I decided I didn't want to hang around with this guy. It's a win-win for both of us. I don't have regrets that I fucked someone I ended up not being compatible with, which is a nicer way of saying I don't like them. At least I enjoyed their dick before finding out they were not for me. If they are a complete moron in the sack, then I know there is no point in going any further. I think the guy from last night would have been reasonably good at rearranging my guts. I would have at least had that memory of him instead of what a feminine product he turned out to be.
7 messages today asking me if girls like to give head. Suck cock, lick a dick, drink from the fountain. Let me ask you this. Do you like licking pussy? I like licking pussy, but that's irrelevant. I'm a switch hitter. Do you? I bet the majority of you would dive in and lick my clit until you were covered in girl goo and looked like you just walked off ghost busters set. What makes you think I, as a chick, don't have the same desire to slip a cock in my mouth as you do to lick a pussy? Of course I do! In fact, it's the first thing I think of when I see hot dudes. Why? I don't know. They look so good just pointing at me. It feels right. I would think most women enjoy it. I could be wrong. Eating sperm, well, it's a hobby of mine but probably not so popular amongst the masses. Even porn chicks run to the bathroom and gag after a gullet full of ball snot drizzles down their throat. I like to savor the feeling of it. I know this is weird, but I like the way it gives me a little cough for a while because it's coated my throat on the way down. Anyway. That's your answer. Take notes, and there will be a quiz later on.
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I was listening to some people talk about a girl being a slut. What's wrong with people. Who cares what she does with her vagina? It's her vagina. She can put dicks in it till the cows cum home. It's her damn vagina. I like putting dicks in my vagina and often. I like cumming even better. Dicks in my vagina make me cum. It's a win-win. Plus, sex is healthy shit. That's why any good slut is thin and fit. She's doing aerobics on a cock constantly. It's fucking sex. Who doesn't want to have sex? I am mind-boggled by people who look at sex like it's "dirty." I say the "dirtier" the better. I know I'm a slut. When I accept dinner invitations from guys who ask me out, for the first time or not, I prefer to fuck first and then eat. Let's just get that out of the way. I don't want to sit around and think about whether we will breed or not while I'm having dinner. Let's get your dick inside of me, empty the balls, blow my mind with a fuck me stupid orgasm and then eat the shit out of some wings. Does that make me a slut? Probably. A brilliant slut who likes to enjoy her dinner after a solid breeding session nonetheless. There are those guys who do say no sex, though. It's okay. Then I order the expensive shit even though I don't like it and slyly slide them the bill. I figure they owe me for leaving me high and dry.
Okay, got the whole dentist thing under control. Nothing got done, but I did have to pay them my life savings to schedule something to get done. Not really my life savings, but it wasn't cheap. Dentists are like vets. You kind of have to take their word. Vets are worse. They get it wrong half the time.
So, does this mean I can't suck a dick in the meantime? Nope. I can do that just fine. I can't drink anything hot or cold, and you think I would remember that. Sperm is just the right temp, so no problems there. Thank goodness. That is good news for a few guys I have been keeping around!
I know these are dumb posts, but my days are being rudely interrupted by having to keep these goofy appointments. Believe me. I would much rather be bent over a chair with a dick rearranging my guts, all in a vain effort to knock me up.
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The dentist today was saying back in the day that she didn't know which was worse, having a baby or getting a tooth pulled. I told her to make up her mind so I knew how to position myself in the chair. She didn't get it. Then she got it. "Oh my." is all she said. I also had to fill out the forms because I went to a new dentist today. My old one wanted to knock me out to pull a tooth. I just wanted a shot and a good yank and be gone wicked bad tooth. She said she only did anesthesia. I said no. So here I sit in another dentist's office. Yay for me! I like filling out forms and putting random shit down to see what they say. For the question, "Occupation?" I put, "You don't want to know." For the question "Who should we contact in case of an emergency?" I put, "A really good doctor." Seems obvious. I haven't met the dentist yet. I hope it's a hot chick. They are much more fun to look at, and if you put something in my mouth besides a cock, I prefer it to be lady-sized fingers. Now I have to wait for the person who can actually pull my tooth. It's like an assembly line in here.
Man. I'm still waiting. No good-looking chicks to stare at either. Dentist offices are so much more appealing in porn movies. I'm just saying.
