Just a quick update on my way to Ohio. I'll catch you all la..
Just a quick update on my way to Ohio. I'll catch you all later. Hope you're having a great day 💋
2022-10-06 16:44:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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What did I do today? I sucked Connor off in his grandparent'..
What did I do today? I sucked Connor off in his grandparent's garage while they were in the house. That was fun. I got sperm all over my shirt because it went down the wrong hole when I tried to swallow it, and I coughed it back up. It was a goodbye blowjob as I'm leaving for a few days. I wanted to make sure to give him something to hold him over till I get back. So, I had to change shirts. Normally I would walk around and look at it, all proud of myself, but I have some conservative house guests. Anyway, Connor was happy, which makes me happy, so it's a win-win. There's a book below, so I warn you, it may put you to sleep. I have to post at night when I have a quiet house, and everyone is in their rooms. Terry did beat Scott out of the contract he was worried about. Now I want Terry's dick in my ass, making me beg for his cum more than ever. I want to video it and send it to Scott. I know. It sounds awful, but it makes me so wet thinking about it. I should probably shut up about it. Scott is driving me to Ohio tomorrow. I'm pretty sure he doesn't want his worst enemy to put his dick in my ass. But I do! So much so that I did a terrible thing and looked up his company online. It only has his company number, but I'm sure he'll remember who I am and take my call if I decide to call him. Scott would probably be getting that video this week if I wasn't going on this trip. Why don't I do mainstream porn anymore? It's a good question that was asked of me. The short answer is it isn't worth it. Shooting a porn video has become more of a badge of honor than anything else. It doesn't pay well anymore. It hasn't paid well since the days of Vivid and the contract girls. You never hear the truth about porn unless you are in porn. It's one of those dirty little secrets they try and keep hush hush. Literally, the sex sucks. It's not just me saying this, it's pretty much the standard opinion, but they aren't going to tell you this. All your going to hear is how they came so hard they had to go to the emergency room. They can't tell you otherwise, or it would be the same thing as a magician showing you how he did the trick while doing it. So, why do porn? To get name recognition as its good exposure, one can get a bigger Twitter/Instagram account and sell more on OnlyFans by shooting mainstream porn. That's where the money is at. One does what one has to do to make that money. I don't have to do it. I don't have outlandish bills to pay, I own my own home, I invested wisely, and I'm enjoying life. Most people don't know that I did a vast amount more behind the scenes back in the day than I ever did in front of the camera. I only did scenes because I wanted to do them. It wasn't for the money. I just wanted to do them. Not many chicks can say that honestly. There really isn't one scene that I'm not happy with. But I turned down a lot of scenes, and I still do. Why? Because I'm not going to get off. I will spend between 3 to 12 hours grinding out a porn video, and my pussy won't be cumming for my efforts. Yes, I know. It appears that we are cumming. We aren't. No matter what anyone tells you... they aren't. Maybe some swinger videos they do, and I have cum myself making those, but mainstream porn... not a chance in hell. The thing is, porn isn't about me cumming. It's about me presenting to you the fantasy of me cumming and doing whatever it is that hits your dick trigger just right. The problem is I like sex more than most people, guys included. Having shitty sex so I can collect a payday once in a while isn't worth it to me. And this is why I'm here, guys. It's the only place I can share things where people don't try to get me committed to a sex addiction rehab clinic. It's also why I don't collaborate with anyone else. Collaboration is another way of saying, let us pretend to have sex so we can sell it on Onlyfans. Which, again, is excellent if the fantasy of it makes your dick hard. However, what makes my chick dick hard is real dudes, with dicks that don't require a needle full of Caverject to stay hard, pumping my holes full of baby batter. I'm not bitter at porn at all. I love it. I get up every morning and watch it. My pussy just isn't willing to pass up real dick for fantasy dick.
2022-10-06 03:12:58 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick update, Caught me in the middle of packing for ..
Just a quick update, Caught me in the middle of packing for my trip but wanted to pop in and say hey, hope you're having a great Hump Day 😉 Enjoy your day and catch you all later 💋
2022-10-05 17:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did I look like before the huge boobs? Pretty much like..
What did I look like before the huge boobs? Pretty much like I do now, just minus the big huge boobs. Here are some 2012 pics to kind of show you pre-boob Brooke. For anyone who doubted my clit was huge back in the day, this should pretty much answer that question for you as well. Riley Reigns. I put some pics and a video up on bt34gg.com. The password is october5 I DM'd you the password as well, so check it out. Someone asked me what had happened to her. They knew we were dating and had plans for her to move in with me. There are girls that can make me go gay all the way. At least for a time. Hard dick always seems to win me back, but a wet pussy can lead me astray for a while. She did that. I was the bull in the relationship. I can still picture shoving her head down into my pussy and letting her clean me out with her tongue. She was one of the best and one of the few who could make me cum just with her tongue. Did I love her? I guess... to an extent. I was more into how she made me feel sexually. Into her enough that I asked her to move in with me. She agreed. But before that happened, she asked to shoot a porn with me. I was more than happy to do that. We did shoot a porn. One single porn. Someone she knew saw it the day I posted it and told her family. She freaked out, said it was all my fault, and ran back to New Mexico and married some guy she divorced 2 years later. In other words, she fell apart in record time. She asked to come back after her divorce, but who needs that kind of harassment? Not me. Never seen her since. That is the story of Riley Reigns. Enjoy the pics and videos of her. They are up on my bt34gg.com site. Just think, we could have been a fantastic lesbian couple. It really is hard to find a hot lesbian who isn't all kinds of whacky in one way or another. Maybe it's me that's whacky. Who knows. I guess it wasn't meant to be. I like the thought of it, though. I pointed out to a girl on Twitter who wanted me to comment on a snapshot of a derogatory tweet she was sent that it wasn't adding up. The username of the "hater" led to an account that only followed her and some generic accounts that Twitter assigns to new accounts now and then. Plus, the only tweets the "hater" made were to her. No other tweets nor retweets, for that matter. I tried to explain to her that it kind of pointed in the direction that she was making this all up. She asked me "what my problem was" and I said I don't like being part of sympathy cons. Then she said she had proof that her story was true because the account had been suspended because she reported it. I looked. It was gone. The only problem is when an account gets suspended, it clearly states the account was suspended. But, if you simply close it/delete it, then the account just disappears, which is what it did. As in, the odds that she deleted an account she created were pretty darn high. After I mentioned that, she blocked me. So what's my point here? Don't fall for this shit, and don't be a cheerleader for chicks online. It's a ding-dong move and sure to backfire in the end.
