Just in case there was any jizz left in my guts, I'd thought I'd jump it out. Just saying. I mean, the guy had some thick sticky jizz. It hung around for a long time. I like that!
2022-07-08 18:52:57 +0000 UTC View PostI ended up leaking sperm yesterday, so the date couldn't have been all that bad. I'm just saying. The jizz made a mess of my dress, but jizz just washes right out. The dry cleaners must love me. Anyway, this video is after we fucked, I masturbated, and just a drop or two of sperm came out of me. I figured he emptied his balls the first time, and now we were working with what was left. It seemed odd, though, because I could feel it inside of me. I felt it dump in me. I was positive it was in me but started second-guessing when nothing came out. Then, when we were saying goodbye, I felt it sticking to my thighs, and sure enough, boom, a nice chunky load of nut started pouring out. Yay for me! Anyway, we made a vid and took some pics. Check it out, and let me know what you think! I just realized as I watched this video... I left a sperm snail trail on my table! Can you say Clorox wipes? So what went on yesterday? I got with a guy I have known for a bit. I know you guys picture big studs and super-looking dudes. Rarely if ever. He's average when it comes to dudes. He Isn't fit, has a belly, and doesn't dress grand. But he helps me when I need it and doesn't always want something in return, makes me laugh, and I like hanging out with him. The more I do, the better looking he gets. I don't know about you, but that's how life works for me when it comes to finding people hot or not. Odd because when it comes to looking at porn, I have this very specific, almost perfection preference. In other words, I like looking at porn with fantastically fit and hot people. However, real-life isn't porn, and getting together with people never worked out like that. The beautiful people tend to be dicks, and the regular people tend to be cool as fuck. Such is life. I'm good with that. Anyway, he was nervous. I think he knew I was expecting him to put his dick inside me. Plus, I cracked some pretty forward jokes, which I could see made his face red. He was going on about something he said to someone who took it the wrong way, and I said, "Well, dealing with people is like eating pussy. One slip of the tongue, and you're in the shit." After I said it, I thought I fucked up. A little too much too fast. No dick for me. But he recovered nicely, and before I knew it, we were back at the house with his dick in my mouth. I sucked his dick for about 30 seconds. Then he came all over my floor. I thought about dipping my finger in it and tasting it, but I kind of knew that would be a bit much for him, especially after he had already came. One thing I have learned about guys and dumping sperm is that they have a whole new attitude about what they thought was hot. Once the balls quit pumping and are empty, all those sexy ass fantasies aren't as hot as they were 30 seconds ago. But again, it's temporary, so I deal with it. He did get embarrassed and tried to clean his own nut up off the floor, but honestly, I don't know. I wanted to do it. I like seeing it. What can I say? I'm creepy that way. Anyway, he sat on the edge of the bed, and his dick kind of went down, but it never really did. So I tugged on it, and it hardened right back to full strength. I was going to fuck him, so I didn't miss out on the available penis, but he wanted to eat me. I'm not turning that down. He went down on me for 20 minutes, and he had a good tongue. He pinched my clit between two fingers, so my clit head poked out, and he licked and kissed that thing till I was gushing all kinds of weird girl goo. I don't squirt. I drool. If you make a chick drool, you have succeeded in your mission. He definitely succeeded. He stood up and said if he didn't fuck me right away, he was going to cum, so I said, by all means, proceed with breeding me, Mr! He tried to put a condom on, and I pulled it back off. No sir. Not gonna do it. Fuck me raw, dump your sperm so I can feel you inside of me for the rest of the day, pull your pants back up and let me lay there and leak you out of me while I finger myself. After a quick hesitation, he did just that. I didn't cum. It was quick. Probably a couple of minutes at best, but it was very good. I would have cum, but I get it. Sometimes when it's a new pussy, guys and their dicks tend to overreact the first few times. Which I'm okay with. Just lay there and watch me, though. That's all I ask. Don't pack up and leave until I get mine. You don't have to touch me, but you do have to stare at my pussy while I make it cum with my finger or a vibrator. I like being watched by the person who knocked me up when I'm masturbating and leaking jizz. It's a fun vibe. I get off hard when I see them staring at their own sperm leaking out of my pussy, thinking, "that's right, you did this to me. Look at it. That's you inside of me, dripping out onto the bed" I'm going to shut up because now I'm just turning myself on. I'll catch you in a bit. Hopefully, I will have another date tonight, but that's up in the air at the moment.