I hate sympathy posts. So please don't send me encouraging, uplifting messages. I'm not too fond of those. Save those for the bad shit. You know, like a shark attack or something. I'm having a tooth fixed/pulled. Poor me. Only 1 billion people a day have the same thing done. I get disgusted when I see chicks complain about how life is so bad. Hit your finger with a hammer once. That will put your lousy day issues into perspective. Do you know why life is so bad for most of these people? Because they don't have the lifestyle they want or think they deserve. Tough cookies. If you want something, work harder till you get it. Here is an easy answer. Quit wanting stuff. At some point, we have to learn to be happy with what we have because it's often more than most. I'll shut up.
The lady beside me hit me with the 20 questions. What do I do? Do I have kids? Where do I live? Am I married? and the last question she asked was, "Am I seeing anyone?" I responded, "I was, but he got too expensive, but I really need to get back at it again." She asked, "What do you mean?" I said, "Oh... you mean like guys... I thought you were asking if I was seeing a psychiatrist. Yes. I am seeing 3 or 4 guys. No shrinks, but I'm working on that." She quit talking to me.
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Good morning everyone, hope you had a great weekend. I just wanted to do a quick little post for you before I head out to my dentist appointment about my wisdom tooth. . Yucky, I would rather be here making some hot content for you but oh well such is life. Anyways, I won't be around until later today to answer your messages and get some content for you so here is a couple of pics to hold you over 😜. Catch you all later 💋
I was sucking a cock today when my text went off. The guy I was sucking said go ahead and check it if I needed to. I was curious. It was Connor. He texted these exact words. "I'm off work. Let's fuck and get something to eat." Out the door I went. I told the guy I was with, "Sorry, finish up on your own if you need to and give me a call later if you want." I bet he wishes he never told me to check my phone. I didn't like him that much. He kept saying weird stuff, and his reactions to everything were way over the top. It was like a comedy. He yelled things out like, "You suck my cock like a dirty whore!" which would be okay if he didn't scream them at a comical volume. Then there was the "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" also yelled at decibel levels rivaled by a jet engine. I guess I'm saying he is massively over-enthusiastic about the whole thing. So I left him sitting on his couch with his dick sticking straight in the air.
I left Connor sitting on my couch with a deflated dick, drooling after cum. The actual cum was lumped up in my guts and is still working its way out of me. His dick looks so tiny and shriveled after he cums. It amazes me it even gets to six inches when it's hard. Seeing it soft, one would guess he's sporting a 4-incher. I know. He's a grower, not a shower. Good for him. He will make some girl happy one day. I doubt she will make his penis happy as I do, but that's okay. At least I can show it what sex should be while we have the opportunity. I don't want to give him up, but I know I will have to one day. I'll keep him as long as I can, though!
Connor is still here. We have ordered food. I asked him to spend the night. I want him to wake up with his dick in my mouth. I like doing that. I used to have a guy I would wake up in the morning by sucking him dry. He wouldn't kiss me after that at first. Then when I stopped doing it, he started kissing me afterward. Funny how guys change their minds. Just saying. Anyway, it's a bit weird hanging out with a 19 yr old. The conversation gets a bit wonky. But he's so cute, and he does such a marvelous job of breeding me. I just want him around all the time. Who am I kidding? I just want him inside of me all the time! I am a creepy old lady like that!
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I know I made at least one guy hard. It's hard to hide these things when wearing loose shorts. Helpful hint. If prone to spontaneous erections... wear tight shit! Anyway, I have to cut it short because I did end up getting a date which I do believe will lead to breeding, so I must act like the bitch in heat I am and get to doing what I do best!
Ok, it's really a look at me, look at me video, and oh yeah, look at my clit, thrown in with a video explanation as a disguise. I'm tricky like that. I think the outfit rocks, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get lucky one way or another tonight. I better!
Wait till you see the outfit I found to wear today. If I can't at least get cock in my mouth, then the world is ending. Just saying. Give me a bit to make some stuff in it!
