I'm flipping through Tinder as we speak. I wish I could put these pics up as profile pics. I would get more responses. Why am I on Tinder? The next paragraph explains why. Anyway, I'm swiping my way through it today. I've matched and messaged a few new prospects, so waiting to see how that pans out in terms of responses. Do you know what the most challenging part about Tinder is? Getting them to show me a video of themselves. When I say "themselves," what I'm really asking for is, let's see the penis Mr. Sure, your good looking and all of that, but let's see the cock before we go much further. I'm willing to show them my pussy, tits, ass, face. It shouldn't be a problem, but it is. I lose about 80% of my matches to that. Why do I ask for that? Because that's why I'm there. To get fucked. Which is awesome, and I'm a big fan of the concept. However, I want to window shop the dick that is potentially going to be pumping sperm inside of me. Seems like a fair trade to me. Look, Tinder, by design, is window shopping. You match with what catches your eye. My pussy has its own ideas of what it likes, so let's see the cock, Mr. Make it long, hard, and a little precum drip wouldn't hurt. It's the grooming that kills most folks. I don't mind the pubes. I just don't want to have weed whack them to find the dick.
All of a sudden, people have been asking about my Tinder profile and my Instagram. The general theme of these inquiries is the feeling that both are a promotion for my onlyfans. Still trying to figure out how they come across that way because I don't want them to. Tinder is just for me. I did link my Instagram because it asked me. In a way, that's a promotional type thing all by itself, but it was never intended to be. I do have one of those goofy linktree things on my Instagram because it seemed like a good idea at the time years and years ago. I don't know that I have ever put up a post on Instagram that points to my linktree or anywhere else. I just put shit up on there that I like. Twitter. That's another story. I promote on there for sure. Twitter is spammy as it is, so the whole looking like a buy-here-pay-here car lot salesman (Only $50 down, then $50 a week for 50 years!) blends in with all the rest. No, I don't do a whole lot of spamming. I like the little bit of money I get on here. It's not a ton like you hear so many other chicks claiming to make millions. I'm skeptical. Doesn't matter. My onlyfans is more for me than it is you. I hate to admit that, but it is what it is. Why? Because what I tell you and show you is what turns me on. And, if that turns you on, then I know I have a like-minded audience which can often be hard to find. Pervs love company. I'm just saying.
So, about Tinder. Yes, it is really me. I wonder why that shocks people who are subscribers. It seems kind of obvious that I would be on Tinder. Have I fucked people from Tinder? Yes. It's how I initially met Bob, and Bob is one of the better fucks in my vast fucking experience. No, Bob isn't the only one. Probably about 15 or 20 guys who have emptied their testicles either in me, on me, or in the vicinity of me that have met me on Tinder. Some have been good, and some have been complete and utter disasters. Tinder isn't a free for all, though. Just because I'm on there and you are on here doesn't mean I'm going to match with you. First, I'm not on Tinder all the time. I go through spurts. Sometimes I'm on every day, three times a day. Other times I don't check in for weeks at a time. I don't just choose looks. I factor in location, age, and the profile itself. If you are outside 25 miles, I probably won't match you. That blows people's minds. But when I want a cock inside me, I don't want to wait 3 hours while you get out of work, get ready, and then make the 1 1/2 hr drive to breed my pussy as it deserves. It's hard enough to get people who live across the street to stretch my asshole out when the mood hits me, much less a cock that is a two-hour drive away. By the time he gets here, I have already shoved a dozen toys up my ass and a few more in my pussy... so the mood has dimmed dramatically. Sometimes I just can't wait that long.