2022-07-08 17:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I run into chicks online, not that I'm talking to them or anything. I just happened across them. They make me want to be entirely gay for at least a week. I'm just saying. They annoy me because they annoy my pussy. It gets frustrated, and then I get frustrated, and before I know it, I'm doing weird things with vibrators and dildos. I'll shut up. I just wanted to share that because I often think I can't be the only one doing this, can I? Everyone wants a partner or 30 in crime. I am working on the add on-site, which is entirely free to anyone who subscribes. There are no ads and no upsells, no bullshit. Just porn that I don't have the exact paperwork requirements for OF. I made it, and I intend for you to see it if you wish. Pick up lines. Yes, now and then, someone throws them out there. No, they don't work. At least not with me. Have I tried them on anyone with success? Not really. Once when I was back in school and still figuring out exactly how a penis works, I pinched a guy's dick when we were making out and said it was a snakebite and I should suck the poison out. Oddly enough, I never had the pleasure of emptying his testicles, nor did I ever see or hold his dick, for that matter. Not for lack of trying. I was too much for him. He ran away and never came back. You know, now that I think about it, back then, if a girl sucked a dick, it was a big deal. If she sucked a dick and swallowed the sperm, it was something for the nightly news. It freaked guys out when I would experiment with their dicks and their jizz. I needed to know, and there was only one way to find out... suck and fuck the cum right out of the balls. Thinking back, I did have an obsession with eating sperm. For years that's the only way I let guys cum. In my throat. Not because I didn't want it anywhere else, I just couldn't get enough of swallowing sperm. Probably was a sign I was a bit oversexed. That might be an understatement. You know, when I watch the wonderment in Connor's eyes as I do the things I do to his cock, those guys way back then should all be writing me thank you notes. I am just saying.
2022-07-07 14:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were to stick your dick in me right now, you wouldn't be the first dick in me today. Just saying. Careful, in case you didn't notice, I'm not stretched open with a black hole canyon because he was small so I may have to ask if you put it in me yet. 😉💦🍆😜😜
2022-07-06 15:46:49 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I have decided it's time to resurrect my website. I have so much stuff to put up and no place to do it. I have started on a new one. I have discovered my knowledge of PHP is pretty much outdated and I am going to have to use a WYSIWYG editor. (stands for "what you see is what you get") It will be a week or so but I'll get it and you will have free access as long as you subscribe here. This one will be easy for everyone. I won't have to struggle to upload shit and you won't have a hard time navigating it.
2022-07-05 19:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a set of pictures, and I want to put them up. But I can't because I don't have the model releases, and I can't cut the other people out without making the photos look dumb. I got fucked by this dude about five yrs ago. He was good. Very good. Kind of like the "Bob" thing I have going on, but this guy was cool as fuck, and though "Bob" is a fantastic lay, he was twice the man when it came to breeding me. On Christmas eve, I went to a party at his house. There were 4 guys and me. Long story short, he wanted to do a group fuck fest. Sure, why not. I'm always down for that when the guys are as hot as they were. Only one guy would join, and we did a threesome while his other 2 friends took photos. What happened is they fucked me brainless. I came so many times I pretty much went numb and stupid. The best photo was of me laying on my stomach, eyes blank, and sperm drooling out of my open mouth. The next best photo was the bucket of sperm leaking out of my asshole and dribbling into my stretched, wide, open pussy. I was so cum intoxicated I didn't even know I was in this state. Why am I telling you this? Because I want to be that cum sponge again. I want to be used by men for nothing more than a hole to dump sperm into. I love the feeling I get from being an object for cocks to empty themselves. I don't know why and I don't care. I just do and that's good enough for me. It's probably the same feeling cuckolds get. It's deep down in the gut, humiliating but out of this world amazingly wonderful at the same time. Do you know what the best part about being a cum dumpster is? Facing the guys who used my holes, emptied their testicles inside me, and laughed at me afterward. I can feel them looking at me and chuckling to themselves, seeing me as nothing more than how they used me. A set of tits and holes to use for their pleasure. I can't even describe how turned on I get by this. They try to be pleasant, but deep down, I know they think I am good for only one thing: servicing their dick. It's a kick in the gut but kick away because I can't get enough of it. I want that feeling again so bad it's becoming an obsession. Bob brings me close. He doesn't cross the finish line, though. He lets me take over after sex, and I end up being the adult in the room. I don't want to be an adult. I want to be the chick laying face down, eyes wide open and expressionless, unable to talk, dribbling sperm out of my mouth and every other hole I have. Wow. I went way too far with this one. I turned my box into a swimming pool. Too much information, and now I'm going to be thinking about this for a week. As I said, it's becoming an obsession, so I will end it here before I really get out of hand. Actually, it's going to be in my hands in just a few, but I think you already figured that out.