Okay. Let's fuck. Seriously. If you have a hard dick, put it in me. It's one of those days when being a cum sponge sounds perfect. Why am I horny? Because I fucked up and misunderstood who I was talking with on IG. I thought I was talking with a guy who fixes my Jeep. I wasn't. I didn't know that. It wasn't a trick or anything, just a misunderstanding on my part. I didn't figure it out till just a few minutes ago. I had been talking with him since late last night. I even shaved my pussy into a landing strip because he said he liked that. I thought I was going to bang a guy that would make me leave you for him. I'm just saying. He's that hot. It's a lot of mental stuff. If I were to land his cock in my pussy, then many things would happen.
First, I'm convinced that once his dick gets a feel for my insides, it will never want to leave. I will do things to his cock that he didn't even know was possible. But Brooke, what if he has a tiny cock? Who gives a shit... whatever he has will do just fine. I just want his penis to fall madly in love with my holes. Second, there is a big audience on this one. We know lots of the same people. I want to hang around with them and make sure they know I'm fucking a 26-year-old because I can. Look, this kid just works for me. I can almost picture him laying on top of me and breeding me. It may be a mild obsession.
Anyway, it wasn't him. I don't want to get into it, but after I figured it out, I politely told the guy I thought he was someone else. Here is the good news. He knew who I thought he was without even asking. He knows him well. He said he talks about me all the time. I questioned him for 20 minutes, and all I could get out of him was, "He thinks your super hot." But that's enough for me to start running with it. Now I have convinced myself I have a shot at having this kid all up in my guts. Oh, how I hope so. The problem is this has left me so fucking horny I'm losing my shit. I will end up jumping on fire hydrants if I'm not careful. Look, I would fuck Connor, Bob, my ex, anyone. But nobody is around. I know, just find a guy. In porn, that's how the world works. In reality, it's fucking hard to get a stiff dick to breed me. Older guys have to plan shit out. They have wives and careers and shit like that. 18-30 yr olds have to be worked. They get scared. Takes like a week or more for them. I need a more extensive stable of dick. I'm just saying. Sorry for the weird post, but I got a particular dick on my brain, and I can't get it out.
Usually, I am post-McGee by now and have hit you with more crap than you care to see. I got stuck today. Working on my add on website, which for those who don't know, is absolutely free for all of you, a birthday party which has ended up being postponed till later this afternoon because of a broken AC unit, and I had to go to the dentist to find out my wisdom tooth has finally taken a knee and needs to come out. Somewhat of an odd day, but you will have these things. However, I snapped a few pics of my chick dick, aka clit dick, aka "that's a massive fucking clit!" I will do what I can to get some new stuff up tonight, but no promises. I will undoubtedly dig out some 2000-2014 era stuff for sure. Thanks for being patient with me, I haven't answered many messages today, but I will get them all!
Terrible things to say when caught or confronted for cheating by your significant other. Well, this one isn't so terrible. Confusing but not as harsh as others have been. I got caught back in 2014 when I was just switching over from running to weights. I had a personal trainer who ended up personally training my insides to empty his cock inside me upon command. We were supposed to be at the gym but ended up getting our cardio on in my bedroom. My boyfriend came home when I was bent over the bed getting bred. I was staring right at him. He said, "I don't think this is working out." I was stuck for a second. Did he mean getting fucked from behind didn't count as working out? Or did he mean our relationship wasn't working out? I went the safe route and said, "It's more exercise than you would think." He nodded his head and told my trainer to fuck off, which was ironic because he never stopped fucking me and left. I felt terrible for them both. My boyfriend didn't just hear about me fucking around. He saw me. Plus, I felt awful for my trainer as it wasn't his fault I was cheating, so I let him finish himself inside me. He left, and I went and tried to patch things up with my trainers' sperm still leaking out of me. It's hard to concentrate and say sorry when all you want to do is rub your clit because it was hot. I liked getting caught. I always have. I try to turn in on the offended party by convincing them it was hot. If they get hard, it's on. If they don't, well, I'm probably eating alone. I ate alone that night. And for quite some time after that. I know, weird story. But I like telling it.
Things I say in my messages.
Don't buy cloth seats. You cant get the sperm out.
(Looking at sperm rope, a dick tossed up a guy's chin in a pic he sent) Now there you go 👍🏻 hit that one with some pressure. 😉💦🍆
Yeah, I like my legs as well. Anyway, the word of the day is legs. What say you that we go and spread the word?
PMS jokes are not funny. Period.