2022-10-05 13:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostI actually went to a hotel today. Haven't done that in a whi..
I actually went to a hotel today. Haven't done that in a while. Kind of like I'm cheating on a husband. What I'm really trying to do is get myself stuffed full of dick without having to worry about people listening and knocking on my bedroom door. I did get stuffed full of dick. Several times. I even sunk Bob's cock balls deep in my ass. It wasn't easy, and I admit I was uncomfortable sometimes. Actually, I was uncomfortable the entire time. His dick is stupidly long and fatter than most. I would suspect he was touching my stomach with the head of his cock. But as difficult as it was, it was a turn-on. He wanted to go balls deep in my ass and kept asking to do it. I want to make his cock happy so today seemed like the day to make it happen. It took about ten minutes to get it in me till he had nothing left to give. Once he got it there, he left it there and kissed the back of my neck for a few minutes. Then he fucked my ass like it was my pussy. I fingered myself, and it was an extremely good cum. Different, very intense, like I could feel it shocking my heart but in a good way. I am already thinking about doing it again. He came with his dick buried all the way, and oddly enough, no jizz ever came out. I can feel it, but it's not dripping or anything. Kind of cool, I guess. It must be that deep in my ass. I know I'll get it out in an hour or two, but you don't need details on that. In the end, pun intended, I feel pretty much wrecked down there. I think I like it, though. No matter what, my trips to the bathroom will be very different for the next few days. I'm just saying.
2022-10-05 03:04:54 +0000 UTC View PostI know, no tits. But I find the world around me fascinating,..
I know, no tits. But I find the world around me fascinating, so bummer for you, I shove this crap down your throat instead of me sucking a cock. Don't worry. I'll be sucking cock and taking anal creampies for you tomorrow. Until then enjoy what is left of what used to be my almost private beach access as very few people used it. It's pretty much my backyard. At least the steps are still there. I think this was Thursday afternoon right after the tail end of all of it.
2022-10-04 16:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to give Connor a handjob this morning before he lef..
I wanted to give Connor a handjob this morning before he left to open his store up. I was drinking my morning coffee when I saw him goofing around with his car, and I just got the urge to hold his dick in my hand. It's annoyingly strong. It's like a song stuck in my head. I could go for a fuck but right now, jerking him off seems more satisfying. I get this way. It's enjoyable. I don't have much to do, and if I can make him feel good, that makes me feel good. Not to mention the whole "I have kids 15 yrs older than you" thing has been working hard on me lately. As in, it's constantly making me wet. Anyway, I went over to talk to Connor and had it in my head that I was going to empty his testicles for him this morning. It didn't happen. I forget about his grandparents watching me out the window. Surely they aren't going to be happy if Connor takes me back to his room while they're home. We have never tried, but I'd be okay with it. Connor, however, is pretty touchy about what his grandparents are exposed to when it cums to me. Even that turns me on, though. I like the way they look at me in that severely disapproving way. They know I'm having their grandson pump his sperm into my body on a regular basis. I wonder if they know he's fucking my ass. I bet they don't. I wonder if they know sometimes he fucks me so good I can't stand up for a few minutes. I would be proud of him if he were my grandson. I'm just saying. Then there are my old guys. I wish I could keep Connor to myself, but he just isn't going to fill the spot. He's good, I love him to death, but he's 19. Try spending an hour or more listening to a 19 yr old. It's hard to do. Sometimes when he's sharing his life experiences in a never-ending loop, I just slip his dick in my mouth to break his train of thought. The upside is I get to suck on a fresh 19 yr old cock, and his ability to speak is limited when his dick is slipping down my throat. Here's the thing. The kink factor in a 19 yr old vs. a 50 plus yr old is wildly different. 19 yr olds just want to empty the jizz out of their balls as often as possible. Stick it in me, pump me full, rinse, repeat. Try sticking a finger up a 19 yr olds ass, though. It most likely isn't happening. They aren't really open to new things. To them, if I ride them on top, they just conquered the universe. Scott, who's 55, is relatively open to most things. He didn't use to be. He left me because I cheated on him more than a few times. I pretty much cheated our entire marriage. I was a bad wife. But our sex together was always better than good. I always wanted the guys I cheated on him with to be better at getting me off, but that often wasn't the case. So, we fucked a lot. I got a bit out of hand with his friends and employees, and I shouldn't have. It was a bit humiliating for him to go to work, and everyone there would know I got an anal creampie in our garage from his employee during a company party. The truth is I let my pussy get out of control. It causes me to make bad choices. But the older he got, the more he came over to the dark side. I like the dark side. "Scott, I'm your slut-wife. Join me on the dark side." Star Wars thing there. I got to run. People are piling around everywhere in my house. It's funny. I live on the beach and got zero flooding. They live inland 5 miles and were pretty much boating in their living room a few days ago. Go figure.