2022-07-05 19:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt is time to hit the gym and get this clit all worked up before my date this afternoon. Photos soon to follow if it gets super pumped 😜
2022-07-05 17:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostI got a cock ready to go, but I got a chick in crisis blocking my vagina from getting spray-painted with sperm. I could use a solid breeding today. But I don't want to be a complete dick and dump her for a cock. I don't know. The cock is sounding better by the minute. I know people run into things, but I can't be the world's savior. I'm supposed to be the fucked up person, yet I'm about the only stable thing around these days. I want to say I can get bred another day, but I also feel like why I should have to deny myself because of someone else's crisis? Fuck we only live once. I don't have time to be turning down sex because of something or someone completely unrelated to me. She will have to hit the road when he gets here. I will be impaled on a penis later today cum hell or high water. She can cum back after he leaves me bred, fucked stupid, and dripping jizz out of my holes. Hell, she can clean me up. It will take her mind off of things.
2022-07-05 16:54:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, I am trying to keep up with the messages, but I have a ton of people over, so it is spotty. I will get to you even if it's tomorrow. Thanks for being patient, and let's do another 4th of July pic! Excuse the glitter on the pussy... hazards of this particular slingback bikini 😜
2022-07-04 22:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd another 4th post because it's the 4th. I'm just saying. See you out and about in the golf cart. I'm kind of hard to miss.
2022-07-04 17:50:48 +0000 UTC View PostBig tits mean big fireworks. I'm just saying. Who doesn't love explosions in slo-mo? Anyway, happy fourth everyone and hope you enjoy the long weekend if you are having one! ❤️❤️❤️
2022-07-04 16:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I have this one as well to put up. It's a thank you for the tip but in the 2 hours it took me to thank him... he unsubscribe the dirty ding dong! So now you get to enjoy his tip video and thank you to everyone for being a subscriber. It means more to me than you will ever know!
2022-07-03 17:17:41 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick one before I try and head to the beach, hopefully, won't get rained out!
2022-07-03 17:13:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I talked to Connor and my chick dick grew. I mean, really grew. It’s still hard. I have a chick hard on. Look at the first pic, that my friend is a true chick dick in its fully erect state! I love it. More than you know. Anyway, I can’t fuck him today, but I can tomorrow. My chick dick isn’t going to wait that long. It wants to cum, so I may have to be unfaithful to Connor if I can find someone to be unfaithful with! See how that turns out and let you know!
2022-07-02 17:14:51 +0000 UTC View PostNo dick last night, but the day is early. I feel like I can find someone today, be it someone I already know or someone new. I prefer new today. I like the thrill of that new dick smell. What about the vagina? Hmm. I would take it if it was good stuff, but today doesn’t feel like a day for pussy. It feels like a day for some 20-something to be doing things to my insides with his dick. I hate talking about it. It makes me annoyingly wet and frustrated. I want instant satisfaction and I hate waiting. I should go see what Connor’s up to this morning. I’m just saying. I went out with a friend. She is a stripper. Generally fucked in the head, but I like her anyway. She gets high morning, noon, and night. Could be just me, but that seems like way too much getting high. Says it “evens her out.” I say it dulls her out. But again, that’s just me. Getting baked is not for me. I want to feel every fucked up thing I do. Mental stress is part of the thrill and without it, what is the fun in life? Anyway, she is bitching that her latest boyfriend is complaining that she has a small mouth and her teeth hurt his dick when she blows him. Tough cookies. Teeth are just nature’s reminder of who is really in charge when we slip your cock into our mouth. If that’s his biggest problem in life, then he should just head out and find one of the hundreds of meth mouth crack heads wandering the streets. No teeth to worry about with them. They even come with cool-colored lipstick after they huff spray paint. Colors you just won’t find anywhere else. Moving along. As soon as she told me that, I looked at her mouth. It is tiny. No wonder she scrapes the head of his dick with her teeth. Now I can’t stop staring at her lips. I would really like to see her give a blowjob, so I can see exactly what’s going on with this tiny maw of hers. Yes, I have had intimate relationships with her pussy. Many times. And she with mine. But that doesn’t really matter when we are busy licking each other clean. So now I have it stuck in my head that I need to see her suck a dick. I am going to ask her the next time I see her. That will probably be an awkward conversation. Why am I telling you this? I don’t know, but who doesn’t enjoy watching some dude get a blowjob? A bunch of people have messaged me asking why I continue to let Bob breed me like a bitch in heat. Why? Because he fucks me so good I can’t remember my name or where I’m from. It takes me a couple of minutes to figure out what actually happened. Often it’s the sperm leaking out of me that brings it all back. Ever been fucked like that? If you had, you would know why I just can’t give up his penis. I’m just saying.