I got fingered last night. I didn't get fucked, but the fingering was hot. Especially since it was Scott's arch-nemesis. They dislike each other intensely, and for some reason, that makes my pussy just want dick. We joked about him telling Scott that he fingerbanged me and asking him to smell his fingers. That makes me even wetter. I really do want him to tell Scott. I am thinking about doing it myself, but it would be hotter if he did it. There is just something about it that drives me crazy in a very sexual way. It makes me want to get Scott to fingerbang me right now and see if he can tell his fingers weren't the only ones to be inside me in the last 24 hours. Scott lost his bid to the city to him, and now he just fingerfucked his chick. This guy keeps taking what he wants from Scott! I'm going to fuck him as well. I ran into him last night at the same sports bar we met before. I planned on putting his dick in me, but we couldn't go to my place as there were people there. So we went to his house, and while he was fingerfucking me, his sister and her husband stopped by. After all the blah blah blah was out of the way, I had to go. The dogs needed me, and my guests have already proven they cannot be trusted with taking care of them. So, I now sit here telling you how wonderful it was to feel his fingers in my guts. I want to replace those fingers with his dick. I felt his dick, but I never got it out of his jeans. It seems fine, from what I can tell. It would be awesome if could fuck me stupid with it. It would be even more awesome if he would fuck me stupid in front of Scott and just totally own him. Make him his secondary bitch... me being the primary fuck hole, of course. Sounds fantastic to me. I'm not sure how Scott would take it, but I hope he plays along! He kind of has to. I have this guy's number, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Crime in Daytona Beach. Someone asked me about that. Sure, we have it. We get the occasional serious one, such as a murder, but overall, it isn't all that much. Mostly crackheads doing crackhead things, that I can tell. Nothing like the big cities. We do have an extraordinarily large drug zombie population wandering the streets. You want to feel sorry for them, then you don't. I have determined that the vast majority of them would rather get high than having a roof over their head, and you aren't going to change their minds. I could be wrong. But I'm not. Anyway, crime is pretty low. Bike thefts are super high because the crackheads steal them. If you want a cheap bike see the crackheads. They have all the good ones and will sell them to you at 97.5% below retail.
Real quick, I'm getting emails that I have new messages, but they aren't showing up. So, if I don't answer right away, it's because I'm not seeing them right away. My guess is they are working on the site because the control panel for messages is missing a few options at the moment, so things are a bit goofed up for a bit.
So, I ended up emptying Scott's cock in my ass yesterday. Bob didn't step in and make me dump Scott for the night. I wish he would have, but that didn't happen. It's okay. I got off pretty damn good using Scott's dick. It's not near as pretty, not as long, and undoubtedly not as thick as Bob's cock, but it got the job done. I had to use a vibrator and a dildo, but who cares. As long as the end result is an orgasm... all is good. Someone will ask. What did I do with the dildo? I shoved it repeatedly in my vagina while Scott slipped his dick in and out of my colon. I pretended I was getting DP'd. Plus, it totally changes how I can feel Scott's cock in the best ways. I like using a toy just for that reason. I was a bit worried about getting off yesterday. I didn't think it would happen, so I told him to go ahead and cum in my ass. He was ready and pumped my rectum full of his sperm. That renewed my excitement, and he was able to keep it just hard enough and keep it in me just long enough for me to push my pussy over the orgasm edge. When his dick popped out, it was limp and floppy. I got it done just in time. His jizz never did actually cum out, but I could feel it up inside me for the longest time, so that was good. Then mother nature called and ended that, if you know what I mean. It was a good night over all. Bob would have made it better, but I'm not complaining. My pussy might be, but I'm not.
Real quick, I have answered all DM's, but they are coming in hours after they have been sent. So, what I'm saying is I'm answering them as I see them. Apparently, there is something delaying the delivery of them to me, so if you got a late response, I apologize about that but not much I could do otherwise.
Look, I'm just answering a question/point of view here. The entire point of the "cuckold" relationship is for me, the person with a vagina, to find an Alpha male. One that is in complete control of me sexually, which by default makes him in full control over you, the cuckold. By definition, that is a cuckold. It doesn't mean you have to suck my alpha male's dick, eat his cum, or anything else. You can if that's part of the experience you want. Sure, I encourage it, but it's not a sticking point. But what is a sticking point is that you have zero say in what guys I pick. And I mean zero input. I'll choose your boss if I feel like it. Maybe your employee. It's whomever I decide. Would it be humiliating to face the boss you despise so much, knowing that he knows that you know he emptied his testicles in my ass after I begged him to do it? I'm sure it would be on a level hard to fathom. Again, that's the idea behind being a cuckold. Do you get to watch it? No, that's another tactic guys use to maintain control. I have no interest in you watching anything but the clock tick by. You get to sit at home or wherever I send you and drown in your anxiety as you wait for me to call you, if I even do. I'm sure it's agonizing wondering if I'm making out with him, getting serious feelings for him, doing things to him and with him, things I would never do with you. It might be an hour before I call, or it could be the next day. You just don't know. That's the best part. At least, it is for me. So, the answer to your question is no. If you want to be a cuckold, your input is irrelevant, as are your needs. That's the point. The "hotwifing" thing, which I like, is different altogether, so the reference to that doesn't apply.