2022-10-04 15:33:11 +0000 UTC View PostSo, we had a little storm here named Ian. He did pretty well..
So, we had a little storm here named Ian. He did pretty well. Fucked some shit up. Literally destroyed my sex life. Except for Connor. He braved the hurricane and ran across the street, approximately 50 yards at the most, pumped my ass full of sperm, and then ran back home. That was fun. Short, about ten minutes, but I came so hard I thought there was a hurricane in my guts. I ended up fixing things blowing around in my yard with his jizz drooling out of my asshole. I liked that. I liked that very much. It's a beautiful feeling having jizz leak out of me. It makes me feel so... I don't know... wholly fucked. I haven't been laid since. It's late Monday, and the last cock I had in my guts was last Thursday afternoon. I can assure you there is no more Connor sperm left in my ass. It's dry as a bone. Anyway. The storm. Hurricanes are always a pain in the ass. They are what they are, and if you can't figure them out, you probably have no place living where they occur. Still, it's human nature to think we always have it under control even when we don't. Lots of my friends did just that. Now I have them staying with me because they absolutely didn't prepare for anything. So, with that said, bare with me. I have to post when my house isn't Grand Central Station. On top of that, I have kids running around, which makes things even harder. Not an excuse. I will post, but it will be at odd times. The thing that bugs me the most is that I now have people asking me where I'm going and what I'm doing. It's kind of hard to say I'm on my way to see Bob so I can beg him to turn me into a dick receptacle. How I wish I were on my way to see Bob. His place is goofed up as well, so he's at home with the family. I have no idea how long I will have house guests, but I suspect it will be for at least a week from today, if not longer. So, road trip! I can't take it. I am used to peace and quiet, so I am heading out and up North with one dog and Scott. I will be doing lots of good stuff on the way, and at the places I stop at. Why a road trip? I have free live-in dog sitters for the other three! That doesn't come along to often, so I'm taking full advantage of it! I am looking forward to some road head and some passenger seat masturbation. I will video it!
2022-10-04 01:59:27 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Milf Monday, your favorite milf is back and ready to h..
Happy Milf Monday, your favorite milf is back and ready to have some fun 😜 Unfortunately my power went out again but it's back on to stay, fingers crossed and legs spread Wide open 😈 Hope you have a great day and I'll catch you all later 👄
2022-10-03 14:35:37 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to write a rant of all rants about several peopl..
I was going to write a rant of all rants about several people who are angry with me for not answering DMs yesterday. But then I thought about how I was able to get my 16ft double gate back up and working better than ever after it leaned over into my front bumper on my Jeep from 90mph plus sustained winds. Not one dollar was spent doing it. Just a drill, shovel, a smasher, and some fine lumber floating ashore. Plus a little awkward engineering. One rich persons destroyed dock is another porn chicks gate repair. Hard to be angry when things come together like that. Not to mention recycling at it's finest. Side note... Hurricanes are a lumber buffet if you are willing and able to drag it ashore.
2022-10-01 01:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone thought I would update you real quick. Just g..
Hello everyone thought I would update you real quick. Just got my power back on as well as my internet. Like an hour ago. Quite the storm and it sat on top of me for a day and a half. My house is still standing. I love this tank I call home. Lots of people around me didn't do so well but we will figure that out together. Anyway, hurricane 🌀 number nine for me is in the books. I will get back to posting tomorrow so see you then 👍😉
2022-10-01 00:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostSo I went out to lunch with Scott today. While we were at th..
So I went out to lunch with Scott today. While we were at the restaurant, some guy and his friends showed up and introduced themselves. He was a decent-looking guy. That's not what piqued my interest. I'm terrible. I shouldn't even be telling you this, but it is what it is. Scott and this guy, Terry, don't like each other. At all. They regularly compete for the same contracts, and Terry has the upper hand. He boasted in front of me and rubbed it in Scott's face how he was so busy. I should hate Terry. But I don't. Now all I can think about is letting Terry fuck me in the ass after Scott loses another contract to him. Terry would do it too, and that is just making me wet as fuck. I envision Terry, Scott's worst enemy, defeating him so soundly that Scott will lose his company, his lifestyle, and everything that was once his is now Terry's. When he comes home to the one person he thinks will make him feel better, I will be bent over the couch with Terry's cock pumping in my ass, making me, and Scott as well, his bitch. The ultimate victory. Making his once proud rival thoroughly conquered and turning me into his own personal cock whore as well. Why does that turn me on so much? I don't know. But it does. I need this to happen. It's eating at me so hard that it's making me nervous. Wonder if Scott would appreciate this fantasy of mine? Probably not. Man. I want Terry to plaster my ass with his sperm so bad now. Then make Scott clean it up. Like I said. I'm terrible. I have awful thoughts and fantasies, but I can't help it. It turns me on. Feel free to send me scolding comments. I deserve it. Dogs dig hurricanes. I couldn't get mine out of the ocean. Why didn't I get anything done today? I don't know. I am a fantastic multitasker on paper. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. One would think I would get more done. In case you were wondering, I'm still stuck on getting ass fucked by Terry. How can I make this happen? Dammit! Why ass fucked? I don't know. It seems more like a defeat to me. For Scott, that is. I would think guys would be more upset if their chicks got ass fucked than pussy fucked by their rivals. I could be wrong. What would make me upset the most if I had a chick rival? I don't know. I don't know if I would even be about it. I would probably just play along with the whole thing. Sounds fun to me. I need to learn to be jealous instead of horny. I have this odd theory about dicks. When I fuck a dick, it just happens to be my turn to get that dick in my guts. It could very possibly be someone else's turn the next day. It doesn't belong to me or anyone else, for that matter. Did you ever have that awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is, "Act natural. You're innocent." I hate that.