2022-07-02 14:29:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to Burger King last night. Someone tried to sell me on the "Impossible Whopper." First, I am not a vegetarian in any way, shape or form. Second, I am not a fan of vegetables other than usual shit. Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, shit like that. I declined, but they kept pushing it. So I blurted out, " The impossible Whopper is like a dildo. Both are meat substitutes, and I'm not a fan." Everyone got real quiet. I got a regular double Whopper with double cheese. Someone once told me that sex workers are never impacted by the economy. Bullshit. Hookers get laid off all the time. I'm just saying. Tongue kissing, French kissing, making out, whatever they call it. Swapping spit. It's all good. I like making out when I'm cheating. It makes it more delicious and wrong. Frech kiss. I like to Australian kiss. You know, go down under with the tongue. Wow. That was corny as fuck. Go ahead. Throw some garbage at me. I deserve it.
2022-07-01 16:27:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I am supposed to with someone to get a free facial today. She is all excited about it. When she asked me, I was all excited about it. Of course, we don't see eye to eye on the exact meaning of the word "facial." That's how I know I am not wired correctly. The difference between men and women is basically how they interpret the word "facial." Except for me. I start thinking about the epic loads of man chowder that have graced my face and hair. It's been a lot. Not enough, but a lot. Facials are cool. It just says, "I like your dick. Spray sperm on my face." But you can't close your eyes or make weird faces. If you see some chick doing that... she's posing. She doesn't really want the sperm all over her. It was a natural reaction for me. I remember the very first one I took. Like 40 yrs ago. Who knows. Anyway, he pulled his cock out of my mouth after about 15 seconds of me sucking it and started power washing my face with a load of fresh jizz. I just opened my mouth. I didn't want to make a mess, and I didn't want to waste it. We made a mess. I didn't waste it. I spooned it up with my fingers and ate it. He heaved a little bit. I know that was when I discovered that I adore the smell of sperm. It just has that odor. It drives me wild. I don't know what it is about it, but I love smelling it and have ever since that day. So what's my point? No funny faces or closing the eyes during a facial, dammit! You can adjust for his lousy aim if you keep your eyes open. Here's a weird one I was just thinking about. I would like to work at a sperm bank clinic. I don't want to jerk everyone off. Maybe a few people, but you get the idea. I do, however, want to watch them jerk themselves off. I am fascinated by watching guys spill sperm. It would probably get old and ruin it for me, so probably something I shouldn't do. Not that I wouldn't want to... but even if I did work there, I doubt they would let me stare at a guy's dick while he jerked off. It would be worth it to work in a sperm bank for free just to say, "Please cum again!" when they leave. I'm just saying.
2022-07-01 13:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostOh well, If I can't get plumber dick in the kitchen, I'll eat @deauxma in the kitchen. Just saying. The plumber made me think of her so I put this video up! So the 2nd plumber sucked, and so did Bob, his dick was amazing, but Bob was his usual dickhead self. The 2nd plumber wasn't a bad-looking guy and got the job done. He did ramble on and on about current politics. Excuse me while I blow dinner a little bit. Which would be sperm, so I doubt that would be so appealing the second time around. Sure, I talk politics, just not with people I have never met before. Did I agree with him? Sure, but it was kind of off-putting how into the whole thing he was. I know guys who have skin in the game, as in the service, and they don't ramble on and on about it. I get it. Things are all kinds of wonky right now. The world will correct itself. It always does. If it doesn't, oh well, hope you lived the best life you could while you were here. I have regrets, mainly that I didn't start porn earlier and not waste my time in school and as a respiratory therapist. I made a few bad moves here and there. Who doesn't? Other than that, I have been pretty much blessed with a badass ride to date. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Just saying. Anyway, Bob. Bob fucked me into a tard. It was embarrassing. He made me kiss his balls for five minutes. I kissed his balls for five minutes... and I liked it. There is something gut-wrenching about being the property of a 28 yr olds penis. It feels so horrible and so amazing at the same time. I can't figure out which way I'm going. I just know he makes me cum so hard I can't breathe. He felt so huge inside of me. Like he was moving things around to accommodate his dick. I wish I could have a camera on the tip of his dick so I could watch him pump his lump of sperm inside me. It feels like he bottoms out inside of me when he starts dumping his cum in me. Like my, V-bottom is getting power washed in jizz. It is so deep there is no way I wouldn't get knocked up if I could. His swimmers are already at the end of the pool before they even start. It really would be cool to see that on video. Anyway, what his dick does to me defies logic. That's okay. I think sex is better than logic. I just can't prove it. Ahhh, shit. I got off base, and now I don't know where I'm going with this. I'll summarize. Bob is an asshole, but his dick makes my asshole sing. Plus, he's beautiful and fun to look at while his cock, even more, beautiful than he is, is slipping in and out of me. I hate him. I would take soundproof ear muffs, so I don't have to listen to him, but then I wouldn't be able to hear him tell me what his penis wants. I can't have that. It must be fun to own a cock like that. I'm just saying.