What about the cock cage thing? Lock it up, as they say. Not my thing. I like the idea of shrinking a guy's cock, but that is a whole different kink. Dick cages... that's mostly a guy thing. I'm sure there are a few chicks out there who are into putting cages on cocks, but not something I ever hear being brought up, and I hang with people who aren't afraid to bring shit up. We all have things that turn us on, and we like to think the rest of the world is turned on by them as well. They aren't and most likely never will be, but it doesn't make it any less of a turn-on for us. That's how I see the cock cage. I like to play with my cuckold's dick, so a cage is just in the way. I think cages are more for guys who want to be denied sex. In my case, denying someone sex also means I deny myself sex and have zero interest in that.
Run from the girls who post shit online about how emotionally damaged they are from this or that. I'm just saying. Do what you want... it's your money. Am I calling it a scam? I don't know... am I? I'd tell you, but it's best you should come to your own conclusions.
Tonight, my ass is going to jerk Scott's dick off. I promised him I would go hang out with him tonight, and whether he knows it or not, his dick is going to be hanging out in my colon. When his dick leaves, it will leave behind a lump of sticky sperm clinging to my colon walls. For the rest of the night, I intend to leak his jizz out of me one drop at a time. It gives me that greased-up feeling I love so much. I wonder if I can run faster when my ass is well-lubed with cum? I'd have to do a before and after run to figure that out. I'll let you know how that one goes.
I might dump Scott if Bob calls, and he said he might if he can get away from the family. Scott is like my cuckold light beer. He isn't entirely aware he is on the path to being a cuck, so I don't subject him to the harshness of it. I will dump him for Bob, though. Bob is an infinitely better fuck. Bob makes me brain-dead when he fucks me. Scott just gets the job done, nothing extra, no frills attached. I would rather walk around with two very wide-open canyons that used to be my asshole and my pussy than just a pussy that feels kind of fucked. Bob gives me canyons. Scott kind of fucks me. I'd rather hang out with Scott but not at the expense of missing out on Bob's magical penis. I hope Bob calls. But if not, it's not the end of the world. I have Scott's dick to jerk off with my ass.
I'm 42 years old and a mother. Am I fuckable? Along with a picture of themselves, that is the caption. It bugs me because I keep seeing the same thing repeatedly from different chicks. Let's simplify it. There are two possibilities. It could be a sales pitch or a clear sign of serious emotional problems. Maybe a bit of both. There is a third. It could be a boyfriend/husband looking for validation, and the chick in the photo has zero say in the matter. I know... "Shut up, Brooke... what the fuck do you care?" I don't know to be honest. I think it annoys me because it seems so weak and submissive. How would I write that? Let me think for a sec. Okay, I got it. Here, hold my beer. "I'm 55, already have two kids. Who wants to pump another one in me?" That's how I would write that. I find it clear and to the point without asking for validation. I'm just saying.
Today, I saw a bumper sticker: "My other ride is your mom." Is it weird that I want to be that mom? It's a gnawing feeling in my gut that just wants me to be that mom who is getting ridden by someone I imagine still in school. Who knows. I should try it.
Age thing. It's a plus for me. It's good to be 55. I get to chase the 18 yr old dick. I'm sure it's a negative for others. I guess it sucks if I'm stalking you around and you're 20, and 55-year-old chicks don't do it for you. But being 55 and putting a dick attached to a 20 yr old in my guts has a serious mental kick for me... in the best of ways. It's the social optics that most likely get me wet and slippery. But like most things, I champion and justify what I like or who I am so I feel good about myself. I'm okay with that. I still want to fuck the Grandfather, father, and son, though. That should weird a few people out. Would I do it at the same time? Sure. Sounds wrong, but that kind of makes it hot.
I fucked Connor today. His dick was glorious. He really didn't have to do all that much. I was primed for dick before he even got dressed to walk across the street this morning. As long it was hard, which it was, and he put it in me, which he did, that's all I really needed. It kind of went like this. He fingered me for a few minutes and slipped his dick inside me. I fired up the mini vibrator, and boom, a perfect orgasm appeared out of nowhere. That's what I'm talking about. I had a busy day ahead of me, so I didn't want him to give me another one of fuckathons he has become so proud of lately. He likes to show me how he has learned to keep from cumming in 30 seconds. This is great if I feel like having a cock in my guts for an hour... which I often do. But not today. So I taught him a lesson. I am a master of dick triggers. I will find out what clicks between your big head and your little head, and I will use it. In Connors's case, it's pumping a baby in me. He is all about it. He always wants to talk about it when we are having sex, and I do talk with him about it because it's hot. Not my go-to, but it still makes me wet. So, I dropped the bomb on him by saying, "I love feeling your dick throb right before it starts pumping jizz in my guts. I can feel your cum impregnating me when you do." And...he made a loud groan, and then he started pumping sperm in my pussy immediately, actually doing his best to make sure that I grow his kid in my belly. That is his dick trigger. Whenever I pull that trigger, and it's often because I like pulling dick triggers, it's always an immediate cum. I also have triggers, so it's not like I don't understand. That doesn't mean I will hesitate to pull that trigger on you, though. I spend a lot of time learning those triggers. I'm going to use them. Anyway, all of a sudden, getting impregnated by a 19 yr old sounds simply delicious at the moment. So much so that I'm going to move on to something else.