2022-09-28 22:12:49 +0000 UTC View PostYes, it's a hurricane. Yes, my 75 yr old house is on the bea..
Yes, it's a hurricane. Yes, my 75 yr old house is on the beach. Yes, it's windy. Yes, it's raining. No, it's not the end of the world. Oddly enough, the planet has somehow survived a zillion years of these things. I have been through more than most. We shall get through this one. You can run and hide and or you can be part of it and enjoy it. I choose the latter.
2022-09-28 22:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Hump Day or as I like to call it, Wide Open Wednesday ..
Happy Hump Day or as I like to call it, Wide Open Wednesday 😜Anyway just wanted to Pop in and say, Hi and let you know what I am up to today, Just hanging out and trying to keep my outdoor stuff from blowing away😉 Hope you are having an awesome day. Catch ya all later 👄
2022-09-28 17:14:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is my favorite thing to do sexually? Give blowjobs in c..
What is my favorite thing to do sexually? Give blowjobs in cars. It just is. There is something about finishing a hard cock off in my mouth while driving down the road. I could suck a dick for days in a car, and I've tried. I like car fucking. I wish I had a car fucker partner. I don't. I need one. I know some of you are like, "What? What do you get out of sucking a dick, whether in a car or not?" I don't know. What do you get from eating me out until I can't breathe anymore? A thrill. That's what you get. I'm a chick. I'm kind of gay, but dick is my go-to. I like dicks just like you like pussies. There is a vast thrill level to putting a cock in my mouth. It's amplified when it's twitching around in my throat while we go down the parkway. So, that's my favorite. I'm sticking to it. Believe me, if it were getting canyoned out by a massive dick, I would tell you that. Not that I don't love being turned into an echo chamber... I just like the taste of cock in a car a little better. These are the first pics ever taken after getting my last boob enlargement. I think around 2013. They were still shiny. Brings new meaning to the term shiny and new! I have new stuff today, but I have to pick up all my outdoor stuff before it blows around the yard. What am I going to do about the hurricane? Nothing. I'm not going to buy water, and I'm not going to buy toilet paper. I'm going to get my lawn chair and an American flag and sit outside and watch it roll on by, just like the last 9 hurricanes. The world has survived a zillion hurricanes. It will survive this one. Sure, some folks will get zapped. However, the Surgeon General has warned that living on the planet earth can and will cause death and generally be hazardous to your health. Duly noted. Now hand me a Bud Light, and let us kick the tires and lite the fire. You are going to hear a ton of stories. 99 out of 100 of them will be bullshit. The 1 true one will be tragic enough to make up for the rest. I thought of a bumper sticker I want to have made for all the new Floridians that have flocked from up north. It should read as follows. "Honk if you are a complete fucktard" Then I'll stay stopped at green lights and answer emails. It should be fun. If you think about it, bikinis are stupid. Guys only look at the parts that are covered. Someone asked me what I hate the most about Twitter/Instagram/TikTok. It's easy. Motivational/inspirational quotes. I guess I feel like if you can't figure this shit out on your own... they aren't going to help. Most of these things are about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds. Common sense should have already beat that inspiration quote to the table. I don't know. Then again, TikTok is so mindless. The wanton display of "look at me!!! Look at me!!! I'm so special." has started to repulse me. Sure it helps if it's a hot chick, but still, it's so mindless. I think I have said this before. You can get back many things in life, but the time you waste on Tik Tok being sold on pure bullshit and clickbait is gone forever. I guess I waste your time as well. Oh well. At least I'm not bullshitting you and trying to empty your wallet at every turn, and I try not to act like I'm the smartest person in the room because I'm not. There is none of this "I love you so much" crap, and I don't think I talk down to you as if you are stupid. Why? Because you're not. Well, someone challenges that statement every now and then, but for the most part, you all are decent with me. I mean, you send me dick pics and cool messages, so what more could a girl ask for? Anyway, I'm surprised I don't annoy more of you than I do.
2022-09-28 15:38:08 +0000 UTC View PostBack from Bob and I have a belly full of jizz swimming aroun..