2022-07-01 10:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my "I'm bored and waiting for another plumber so look at my giant clit while I rub it." video. I'm just saying. Now, look at my giant clit while I rub it. Humor me dammit. The first plumber pumped so much sperm into me that I was overflowing with baby batter. There is no way he didn't knock me up! Just kidding. In my dreams, maybe. I wouldn't touch this guy. He sucked at his job, came to the door smoking a cigarette, and just didn't instill confidence. I gave him a chance, but he was cranky, smelled dirty and not dirty from working, and had no idea what he was doing. He just started 2 weeks ago and couldn't figure out how to work the equipment. He called someone, and they said they would send someone else. I said no thanks, I'm good, I'll figure it out. Then I promptly called someone else. They will be here later this afternoon. So, plumber number one down, next plumber, come on down! I hope they get here soon because I got an unexpected cock opportunity that I don't want to pass up. Yes, it's Bob. Who else? Let me tell you about Bob, though. Bob is annoying me. He is a fucking supermodel for real. Complete with a supermodel cock. It's big, and it's beautiful. Fuck if he isn't a real fucking ballsack, though. He hates his fiance now, but she has money, so he's marrying her anyway. Sure, I'm not helping. He is pumping jizz into my vagina whenever he feels like it. Which if that's all he did, I would be happy. But it's not. He's talking, and that's a problem. Why? Because he's an asshole. He treats people like assholes. He has this superiority thing going on. It's getting gross. But anyway, it's okay to get some pussy on the side, but if you don't really like her, why beat her up like that? Just move on. He's beautiful. He can find another chick in minutes. Now I'm starting to hate his dick. It's like an obsession that isn't healthy. I need to kick the addiction. I can't help it, though. He calls, and my pussy just swamps out in anticipation of being bred by his perfect cock. He called today and wants to get together tonight, so I said I would get back to him. I masturbated and came damn hard, hoping to take off the "Bob edge," but two minutes later, I texted him and said see you at 7. I kind of wish he would move. I'd probably follow him because my pussy would make me. No, I wouldn't, but I won't get lucky enough for him to move. Enough ranting about Bob. I'll let you know how it goes.
2022-06-30 20:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone asked me three things I look for in a guy, as in good things. I'm not too fond of that question in the way it's formed. I don't know what I like or want to like about each guy. It changes with each individual. How about we ask it like this. What is it I don't like in new guys? Thats easy. I don't like hearing about what a hero you are or how tough you might be. I don't care. If you are genuinely any of those things, I will never hear about it and will discover it on my own. Second thing. Your daily life isn't revolving around bars, booze, and drugs. Sex would be okay, but the rest I am not interested in. Third, don't try and change me, or worse yet, tell me how to run my business. In fact, don't even suggest something you are dying to say to me that you just know will make me a billionaire. Now, here's the thing. This like and don't like thing works in reverse. There are a million things guys don't like that new chicks do. I probably do most of them. I'm certainly not faithful, and I am more interested in your dog than your job, even if you happen to be an astronaut. I'm likely to play with your dick in public places because I like playing with dicks in public places. I will get mad if you don't let me. I won't lie to you even when you really want me to. "Is my dick smaller than most guys? Yes, yes it is." "Did you really fuck the guy I have to work with every day?" Yes, I did, and I hope you are good at your job because he makes you look pathetic when it cums to fucking." Ah, fuck, after thinking about it, it's probably better to be my side dick than it is my boyfriend. I'm just saying.