Settle down, Chuckie. You are taking things a bit too seriously. Yes, I actually do the things to guys I tell you about on here. Why? Because they want me to, and I want to do it. It's not like I just spring this shit on people. I mean, I cheat on them unexpectedly but let's be honest... that is kind of a given, don't you think? The rest happens because they want it to happen. We talk about it, and if we both agree on whatever it is, we move forward. I know I do things that kick a man's ego squarely in the nuts, but the truth is... we both liked kicking his ego straight in the nuts. My only fault is I might carry it too far and keep it active when it should be taking a rest. I can't help it. It gets inside me deep and drives me to the point I pretty much lose control. Worse yet, that feeling of losing control is my addiction. I can't get enough. But... again... my partners were all willing. At least in the beginning. Whatever else happens along the way... suck it up, buttercup. You wanted to ride... so ride.
I get asked this a ton and twice today alone. Am I into BDSM? No, I'm really not. I like the outfits, but that's about it. It's kind of a guy thing. I don't know that I have ever met a real Dominix that wasn't in it for something other than the thrill of it. It was usually money or to play along with a guy's fantasy. I'm sure they are out there. I just haven't met one. I guess I do have a pretty wicked mean streak in me though it doesn't involve physical smacking around. I like to inflict it mentally. See now, that's a girl thing. I just take it to the extreme. Such as getting off on destroying a guy's manhood and turning a strong man into a sissy cuck bitch who eats his own cum on command. I know that's harsh and a bit out there, but I like what I like, and it's easier to do than you would think. It's a process, but if done right, you can take a hard-charging, big strapping man and reduce him into a tiny little sissy boy for life. I'm getting wet thinking about it. I like watching the slow progression as I take a piece of their manhood one little piece at a time and give it away to someone else. They all experience frustration because they don't know what or why it's happening. They just know they can't stop it. They don't want to stop it until it's too late. Before they know it, they are sitting in a chair watching me tell another man how much I love him as I wipe his sperm off my lips and lick my fingers. That has to suck. Probably hurts. Listening to your girl tell another man that she loves him. Has to be even worse knowing that with every of that cock that he slides inside of me, his dick separates me from my boyfriend just a little bit more until I no longer even care about him anymore. But I keep him around because it turns me on to keep breaking him repeatedly. Why? Because it makes my pussy wet as fuck just like it is now, and I cum amazingly hard just fantasizing about it. That's why. So, no, I don't dig BDSM, but I do like fucking guys up in other ways.
Got a DM today asking if it was hard getting younger dudes into bed with me. I assume he means 18 to 30 yr olds. Look, reeling in a younger guy is easy if you set the hook properly. The promise that he will get that dick in my mouth typically seals the deal. If I get his dick in my mouth, it will most likely end up in one of my two other holes. I don't use the blowjob as trick per se, but it works out that way, I guess. The thing is if I put a dick in my mouth... it's because I want that dick in my mouth, which seems to be quite often. Even if all I get is a belly full of sperm, I'm good with that. What is it about getting down on my knees and smelling that new dick smell? I don't know. Why do you like eating pussy? You just do. I haven't a clue why guys think chicks would be any different other than the body part they want to taste. Dicks make me all warm and fuzzy. They have since I first figured out that guys have them. They probably still will when I'm still trying to suck some dude's dick when I'm 90. Hope that answers the question.
Another question. What's my favorite fantasy I haven't done? Easy. I want to blow a cop who is writing me a ticket. I want my window down, his cock in my mouth, and I want to hold his balls so I can feel them squish up and spasm around in my fingers when they start pumping sperm down my throat. Then I want to put his freshly drained penis back in his pants for him. I have always wanted to do that. Exactly as I described it. Down to the feeling his balls slime around when they cum. I've had this fantasy since before I went to college. That's how long I have thought about it. Would I do it? You better believe it. How do you approach that, though? What if he's gay and arrests you for.... fuck I don't know. Bribery? Solicitation? That would suck but not in the way I want it to suck. If it presented itself, that would be a dream cum true.