Back from Bob and I have a belly full of jizz swimming around. I just burped, and I could taste him. Now I want him again. Even more, than I did earlier. My poor pussy is cock free for the day, but my mouth... well, it's on cock overload. I went to his office. He is now running a solar company. Quite a few people there answering phones and such. I had to wait for him to come out and get me, which was kind of an anxious ride on its own. When I got into his office, he had a call on hold. He answered it and waved me over. He talked to his customer while I unzipped him, pulled his cock out, and with just his dick sticking out of his pants, I sucked him from soft to hard. His dick is too big to suck more than about a quarter of it comfortably, but that's a problem I can live with. After he hung up the phone, he whispered instructions. I love that. Nothing makes me hotter than to have a cock in my mouth and to be given instructions on exactly how to suck it properly. He had me spend a lot of time licking and sucking the underside of the head of his cock. He got super sexy and told me to stroke it and then told me to tell him that I belonged to him. I told him I belonged to him. I do. I do whatever he wants. I can't help it. I don't want to stop. He pulled his dick away and told me to beg for his cock. I am proud to say I prayed for his cock like the cock starved whore I am. No hesitation at all to plead for the pleasure of sucking his cock. He let me put it back in my mouth, and I went to town on it. He pulled it back out and made me beg for his "sperm." He told me to use the term "sperm" because that's what he likes to hear. He said if I sucked him off without gagging, he would put it in me next time and breed me. I resumed sucking his cock, and he gave no warning when he was cumming. I only knew when the first rope hit the back of my throat. I just swallowed with each pump of jizz. Easy peasy. Straight down. Not even a hint of a gag. It would have been impossible for him to have enough cum in his balls even to come close to making me gag. I wanted it bad, and I got it. Then he told me to suck it until it was soft, and I did. It took about five minutes, but I cleaned out all the post jizz drips right out of his cock. His dick was a dry hose when I was done. No wet spots in his pants today. He had me put his dick back in his pants, then patted me on the head, told me he would text me later, and showed me the door. Oh, man... I do love being treated like a fuck hole. It makes me so annoyingly turned on. I have to go rub one out. Between Bob and Connor today, I can't stand it anymore.
2022-09-27 21:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostI guess I forgot to hit post on this one but better late tha..
I guess I forgot to hit post on this one but better late than never! I'm going to see Bob this afternoon. I could really use him inside of me. I could really use him emptying himself inside of me. I'll settle for him just letting me suck his jizz out of his balls. I think that's all he is going to let me have today. Frustrating but kind of in a good way. I like having to beg for cock. It makes me feel alive. Honestly, it makes me feel good, and even better, it makes me drooling wet. Anyway. I'm on my way. I have to dress conservatively, he says. It's an office environment, he says. We shall see how conservative he is when his sperm is sliding down my throat. I wish Bob would just leave his wife and move in with me. I know, they have been married for like 6 months, but I think it's time he puts his cock in my guts full time. I could go for that. I'd marry him. I wouldn't be faithful. But, if it meant my insides get rearranged nightly by his cock, I'd say, "I do." He says his wife wants sex every other week. She's a moron. He has a once-in-a-lifetime dick. She should be inhaling his sperm in all her holes daily. What a waste of a magical penis. He is an asshole but still... that cock of his. It makes his personality all better. Anyway, I'm off to inhale what his wife won't, so catch up with you in a bit.
2022-09-27 21:41:38 +0000 UTC View PostNothing like making a guy's testicles sperm free at 7:30 am...
Nothing like making a guy's testicles sperm free at 7:30 am. I'm just saying. I saw Connor out of my window getting ready for work, so I waved him over to see if he wanted to stop by tonight. One thing led to another, and I had a 19 yr old penis in my mouth. He kept saying he was late, but I kept his dick in my mouth. Then he shut up, his dick swelled in my mouth, and I felt that familiar pump, so I drank the first two ropes and drained the rest on my tits. Talk about a bit of cream with your coffee. I pat him on his ass, pulled his pants off, and sent him to work like I was sending him off to catch the bus for school. Holy hell, I'm horny as fuck right now, and I love it. It's the best anti-aging cream around. I feel like I'm 19. I texted Bob to see if he could fit me into his busy schedule today. He hasn't texted back as of yet. He has his own office now. I would love just to show up and kneel before his big magical dick and kiss it until it feeds me. I also texted Scott. It would be even hotter after feeding on Bob's cock if he put his dick in me and stirred all that sperm up in my belly. It could be an epic day. Ever wonder what goes through people's minds when they buy all the toilet paper in the store because a hurricane is coming? Same thing with the water. Guess what? Water lines don't blow down, and you have a bathtub. Fill it up if you are that panicked. If your house blows away, so will your water and toilet paper. I'm just saying. Plus... what's the first thing people bring to a disaster? Water. Lots and lots of water. Don't be a dick. Leave the toilet paper on the shelf, and as awful as it sounds, fill up your water requirements from your tap. I don't know what the problem with tap water is. I use a Britta and Zero water, and I have more water that tastes better than bottled water than I could possibly drink. The Britta is way faster, but the Zero gets it all. In case you were wondering.
2022-09-27 13:48:36 +0000 UTC View PostLet me give you some insider information. I got my insides p..
Let me give you some insider information. I got my insides pumped full of Connor's ball juice. Talk about delicious. Fuck. I love that feeling. From the time I feel his cock start twitching and pumping to 4 hours later when I feel him still leaking out of me in slow drips. I can't feel it now, but I watched him go to work out the window, and now all I can think about is his cock drowning my insides in his sperm. It's like when a song gets stuck in your head. Just replace the song with a cock pumping sperm in me. I have too much to do today to sit around and masturbate all morning. Damn you, Connor, and your impossible cum dumps. Fuck it. I have to rub one out. Enjoy the pics, and let me know what you think!
2022-09-26 15:02:50 +0000 UTC View PostI am going to mow my lawn, thought I would give you a video ..
I am going to mow my lawn, thought I would give you a video for no apparent reason 😉 Hope you enjoy your day 👄
2022-09-25 15:21:21 +0000 UTC View PostMuscles, massive clit, and some whacky MILF trying to get y..
Muscles, massive clit, and some whacky MILF trying to get you to stare at both of them. What can I say? It's what I do.
2022-09-24 17:36:33 +0000 UTC View PostJust answering some messages and my chick dick popped a wood..
Just answering some messages and my chick dick popped a woody 😜
2022-09-23 18:22:29 +0000 UTC View PostSexually, what is the meanest weird thing I have ever done? ..