2022-06-30 18:37:39 +0000 UTC View Post
This is that "I'm fucking tired and my buttplug is about to fall out" picture. I'm just saying 😜
2022-06-30 18:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostHow do I know I'm a perv? I had to call a plumber, and I have been thinking of all the shit I can say when he gets here. My front runner is, "I see you have come to see about my blockage... I hope you brought a big plunger." Did you ever notice that porn gives people an unrealistic view of what a plumber's life is actually like? Look. I am not going to lie. If the plumber shows up and he looks like he should be breeding me... I'll do my best to empty his sperm in my guts. What are the odds that he will be hot and actually wants to try and knock me up? Slim. Plus, the longer he makes me wait, the uglier he gets. I'm just saying. Still, I find myself touching my clit and thinking about it. So while I was waiting, I put on my super sexy housewife outfit and did my classic house mom's hair. Will I wear the costume? Probably not. If he turns out to be a stud, I could always change, though! I just had a guy complain to me about being ripped off by a girl, and reluctantly, I looked her up. It was one of those "stares at you blankly as I wondered what was going through your head" moments. Her tagline, which is aggressively in your face, is "Your dick won't impress me, but your bank account will. Send me money paypig!" Followed by #paypig #paymeshrimpdick #findomdrain, which is followed by a building and stack of money emoji, which I guess is supposed to be a bank. So, what the fuck exactly did you think you were getting into? I'm not too fond of these things, but I can't even fault her. She clearly states that she fully intends to part you from your money. Will you get what you pay for? After looking at her account, if you give her money and she sends you zero in return, you got what you paid for. I know. Different things turn different people on. I never did get the "I get a hardon by giving some chick all my money." kink. But then again, I want to turn some dude into a giant wiggling penis flopping around on the floor. So... who am I to judge? But, let's be reasonable here if you give money to someone who calls you their paypig... she may not feel required to send you thank you videos. Yes. I send thank you videos. But because I want to, not because I'm required to. I feel like I should return the favor. The chick that uses the #paymeshrimpdick tag may not feel the same way... I'm just saying.
2022-06-30 15:08:58 +0000 UTC View PostFlex the boobs. I and my tits are surprised that I have so many requests for it. One person, in particular, make that 2 or 3, is fascinated with me flexing in public. I thought about it, and though I have said no in the past, I have not flexed in public. I actually have. I just didn't realize it. But, when I did, it was by request or fit the conversation. You know, "show me the guns, girl!" so I flex a little bit. Now, I think I will start doing it when I catch guys looking at me. See what happens. I will probably get some super weird looks, but I already get those anyway. Maybe it will be the magic bullet, and I'll get laid more often. Not holding my breath but am willing to give it a shot. Who knows, maybe it will be super fun. Why do I lift weights? It keeps me moving. Running, though I loved doing it, it was beating me up. Runners are the worst. They will hobble down the road dragging a bad knee with them to get a run in. I was heading in that direction. Lifting makes me horny. Running never did. I like being horny. I like watching myself in the mirrors. All kinds of porn scenarios run through my head while I'm lifting. Not like every time, but often. I like to fuck after a workout. I want to eat a hot chick's pussy after a good workout. I can almost smell that workout mustiness thinking about it. It makes my mouth water. Guys, not so much. The smell doesn't make me wet. So a shower it is for you if you have testicles. I want to give a guy a handjob while he's bench pressing. I made a video once, and it had a guy goofing around on the bench. He wasn't fit or anything. It was just part of the scene. Every time he came back up with the bar, his testicles would move and try to hide inside him. When he came back down, they would pop out and flop around. That never got on film, but I masturbated to the image of his testicles wandering around and working out with him. I have this weird feeling that if I just tickled his balls, they would have pumped sperm for me. I would like to see that. Especially if he is benching heavier weights than he might normally be lifting. I think the pressure would increase, and the jizz would cum out with some good force behind it. I could be wrong, and I am definitely weird but in the best of ways. I have good arms. The pros look huge in the photos, but when I get next to them, more times than not, I am actually bigger in the arm department than they are. Not near as ripped but bigger. I curl 25 lbs comfortably, which is an eye-opener for some women. I used to have a great chest. I benched 135 for 4 sets of 15 reps which is good for a chick. Then, I pulled something out of whack, so now I avoid anything heavy. I have been pushing lighter weight, though, with lots of reps at a very slow pace. My chest is starting to come back. I have this theory that the body can only take so much. At 55, I need to be respectful of the limits my body can handle. I feel like I can continue indefinitely if I do.
2022-06-29 17:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostIt ain't a great video but the sperm was 5 star. Just saying. I got what I could as far as video goes. He came a lot faster than I thought he would but we did get round two in. He says he will cum back and film some more so hopefully we will see him shortly. I told him I described him as a little wee-wee guy and he took it well. His little wee-wee made my big clitty sing though so he is winning in that department! Catch you all tomorrow, I am out for the night! @u125291845
2022-06-29 00:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I am out with my new friend who flew the "airtight" airline last Saturday. Which one? The short dick guy! He has no idea I am posting that I am at dinner with him and informing you that he has a little wee wee. Doesn't matter, I'll be sucking the sperm out of his 4, I don't know, maybe 4 1/2 inch dick in an hour or two. I don't think he will complain about that. He's in his car right now, answering a work phone call, so he has left me all by my lonesome. He better hurry because there is a cute fucking blonde chick and we are eye-fucking each other as I write this. I'm wet as fuck right now. I really do need him to stick his dick in me as I am annoyingly horny. Just stick that little fucker in there and shove it around a bit and I'll cum like a fire hydrant... I kid you not. And he's back so I will catch up with anyone who happens to read these things a bit later. Hopefully squishing sperm out of my box while I walk. Dammit, that sounds so fucking good!