Someone asked me how I vote. It's easy. I decide who I think is the least stupid and vote for them. I don't have a side. I vote for whatever the color you get when you mix blue and red. Purple? Is that it? I don't know, don't care. But I do vote. For those who don't know this, if you don't vote... you have no right whatsoever to complain about anything. I mean, zippo. So, if you are a non-voter... sit on the sideline and quietly eat whatever shit sandwich they serve you because you have zero skin in the game. So, if you want to bitch... go vote. What's my prediction? My guess is it's going to go solidly to the right/red this time. It feels like it will in a big way. It's my guess, but I wouldn't put money on it... Brooke Tyler Polling has been known to misfire badly.
How do you know if you actually know how to fuck. If you can fuck an older woman stupid... you know how to fuck. What is fucking a woman stupid? When you rearrange her guts so well, her orgasm is so intense that it forces her brains right out of her head. It's a beautiful thing. Believe me... if you can fuck me stupid, it doesn't matter what you look like. I'll marry you and breed you three times a day. I've left guys and ruined my marriage over guys who were complete dicks, but they had cock that turned me into a fucktard. There is nothing in the world as satisfying as being owned entirely by a cock and a set of balls. I'd say try it sometime, but I doubt it would have the same effect as it does on me. Pussy whipped might be in the same family, but I'm not sure.
Did you ever notice that great thinkers are actually morons? I'm just saying. Some overly educated dipshit states, "Love and Sex don't make a marriage work." Any moron could think that stupid shit up. It doesn't really mean anything, and it can be twisted any which way in an argument. The real reason he said this is to explain why his wife cheated on him with a guy who fucked his wife stupid.
Lately, I really am in heat. I see a guy, and I want to empty his dick inside of me. It's annoying. It's interfering with my girl watching. Wonder what's up with that? Who knows. It must be an age thing. I guess I'm okay with it. I just need more of a cock pool to choose from.
Is 55 too old to be fuckable? I don't think so, but lots of people do. I was told I need to get off Twitter and act my age. Which I don't care what they think, but it makes me curious. What is it they think happens? When you get over 40, your vag dries up and closes shop? Idiots, that's about all I can say. I guess they don't realize that one day they to will be over 40. I was probably more curious and horny than most people when I wasn't considered an adult. I definitely became more sexually tweaked when I was in my 20s. In my 30's, I was looking for dick around every corner. In my 40s, I was chasing dick like it would soon be out of stock. In my 50's, all I can say is I'll hurt someone in the bedroom. What I know is my sex drive has increased year after year, and I hope and pray that it never does. Which is awesome. But am I fuckable? I don't know. That's not up to me. But dicks that are half my age seem to get plenty hard enough to pump sperm in my asshole. What I also know, and I'm not trying to be a dick here... but I'm going to be... because I can. What I know is most of these 20-somethings are right on the edge of being chubsters if they already aren't, and on top of that, they are smoking, drinking, eating, and drugging it up, and before they hit 30, they will have to be asking themselves "Am I still fuckable?" So careful when you tell me I should start acting my age. Good luck keeping up with me. You might want to put that joint down before you try.
I know this guy. He gets angry when I shoot back when he's trying to be offensive about my porn business. He isn't quick enough to win an argument with me. I don't like him all that much, either. He's a stud, though, and I have it on good authority he's packing a finely-tuned penis. I think I will pick a fight with him so he will hate fuck me. Hate fucks are always a solid lay. I'll fuck him so good his dick will pulsate when he thinks about it.
What else? Fuck I don't know. The world is bizarre now. Everything is an issue. Buy a dress with the rebel flag on it, and the "everyone and everything is racist and or offensive" people will burn you at the stake. I just think the colors are fabulous and look good on me. But that's not going to work these days, even though I have a multiracial family. Go figure.
I guess the above is politics. I don't do politics. I mean, I do, and I have done politicians, but either way, I get a dick in my ass. One is more pleasant than the other. I do know I'm tired of paying $8 for a pack of American cheese. It's getting stupid expensive to shop, and I shop at Walmart, so that's saying something. What do we do? I don't know. I guess we pay $8 for a pack of American cheese, or we go without. And yes, I like American Cheese. Not because it's American. I just like it on my breakfast sandwiches, so leave me alone. I like Colby Jack on burgers. That might make some of you cheese snobs feel better. Or worse... I don't know.
What? It's October, Halloween. I was doing Storm Troopers before doing Storm Troopers was cool. This entire costume weighs about 1/2 a pound. That's how cheap it is. I'd get a good one, but I don't feel like spending the money. No hot dude has ever said I want to fuck you in the Storm Trooper outfit. So not a lot of call for playing Star Wars in the sack.