Sorry about that. Sometimes my brain boots up slow like my 10 yr old PC, I frequent gambling and porn sites on.
Enough of this nonsense. Let us move on to something else. I'm not going to get laid today. That's apparent. Connor is working until closing, Bob is tied up with his fiance, and nobody else is around. Now I have time to think, and that can be dangerous. I should rethink my rethinking. Anyways, what is up with this thing where OF accounts advertise other OF accounts? I have just heard of this today. I had no idea this was a thing. I'm not sure what the business model is in that, but as I told the person who said something, I'm pretty sure my business model is not so hot on its own. I spend hours writing you goofy shit because I like writing you goofy shit. It's fun to tell someone all my weird crap without getting looked at like I'm a few fries short of a happy meal. I bet I scare many of you away with the stuff I type out. I don't blame you. I'd run for the hills myself. But what I don't do is sit around and think up shit I think you might want to see. I just do shit I want to do and hope at least one of you will give me a thumbs up by way of an erection. Does it pan out? Not really. But who cares. At least you know I'm selling you a spiel, an image, a fake persona. You get what you get with me. I am no different in person. Scary, I know. But know this. I will never spam you unless it's my own spam, and you signed up for that, so I blame you. I'm just saying. Oh well, who knew they were hitting you up with other accounts. They must get a piece of the action or something. Like I told the guy, the odds of you getting spammed with other girls accounts is zero. If I can't control it, I'm not pushing it.
Quick gym update. It's what lonely dick-deprived MILF's do. They go into the gym and work out their dick deficiency frustrations. That's why true MILF's are usually pretty fit. Just saying.
Connor emptied himself nicely today. He walked in, and said he wanted his dick sucked, so I sucked it. I like that. It makes me wet when guys don't "beat around the bush" but just jump right in. I mean, there is a time and a place. Well. Maybe not. I would have sucked his dick in Walmart if he asked me to. But you get the point. Anyway, he decided he wanted my asshole to suck his dick instead, so he lubed it and fucked me stupid by wrecking my rectum with his cock. He pulled out, blasted me with jizz, took a few pics, and left. I love this kid. I really do. I can't seem to get enough of him. His grandparents do give me the evil eye. They think I'm fucking him. I'm not fucking him. He's fucking me now. I wonder if it even crosses their mind he is fucking my ass and dumping loads of sperm in every opening I have. I almost wish they could see him make me beg for his cock to be inside me. It would clarify the situation for them. I'm just saying.
What's with my local dick only policy? Easy, I like dicks that I can actually put inside of me in like 30 minutes after deciding I would like to invade my body with a penis. Truthfully, I used to get with guys all the time from all over the world. Now, I just don't have the patience or the will to put up with the pressure of keeping schedules because someone has traveled to see me. Sometimes things cum up. Perhaps an event popped up, perhaps a better dick popped up, or maybe I just want to go to 7-11 and get a grape Slurpee. It's hard to explain that to a guy who traveled 1000 miles to shoot a video or whatever. Have I ever done that to a guy who has traveled to see me? Nope. And I don't want to start. I like my freedom from keeping set schedules. Some folks don't understand that getting with people who travel to see me is the same as setting up for family visitors. It's a lot of work. Imagine having to do that on the regular. Plus, they don't want to show up and leave an hour later. I like it when they show up, stick their dick in me, dump a lump of hot sperm in my guts, and leave me to drip it down my leg all by my lonesome. Wham bam, I knocked you up, Mamm. See you later. That isn't how it works with visitors. They want to hang around, and I don't blame them. I wouldn't want to go all that way just to see someone for an hour. So, hopefully, that sheds light on why I only date local people. It's certainly not anything personal, just me wanting my house and my time to myself. If, and I say if, you happen to be in Daytona, feel free to message me. Who knows, I might be bored. Please don't ask me several days in advance. I don't know what I'm doing five minutes from now, but I'll find something good.
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And, real quick, my clit is still bouncing around after Connor tried to drown it in sperm. Fuck, I'm horny all over again. I gotta find a hobby besides dick.