2022-06-28 22:14:35 +0000 UTC View Post
So, wearing what I wear causes people stress. Tough cookies. I say go see your shrink, tell them you have anxiety over what I might wear next, and join a therapy group for minimal clothing exposure trauma. Honestly, I don't care how anyone feels about my dress code. Neither does your husband/boyfriend. His tentpole in his pants gives that away. Anyway, enough about that. How did I get a penis in every hole Saturday night? I keep getting asked that. Well, technically, because I asked them to do just that. It was my idea. Anyway. I met them at the Ocean Deck. Two live here. One is from Sanford, so primarily local talent. I walked by their table when one of them said something about my arms, mostly how muscular they were. One thing led to another, and I ended up telling the 2 girls I was sitting with that I was going to sit with these guys. They didn't want to join. Married they are. It was their loss. The conversation turned into what I did and do for a living, which piqued their interest. One of them asked me if I had ever had a threesome. I corrected him. It would be a foursome, me being the fourth person in the fuck bonanza. I said yes. I said I would love to do it again if you fine fellas are up for it. They thought I was kidding. I informed them I refused to go to recess in school when I was a kid. That's how serious I am about not joking around. They kind around the bush for a bit and tried to get me to drink but fuck that. I finally said the only thing I want to drink is the sperm from the tips of your dicks. I know you are thinking, "Bullshit Brooke, you never said that!" But I did. And it got real quiet at the table. One of them finally said fuck it. I want my dick sucked, so let's do it. The others followed. Honestly, I didn't think they would follow me to my house. I thought they would split off and run for the hills with their wee-wees between their butt cheeks. But they didn't. They pulled up right behind me in my driveway, and less than five minutes later, I was tasting pre-cum from a trio of dicks. They were nice guys. I doubt they had ever seen each other's dicks before, and I'm positive they have never seen each other's dicks erect. At first, when I was blowing them, they all stayed hard as a rock. Only one guy had what I would call a small dick. The other two were average all the way around. I was happy with my cock catch. The small dick guy stayed rock hard the entire time. The other two had some up-and-down issues. It's stressful having to perform in front of people. Probably more so with people you know. I guess I kind of expected this. But in the end, we did accomplish one stiff cock in my mouth, one hard cock in my pussy, and one hard cock in my ass, all pumping in and out like pros. Until there was accidental cock to cock touching. That killed it. That's okay. I had a good time blowing them and giving them handjobs. It was a good amount of sperm, and we had a lot of fun. I am in touch with each of them, and I should be going to dinner with the guy with the small dick tonight. We will see how that plays out! That is how the airtight night came to be. Now you know.
2022-06-28 19:37:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Okie Dokie. I'm getting dick pic texts, and I like it! All three of those fine fellas are texting me, and all three have sent me pics of the penis that belongs to them that was inside of me Saturday. Good for them! I think they are cheating on each other. As in, I don't believe each of them knows the others are texting as well. Now, I may or may not have asked for the dick pics. It's one of those "the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent" things. I like that they send me pics of their stiff cocks. It makes me happy. I know they want more! I was worried I pushed too far for the airtight scenario and may have scared them off. But the dick pics have proven otherwise. Yes, egged things on after they started texting. I may have sent them pics of my clit on accident. Who are we kidding? I like doing that, so not a thing for me. As most of you know, I hate when chicks who post nudes and porn lose their mind over a dick pic. It's a massive clue that they are here only for the money, and someone other than them is involved with whatever they are doing to sell their porn. When a woman claims to be the most enormous cock hound on the planet but loses it when a man proudly displays his goods, it is utter fucktardery, I say. Dump her. She's full of shit. I'm just being honest. Do I like getting dick pics? Of course, I do ding dong. Do you like seeing pics of naked girls? Yes, you do. Why in the fuck wouldn't I want to see naked men? I only wish you deviants would show your body instead of just your dick. And, for fucks sake, if you're going to send me a video of you jerking off, and I do like those, then finish and let me see you cum! Sending me a video of you rubbing it out and then cutting it off before you dump sperm is frustrating. I'm just saying. Do better, dammit! Do I like getting pics of chicks? Duh. Of course, I do. I rarely get them, but I certainly wouldn't turn them down or be upset about it. So what's my point here? Is it rude to send a chick who posts xxx pics all over Twitter a nudie? No, no, it's not. I hate the excuse, "I didn't ask for one! Wahhhh, I'm having a breakdown now!!!" Look, princess, we didn't ask to see your pics either, yet here they are. Not complaining, mind you, just saying. And, while I'm ranting, don't be Prince Save A Ho. Whenever you hear a porn chick start in on some mindless complaint or what amounts to a most likely a totally fictional disaster, just let it go. Did I mention that Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, it's drug/booze-fueled bullshit anyway? But there are you fellas that jump on the Ho Bandwagon with every post they make, and it just feeds the fire. I won't lie. I am not a fan when people try to defend my honor. First off, I tend to run my mouth when I shouldn't be, a bad habit. I wish I could just stick a dick in it to shut me up but sadly, that isn't an option always available. Second, I'm often wrong. So defending me or my stance is a bad idea. Plus, I'm a big girl. I know how to pick up the pieces just fine all by myself. I know how to fuck up with the best of them, so I don't need any help, but if I do, I'll let you know.