Sexually, what is the meanest weird thing I have ever done? My girlfriend from so long ago had just started fucking and was into it. She borrowed my favorite shorts, didn't wear underwear, and some rando guy pumped a load of jizz in her guts. That load of jizz stained my shorts. She didn't clean them. So I fucked that same guy the following week in her bed and had him cum in a shirt I pulled out of her drawer. I folded it up and put it back. She never asked about it. I never told her. I did see her wearing that very shirt, and she got the sperm ring out of it, so good for her. She married the guy I fucked in her bed because he knocked her up. I never told her I had her husband's dick inside me. Her husband smiled at me a lot. It turned me on. I always wondered who he thought the better fuck was. What's the weirdest thing I have ever been caught at sexually? I would have to say naming my favorite dildo after my ex-boyfriend Scott. Not the guy I'm with now, but a long-ago boyfriend who I may have mentioned had the most enormous cock that I have ever had the pleasure to destroy my insides with. A new boyfriend who was asked me to get a toy and I accidentally said, "let me just go and get Scott." He was like, who? I had to do a back and regroup thing, but in the end, he got the truthful answer. I had a crush on Scott's dick. I don't think I have ever gotten over it to this day. When I use it, I pretend it's his dick inside me. Now you know. I require some intense therapy. I don't want to do fake porn. I'm not too fond of it. It's tedious, and the sex sucks. That is what is called a content shoot. I quit content shoots because they are so bland and a waste of what should have been a perfectly good fuck. Scripted fucking is the worst. You can take the hottest guys/chicks on the planet, and a script will ruin a fuck session with them immediately. I'm 55. I don't have time to waste a perfectly good fuck. My last two videos were afterthoughts by Scott because he has found out he likes to video his dick in me in one form or another. Which turns me on because it turns him on. There was no discussion of videoing our fucks. He just grabbed the GoPro charging on my nightstand without asking. Sure, he dropped the camera while cumming on the first one and ended up filming my bedroom walls on the second one. That's shitty camera work. But ask yourself, why is it shitty camera work? Because it's real sex. I don't think I could hold a camera steady when I cum and won't even try. I agree that fake sex, aka porn, is pretty and polished, and I like seeing lovely people do sexy shit. Porn is there to fulfill a fantasy, not show reality, and I am very okay with that. But overall, for me, I want to see reality. Real people are fucking for the sole purpose of getting off. Not to sell subscriptions.
2022-09-23 15:42:06 +0000 UTC View PostI did the walk of shame last night with jizz in my hair. It ..
I did the walk of shame last night with jizz in my hair. It was fun. I stopped at the Bel Aire Walgreens and got some candy with plenty of Cameron Diaz Hair Mousse. Does anyone remember that movie "What about Mary?" It's funny because it's true. I could see the workers and a few customers wondering what was happening with the hair. Jizz. That's what was going on. Bob missed my mouth. His aim was a bit high and to the right. I got like 3 big thick ropes in my hair. Best not to try and wipe it out. It just spreads it. So I let it soak in and made my way home. I'll tell you about Bob later today. Some people are coming to look at my house for me, so I have to prepare for that.
2022-09-22 14:12:22 +0000 UTC View PostThat was a fun cum filled titty fuck. Once again, I was goin..
That was a fun cum filled titty fuck. Once again, I was going to take some pics, which I did, Scott stopped by, popped a woody, and I couldn't help but put it to good use. Some of you will say I was mean to him, but I was being absolutely truthful. My vagina has a date with Bob's dick. My vagina isn't going to miss a chance to get turned into a pussy canyon that echoes. But that doesn't mean I can't get some pre fuck action with Scott's dick. So, I got mine, he got him, and my pussy will get hers in the form of a cum drowning later on by none other than Bob's testicles. I haven't had a good day like this in a while. It's making me smile. I wanted to continue with the handjob, but he was going to cum. I really do enjoy giving handjobs. Just the feel of a stiff cock in my hand is worth the price of admission. 15 or 20 minutes is my perfect time from start to finish when I give handjobs. Any longer, and it can get tiring. Worse yet is the 2-minute handjob. Just tell me you're on the edge, and I'll switch gears and drag the cum out for another 5 minutes at least. I need some time to get that perfect groove going. I like to get them hard. So hard guys complain about it. Tough cookies. You can power through a little uncomfortable stiffness in your dick. I promise I'll make it all worth it. Man, I hope Bob turns me into a stupid fuck hole tonight. I really need to be fucked into oblivion. If all goes well, I won't remember my name as I leave half dressed, sperm dripping off my face, running down my legs, and not quite sure where I am. God, that sounds so good! Wish me luck! @u125291845
2022-09-21 17:50:31 +0000 UTC View PostSo, you all want real sex... here is some real sex. It doesn..