Everyone has a problem. I'm feeling left out. I need an issue. Vaginal Emptiness. Is that a problem? If it isn't, it should be. I know I suffer from Vaginal Emptiness regularly. It causes me Vaginal anxiety. Can I get a cash reward for that? I keep looking on the TV for some law firm to announce that I may be entitled to a considerable cash sum if I have ever had or plan on suffering from Vaginal Anxiety. Hopefully, one day. Until then, I'll keep trying to keep it as stuffed and content as possible.
Never play, Simon Says, with perverts. You never know when they will say, "Simon says....don't blink!" and then they start fucking the cat. I'm just saying.
Now that's a 4.5-inch clit, thanks to my pump. I will post more about it later, but I have to get a dick inside me real quick, and then I'll be back. Sorry it took so long to post today but so many appointments, and they all fell on today!
So, now I'm rubbing one out because writing the last post turned my pussy into a slip-and-slide, thinking about holding that man's cock in hand. I had the camera out, so enjoy!
I made out with a guy and gave him a handjob in front of a bunch of people. That was fun. He was from Wisconsin, so the only thing I have to remember him by is the sperm stain on my watch band. It really was a good time. I liked how his friends and a few other people cheered us on. I was going to suck him, but we didn't get that far before he came. I did drop to my knees and spit-shine his cock clean with my mouth before I put it back in his jeans. I always feel good after I make a guy cum. It makes my whole day that much better, and that's exactly what it did last night. It just made the entire evening one to remember.
Lots of times, after I do something public while others are watching, things get quiet and awkward afterward. I think people think I should be ashamed of myself. I'm never ashamed of putting a cock in one or all of my holes in public. In fact, I get this feeling of pride because I did let a cock use me as a cum sponge. Last night was a little different. Nobody got weird, and people even came up and congratulated me for a job well done. Most of them were women, and the most resounding thing I basically heard was, "I wish I could do that." Always followed by an excuse. "My job.", "My husband or family might find out.", "I'm too shy." Bullshit. If you really want to do it, then do it. I didn't take the guy's cock out last night to "shock" people. I put his dick in my hand because I wanted his dick in my hand. I wanted it in my guts, but that didn't pan out. Sure, there were people around. All full-grown adults. They simply became part of my experience and made it better for all of us.
Why didn't I get better camera angles when I shot yesterday's video? Camera angles? Because getting camera angles isn't something one does when one is fucking. Getting camera angles while making porn is something one does. Porn isn't fucking. Its work, and it's designed with the sole purpose of being sold. The thing is, because of its nature, the chick doesn't get off. Long story short. I'm not wasting a dick and a cum on getting "camera angles." If you want real fucking, the video I did yesterday is just that. The only reason it was filmed yesterday was that he asked if I would let him video it and when I asked why he said so he could whack it to it when he felt the urge. I asked him if we could also post it, and he agreed, so now you know how that video came about. You also know why I don't worry about camera angles anymore. Plus, I watched it, and it looked like a pretty good job. Will I rub one out to it? No, probably not. The creampie drooled out of me too fast because the back of the bench was elevated, and it flew right out of me. I like a slow, messy drooling pussy. In addition, there are no scenes of me sucking the dick, nor did he video his cock in my ass. Those are my go-to scenes if I'm watching my own porn.
He leaked out of me fast, but my pussy is still greased a few hours later. Check out this video. It's simple, it's real, and it was fun! I'm heading out the door so I'll get with you in a bit!
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I did get a dick so big that it felt like he was bumping my soul with the head of it. Sadly, it belonged to Bob. I'm not complaining, but I have really been in the mood for some strange dick. I tried, but I just didn't find anyone. I was up and down Main St, and there were thousands of people, but I ended up getting fucked in the back of Bob's Suburban. He's lucky I can't get knocked up because he pumped a load into me that would have done it. I don't know why that turns me on, thinking about Bob knocking me up, or anyone else for that matter, but it does. Probably an instinctual thing, so why fight it? I just go with it. It makes me cum harder thinking about it. I'll tell you this. I shouldn't, but I'm going to. I masturbated thinking about my son's friend impregnating me. As I said, I can't explain it, but the thought of it right now is making my clit hard as a rock. The whole thing is a turn-on for me. The sex with him, the mind-boggling ramifications of getting impregnated by him and watching my belly grow. I got to quit. I'm still stretched wide open, and I told Connor he could slip his dick inside me for a bit. He's going to know his dick wasn't the only one in my guts in the last 24 hours, for sure. Bob marks his territory by stretching my pussy out and rendering it useless for more petite guys. Anyway. Recap. Bob fucked me in a grass parking lot which I fertilized by dripping the majority of his cum onto it after I got out of his Suburban. I still have a massive hole for a pussy which I find fantastic. I can't stop looking at it. It is just so appealing for some reason when it's like that. Connor will stick his average-sized dick in it, and it will feel relatively small because of how Bob's cock destroyed my cunt. I'll cum for sure just because I find that hot. Connor will cum because he's 19, and hopefully, he will drown my box with one of his epic loads of sperm. Then back out to Biketoberfest and see if I can find someone else to rinse and repeat the entire thing. Sounds like an excellent start to the weekend if you ask me. Love it when a plan cums together!