Connor stopped by and decided he now has a favorite new dress, so he marked his territory. Wonder how he feels about owning my pussy? I mean, I can't say no. Whatever he wants, we do, and it makes me happy to please his penis. I know if I leave a smile on his face, then I have left his dick happy and satisfied. I am pretty much obsessed with making his dick happy. Oh well, beats being obsessed with expensive shoes and cars and the likes. Dicks are cheap and way more fun. Just saying. @u125291845
Was goofing around in this dress. Made a tip video and as usual, I thought it looked good so I just wanted to kind of see what you thought. Let me know. I might where it to Home Depot. 😉💦🍆
Talk about up close and personal... That is one huge fucking clit! I"m just saying. I'll let the video do the talking as I'm talking throughout most of the video like a ding dong. Oh well, it is what it is, I can ding dong with the best of them!
The guy I fucked the other night asked me why I don't like being faithful. Why? Because now and then, I want a new dick inside me. Sometimes I see a guy who looks so good, and all I can think of is what it would be like to have him inside me. It gets a bit overwhelming and given a chance if the fantasy can become a reality... I make it a reality. It's nothing personal. It's not that I think he's better than my current guy. I just want his dick inside of me. That's it. However, the ones you have to watch out for are times that I get to know a guy, and even though there wasn't that initial attraction, it turns into one. You might end up sharing me with him on a permanent basis. That has happened more than a few times.
What is about a new dick? I don't know. It's probably a bunch of things. I get curious about what is hiding in a guy's pants. I want to see it. I want to touch it. That alone is exciting. Then I start wondering how much he will cum? Will it be a ton? I hope so, but there is only one way to find out. The size determines the direction. Huge cock? Then in my pussy it goes and bottom out and do your best to knock me up by dumping cum as deep in me as humanly possible. Medium size cock? The odds are good that you will be in my pussy and ass. I'll choose the sperm dump location depending on the fucking I receive. Small dick? You will get head like never before. I adore sucking tiny cocks. So much so that I often would rather just finish with the jizz draining down my throat. But the ass is always in play with small cocks. Nothing is better than a little cock slipping in and out of my ass. It's often better than getting fucked in the pussy. Why? Who knows, and who cares. For me, it just is.
Look, once in a while, I bitch like a meth head fresh out of spray paint to huff. Don't read any further because I'm bitching about things I probably shouldn't be. But I'm going to anyway.
Am I old? Sure. Am I cranky? Maybe. Set in my ways? Somewhat but not really. Do I do drugs? No. Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the drug police. It's funny. I pissed off a chick when she wanted to know why I unfollowed her on Twitter. First, I want you to understand that I have had to give this person money. Pick her up when her car got repossessed. Took care of her animals because she forgot to come home. Add a hundred other things I have done for her and that might give you some perspective on my views. Plus, she doesn't live close, so it's a hike every time. Back to it, I told her she constantly took pictures of herself blowing pot smoke, which is why I unfollowed her. She told me I was an asshole, and weed was her therapy and beneficial health-wise. Additionally, she informed me weed is not a drug. Okay. Whatever Einstien. It's all good because apparently, anything we want to believe to be true is true even if it's entirely and utterly factually wrong. I wonder if that will work out well for her or society for that matter? I doubt it. Probably as well as getting high morning, noon, and night will. So far, it's been going wonderfully for her. She is being evicted, has a DUI of the felony sort, her friends stole her laptop, and her water is right on the edge of being turned off... again, but thankfully, somehow, she finds money for weed, which is impressive because she refuses to go to work because it causes her anxiety. I'm sure a million other wonderful things are going on right now as well. Look, some of you will think I have a thing against drugs. I don't. Knock yourself out. Shoot Clorox in your eye if that's what gets you going. I don't care. But when it starts affecting me or involving me... then it's a problem. I could give a fuck what anyone does in their downtime. Do I think it's a good idea? Absolutely not. But I do things that certainly aren't a good idea either, so I have no room to criticize others unless... and I say this in all seriousness, you are costing me money, your problems are spilling over into my life, or you have gotten yourself into such a state I have to bail you out. Which 99 times out of a hundred, people who rely on substances of any sort to get through daily life tend to violate my "unless" policy. So when I don't like your drug smoking, look at me, look at me, pic or video, now you know why. Now excuse me while I go roid up and hit the gym. Just kidding. Kind of.