So, you all want real sex... here is some real sex. It doesn't get any more real than this. No scripts, no anything. Just a guy with a hard dick willing to hold a GoPro and pump some sperm up my guts. It isn't the greatest film job but he got the job done in more ways than one. Let me know what you think. Maybe we can get him back for some more! I am a terrible DM conversationalist. I answer truthfully. I know, you want me to play along and make some things up. I just can't. Example. "Did you find a stud to fuck while you're out wandering around the town?" The correct answer should be, "Yes, and he left a steamy load of sperm in my asshole." The answer I actually give is, "No, I didn't even get a smile. Maybe it's because it started raining, and I looked like a geriatric drowned rat." I mean, I wish I was walking around with a steamy load of ball chowder in my rectum, but wishes don't make it so. So, cut me a break. I answer you. I just don't tell you what you want to hear. The truth sucks sometimes. Well, most of the time but such is life. I wish I had a fast-forward button to see what happens before I do it. Then I could pick the scenario where I end up walking with my butt cheeks clenched, trying not to empty my asshole full of sperm onto the floor of Target. That's happened. Not at Target but at The Pottery Barn. It's a long story for another time. I seriously considered wearing underwear after that. Considered. I decided I'd rather chance an accidental ass ejaculation than wear them. I don't find material things all that important. I could care less about jewelry, clothes brand, shoe brand, purses, all that stuff. It makes no sense to me. The bargain brand for $12.99 looks and is as good as the $1200 brand. Whose name is imprinted on means jack shit to me. Don't get me wrong. I love cash. It pays my bills, and if those are paid, it pays off the balance on my loans. It doesn't buy me $700 shoes. I firmly believe that the only way to know what someone is worth is to know them after they lose everything. I know, living in a fantasy home with fantasy cars and fantasy closets full of everything is probably awesome. But not as awesome as living exactly as you choose on your terms. My life surely must be awful after 20 yrs of getting banged by thousands of cocks. Lol, don't the haters wish. I only wish I had started sooner than I did. That's my only regret. Everything else, two thumbs up, and let's do it again, Mr! Changing your clothes on Tik Tok is not a talent. I'm just saying. I just deleted Tik Tok. You can a lot of things back in life. You can't get the time wasted on Tik Tok back. @u125291845
2022-09-20 23:51:36 +0000 UTC View PostI guess people find it odd I like making cocks pump cum with..
I guess people find it odd I like making cocks pump cum without being touched myself. I don't know why. It's not like it's work or something like that. It's a dick. It's fun to hold and explore the head with my fingers. I know you would love to play with a pussy for hours if one would be available. I guess the difference is I don't want anything in return. I don't want it in me, and I don't want my pussy touched. Just let me hold your cock. I'll do my thing to it. You will be happy. Sure, it's a bit creepy. I stare at it. I get up close with glasses on. ( I did that yesterday. I wanted to see the head of his dick up close while I rubbed it with my thumb. Cock heads fascinate me.) I like to see the twitches and the jerks. I just like making cocks happy. I get my own special thrill out of doing it. I really get a special thrill later when I rub one out. I came so hard yesterday after he left it was stupid. It just took me a minute or two to get my head back in order. Does it get old? No, I don't think it does. I used to rub my ex's cock off 3 or 4 times a week. We would fuck the other days, or at least I would, as I was cheating on him anyway. He never complained but would make me wait if he was doing something. That used to bug me. When I want to play with a dick, I want to play with it right then and there. I don't want to wait. I guess that's selfish of me. But then again, I was doing magical things to his penis. Which, apparently, many chicks don't want to do. So take it while you can get it, Mr! One of the things people say the most is, "It's got to be so easy for you to get a dick inside of you." Well, they don't say it exactly like that, but that's the general idea of what they are trying to convey. It's not easy. It's hard to get a hard dick in my hands, much less in my pussy. I think the assumption is that people know who I am and what I'm about. They don't. They have no clue who I am, what I do, have done, or intend to keep doing. They see me as the lady with huge tits hanging out of a sheer shirt that leaves nothing to the imagination smiling at them. Then they run for the hills. If I had more face recognition, I feel like I would have much more success at scoring cock. I could be wrong. Either way, it doesn't much matter. All I can say is I'm not going to make up scoring cock for the sake of something to tell you. I'll keep the score as it plays out. So, if you were wondering why I keep banging the same 3 or 4 guys, it's because they are a known quantity proven to pump my guts with top-quality jizz. If only I could walk in Target or anywhere else, pick a dude, and be on my way to breeding paradise, then I guess I would actually be in paradise.
2022-09-20 14:49:08 +0000 UTC View PostI fingered the head of a dick, and he came but just like a t..
I fingered the head of a dick, and he came but just like a thick white drop of jizz came out. He swears he didn't, but he must have just jerked off before coming over. I have seen him cum before. I know how much sperm his balls generally dump. It's nothing to write home about but nothing to laugh at, either. Why was I fingering the head of his dick? Because I wanted to. We were talking on the phone, and I just got this urge to make him cum. I don't like fucking him. No matter how many times I tell him not to, he always pounds me like a jackhammer. To the point, it hurts. But I do like him, and he has a pretty dick. We measured it today. He said 7 inches, but the tape says he was mistaken. 5 1/4 inches or 13.34 centimeters for those on metric scales. Guys, you can't measure underneath to the base of the balls. It doesn't count when measured if it doesn't go in my guts. I know 7 inches and above when I see it. I have to be in the mood for dicks that big. Fortunately, I am often in that mood. Anyway, am I right, or am I right when I say he was out of cum when he came? I think I am, but I don't own a pair of testicles either, so I could be wrong. I wanted to do it again and see what came out after that, but he said he had to go pick up his kids from school. Another married dude. I dig married dudes. I don't have to worry about them hanging around. Breed me and leave me. It's the best policy. I must be getting old and cranky. Social media is annoying me like never before. The girls on it are so... I don't know... self-centered and all-important. The "Look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!" thing going on is turning my stomach. Sure the goofy little dances and such caught my eye at first, but now it's just nauseating. The lip-syncing of what they think are profound thoughts and proclamations is what makes me want to grab a bat and... well, you know. I don't consider this social media. Social media may have gotten you here, but I'm not upselling anything. I'm not telling you happy rainbow shit and how I love everyone on the planet because I am so progressive. The truth is there are plenty of flat-out morons who are wasting available oxygen. I think I have given you what I promised you. Me. The real me. Not some made-up porn version I think you will like. You get me as Brooke the asshole, Brooke the slut, Brooke the weird, overtly sexual dresser. You get me, plain and simple. I like giving you me. I hope you enjoy getting me, but I'm sure I drive some of you up the wall as much as the Tik Tok people do me. I should just shut up right now. I will. Andrew keeps texting me. A few days ago, I told him I would text him when I got home, but I didn't. He kept reminding me that I would text him when I got home and that I hadn't texted him in a few days. I sent him a text back yesterday that I have recently become homeless. He said that wasn't funny. I told him I was completely done with him. He isn't letting it go. I think he thinks I will give in. Maybe because he has such a fat, delicious dick, he thinks I won't be able to hold out. He does have an amazingly fat and tasty cock, and I like the way his sperm feels in my throat. It's sticky. But I can hold out. Permanently. I got to see who he really is and that shrunk his fat cock into a tiny little crayon of a penis for me with testicles full of horseradish. Which is funny because personality can turn a not-to-handsome guy with a 3-inch skinny weenie into a hefty log slinging sweet syrup in my guts stud. Andrew went in reverse. I don't even find him physically attractive anymore. Weird how the mind can override physical attributes when it finds what it likes.