The first night of Biketoberfest, and I already have a cummy mess in my pussy. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'd like to thank everyone who helped make this possible. Actually, it was one guy and his cock and the back of a Suburban, but I'll get you the details tomorrow. This is the first outfit I ever wore to a Biketoberfest back in 2014. I'm wearing it again tomorrow. Exact same outfit. Including the exact same top as well as the exact same jeans. I keep my stuff that long. It still fits, so why not wear it? Anyway, catch you in the morning!
I was busy cleaning sperm up this morning after attempting to get laid. The guy just couldn't get it up. He was a new guy for a video that came by this morning. He was good-looking. Really good looking. So I put the camera down and decided to suck him off. I'm selfish like that because I like to suck a new guy's dick more than I should. I pulled his dick out of his pants, it was a floppy semi-hardon, but before I got it between my lips, he nutted all over my floor. His dick never even got hard before his balls misfired and pumped sperm way before they should have. He apologized a thousand times to the point of being annoying. So I waited another 30 minutes and tried again. Same thing. This time he left sperm trails on my shirt. His dick wasn't even semi-hard this round. It was completely soft and shriveled up, yet still pumped jizz on my shirt. Which would be awesome if he just fucked me stupid. But he didn't. All he did was make me clean my floor and do laundry. He wanted to try a third time, but I didn't feel like doing household cleanup chores anymore. So I sent him on his way. To bad. Good looking kid. Too old to train, though. I need them to be around 18 to 25 for that. Now I'm waiting on Scott. He's certainly no 30 yr old and not nearly as pleasant to look at, but at least I know I'll be laid out on a bed, inebriated on cum when he's done.
So, quick update, the dog, Klaus to be exact, and no, I didn't name him, is bouncing around the house like nothing is wrong. From deathbed to rampaging around the house. So, good news there.
Fucking lube costs a fortune anymore. Everything costs a fortune anymore. The world is in for a reset if things don't start turning around. I can't even fuck a well-lubed dick without spending my life savings anymore.
This video has some solid dick-on clit action... I'm just saying. I was making a custom video, and I got caught up in my own stuff because it somewhat made me think of things, and that's all it takes anymore to get me going. Let me know what you think.
So here is a post I am putting on bt34gg.com that I shot in 2014. The password is cheater2014 It's a heated thing. I met him at the gym in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I sucked his cock in the parking lot of an LA Fitness. I liked how he didn't care who might be watching. Nobody was, but he wouldn't have cared if they were. Plus, he let me suck his dick once in his office. I like that probably more than I should. He asked me to shoot a video with him, and he said he wasn't worried about getting caught. And... as you may have guessed, he got caught by his wife. She called his employer. Things got super weird. I knew he was married, but as far as I'm concerned, the hearts of married men may belong to someone else, but their dicks are open season. May the best pussy win. Wives are always welcome to have them back after I get what I want from their testicles. Where were we? He told me I might be getting a call from his wife and not to answer any questions and pull the video down. I did for a while, but he lied so much that I put it back up. He signed all the paperwork and supplied all the IDs required, so I could then and can now do what I want with it. Besides, he is long since divorced. So it doesn't matter anymore. He was a dick. I admit that. But he had a good body, and his dick wasn't bad, either. Once again, I let my pussy do the talking and ended up with a ding-dong with a nice cock. I got plenty of good dick out of him and this video, so I have no regrets though I am glad to have washed my hands of him. I haven't heard from him since 2016, so who knows what he's up to? I know where his dick was in 2014, and that was in my guts. Let me know what you think of this video. It's not bad. He did an excellent job. The password is again is cheater2014 You don't need a username. Just go to bt34gg.com and plug that in, and you can peruse, I guess, about 30 or 40 videos.