2022-06-27 18:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostOh, man. I have so much to do, not enough cocks to get it done. I swear if I had an excellent cuck or 8, I would be torturing their cocks daily, which is precisely what they want. Just finding them is hard to do. They all want it up front, but when I forget to cum home because I'm with a dude I really want to be with... they get all upset. I don't know why. They could be at home pouring my footers while I pour another man's sperm down my throat. Fuck me. Well, at least I got to feel three dicks rooting inside me, even if it was only for a few minutes. Man, I would love to spend an evening just exploring that. Again, I gotta find the right guys. What do I dislike? People who want me to drink and or get high or use drugs. Why? Does it give you an edge over me? Does it make you feel better if you have company when you do it? Do you know what it feels like to me? Like you want to drag me down. I don't have time for drugs or alcohol. I don't have time to sit around and be depressed or convince myself I have PTSD because some guy grabbed my ass. I got my own ass to grab, and bitching about it isn't going to get it done. Getting high or drinking my way through the day/night to get through life isn't either. In fact, it will just drag me further down, so what's the point? Look, I just convinced 3 guys to inspect my insides with their cocks, and not one drop of alcohol or drugs was even considered. Why in the world would I want to fog up my head when what I really want is to experience every sensation of three hard dicks slipping in and out of me. I want to be 100% sober for that. I certainly don't need anything to get up the nerve to do something. I can't imagine being one of those girls who have to get high or sloshed to do something sexually. I know a thousand of them in porn doing just that right now. It's fucking stupid. If I can get off my ass and pick up the dog shit in my backyard that has been cooking in the FL summer heat without getting high, then I can do anything without chemical courage. Anyway, that's what I dislike. People trying to get me high and or inebriated for whatever reason. It happens more than you think.
2022-06-27 16:13:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I got airtight this weekend. As in a dick in my mouth, my ass, and my pussy all at once. It only took about 2 hours to achieve this state. I didn't think it would happen, and things got a bit awkward during the downtime. One guy couldn't get hard, and then when he did, the other guy couldn't get hard. It was a vicious cycle. They wanted to quit, but no fucking way. I was going airtight. I must have sucked a dick at any given moment for almost 2 hours straight to get them all hard simultaneously. By all that is holy, there would be a hard dick in every hole I own. And for about 2 minutes, the gods of perverted MILF's shined upon me and inserted an erect penis in my ass, pussy, and mouth, pumping my guts properly. Then the guy fucking my ass pulled out too far, and apparently, the head of his dick touched the dick of the guy in my pussy, and they both went soft. You will have these things. It's the hazard of having porn sex with real people, and no chemical dick hardening utility items are used. Doesn't matter, I will take what I can get, and I got stuffed airtight by three dicks, all under the age of 30 and all pretty damn good-looking. I call that a win. I didn't cum, and I'm sure it would have been epic if I did. I know the masturbation session that I had following it was so intense it was scary. I can only dream of how it would have been if we had been able to sustain my state of airtightness. But, look, A for effort. Not many 55 yr old chicks would even attempt this. I didn't just try it. I went after it like a meal, and I hadn't eaten in a month. How did this happen? It is the hazard of hanging out at a strip club, talking a big game, and allowing the local cock starved MILF to move in on you. That's how it happened. I don't know where to go with this. It was fun. I can feel the cocks rubbing against each other when they are in me. That's amazing. Add a hard cock in my throat, and even better. It was just good, even though it was short-lived. Am I glad I did it? Fuck yes, I am! I can't remember when I regretted having a dick inside of me or if I ever did. I'm just saying. If you have questions, feel free to ask, I'll do what I can to answer.
2022-06-27 13:37:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday everyone, hope you have an awesome day. Just letting you know that I won't be around today, Sundays are my day to get things done around my house and family day but I will be back tomorrow. Until then, here is a couple of my clit pics that I so much like to take, so jerk one off for me until tomorrow 😜💋
2022-06-26 16:09:25 +0000 UTC View Post