2022-09-19 20:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostI heard a guy say to another guy that he fucked his mother. ..
I heard a guy say to another guy that he fucked his mother. Which I find curiously arousing, and instantly, I'm thinking this dude's mom is a real go-getter. Good for her. But it's an insult and not reality. Why is it an insult? I fucked my son's friend. In fact, I fucked him for years. I really liked the way he fucked my ass. He had a big cock, but he had a way of getting the head of his dick balls deep in my intestines. I guess that would be kind of weird knowing that your friend was making your mom cum by shoving his big dick in her ass. I always thought sucking his cock and begging for his sperm was like the most taboo thing ever. His dick in my ass didn't seem to cross my mind at the time. Now that I think about it, I would guess a guy could get a power trip by ass fucking a mom into a dumb cum dump and then bragging about it. That's what he did to me. I used to get butterflies in my stomach waiting for this kid to rectum plow me with his cock. I think I was more worried about his parents finding out. I mean, it was all above board. He was 18. But still, I wonder what his mom and dad would have said if they found him pumping sperm in my ass in their bed. We fucked in their bed once. We didn't get caught, but it would have been interesting if we did. I have no regrets. I'm glad I did it. I have fond memories of him and his cock. I have found that the older I get, the more aggressive I have to be with guys under 35. They are intimidated by me. I think because I'm older and they figure I am unavailable. I wish that weren't the case, but it is. It makes for more work but works that "ends" up being satisfying when it all "cums" together. They should put their doubts aside and approach me. I know I can completely and permanently alter a guy's sex life with just one solid fuck. No, it's not because someone told me that. It's just how they always return. Even years later, after they are married with kids. They want to chase that high they got when we fucked. Being good in the sack is easy, though. All you have to do is be into what you're doing. You will be a solid fuck no matter what if you are. Guys come back because when I stick their dick in my ass, it's because I want it there. I plan on cumming while it's pushing my rectum around. It's not to impress them. I could care less what impresses them. Just keep it in my ass and squeeze my tits while your stroking. All will end up as it should. I think guys know when they are being duped into a relationship with sex but do it anyway. I can tell when a chick isn't into something but pretends she is, and I don't even have a dick. That sucks, but I guess if I had a dick, I'd keep going back because it would be a sure thing. Until you end up like Bob. Married and pussy pass denied. That's got to suck. I have never had a sexless marriage. First, I was cheating on everyone and still do, so "no sex" isn't a thing with me. Second, if I did have a sexless marriage, it would only last if he was a very willing cuckold getting me ready for my dates. I could do that for sure. He wouldn't be sexless. He just wouldn't be sticking his penis in any of my holes. I might jerk him off, but mostly he would be jerking himself off on my tits as I discuss real men with him while he does. Fucking cucks. They have us all fooled. They are getting off harder and more frequently than all of us and somehow have us fooled into thinking they are being denied and disregarded sexually. You got to watch those cucks. They are tricky little bastards. Everything awful I think I'm doing to them, they think it all is the most incredible shit humanly possible. I'm rambling. But just an observation.
2022-09-18 15:08:23 +0000 UTC View PostGood news. Scott isn't all that upset with me. He was in a g..
Good news. Scott isn't all that upset with me. He was in a good mood. He was in such a good mood, he ass fucked me. His dick isn't near the size of Bob's, so it slipped in like it was a pinky. I didn't cum, but I liked the feeling of mercy fucking him with my ass. Something about knowing his dick will never compete with Bob's. It will never touch places in my guts that belong to Bob's 9 inches. It makes me feel powerful. He is my lesser because of Bob's cock. I had to force myself not to think of Bob's cock, or I probably would have cum. I am on a high right now. Scott is going to shoot some photos for me, maybe even a video. I'm just going with it. He has avoided my adult career my entire life. Now he's ass fucking me with another man's sperm still lingering about in my innards and obviously enjoying it. I know this because my asshole is loose from Bob's cock and his jizz just poured out after he came. I have to steam my area rug now. Don't get me wrong. I love that he emptied himself into my asshole. It makes me feel like the protective mom making it all better for him. Fuck, that's weird. I wonder why I like that?
2022-09-17 21:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post