Oops, I accidentally sucked a cock off with my ass. It happens. And I filmed it as well. Well, I didn't, he did, but it all works out the same. It will be up tomorrow afternoon so watch for that one. The only problem with sucking a cock off with your ass is swallowing the load. It never entirely goes all the way down, if you know what I mean!
So, besides getting my ass fucked, what else did I do today? Nothing interesting. I'm contemplating accidentally running into some people who may or may not be friends with family members. I have kind of switched it up. I know where he lives. He still lives at home with his parents. His father isn't all that, but he's a nice guy and like his son... he stares at my tits a lot. I think I want to fuck him first, then his son. Just to compare dicks and sexual styles and abilities. Of course, this is all contemplation at the moment. I don't even know if I could even get one of their dicks out of their pants. I think the son, for sure. I think even though he's friends with my son, he would put his cock inside me. It would probably be cool for him to hang with the gang and be thinking... "I fucked your mom, and she begged me to pump my jizz in her guts. Later tonight, I will be pumping my sperm down her throat." How incredible would that secret be when you're just shooting the shit about banging chicks. I don't know. This whole thing is probably more of a Brooke Tyler fantasy that I'm projecting onto him, but a girl can dream. I just can't get that hard dick trying to get out of his pants off my mind. Probably because I want it off my mind in my pussy. Anyway, I'll catch you tomorrow!
What is it about MILF porn that gets me all fucked up in the head? I think it's just the fact that I'm a MILF, and I like knowing that guys of all ages, from the just legal to your grandfather, want to breed me. The hottest thing for me at the moment is knowing my son's friends want to pump a baby in me. I can't get that out of my head. Every time I see them and catch them checking out my tits, I get this urge to empty their testicles inside of me. It would be terrible if I did it and got caught, but even that is starting to turn me on. It's making me nervous just thinking about it, but it's also driving me on. Man, I am severely driven by my pussy. It's like there is no stopping it. It wants what it wants, and it fucks with me till I give it to it. What if one of his friends were to fuck me so good I couldn't stop even if I wanted to? That's a real possibility because the bar would be pretty low, being that I am so into this right now. The more I'm into something, the less performance it takes to fuck me stupid. I know you are wondering, and yes, I have my eye on one. He is kind of goofy looking, but I have seen his erection in his pants. Now I want it. He was staring at my tits off and on, and then he had to stand up to leave, and there it was. A big bulge in the front of his jeans. He should have worn looser jeans if he didn't want me to see it. Was it big? How the fuck should I know? I only saw it straining against his jeans. I could be 4 inches or it could be 10 inches. I don't even care. I just want it inside of me. I want to see his face the second the head of his dick touches my pussy and then slips inside. I'm going to shut up. I'm getting way to worked up here. Moving on.
Hey!!!! I got gas for $1.39 yesterday!!! Sadly it was at Taco Bell but still... I'm just saying.
My trip. It was good, and it sucked all at the same time. Scott had to go to the ER with a kidney stone, and my dog ended up in the doggy ER back at home, and he is still touch and go. So we cut it short and headed back to Florida.
We argued over what fast food was the healthiest, and I went with Subway because they make you get out of the car to get it. I'm just saying. Every step counts.
People still drive in the fast lane for no apparent reason. The only thing I can think of is that someone told them that the fast lane will always be a shorter route no matter what speed they drive, and they believed it. Get the holy hell out of the fast lane after you pass, for fucks sake!
Back in Daytona and getting the old box stuffed full of cock. Mechanical cock but at this point cock is cock. I was going through all the messages and things and browsing Twitter when I saw some MILF porn. Now that I have an older boyfriend again, I'm all about MILF porn with the barely legals. It is what it is. I have this thing about teaching the cubs how to fuck. I like getting an inexperienced cock, making it blow sperm in like 10 seconds or less, and then teaching that penis how to do dick shit in my guts. I know I'm successful if the student is making the teacher beg for cock at the end of such training. I like it when guys flip the tables on me. They go from sniveling little pussy whipped beggars to studs stretching my asshole out and leaving it full jizz and laughing at me when they fuck me so stupid all I can do is drool sperm and thank them. Yes... I like that more than I should. Anyway, I pretty much tell you what I'm thinking in this video so let me know what you think about it!
Little update before I call it a day. I made it to Knoxville Tennessee. Traffic in Atlanta was Murder. I have no idea how you folks can put up with that day after day. I would lose my mind. Had some interesting discussions about whether or not my sons friends think I am fuckable. There is one or two i wouldn't mind accidentally falling and slipping their dicks inside of me. Anyway I will catch up with you in the morning. ❤️😜