Got my mouth rinsed out with sperm last night in the car, then my box spray-painted with it an hour or so later. So a pretty good night. It made me think of this video so here it is! Anyway, last night. I went out with Connor. It was fun. People stare at us. They think we are mom and son until we start making out and groping each other. I could see and feel how uncomfortable it makes people. If they only knew, that just makes my pussy even wetter for his 19 yr old dick. Fuck, it seems like just yesterday he was 18. He has less than a year left before he hits 20, and I have to get rid of him. Who wants old dick when they can have fresh cock 24/7? Just kidding. I won't get rid of Connor. His testicles work too well. They will be hard to replace.
I like Connor. I really do. It's not just because of the stares and whispers I see and hear as we walk around holding hands, though that helps. He is coming into his own sexually. I trained him. I mean, when I got him, he was an 18 yr old kid who might have had a quick handjob at most. I am almost positive I own the vagina that tricked his dick into emptying itself for the first time inside a woman. I know he has had one other pussy since. It didn't pan out for him. The pussy did, but she did not. He has learned to do so many things now. He made me cum from eating me out not too long ago. That's not easy to do. I adore being eaten out, but very few men can or have made me cum that way. An excellent way to kick things off, though. Connor finished the job with his tongue. Plus, he slipped a finger in my ass while doing it, so now I love him forever. That is a well-trained 19 yr old. I remember when he would jizz flood my mouth, hand, pussy, anything that touched his dick within 30 seconds. Now he lasts as long as I want him to. Last night he slipped his dick in and out of me for almost an hour. When I was done cumming I told him to do whatever he wanted to cum. He pulled out, bottomed his cock out in my rectum, and drowned my asshole in sperm. I had jizz drool on my sheets when I woke up this morning, and just seeing that made me rub one out before I even got out of bed. I kept replaying in my mind the feeling of his cock twitching as it pumped jizz in my ass.
Getting off subject. Thinking about last night while I rub one out is why I like pictures more than I do a video. If I find a picture I like, I can look at it and just imagine and replay in my mind a specific event over and over without the video moving on to something else. This could be a kink specific to me, but I feel like others do the same thing and just won't admit it. I didn't have a picture this morning, but I wanted one so bad. I will have to work with Connor on that and get him to take a few POV pictures so I have them. The only thing a 19 yr old thinks about when they have their cock in a 55 yr old MILF's ass is that they have their cock in a MILF's ass. Anyway, just saying. Hopefully I can get him to be more attentive to my photographic needs 😜
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Sorry, more trampoline titty and clitty bouncing. It's my latest thing. It's incredibly dumb, it's incredibly goofy but still, I like doing it. Anyway, I'll do better but for now, indulge me. ❤️😜
I have noticed lately that when I ask for pics and what I like to think of as proof of rubbing one out to me vids, it weirds people out. I don't need to see your face, I wouldn't mind, but I don't have to. And you certainly don't have to send me anything. You are paying me to provide you with naked pics and videos. I get that. But, if you offer, I'm going to take it. I've explained this before, so forgive me if it seems repetitive. It keeps popping up. Why would anyone think I don't like looking at naked pictures of guys? I like guys. I like dicks. I like guys that show their dicks to me. I like girls, and I like looking at them as well. Somewhere, somehow, some of these chicks must have convinced you that women don't like looking at dicks, mainly pictures of dicks. Well fuck that and fuck them. So that you know, I spend at least an hour or two a day looking at porn pics. Not because I have to. Why in the world would I have to? It's because I like to. I do prefer pics over videos these days. It's kind of a change. Going back to my roots type thing. I don't know why. I like them better than videos now. Unless it's cum shot videos. I'm all about those. Send all those you want. Just change it up, and don't just do the same video over and over. Shoot a load in the shower, standing up now and then. Why do I like seeing dicks spill sperm? I don't know. But I do. I quit questioning it 40 yrs ago. I think most women would like it if you gave them the chance. It's probably just basic biology. They have just been trained to go "Ewww!" In their minds, I'm pretty sure they are just like me and thinking, "that would feel good in me." I'm just saying. I could be wrong and don't even care if I am. For me, all that counts is that I like seeing porn pics/videos. Especially nonprofessional ones. I know they are made in the heat of the moment, which adds the realism factor that makes it much hotter. So, if you want to know why I like to see dicks, clits, and tits... I'm an average person who likes to get turned on! Who doesn't?
